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ramudamemura · 3 months
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hi guys
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#look at this image it’s so image#don’t mind me i’m just stressing bc i go back to school tomorrow#i am kinda nervous for the spring semester#i actually think it’ll be better than last semester bc last semester was kinda ass but like#still nervous yk#fling posse save me fling posse#i think my hyperfixations (whatever they may be. rn it’s obviously hypmic) will become less aggressive once i go back tho#bc then i’ll have work and my social life AND school yk#which is kinda sad but kinda a good thing bc i am running out of fics to read and fanart to look at lmao 😭#i’m ab ready to start posting fling posse meta (don’t encourage me i have so many drafts)#it’s ok i really do think this semester will be better than last#the way i’m posting this while i’m supposed to be doing assignments 😭 goodbye#shut up diana#one of my professors is gonna b assigning daily quizzes#another one assigned an 84 question pre assessment to do before the first day of class#it was to let her know a baseline for our skill level which does make sense but i think 84 questions is a little excessive#like why are you being a try hard who r you trying to impress. the other professors?? 😭#rosho would be disappointed#anyway ik im being harsh and i shouldn’t be judging professors that i haven’t even met yet#but like. giving an 84 question pre assessment is giving that boy in middle school who tries way too hard in gym class and cries if he lose#like can you chill. pelase. please. chill lelkasepleazewi oh hmhod i am only one person i#i rlly wanna start this semester off right tho#like i’m gonna start drinking more water my goal is to finish my water bottle every day OUTSIDE of what i drink at meals#and i’m gonna go for walks more since they make me happy :)#and i’m NOT gonna be hard on myself when i can’t focus or procrastinate or take forever to do smth (hashtag adhd)#that’s gonna b a hard one tho#anyway sorry 4 spam if you r reading these tags ignore me#i just need somewhere to put this lmao#maybe i should get a diary or something#i can be like greg heffley
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mera-k1 · 5 months
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Hypnosis Mic - NNN
hypnosis mic second members x gn!reader
-smut, minors dni
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because he's busy a lot, Jyuto doesn't really see the affect the challenge is meant to have. he's usually busy and could easily satisfy you with his fingers if you happened to be horny. he lasts the whole month with little to no issues, even if you tease him.
with Gentaro, your teasing has nearly no affect on him as he just lightly teases you back or gently pushes your hands away with a smile. he easily lasts the whole month and frustrates you in the process.
Hifumi genuinely might forget about the whole challenge half way through when you try to get him with some playful teasing. that is.. until you remind him after the fact to which he's a bit disappointed but, he still got to pleasure the both of you so it's a win still for him.
he could make it the whole month and probably would normally. Rosho easily would if he's able to withstand any sort of teasing you put him through. he can handle only words and no actions and easily make it through the month but the moment you start feeling him up? it's really testing his self control. he'd last most of the month at that point, going for a solid 3 weeks.
Jyushi could make it the whole month if there's no teasing involved. if you tease and let your hands linger a little longer than they should be on places they shouldn't be, he'll fold. he doesn't want you to feel like he's only in the relationship with you for sex but he can't help but be weak to your touch and how good you make him feel. he'll last a good 2 weeks before he gives in.
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sorry you're having a disappointing day! what do you think you'd do for fun if you went out with rosho, sasara, and rei instead?
🎋naniwaparadise
woah!! thank you sm!!
hmm it depends, if we were here irl we would hit the streets, im sure they would all enjoy some mulled wine and polish christmas treats! there is also a ferris wheel i saw on my way here and it would be cool to see the city panoramic! and steal a kiss from rosho when the rest of dh is not looking
if we were in Ōsaka i would love to do some sort of challenge with them in the takoyaki shop mentioned in the last event! they served mixed takoyaki, among god like delicious takoyaki were the worst tasting takoyaki on this planet haha it could become an eventful evening XD
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hypnomicimagines · 3 years
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Hi, who would be surprised when you accepted their confession/confessed to them or would have known from the start that you will accept/confess to them? Thank you so much
(this was probably meant to be a this or that but I have opinions)
Buster Bros
Yamada Ichiro: 
Ichiro felt something coming but he didn’t want to get his hopes up, wondering if the romance light novels he read were just too deeply embedded in his head. When you do confess he manages to keep the surprised look off his face as he returns you feelings, quite pleased that his romantic instinct remained on point.
Yamada Jiro: 
Jiro is completely blind-sided. He was stuck in his own little world thinking of how he might confess but he was quite ready to do so, he still felt like your relationship was on shaky ground. He considered you a friend that he didn’t want to live without, plus it would be embarrassing to be rejected, so he’s stunned into total silence when you actually confess to him. 
Yamada Saburo: 
Saburo had absolutely no idea you had those types of feelings for him. He simply thought this was a friendship, and since he didn’t have much experience with crushes and the like... He didn’t really know how to react at first. You’re met with a total brick wall, no emotion as he tells you he needs time to think, confiding in his brothers before he finally makes the right move. 
Mad Trigger Crew
Aohitsugi Samatoki: 
He had an inkling of your feelings but he had been in deep denial that they existed because it would mean having to confront his own feelings for you. Part of him almost wishes he could deny his draw to you but he’d never been one to not go all in, and this applied to you, dedicating himself to your happiness once your feelings are exchanged. 
Iruma Jyuto: 
Jyuto felt stupid for never realizing, especially when he looks back on how you acted around him, knowing he probably could’ve figured it out before your confession if he had paid closer attention. He’s flattered by it but he needs time to think on it, knowing how big a commitment it would be and not wanting to waste your time if he wasn’t in a good enough place to offer said commitment to you. 
Rio Mason Busujima: 
Rio didn’t quite understand the extent of your feelings but he had known they were mutual; he was quite fond of you and he found your company to be more enjoyable than most. He was content with allowing things to unfold between you naturally meaning your confession was a pleasant surprise, confirming that he felt the same (and that he admired your bravery for confessing first). 
Fling Posse
Amemura Ramuda: 
Ramuda would act like he saw your confession coming from a mile away, he was very well loved so why would you be any different? But behind this unnecessarily haughty response is a man who very much wants to be truly loved by someone. It’s almost embarrassing to receive a confession so full of genuine feelings that he initially reacted with his fake, peppy persona. When he looked frustrated is when you realized the truth of your feelings was sinking in for him, Ramuda having never suspected that he’d be on the receiving end of this.
Yumeno Gentaro: 
Gentaro would have to be purposely ignorant to say he didn’t notice a few signs that suggested you were harboring feelings for him, but he liked to blame things he noticed like that on his imagination. He’s not at all surprised about your confession but to say he doesn’t appreciate you coming to him first would be a lie; he’s quite pleased to hear your words, it makes the feelings seem a little more solid. He beats around the bush at returning these feelings but they are there, just buried deep beneath a pile of denial and fear. 
Arisugawa Dice: 
Dice is completely blind-sided. He was busy being so hopelessly in love with you that he didn’t notice those feelings were returned at all. You think he must be some type of fool to not realize as it was hard to hide your care for him but Dice admitted it was because he didn’t care if you returned his feelings, because he’d still love you either way. Not to say he isn’t thrilled to hear that you love him too but his love for you was unconditional and it would remain that way no matter what happened.
Matenro 
Jinguji Jakurai: 
Jakurai was well-aware of your feelings, so painfully aware that it hurt to have to continuously deny them to himself as he felt unworthy of receiving them. The happiness it would bring him to have you by his side would be immeasurable but does he truly deserve it after all he had done? Would he truly make a good partner for you? It’s easier to ignore his feelings than act on them but when you confront him with your own, he gives in instantly. 
Izanami Hifumi: 
Hifumi was adept at detecting real love from infatuation, at knowing when someone actually felt a certain way about him or if they were blinded by his beauty. It still made him nervous because having a genuine love was a heavy burden to have but he welcomed the challenge if it was you who loved him. He knew that your heart was good and that your confession was delivered directly from it, hoping he can do it justice when he returned your feelings. 
Kannonzaka Doppo: 
Doppo is in complete shock that you accepted his confession let alone confessed right back to him. He doesn’t know what to do with his swimming thoughts or sweaty hands, wringing his tie between his hands as he waits for you to take it back and say it was all just a prank. When you instead take his nervous hands in your own, managing to calm him with just a touch, he feels his heart suddenly overwhelmed and he could practically cry at how lucky he felt.
Bad Ass Temple
Harai Kuko: 
Kuko had made his feelings for you apparent from the very start, his crush on you quite open as he unabashedly flirted with you when he had the chance. Whether you felt the same or not hadn’t mattered because Kuko would care deeply for you either way meaning he didn’t look too deeply into how you acted around him, taking each day as it came until he felt he could truly be a good partner for you. 
Aimono Jyushi: 
Jyushi is completely caught off-guard, his own feelings having completely blinded him to yours; he had assumed all the returned affection was him simply seeing what he wanted to. He had planned on confessing to you himself, thinking about it over and over, stopping you mid-confession so he could go first (that’s how it had been rehearsed after all). 
Amaguni Hitoya: 
Hitoya knew. He would have to know, it was his job to carefully observe, to pick up on the tiny little details, but it didn’t mean he realized just how far those feelings went. He didn’t think he was worthy of them, thinking he would be a disappointment of a boyfriend but having to admit to himself that he’d regret it if he didn’t at least try to give himself a chance at happiness with you. 
Dotsuitare Hompo 
Nurude Sasara:
Sasara is in an odd in-between world where he’s both aware of your feelings and in complete denial that they actually exist. He thinks you might be trying to strike up a comedy bit with him when you confess, taking on the role of the dramatic dame who felt the romance was too tragic to ever work out. Fortunately for him, you were not attempting to recruit him for some comedy duo and that your confession was genuine, Sasara scrambling to gather the rest of his pride before you left him in the dust for the stupid joke he tried to make out of your confession.
Tsutsujimori Rosho:  
Rosho can’t fathom where your feelings for him came from. Being surrounded by interesting personalities like Sasara and Rei left him feeling uninteresting, not that he held any bitterness towards them about it as he was who he was. But to hear that you wanted him, to hear that you were so fond of him you were willing to put yourself out there for potential heartbreak just to get your feelings across to him. He had no idea this was coming and is thus unprepared to respond, losing his composure entirely as he fumbled to find the words to show he returned your feelings tenfold.
Amayado Rei: 
Rei is well-aware of your feelings, so strikingly aware that it almost feels like he’s purposely stringing you along by indulging you in him. He’s always had this way of making you feel special and while you’re sure he’s working this magic on other women, you do your best to accept your place in his life. You are, at least, in some way very important to Rei and he tells you that while he hears your feelings, there’s a few more things he must do before he can accept them. He hoped that you were ready to rule at the top beside him, promising your patience would be rewarded in some way.
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hypmicdaydreams · 2 years
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headcanons of what the osaka division members would gift their s/o in christmas? love ur writing!! 💞
Ahh tyvm!! Feel like my hc writing is a little rusty hngg, but regardless, I hope you still enjoy! Thank you sm for the request and pls enjoy 💕
christmas gifts w/ dotsuitare hompo
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-pairings: sasara nurude x gn!reader, rosho tsutsujimori x gn!reader, rei yamada x gn!reader
-genre: fluff
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Sasara
hm i think sasara is the type to get maybe like a generic gift, such as typical clothes or even stuffed animals and plushies and all, but he picks them out with a lot of care
don't think he goes all out on buying gifts, but sasara does very much care for you, as his s/o, of course, so he does put thought into every gift on whether you'd like it or not
for instance, if you love plushies or stuffed animals, he'd buy you one of your favorite animal, maybe even have his very own voice recording inside which was more likely than not some sort of pun of his (for when you missed him and needed to hear his voice for comfort!)
or since it's the winter season, i can see him getting some sort of gift such as weighted blankets or cozy sweaters that fit with the cold weather, so that it's something you could use
i could also see him maybe trying to get you something that you've expressed you've wanted before, though more often than not, i do think he'd buy a sort of gift that'd express his love for you
it's a very simple sort of gift but also very thoughtful
could also see him maybe get you some sort of gag gift?? as a joke alongside with the actual presents lol
can def see him buying matching ugly sweaters for the two of you guys as well. his fashion sense isn't the best as it is, and he does think it'd be a little funny if you guys matched, especially since he knows how much you'd hate it, in an affectionate sense that is
the look on your face when he gives you the sweater while he's wearing the matching one is priceless, and sasara can't help the contagious laugh that erupts
but seeing your bright smile when you open up his actual gifts, the immediate happiness in your eyes and genuine warm thanks that you give him, sasara can't help that smile of his own
it's cliché, but he does feel that warmth spreading in his chest as well, and it's his own joy as well
(though the entire atmosphere surely dissociates when he starts cracking his puns and jokes)
Rosho
he's definitely the type to buy a practical gift or something that would be of use to you
rosho doesn't want to buy you any gift really just for the sentiment of having bought you a gift; he wanted to put thought into it and get you something that he knew you'd use many, many times
he's gotten his fair share of useless gifts after all, and rosho knows how disappointing they can be surely, whether standing in lines to return it or sitting in some dark space collecting dust
besides, if there's some appliance that you needed or expressed how much you wanted, then rosho would love nothing more than to help you out and buy you one
(heard air fryers were popular now so maybe that? or even a stand mixer if you were into baking and all)
seeing the smile in your face and the way the stars in your eyes glowed when you unwrapped the present, expressing how excited you were to try it out and sincerely thanking him, made rosho quite excited as well honestly, sorta like a domino effect
seeing you so excited with his gift, such a genuine and bright smile tugging at your lips, made rosho heat up a little, his heart skipping a beat or two
ahh, the fact that you loved his gift and knew you were going to use it for a while indeed make rosho happy as much as it also made him flustered
well, he did love the feeling at least
(and each time he stopped by and saw that you were using it never failed to make him blush at least a tiny bit, knowing that you were using his gift that he bought specifically with you in mind)
def has a clear idea of what to get so it's a simply shopping trip, and he buys the gift ahead of time to avoid long lines and the stress of whether or not it'd even be available
overall, rosho is very practical when it comes to gifts and buys you something that he knows for certain that you'd use
doesn't see any point in getting a gift you'd simply throw out after all
Rei
this man is rather lavish when it comes to his lifestyle, so i'm sure he buys something along those lines as well, luxurious and/or expensive
it's not really so much as he wants to impress you and flaunt but rather, being his s/o, he does think you deserve only the best
besides, as his s/o, it's not as if he could simply buy any ol' thing for you, at least, he thinks so
honestly will buy you anything that you once remotely expressed interest in. it was no problem after all
that elegant handbag you had been eyeing when strolling through the district together or perhaps a rather fluffy coat that was perfect for the winter season or even that belt that had caught your eye
whatever it was, rei was quite the perceptive guy, almost to a shocking extent really, and he'd buy it no matter the reaspn. he'd catch on to you before you could yourself
and rei certainly does enjoy the disbelief you have when you unwrap the gift, your speechlessness. he loves being the one to evoke such expressions from you really
won't have it if you try to say that it's, er, a bit much, not that you didn't appreciate the gesture of course. but wow, he really went all out
rei acts so nonchalant about the whole thing as well, as if it didn't really mean anything much, and he won't let you not accept it, even if you seem reluctant to at first
feel like another gift of his could be a date of sorts as well? like a lavish christmas night date in or outside
can see him bringing out a rather luxurious bottle of alcohol to spend the night drinking as well as an additional present if you drink as well because, well, rei loves his alcohol truly
besides, sharing a drink with you was one of his favorite things as well, and such a cozy night certainly called for it
ah, there seemed to be no better way to spend a cold winter night than besides the fireplace and drinking rounds of alcohol
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saitama-division · 3 years
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What does Lola (if i got the name wrong im so sorry) think about the terrible clothing choices in the guidebook wardrobe?
You got it right, don’t worry! And as for the fashion choices, well…
A look of sheer anger flashes on The Model’s face for a brief moment as she stared at the groups of abomination in front of her, she could feel her soul leaving her body and her eyebrow twitched as she tried to collect her thoughts (and tried not to strangle anyone). Although some outfits weren’t as nearly as bad as others, it didn’t calm the festering rage inside of her. What kind of God would do this and why is beyond her but one thing’s for sure, she had a lot to say…
“What the absolute fuck are you all wearing!?”
Ichiro: “You look like a ketchup packet dude, there’s no other way to say it….hm? Oh, would you rather I say you look like a walking used tampon?…Yeah, that’s what I thought.”
Jiro: “Did you just cut out random shit from magazines and glued it onto your pants and thought ‘Oh hell yeah, I look cool as shit’, well you don’t dear, you just look like one of those cringy tik tok e-boys. Please for the love of God, do not bite your lip.”
Saburo: “Is it a family thing to dress in the first thing you pick from the closet? God, and I thought you were the smart one! Maybe learn how to coordinate an outfit instead of hacking into the government or whatever kids do these days.”
Samatoki: “We get it man, you like skulls, you’re a badass, mR. hArDcOrE yOkOhAmA bAd BoY, fix your hair and maybe I’ll feel intimidated…maybe…yeah, no.”
Jyuto: “You know, I didn’t had faith in you but you have pleasantly surprised me. Well done, ‘Mr. Bunny Cop’ lol.”
Rio: “…Just throw the whole outfit away dude…”
Ramuda: She solemnly shook her head “Ramuda, my precious little lollipop, I had so much hope in you…and you fucking decimated them, you prick. Words cannot describe the sheer disappointment I am feeling right now, I have the urge to take you to the playground and at the same time, wring that pretty little neck of yours…What the fuck man.”
Gentaro: “You know, all you need is a hat and I can push you into the ocean, little sailor boy.”
Dice: “Dice, you look like a janitor who got some gaudy accessories from the pawn shop, and knowing you, I’m probably not too far off, am I?”
Jakurai: “Doc please, take off the coat, we’re not on a space ship. Not even your majestic hair can help you.”
Hifumi: *sigh* “The jacket’s nice Hifumi but the tail coat is a real turn off and please, please, please, get rid of those goddamn cowboy shoes, oh my fucking god DUDE-“
Doppo: “Relax corporate slave, I’ll go easy on you, for once. Sweater’s fine, remove the chain and wear solid color pants and you’ll finally look like a decent person.”
Kuko: “Is that your high rank outfit? Did you get promoted or something?”
Jyushi: “Shakespeare wants his outfit back, dude.”
Hitoya: “Did you even try, man!? You did the bare minimum for an outfit and it still looks bad! Throw it away, throw the damn outfit away!”
Sasara: “Look, I know you’re a comedian and it’s all part of the schtick but that is no fucking excuse to walk into society wearing that abomination, God, I can’t even look at you because of how bright the colors are…and because that outfit is trash.”
Rosho: “Y’know for a teacher, you don’t dress too bad…but the shoes man, the shoes, it looked so good until the shoes, please go wear some regular dress shoes.”
Rei: “Ugh, how is it that you look even more like a sleazy old man than before. You may got cash but that’s all you got really going for you. Gaudy is fucking gaudy old man, no amount of money can make that outfit look good.”
Lola threw her hands up in the air and stormed away, “That’s it, I can’t anymore, I’m done, I’m FUCKING done!”
Kureha was trying to hold back her laughter and Sayaka sweatdropped, “I’m so sorry, Lola gets uh…very passionate about fashion…”
Hope you like it! Thank you for the ask!
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chicchanooliner · 3 years
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Glory or Dust : an opinionated summary.
Also speakers ratings
One word : 3D
Boy Ichiro can climb and run fast woa
Speakers can move????!!!
Ichiro’s are no longer on my top 10 I’m sorry sweetie but those speakers are gonna get a 5/10 and those points are for Ichi not the darn speakers.
Ooo Samatoki can wiggle! Is he trying to be a Sama-snake now?
6/10 for the creativity of his speakers, they even glow in the dark. 10/10 good for those who are scared of the dark.
Which brings us to another topic; do they glow bc Samatoki is scared of the dark?
Ooh look at Nagoya div <3
Nagoya Div my beloved <3<3
Setting looks like Naruto’s so it’s ok
Kuuko, my man, gets 10/10 bc I’m biased just like that also speakers have a dragon holding a speaker (?)
DH really be imitating Uchiha Itachi’s pose up there lol
Shoku repo (食レポ) Is what gave Sasara a 9.9/10. The 0.1 is bc I didn’t get the punchline in his joke there.
Sasara and his speakers are feline friends yes. They understand each other also the fact the speakers are a maneki neko dancing around makes everything even better.
Ramuda baby what the fuck are u guys doing up there??? What if u fall??
Ramuda my gremlin angel. Your speakers will get a 6/10 bc they look so weird also they kinda look like a croos over between Yu-gi-oh and fish eggs so.
MTNRO my beloveds, get your asses down pls, least one pf u trips and break your backs.
Jakurai really be looking like sailor moon up there with his speakers. 10/10 bc everything about Jakurai looks majestic.
Jiro, 3/10. I’m sorry sweetie but 10/10 for that one random girl that appeared. Who. Is she??? She really be chilling here
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TRASH PANDA (why u so mean Jyuto??)
Flowers. Thats all I see whenever I see Jyuto’s speakers so 5/10 bc they kinda pretty when I think of them as flowers but as sirens they will get 3/10.
Jyushi my beloved child, my angel UwU
100/10 bc he is Jyushi and deserves the world. Also I’m obsessed with how his speakers look like a haunted house that gives a nightmare before Christmas vibes.
Rosho really looking like a snack up there. The way he say “ 怖いお” makes me go UwU
However, Rosho, honey... thise speakers... 4/10 bc that table really looks like the box where my grandma used to store dates in when I was young.
I will not talk about how disappointed I’m with Gentaro’s outfit bc I thought they were elegant until I saw them here.
Those speakers better stay 6 feet away from me. They look like a yokai. So 7/10 for being creatively scary.
HIFUMI HIFUMI HIFUMI HIFUMI HIFUMI-
Speakers are simple but elegant so usually I’d go for a 2/10 bc I really don’t like yellow. But 101/10 bc you are Hifumi and that spin. THE SPIN IS BEAUTIFUL.
These two
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You might wanna tune down being mad and you guys can kiss later
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Saburo, my child, I really hoped for “Saburo Steelo” moment but guess this won’t happen for now
SABURO VERSION 2 ✌🏻
Saburo’s speakers get 9.6/10 bc I really really want to touch them. Grinch vibes tho.
Ichiro, you look like u got dumbed sitting there I’m sorry
YOU CAN’T TOUCH DIS- i swoon
Rio... now look i love this guy, I really do but those speakers will get 2/10.
Hitoya. One word. BIKE GOES BRRR
sweetie what is that??? 8/10 for the creativity and 9/10 for being funny
10/10 for Rei’s speakers. Suzaku being there is magnificent but final score is 0/10 bc they belong to Rei.
Dice looks like a vending machine more than a gambling machine so 1/10 for wrong vibes but final score will be 4/10 for the fact that he has his own fucking face on those speakers
Now star of the show, my spirit animal, my man, my child, Doppo will be getting 100/10 bc he deserves it. Creativity 10/10 and 10/10 for being simple and elegant.
No i am not screaming or crying...
KuuIchi are standing on the same side
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STANDING ON THE SAME FUCKINF SIDEEEEEE
Now DH is surrounded by both Matenro and MTC so can they just really quickly gang up on Rei and beat some sense back to his head???
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT—
Hitoya near BBs. And Jakurai on their other side My life is now completed
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Samatoki can u just slap Rei a little bit? Since ur near and all??
Now, Fling Posse and MTC really walked there like they came out of mean girls
2 ft distance u guys omg.
Thought Kuko would pull Jakurai’s hair as to make Jakurai reach his height pftt-
SamaRamu continue flirting please.
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cyrillean · 3 years
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today, in "things literally no one asked for": all of sasara's verses in every song and drama track, ranked from worst to best
disclaimer that if you know enough about rap to be able to actually discuss and compare this sort of thing, uh, i have to warn you i don't so you might take psychic damage from reading this. but I TRIED
(also, this does not include the stage plays songs, sorry about that. it also does not include the curry thing, because i refuse to acknowledge it, thank you.)
ALSO OBVIOUSLY THIS IS JUST MY OPINION and if you disagree id love to hear why. this is just for fun and because the funnyman lives rent free in my head
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14. sasara's verse with rosho in Aikata: deep sigh... im holding myself back from ranting for 10 paragraphs about this, but i genuinely think this showcases all their flaws as partners. it's not atrocious or anything, it's just. their styles cancel out in a way that reflects all their fears come true. it's cute tho
13. Survival of the Illest: Maybe I just didn't like the live performance, so I won't be able to rank it for sure until we get the official version of this and the BAT ones, but given Dotsuhon live performances tend to be even better than the studio versions, I'm inclined to say I straight up don't like his verse here lol?
12. Wara Osaka: ......yeah this is just thoroughly meh to me. Gives me the same vibes as his verse with Rosho in Aikata. Just not interesting. At least the song itself is really fun for something to vibe with without demanding that much attention.
11. Summit of Divisions (the bit from the leaders section in the trailer): Literally the most forgettable verse in this part of the song. Not bad, just thoroughly unremarkable both in the context of Sasara's verses and in the fact that all the other leaders have STELLAR verses here. Structure wise it makes sense going into Kuko's final verse, which probably only hits AS hard BECAUSE sasara's bit passes right by you, but still.
10. his parts in N☆PS: This song is fantastic, but Sasara is really just here as the glue to tie things together- the real standouts in this one are Rei and Rosho. Still, special shotout to him counting down in a speech.
9. sasara's solo verse in Aikata: perfectly standard sasara rap. this is like the baseline of what should be expected from this clown imo. the lyrics are kinda toothless but the way he delivers it doesn't disappoint
8. Joy for Struggle: It's only just a bit above The Sasara Standard Of Quality. Real good, real fun, takes advantage of the fantastic instrumentals of the song, and his confidence carries him a long way- but let's be honest, Ichiro sort of wiped the floor with him on this one
7. His first verse in Summit of Divisions: Judged solely as rap his bit here is nothing special, but in the context of the song itself, it's one of the most fun parts, he really leans into the vibe of the song by giving a little breather that's still genuinely fun and keeps the energy going into Rosho's verse.
6. Helter Skelter: much like everything else about sasara in helter skelter, his verse here is INTERESTING... he drops a lot of his usual flair and instead delivers a very, hm, i don't know enough about rap to describe it; it's very technically impressive compared to his usual stuff? I wouldn't be surprised if this is a peek at what he sounded like in Ikebukuro. If he'd carried this energy into Joy for Struggle it would have at least been a more interesting fight
5. Division Battle Anthem +: ...I think Sasara may well be the ONLY person who perfomed BETTER in Rap Battle than in Battle Anthem. I still prefer his verse here, but it's very style over sustance. That in no way means it's bad tho because absolutely NO ONE has a bad or even mediocre verse in this song, and I appreciate his kanto-ben joke its cute
4. Division Rap Battle +: I don't actually like his verse here much, but relistening I have to admit it's actually very, hmm... it's sasara going all out with style, he does SO much in just 20 seconds. In Tragic Transistor he calls himself a southpaw rapper, and I don't know enough about rap to know if he's bullshitting or not, but this verse makes it hard to argue with him.
3. Tragic Transistor: He does not shut up for a single SECOND in this entire song, and lets none of that time go to waste. The song itself barely changes at all, and the choruses are relatively speaking very short, so he carries the whole entire three minutes by himself without it EVER getting boring. He manages to rap for a whole song about himself, without actually SAYING anything meaningful about himself, and yet STILL asserting dominance WHILE being a clown. this song is a joy to rap
2. Aikata(s): Unironically fantastic, which goes for rosho's parts as well. in many shonen Fights Between Allies (tm), i feel like even if they SAY they're not holding back, they end up being like "oh it doesnt matter who wins, what matters is that we're enjoying the battle and giving it our all" etc. well this is NOT the case here, they are HONEST TO GOD BOTH FIGHTING TO WIN, and sasara genuinely throws out some lines i wouldn't have thought he'd say to rosho. just a great battle imo
Tragic Comedy #1. Osaka Dreamin Night: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, COME ON EVERY PART OF HIS VERSE HERE IS ICONIC. HAI DOMO DOTSUITARE HOMPO DESU. TAMUKETARO KA HIGANBANA. IM A TRAGIC COMEDY NUMBER 1. THE BIT WHERE HE PUNS AROUND HIS NAME FOR LIKE FOUR FULL LINES. this is such an addictive verse to rap it's just so fun and bouncy with just a dash of threathening. HONA NEEEE
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mc-doppomine · 3 years
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I do not know how the hell Sasara hasn’t said a thing to Rei about this whole situation with the Buster Bros!!! The only and I mean only way I can see it being allowed is that Sasara didn’t know about the relation until they’re on the stage and they’re attacking Rei. I sorely hope that there’s some drama track later to deal with it because...I feel that has to be mildly concerning to the other members of Dotsutaire Hompo. 
Although there is a decent chance Sasara doesn’t do anything. I felt because his background he would but thinking it could go either way. Because it’s how he’s grown up, Sasara wouldn’t recognize it as something ‘strange’ in a family dynamic. Only difference is that the Yamada brothers chose anger rather than deflection like the did. Or, in a way, he finds it a blessing for that to happen so that they wouldn’t be disappointed or hurt like he was by his parents. I can’t remember if it was in Joy and Struggle but I think he had a part of something along the lines of ‘blood doesn’t make a bond, Ichiro.’ 
But on the other hand, Sasara seems very aware of what he’s like and WHY he’s like that. Could he really stand by when he’s met and been friends with Ichiro? To meet him in MCD and know he’s put this front as a tough and hard delinquent? To see him as the leader of Buster Bros, trading that toughness with a friendly and approachable demeanor? A demeanor that Sasara himself knows about because that’s what he took to guard himself? I feel that it’d be a little hard for Sasara to just let it happen again to someone else. Although this would have to be reconciled some way if DH wins because it’s not like they can just forfeit. 
Also there is Rosho. I feel like Rosho in a way has less qualms about stepping on toes. I think Rosho knows that these are his enemies but at the same time he can acknowledge most of them are fucking children! Like Jiro is old enough to be one of his students! Yes, his obligation as a part of DH come first but I don’t think that’d easily leave his mind. It also wouldn’t leave him easily who Rei is to them. 
I think the revelation could give him more respect towards Ichiro as a son that is defiant towards his parent. Something he knows about and both did and didn’t fulfill. I believe in Joy and Struggle when Ichiro and Rei had a row that Ichiro proclaimed he would never be like his father. Rosho might have felt something in that. And also how the parent affected their child. Like I don’t think Rosho is unaware either of why he is how he is. It was pressure and expectation that made him afraid. Those things originating from his strict parents and then embedded into his being that it has never left him. How can he just stand there when he has a parent that while seemingly the opposite of what his parents did, still has something he wants to impress upon the child? Even if they don’t necessarily want that. 
Ah, now I’m fired up. I need another drama track soon. I realized that battle unwrapped a lot at once and I have no idea how they’re gonna unpack that. 
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hypmicyume · 4 years
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The Cabin in the Woods (Hypnosis Microphone Edition)
Yo! Before I jump into this “short” fic I wrote for fun, I’d like to give a few warnings and credit. Credit is based on the original movie: The Cabin in the Woods (2011) Directed by Drew Goddard. The story is the same concept but replaced with some of the Hypnosis Microphone characters! I also added in an extra “Role” (the original movie only has five of these) since I included one member of each Division in this story, this was to help it make more sense. It doesn’t follow the exact movie story line, just the plot idea, events are different (but some very similar as well). Okay! Next I have a small gore warning. It’s not very graphic but there is some in there, so just a heads up! Some NSFW is insinuated but the story itself doesn’t describe it in anyway. The last thing is that even though I call this a “short” fic, it’s actually pretty long at 14,254 words. Okay that’s it! Please enjoy the story!
“Is that so? Well, how could I pass up such an enticing opportunity from such a lovely kitten?” Hifumi asked, voice alluring and smooth as the atmosphere around him seemed to sparkle.
His client, a woman in her early thirties, kept going on and on about a quaint little “cabin” her family owns, insisting Hifumi take a weekend there to recharge and relax. She pressed the idea of him going with some friends, it’d be much more fun than going alone after all. Hifumi agreed, his mind wandering; who could he invite along on a little backwoods adventure?
Hifumi had just arrived home, Doppo was still gone at work, this was no surprise. Hifumi’s client had arranged for him and his guests, whoever they may be, to stay that weekend at her family’s cabin, Friday until Sunday. It was rather short notice; it was Wednesday today! Unlike Hifumi, there was no way Doppo could get time off work on such short notice, looks like he wouldn’t be able to invite him along as much as he’d like to.
Hifumi pulled out his phone and gave a quick call to Jakurai. “Hey, hey Sensei! So, I got this awesome deal from a client to stay in her cute little cabin this weekend located off in the forest and I wanted to invite some friends along! Doppo won’t be able to make it since it’s for this weekend, the notice won’t be enough, but I was hoping you’d come!”
Jakurai chuckled, quickly followed with a small sigh. “It sounds like a lovely time, but I’m afraid I agreed to cover for a coworker of mine this weekend at the hospital. I apologize Hifumi-kun, I cannot accompany you.”
“Awww! Dang… That really sucks! I might not get another chance to go but I don’t wanna go all alone! Now what do I do…” Hifumi pouted, a deep sigh of disappointment escaping him.
Jakurai was silent for a moment as he thought before speaking up and offering an idea. “Hifumi-kun, why not invite people from the other divisions along? You could get to know them a bit better and perhaps make some friends in the process. It’s worth asking if you really don’t want to waste this opportunity.”
“That’s a great idea! I’m sure someone will be willing to go! Thanks Sensei, I’ll give that a go!” Hifumi exclaimed eagerly.
And somehow, by some miracle, Hifumi was able to convince one member from each division to come along with him to the cabin. Jiro, Jyuto, Gentaro, Rosho, and Jyushi all agreed to come along on this weekend venture into the woods.
Jiro didn’t take much convincing, actually. Hifumi called and asked to speak to Ichiro. When Jiro inquired about why, Hifumi explained he wanted to invite Ichiro along on a trip. Jiro wasn’t having it, Ichiro and this host hanging out? No way! He jumped in and said he’d go along in Ichiro’s place. In Jiro’s mind, he was protecting his big bro.
Jyuto almost got out of going, that’s right, he didn’t want to go. He suggested Riou since he was a more suited fellow for this kind of thing, but Hifumi pressed Jyuto to come, saying he wanted to know more about the guy who somehow knows his best friend. Jyuto couldn’t come up with any excuses, so he reluctantly agreed. It’s only a weekend, right? And a cabin is better than a tent like at Riou’s.
Gentaro agreed right away to come along, though, it’s not because he wanted to go on a trip with Hifumi and company per se. Gentaro and Hifumi don’t have the best relationship after all. A quiet trip to the forest, very scenic, a lovely place for inspiration and writing is reason enough to go, he just might avoid everyone else while he was there. Another reason being, perhaps, that he wanted to watch this potential train wreck take place as it occurred.
Rosho was unwillingly dragged into the unfortunate situation of going along with Hifumi as a practical joke. Hifumi spoke with Sasara, inviting him along on the trip, but Sasara had to decline because he had a show that weekend. Sasara, unbeknownst to Rosho, enthusiastically told Hifumi that, “Rosho will go! He loves that kind of thing! Just be at his house Friday morning and he will be ready to go!”
Jyushi was another unwilling candidate pushed into this against his will. Hifumi called and caught Jyushi while Jyushi was at the temple with Kuko doing some training. Jyushi had initially declined, but Kuko overheard the conversation and told Hifumi that Jyushi would be going because, “It’s excellent training to be out in the wilderness! It will strengthen your body and mind, you’re going!” Despite Jyushi’s tears and begs to not make him go, he ended up agreeing to go anyway.
Hifumi was up bright and early Friday morning, all packed and loaded up into an RV he’d rented for the weekend trip. No one had a car large enough to hold everyone and traveling together is half the fun! Renting an RV was definitely the way to go in Hifumi’s mind. He set off, having told Doppo of his weekend plans the night before, though, Doppo would likely not recall since he was half asleep listening to Hifumi ramble on about the cabin. All Doppo thought about was how he wanted to go to bed and how unlucky he was to have been dragged into weekend overtime.
The first stop was in Ikebukuro, Hifumi parked in front of the Yamada residence and honked the horn a few times as he leaned out the window of the RV. “Yoooo! I’m here for Jiro-kun!” He called out.
Unprepared as usual, Jiro was still in the middle of packing his bag when Saburo barged into his room, annoyed by the noise Hifumi was making. “Jiro! Hurry up your ride is here! Seriously, how annoying.” He complained, a scowl on his face as he loitered in Jiro’s doorway.
“Don’t just be barging into my room like that Saburo!” Jiro snapped as he slung his bag over his shoulder.
“Jeez, seriously though. You’re really going out to a forest with that host and whoever else he invited along?” Saburo asked, stepping aside when Jiro passed him.
“Yeah well… It’s for Nii-chan. If I didn’t go then he’d be stuck going. Anyway, it’ll probably be alright. Maybe a little fun even.” Jiro shrugged as he made his way to the front door.
“Be safe Jiro, have a good time and make sure to behave, alright!” Ichiro called out to Jiro from the kitchen, giving him a wave and a wide grin.
“Don’t go and do anything stupid. Oh wait, sorry. I shouldn’t ask such an impossible task of you.” Saburo snickered.
Jiro irked, flipping Saburo off as he left out the front door. “See ya in a few days Nii-chan! And fuck you Saburo.” He growled as he left out front, pausing a moment when he saw the RV.
Hifumi swung the door open and greeted Jiro with a big, cheerful grin. “Ya-ho! Come on in! We’re headed to Shibuya next! Hurry, hurry! I wanna make it to the cabin by night fall, ‘kay?” He hummed as he returned to the driver’s seat.
Jiro sighed, stepping into the RV and setting his bag aside, sitting down in the RV cabin next to the window. He was already regretting agreeing to come along.
Not 30 minutes passed before arriving in Shibuya to retrieve Gentaro. Once again, Hifumi parked and honked the RV horn signal he’d arrived. “Hey Gentaro! We’re here!” He called out from the window.
Gentaro had already been awake a while already and was patiently waiting for Hifumi, reading a book to pass the time. He heard the all too familiar obnoxious voice calling out and closed his book with a sigh. He picked up his bag and headed out promptly, stopping and staring at the large RV in front of him.
“A recreational vehicle? Is this really necessary?” Gentaro asked as he slowly made his way into the RV.
“You betcha! Ya see, no regular vehicle would hold us all and taking more than one car might be a hassle, so I went ahead and rented this!” Hifumi grinned proudly.
“Mm, I see.” Gentaro replied simply as he took a seat, glancing to Jiro when he spotted him. “Oh, the middle Yamada brother. Hello.” He greeted calmly.
“Yo.” Jiro gave a little head nod to Gentaro, not saying much else.
Hifumi continued on, making good time so far. Next stop, Yokohama. Hifumi parked, again he honked the horn and was about to shout when Jiro spoke up.
“Do you have to honk and yell every damn time we stop to pick someone up?” Jiro complained, visibly irritated by Hifumi’s behavior.
“Huh? How else will they know we’re here?” Hifumi pouted.
“Well, might I suggest stepping out of the RV, knocking on the door, and alerting the person you’ve arrived that way? You know, like a normal, decent human being?” Gentaro retorted with a slight hint of sass and a small smirk on his face.
“Haaa? What’s that supposed to mean?” Hifumi frowned slightly as he stood up and exited the RV.
Jyuto heard a knock and sighed deeply as he picked up his luggage case. “Let’s get this over with.” He mumbled to himself as he answered the door. “Izanami, you’re right on time. I’ll be honest, I’m a little surprised.” He teased.
“Haha! Of course! I wanna make sure the trip goes well after all! Okay, right this way to the RV!” Hifumi laughed as he made his way back to the vehicle.
“The what now?” Jyuto asked, blinking. He looked past Hifumi, seeing the large vehicle. “Oh lord, you can’t be serious…” He muttered as he walked into the RV with Hifumi.
“Okay! We have a little bit of a drive to Nagoya so get comfy everyone! No stops for 2 or so hours!” Hifumi declared as he went back to his driver’s seat.
Jyuto found himself a seat and glanced at Gentaro then to Jiro. “Seems you two were invited along as well. How interesting.”
“Eh?! Why’d you go and invite this shitty cop for?!” Jiro growled, glaring Jyuto down.
“Hah! Well, I could ask why Izanami would invite along a delinquent high schooler, but you don’t see me doing that, now do you~?” Jyuto retorted with a sly smirk.
“HAAH? What did you say you scum bag-” Jiro started to shout as he abruptly stood when he was interrupted.
“Hey, hey! Come on no fighting!” Hifumi pouted, glancing at the bickering two in the rearview mirror. “Play nice! I don’t wanna have to tell Ichiro-kun that you were fighting the whole trip!”
Jiro flinched slightly and sat back down with a plop, crossing his arms, angrily looking away from Jyuto and out the window. “Tch. Not worth my time anyway.” He muttered to himself.
Gentaro watched the commotion, hiding a small smirk behind his open book. “Things are off to an entertaining start. This is going about as well as I anticipated.” He thought to himself.
The next stop was Nagoya to pick up Jyushi, again Hifumi parked and was about to honk when he paused, hand hover over the horn. Hifumi was feeling a bit disheartened from the bickering between Jyuto and Jiro the entire drive to Nagoya. He sighed softly, getting up and walking to Jyushi’s doorstep. He internally pumped himself up a bit, he didn’t want the trip to be a bust and he wasn’t the type to dwell on things, he’d get things back on track for sure! Okay! Back to smiles and enthusiasm!
Jyushi soon heard a knock and squeaked, gulping, and taking a moment to calm himself. “It’s okay… It’s a trip meant to be fun. Kuko said it would be good for me and… I trust him. Okay. I can do this, here we go.” He pep talked himself, hugging his stuffed pig Amanda close.
Hifumi grinned brightly and gave Jyushi a happy little erratic wave when the door opened. “Heyo! Ready to go?”
Jyushi gave a silent nod and followed Hifumi out to the RV, entering and looking at the others in the RV, his anxiety rising a bit. “H-Hello, it’s been a while.” He mumbled a bit as he quietly headed towards the back of the RV and sat down.
“Oh? How interesting.” Gentaro hummed to himself when he saw Jyushi had been invited along.
Jiro glanced over and then looked away. “Should a guy like that be out in the forest? He’ll probably just get scared. Oi, you sure you wanna go?” He asked Jyushi, looking over his shoulder at him.
Jyushi flinched slightly and nodded, his eyes drifting away from Jiro. “M-Mhm… I’m sure. I know, I don’t seem like the type to do something like this and honestly, I’m not but… This is something I need to do for myself.” He answered with a bit more assurance in his voice.
A small smile crept across Jiro’s face as he looked back out the window. “Huh. I didn’t know you were that kind of a guy.”
“Right-o! Next stop Osaka!” Hifumi piped up as he took a seat and took off on the road once more to pick up their last, and unknowing, guest.
Another two hours passed on the road, Hifumi was feeling again like things weren’t off to a great start. The ride to Osaka wasn’t filled with bickering like from Yokohama to Nagoya, but instead an unsettling and awkward silence. Gentaro silently read his book, Jiro fell asleep while staring blankly out the window, Jyuto was checking emails on his phone, and Jyushi was playing games on his phone while listening to music through his earbuds. Hifumi was determined to turn this trip around and make it fun. Soon they arrived at Rosho’s home, Hifumi got out of the RV and knocked on the door eagerly awaiting Rosho to answer.
“Hm? Who could that be?” Rosho mumbled to himself as he set his bowl aside. He had just been eating lunch when he heard the unexpected knock at his door.
“Heya there Rosho-kun!” Hifumi greeted happily. “Are ya ready to go?”
Rosho was completely and utterly confused. His gaze went past Hifumi to the huge RV behind him before his eyes fell back on Hifumi. “Pardon?”
“The trip! Are you ready to go?” Hifumi asked once more, it not dawning on him that Rosho had no idea he’d been volunteered to go on a little wilderness trip. “Sasara-kun said to pick you up around this time, maybe I was told the wrong time? Anyway we all just got here and from here it’s straight to the cabin down in Nara!”
Rosho heard Sasara and instantly knew he’d been set up. He irked and sighed, about to tell Hifumi that he never agreed to such a trip when he saw the sparkle of excitement in Hifumi’s eyes. He couldn’t bring himself to do it, he couldn’t crush that child-like excitement. “A-Ah… Right… Sorry, I had last minute grading to do so I’m not ready. Please give me just a moment.”
Rosho hastily packed a bag, stuffing clothing violently inside along with things he thought he may need when out on this trip he knew little to nothing about. The entire time he cursed Sasara under his breath for throwing him into such a situation and on a teacher’s holiday too! He had planned to take it easy and enjoy himself, but now he was being forced on some strange outing with a man from Shinjuku that he barely knew as well as the other mystery participants going along on this excursion.
A mere 10 minutes and Rosho was ready to go, following Hifumi back to the RV and climbing on board. He took a brief pause when he saw the others in the RV. “The idiot Buster Bros brother, the dirty cop from Yokohama, the liar from Fling Posse, and that Visual Kei kid from Nagoya…” Rosho thought to himself as he decided to seat himself in the passenger seat next to Hifumi.
“Yes! We got everyone, now it’s a straight shot to the cabin in Nara!” Hifumi cheered, pumping a fist into the air before he took off driving once more.
“Um, Hifumi-san, sorry to ask but Sasara didn’t exactly fill me in on much… Or anything for that matter… What are the details of this trip again?” Rosho asked curiously. He wanted to know what he was blindly walking into.
“Haha! That’s no prob! Ya see, I got a cool little deal from a client of mine to stay at her family’s cabin this weekend, so I called up people to come along! I thought it’d be more fun than going all alone.” Hifumi explained as he drove along.
“Well, that makes sense but why go with people you don’t know well? Or… I don’t know maybe you do know the others well, but why invite me?” Rosho asked.
“Well I was gonna invite Sensei and Doppo, but they were both busy and Sensei suggested I try and get to know others a bit better so here we are!” Hifumi grinned happily.
“Ah… I see. Well, thank you for inviting me along then.” Rosho smiled a bit. He thought perhaps this would be a relaxing weekend after all.
A long three hour drive later, Hifumi was off the main roads, driving down a bumpy dirt path that could barely even be called a road. The trees around became more and more dense as they progressed. They went over the mountain pass, entering a tunnel. It was dark and was carved right through the mountain itself. Dimly lit and narrow, the RV barely made the clearance of the tunnel. Rosho and Gentaro insisted it wouldn’t fit, but Hifumi wasn’t backing out and somehow, he made it work. Another two miles after exiting the tunnel and they finally pulled up to an old, but large sized “cabin”. Well, not really a cabin as much as it was just a very old, traditional house from the Ashikaga period… Very, very old! Hifumi parked the RV right out front and was the first to eagerly exit.
“Whoa! This is super-duper old! Huh, when my client said a cabin, I was thinking an actual cabin, but we don’t really have old cabins like in the Western countries! But this is neat!” Hifumi chuckled as he waited for the others to join him.
Out next was Rosho who went straight into a history lesson. “Ah, this style of architecture looks about 14th century. It’s really well preserved for the age. These kinds of structures are still found in places like this, but…” He trailed off, something just seemed off about this lone house in the forest.
Gentaro walked up beside Rosho and hummed, eyes sparkling. “It’s very beautiful. I’m eager to have a look inside.” With that, he wasted no time walking towards the door.
“Haha! Do you feel more at home with housing that matches your wardrobe, Gentaro?” Hifumi asked teasingly, not meaning any harm, but boy… Gentaro took offense instantly.
Gentaro came to an abrupt halt, irking and clenching his teeth. “What was that?”
Jyuto was quick to act and deflect for Hifumi as he walked past. “Well then, we were going inside, right? It’s a decent size so let’s go in and set up where we’d all like to sleep.” He walked past, right up and into the house.
Jiro and Jyushi exited the RV one after the other. Jiro stretched, eyes watering at the corners as he let out yawn. “Huh, this is the place? Does it even have electricity? I sure as hell don’t have a signal out here.” He groaned as he held his phone up higher, trying to catch a signal to no avail.
“Oh wow! It’s really kinda cool! It reminds me of the temples and stuff when I go for training with Kuko!” Jyushi gasped in awe as he hurried past Jiro, following right behind Jyuto into the house.
Gentaro sighed, deciding to let the comment from Hifumi slide for now and followed the others into the house, Rosho followed behind Gentaro. Hifumi was the last to enter, still not realizing he’d even offended Gentaro. The house looked like it had a few minor renovations here and there, but most of it was original and traditional, the colors white and dark brown; It was quite plain. There were several oil lamps scattered around and even a wood stove which looked to be one of the few non-original additions to the house along with the tea green flooring.
“Ugh, seriously? Living in the stone age up in here. I can’t even charge my phone!” Jiro complained with an exaggerated sigh.
“It’s cute and it’ll be fun! Like pretending you lived in the old country and whatnot!” Hifumi laughed, patting Jiro on the back firmly. “And you can charge your phone in the RV, we all can! But we should make sure to conserve the gas for the trip home, so I am limiting it to once a day!”
“Ugh, so lame… Yeah, alright, fine.” Jiro agreed, it was better than nothing after all.
Jyuto had wandered into one of the side rooms of the house, finding it to be open and simple. There was a single small closet and small wooden window on the far wall. “Tch. Not decorative at all. I’m not too surprised but… Are there even sleeping mats?” He asked himself as he slid open a closet door, finding exactly what he’d mentioned. “Oh good. They look to be new too, that’s nice. I won’t be too uncomfortable then.”
Gentaro wandered into another of the spare rooms, finding the same as Jyuto did. “Well, that’s good. I wonder… Two sleeping mats in here. I hope there are more in the other rooms.”
Rosho was in the final spare room, once again, same as the other two. Identical in the colors, a single small window, and one small closet with two sleeping mats tucked neatly inside. “I wonder if the other rooms are the same?” He asked himself as he slid the closet door shut.
Jyushi looked curiously around the small kitchen area, opening storage containers, all of which were empty. “I wonder if Hifumi-san brought food along? There’s nothing here at all… Not even a refrigerator or an ice box!”
“Well, I found two sleeping mats in that room. Were there more in the others?” Jyuto asked curiously as he walked back out into the front room, meeting back up with everyone else.
“Were there? The room I explored also has two.” Gentaro hummed as he walked out.
“Really? The room I was in also had two…” Rosho mentioned as he rejoined the others.
“Awesome! We all have sleeping covered then!” Hifumi cheered. “We can share rooms, it’s only for sleeping anyway. I’m surprised there was that many side rooms in a house like this to begin with!” He laughed, leaning back against the wall.
“Share? Who should room with who then?” Jiro asked, yawning again, he looked rather bored already with everything.
“Ah, before that… Hifumi I am curious. Did your client know we were all coming? Looking around I have noticed things have specifically been set up for six people.” Gentaro asked, pointing out a few strange details.
“Huh? Well they knew I was coming with people yeah! I don’t really remember if I mentioned how many or anything like that.” Hifumi shrugged, not thinking much of it.
“Wait, there was only six sleeping mats, that’s a stretch to call it being specifically set up for six people.” Jyuto chimed in.
“You’re not very perceptive then. I’ve only just skimmed around the house, but I see utensils for six, teacups for six, sleeping arrangements for six… The more you look around the more you notice everything is for exactly six people.” Gentaro corrected.
“Well like I said, my client knew I was coming with guests and I’m sure I probably mentioned a number at some point. We should thank her for being so on top of it!” Hifumi hummed happily. “Anyway! We’re here now, though the suns starting to set… We can go out and explore the forest a bit tomorrow but for now, let’s have some fun inside!”
“Fun? Well, I’m not opposed but shouldn’t we figure out sleeping arrangements first?” Jyuto reminded Hifumi.
“Okie dokie! Who do y’all wanna room with then?” Hifumi asked, watching the other’s as a silence fell over the room.
After an awkward moment or two, Jiro spoke up. “Uh… I’ll share with Jyushi because we’re closer in age and it’d feel weird as hell rooming with any of you. Uh… No offense or whatever.”
“Me?” Jyushi blinked, a little surprised to hear someone was so willing to room with him. “I… Yeah okay!” He smiled softly.
“Alrighty! What about you Rosho-kun?” Hifumi asked, moving things along. He was eager to get this sorted out so they could start partying.
“Oh, well…” Rosho began to say before Jyuto pipped up.
“I’ll room with Tsutsujimori.” Jyuto smiled. He’d much rather room with Rosho than a host or Gentaro. Between the three, Rosho seemed like the best option.
“Oh! Well, alright then I’m fine with that.” Rosho nodded, finding that acceptable.
Hifumi clapped his hands together and grinned. “Sweet! Then that’s all figured out! Now, are we ready to-”
“Wait, wait, wait hold on a moment.” Gentaro interrupted. “That would leave us to room together.” He told Hifumi apprehensively.
“Yeah, so?” Hifumi blinked.
Gentaro was silent, he so badly wanted to refuse sharing a room with that boorish host, but it would only cause a commotion. He’d deal with that problem later. “…Well, as long as you remember your manners and watch what pours out of that mouth of yours, I suppose it’s tolerable.”
Hifumi disregarded most of what Gentaro said, only wanting to liven up the atmosphere, and in a hurry. “Cool, cool! Yeah, no sweat! Alright now~ Let’s party!” He cheered loudly, throwing his hands up in the air.
The night set in quickly, the sun was long gone, and the old house was lit only by the soft glow of the oil lamps and the wood stove. Always being prepared for a good time, Hifumi had supplied champagne to those of age, even offering some to Jiro and Jyushi once he was a few drinks in, though, Jyuto was quick to remind Hifumi that it was illegal and he was a cop even out of uniform. Hifumi was pretty smashed, Rosho close behind and Jyuto not doing much better, Gentaro had only a single glass of champagne, and Jiro and Jyushi nothing at all. Hifumi had brought in food from the RV, he really was well prepared for the trip, not forgetting a single essential thing, and some not so essential.
“I feel so out of place. Look at these idiots.” Jiro sighed, sitting cross legged on the floor near Jyushi as he watched the adults make fools of themselves.
“It’s kinda funny to watch but yeah… Maybe they shouldn’t have invited younger people like us along.” Jyushi agreed with a small giggle.
“Well, consider who invited us all. He’s not the brightest.” Gentaro added, overhearing Jiro and Jyushi.
“And another thing! I swear to God if Sasara pulls something like this again I’m gonna deck ‘em square in his face!” Rosho ranted to Hifumi and Jyuto, he’d been going on and on about Sasara for a while now and how he’s always pulling jokes at his expense.
“My oh my, aren’t you aggressive? I wouldn’t have expected that from a schoolteacher.” Jyuto chuckled. “Sasara-kun can’t seem to stay away from those types.”
“Hehe~ Everyone has a type! We’ve pinpointed Sasara’s!” Hifumi laughed, stumbling a bit as he walked around, a bottle of champagne in one hand. He bumped into Rosho, earning himself a shove.
“Oi! Watch yourself!” Rosho snapped as he shoved Hifumi off of him.
Hifumi managed to stumble away and fall into the adjacent wall. His shoulder pressed into a wooden beam, it concaved in slightly, like a long thin rectangular button. A small portion of the wall suddenly became ajar with a POP, revealing a wooden staircase down into pitch black.
“Whoa! What the hell is that!” Jiro gasped as he jumped up and walked over to the newly found mysterious path.
The others gathered around as well, Jyuto helping Hifumi to his feet and steadying him a bit. “A secret door?”
“It’s not too uncommon in certain types of houses even from this era but…” Rosho mumbled a bit as he stared at the staircase with a studying gaze.
Gentaro grabbed one of the hand lamps and started to walk through the hidden door when Jyushi grabbed him by the shoulder. “W-Wait! What are you doing?” He asked, his voice quivering.
“Hm? What’s it look like? I’m going to see what’s down there.” Gentaro answered bluntly. “This is too good to pass up, think of the material I could come up with even if there’s nothing down there at all. I’m going down for a look.”
“Yeah! Let’s see what’s down there! It’s kinda spooky but it’s too cool and tempting to not take a look!” Hifumi agreed, following down the staircase close behind Gentaro.
“Well, it’s probably a simple cellar or maybe a type of panic room. Whatever the case, I’ll take a look too.” Jyuto decided, more than anything he didn’t want to look cowardly.
“Escape routes aren’t uncommon I suppose in this type of house… It probably leads outside.” Rosho muttered as he followed behind Jyuto. He was uneasy about the dark descent but like Jyuto, he was no coward and his curiosity was getting the better of him. A nice bonus would be that it’s something interesting to tell his class back at school.
Jiro, as well, didn’t want to look like he was afraid and began to follow Rosho when he suddenly stopped. He noticed Jyushi was frozen where he stood, an obvious look of fear in his eyes. “You comin’?”
“I-I…” Jyushi’s voice trembled as he clutched his jacket over his chest. He wanted to retreat into his room, hug Amanda and pretend they never found this eerie hidden doorway.
Jiro held out his hand and offered it to Jyushi. He’d do the same for his little brother if he were scared, well… If he wasn’t being a little shit that is. “It’ll be alright. Stay with me, okay?” He smiled comfortingly, trying to help ease Jyushi’s fear and worry.
Jyushi hesitated a moment before slowly reaching out and taking Jiro’s hand. A sense of ease slowly came over him as he very slowly followed Jiro’s lead. “A-Alright… Th-Thank you…” He whispered.
The staircase went down in a straight path of nine steps. Gentaro looked around for any other oil lamps he might be able to light, finding three and lighting each. The room was small and rectangular, Gentaro had to hunch over as to not hit his head on the ceiling of the very small room. It was filled with many very old, bizarre items that varied in size and shape. Soon Gentaro was joined by the others, all of them piling into the cramped room; everyone began to take a look at the odd items the room held.
Concurrently, unknown to the six back in the old house, they were being watched via hidden video cameras and hidden microphones. Every action each of them made was being watched and influenced by a secret task force. This whole thing was a set up! But… Why?
“Last call on bets! Get them in!” Called out a scientist collecting money from other workers in the large observation room.
It was filled to the brim with large monitors and rows of control panels lined with numerous buttons and switches, each labeled neatly.
“Oh, there you are! We weren’t sure you were going to show, Amayado-san.” Another scientist chuckled when he saw a tall man sporting a fur coat, sunglasses, and black fedora walk into the room.
“Yo! Haha, miss this? Not a chance.” Rei chuckled as he walked over, glancing to the screen that displayed the six back at the house. “I was a little behind schedule, this isn’t my only shindig y’know. Not to mention I had to set up for this all to happen.” He reminded him.
“We are very grateful! Of course, you’ve been paid directly into your account already.” The scientist informed Rei. “Will you be making a bet this year?”
“If there’s money to be made, then you know it! I haven’t lost a single year yet, so let’s see…” Rei tapped his chin as he looked at the screen and decided his bet. “I know my bet.” He answered, handing the money to the scientist, and whispering into his ear.
Back at the old house, the group began taking a look through what they found down in the mysterious hidden room.
“What is all this?” Jyuto asked as he picked up and examined what looked like an ancient hand lamp but without a place to put oil or fuel for use.
“It looks like this room is simply a storage unit of sorts.” Rosho replied to Jyuto as he picked up a headless straw doll. “Seems some of these things are falling apart, but that’s not surprising, they seem to be antique.”
“Neat-o! Look at all this really cool old stuff!” Hifumi gasped excitedly as he walked past Rosho, picking up a beautifully carved and painted wooden box, decorated with pink and white sakura blossoms.
Gentaro looked upon an old bookcase holding a few scrolls, his eyes skimmed through them, one with a gold shimmer to the paper catching his eyes. “Your client has an interesting collection of ancient things; does she belong to a family of collectors?” He asked as he began to reach for the scroll.
“No idea! I’ll have to ask her when I see her again!” Hifumi chuckled as he moved to lift the lid of the box he held.
Jiro released Jyushi’s hand when they had reached the bottom of the stairs and laughed as he looked around. “This is so cool!” He quickly made his way towards the back of the room, something covered on the wall caught his eye.
“J-Jiro wait!” Jyushi called out, managing to grab and hold the tail of Jiro’s jacket like a small child as he followed him to the back of the room.
“What do you think this is?” Jiro asked once he reached the covered object on the wall. He didn’t bother waiting for Jyushi to guess, quickly pulling the cloth off the item to reveal an old sterling silver, oval mirror.
Jyushi screeched in surprised when he was greeted by his and Jiro’s reflection in the mirror. Unintentionally and without thinking he hugged onto Jiro’s arm out of fear. “Wah! I hate this!”
“Whoa, calm down! Jeez my fucking ears.” Jiro glared slightly, shaking his head to rid his ears of the ringing from Jyushi’s high pitched wail.
“C-Can we please just all go back upstairs? This stuff isn’t ours! We shouldn’t be messing with someone else’s things! A-And don’t you know what happens with old things like this? Curses!” Jyushi began to sob as he continued to cling to Jiro’s arm. “Please, please, please I just want to go back upstairs!” He begged pitifully, burying his tear stained face into Jiro’s shoulder, makeup beginning to run down his face.
It was uncomfortable and awkward, but more than that just plain pitiful for Jiro to see. He sighed heavily and covered the mirror and led Jyushi back to the front of the room. “Hey, he’s super upset and shit can we just go back now? He’s got a point about it not being ours and whatever. He’s fucking terrified, let’s go.”
Rosho was the first to agree with Jiro and Jyushi. Jyushi reminded him of his students; he felt bad for the poor kid. “You’re right. It’s rude to just look at someone else’s things.” He set the doll he had down and began to leave with Jiro and Jyushi. “Come along now, we obviously aren’t meant to be down here, the room was hidden after all.”
“Aww! But-” Hifumi started to complain, setting the box he had down and closing the barely ajar lid.
“But? You don’t want to betray your clients trust and kindness, do you?” Jyuto asked Hifumi as he put the lamp back where he found it.
“No… Dang. Well, it was fun just seeing this stuff I guess!” Hifumi chuckled, following the others. He stopped at the stairs and looked over at Gentaro. “Come on Gentaro, time to go!”
“Of course, be right there. I’ll put out the lamps down here then be right up.” Gentaro called, his eyes still fixated on the scroll, but his hand slowly backing away.
“No, no, no!” One of the scientists back in the observation lab yelled, slamming his fist down on the table. “This is bad! If they don’t activate anything then the whole thing is a bust and the world is fucking screwed!”
“Heh, calm down.” Rei smirked slyly as he casually walked over to the control panel, flipping a switch. The reaction in the house caused the scroll to fall off the bookshelf. “The Deceiver just needs a little coaxing, that’s all~” He hummed as he glanced at the screen in front of them showing Gentaro.
Back at the house, Gentaro turned and took a single step when the scroll fell from the bookshelf and onto the floor. He paused and looked back at the scroll on the ground. It only took him a moment to think about it before he turned, picked up the scroll and slid it into his robe. He then put out the flames of the lamps and returned swiftly to the others upstairs.
“Woohoo! Alright let’s get back to partying!” Hifumi cheered, hopping around, and pumping his fist into the air.
“I won’t say no to more champagne.” Jyuto chuckled, making his way to pour himself a glass in the kitchen area.
“I’m going to turn in for the night. You’ll have to have your fun without me.” Gentaro replied quickly as he resealed the hidden door.
“What a wet blanket! No fun!” Hifumi pouted as he joined Jyuto for another drink.
“Your opinion.” Gentaro shrugged, making his way past the others and into his and Hifumi’s shared room, closing the door behind him.
“Hey, pour me a drink too!” Rosho called as he walked over to Hifumi and Jyuto. He couldn’t seem to shake this uneasy feeling that came over him, perhaps another drink would help settle his nerves.
“I-I’m going to go to bed too…” Jyushi spoke barely above a whisper as he rushed into his and Jiro’s shared room in a hurry.
“O-Oi Jyushi, wait!” Jiro called, sighing when Jyushi closed the door to their room. “I guess that really shook him up. I should make sure he’s alright I guess…” He muttered, following Jyushi.
In Gentaro’s room, he’d set up his sleeping mat on the far side of the room. He changed into his sleeping robes and got comfortable in bed, pulling out the scroll he’d sneakily taken from the hidden room. He removed the string binding the scroll and slowly unraveled it, revealing the contents.
“Oh, it’s written in… Old Japanese.” Gentaro mumbled as he skimmed the scroll. “I am pretty sure I can make this out.” He smirked confidently as he began to read the scroll silently to himself.
“On the night of New Moon in the new house something terrible happened. Two large monsters came down from the mountain. Their looks like that of an ox, but their size far more massive and with sharp claws and teeth bigger than that of a tiger. The house took damage and while father, elder brother, and I were able to escape and hide in the forest until dawn, mother was not so lucky. Her blood still stains her and father’s bedroom walls and floor.
The monsters in the mountains come more often. Father and elder brother have figured out now that as long as you set out an offering, the monsters will eat and leave us. Father made a room in which to hide. I am to stay until morning while he and elder brother keep watch on the New Moon.
There was less to hunt this time, there’s no wild animals to be found, we have to hide it out this time, the monsters will be very displeased.
They’ve come into the house. They can smell our scent, our fear. They will find us I am sure. There is not much time left. I don’t want to die.
Morning has come, I have survived. The monster’s accepted my offering. Father and elder brother didn’t make it, but their fate was sealed once they failed to protect me. It’s their duty and they failed. I have the blessing of the monsters now. Every New Moon I will provide them their offering, even after I am dead and gone.”
Gentaro closed the scroll and chuckled, setting it aside. “An old folk legend. That was an interesting read.” He glanced around the room at the white walls and the matted floor. The matting wasn’t original, it’d been replaced and was another of the few newer renovations to the house. “What a silly thought. I’m sure the deaths never even happened at all.” He told himself, laying down and covering himself up. He put out the lamp lighting the room and closed his eyes to rest.
Jiro opened the door to the room he and Jyushi were sharing and peeked in. “Uh… Yo Jyushi, you alright in here?”
Jyushi was in the corner, sitting on his sleeping mat, hugging Amanda close to him, his knees to his chest. He glanced to Jiro, but quickly looked away, hiding his face into Amanda. “Mm…” He answered in a mumbled, though, it was incoherent.
“Huh? I can’t understand you when you’re mumbling and covering your face, speak properly!” Jiro scolded, though it was a gentle scolding. He walked the rest of the way into the room and closed the door behind him and made his way over to Jyushi, sitting beside him.
Jyushi raised his head slightly and glanced over to Jiro, face cherry red, eyes matching from the crying. Black makeup was smudged all around and down his eyes. “I-I’m alright…” He managed to mumble a bit more clearly.
“Jeez, you look like a complete mess. You’re wearing makeup? What are you, a girl?” Jiro asked, not realizing his words were as sharp as they were.
Jyushi looked away, eyes beginning to tear up once more. “I-If you’re going to make fun of me then leave me alone…” He muttered shakily. He didn’t want to pick a fight, but he wasn’t letting anyone bully him anymore.
“Hah? Making fun of you? I’m the one here checking to make sure you’re okay, aren’t I?” Jiro frowned. He stood up and momentarily left the room without an explanation of where he was going.
Jyushi watched him go, trying to bite back more tears welling up in his eyes. “...J-Jiro…” He muttered quietly, not that he would be heard.
Jiro quickly returned with a damp wash cloth in hand and knelt down in front of Jyushi. “Look at me.” He demanded in a soft tone.
Jyushi looked up at Jiro, face redder than before now as Jiro began to wipe away the running make up from his face. He was close, too close! Fear was the last thing on Jyushi’s mind now as he was flooded with very confusing feelings. His heart was racing, his body temperature rising, and… was he holding his breath? Why?
At the laboratory, Rei was flipping switches and pressing buttons, turning knobs and dials with the help of the two other scientists left in the large observation room with him now. “Everything is in motion now. Everyone will fill their role, the sacrifices will be made, and the world will be safe.”
“Amayado-san isn’t that boy there one of your sons? You’re really alright with this?” One of the other scientists asked, pointing to the monitor displaying Jiro and Jyushi.
Rei glanced up then away and shrugged. “I mean, these circumstances are being controlled but even if we weren’t influencing cognitive function and bodily functions and this was happening, I have nothing against gays.”
The scientist sweat dropped and shook his head. “No, not that! I mean sacrificing your son!”
“Oh! Well, I don’t want to see him die, no but… Well if they don’t then I along with my other two sons and the entire world does, so it can’t be helped.” Rei answered simply. The less he thought about it, the less it would hurt him. Or at least, that was his logic.
“I’m glad you understand how important this is. I’d do the same.” The other scientist chimed in.
“It’s for the best. Now, moving on…” Rei hummed, changing the focus to Hifumi, Jyuto and Rosho. “All the Roles are being set as we speak. Looks like Hifumi-kun is passed out, he’s easily solidified his Role as the Fool. The champagne he was sold was drugged to cause poor judgment. This will help the Whore, Jyuto-kun, play his role and the others to make decisions they wouldn’t normally make.” He explained.
“Good, the Whore must reveal themselves as the Whore otherwise the Role won’t take effect.” One of the scientists added.
“Don’t worry about that. Their room is pumped full of pheromones and those gloves Jyuto-kun has been wearing this whole time are laced with another type of chemical similar to the one in the champagne, basically, it makes him an extra loose guy.”
“Your son’s being influenced to play the Athlete’s Role while that goth kid has already solidified his Role as the Virgin.” One of the scientists explained, gesturing to each on the screen.
“Rosho-kun’s constant analyzing as him set as the Scholar and Gentaro-kun taking that scroll sealed him as the Deceiver.” Rei added.
“And with the opening of the scroll, the demons will come. We can only hope things go smoothly.” The other scientists sighed.
Rei chuckled and nodded. “Indeed. And those monsters are on their way down to the house from the mountain as we speak.”
“Hifumi-kun is passed the hell out.” Jyuto chuckled. “What should we do with him?”
“I ain’t moving his ass! Cover him up and let him sleep where he is, I’m goin’ to bed.” Rosho slurred a bit, tossing a blanket sloppily over Hifumi then stumbling towards his and Jyuto’s bedroom.
Jyuto walked up behind Rosho and hugged him from behind to “help” steady him. “Having trouble~?” He purred into Rosho’s ear, pressing himself close against Rosho. Slowly over the night his brain had become foggy, the chemicals laced in his gloves stimulating his body heavily.
Rosho was highly uncomfortable and wasted no time opening the door and squirming out of Jyuto’s hold and getting away from him. “What the hell are you doing?!” He snapped, now in the pheromone filled room.
Jyuto walked into the room and closed the door behind him. “Heh~ Calm down, relax~” He purred, his gaze fixed on Rosho as the pheromones filled his body.
Back with Jiro and Jyushi, things had progressed to an unexpected make out session between the two thanks to just a tiny push of pheromones into their room. Jyushi’s more inclined to give in and follow an “alpha” thanks to tampering done to his nail polish. Jiro’s hat was laced, causing him to take on more protective and alpha male traits, securing their roles as the “Athlete” and the “Virgin” for this sacrifice. Everything that everyone had used was tampered with in some way to influence them.
Things began to progress a little bit further when Jyushi broke the kiss and gasped softly. “Ah- Wait- I-I’m a virgin-” He blinked and blushed darkly. “I don’t… I don’t know why I mentioned that?” He spoke in a semi question.
“Do you… Uh… Should we stop…?” Jiro asked in a whisper, still staying close to Jyushi.
Jyushi blushed a deep crimson and shook his head. “No, it’s fine. Let’s continue~” He flirted shyly, leaning back in to kiss Jiro.
BAM!
Jiro was about to reconnect the kiss when he fell back with a startle from the loud noise. “The FUCK was that?!” He shouted, heart pounding in his chest as adrenaline course through him.
“I-I-I dunno!” Jyushi squeaked, his heart pounding and fear filling him once more. “I-I’m scared… Jiro…” He whimpered quietly.
“Stay here, I’ll go see what this is about, okay?” Jiro smiled reassuringly at Jyushi, giving him a soft pat on the head.
Jyushi nodded and was quick to grab Amanda and hug her close as he stayed in the corner, hugging his legs to his chest. Jiro headed out of the room and looked around the front room. It was silent. He saw Hifumi peacefully asleep on the floor and no one else around. He picked up one of the oil lamps from the front room and headed to Gentaro’s room to ask if he heard the loud noise when an ear-piercing shriek came from Rosho and Jyuto’s room.
Jiro ran to the source of the scream and ripped the door open, looking inside, shining his lamp in front of him. “What’s going on?!” He asked frantically, his lamp lighting the room with a soft yellow glow.
There was a massive hole where the window once was in the room, blood was dripping from the jagged edges of the hole. A large smeared trail of blood revealed a path from the center of the room and out the gaping hole. The sleeping mats both stained from white to crimson, the top half shredded.
Jiro was frozen in shock for a moment before he frantically looked around the room for Rosho and Jyuto. “Oi! J-Jyuto, Rosho!” He called out, spotting Rosho in the furthest corner from the window, on the floor, stark naked, and trembling harshly in utter terror.
“J-Jiro-kun!” He gasped, stumbling over himself as he crawled over the door, through Jiro’s legs to get out of his room. “Close the door! ARE YOU DEAF?! CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!” He snapped, managing to his feet.
Jiro slammed the door shut and looked at Rosho. “What the fuck is going on?! Where is Jyuto and why are you naked?! Is that fucking BLOOD?!” Question after question came as Jiro and Rosho were quickly joined by Jyushi, Gentaro, and Hifumi.
“What is with all the yelling-” Gentaro asked, stopping in his tracks when he saw Rosho standing there naked and smeared with blood.
“Jiro! Are you okay?!” Jyushi asked worriedly as he ran over, coming to a halt when he saw Rosho. His face paled and his heart thumped. “W-What… What… I-Is…”
“Ugh… you’re all so loud… I’m trying to sleep!” Hifumi complained, still under his blanket and oblivious to the state Rosho was in. He was too tired and dumbed down to care about anything but sleep right now.
“Oi! Care to fill us in on what the FUCK is going on?!” Jiro snapped at Rosho, demanding answers.
“It’s not safe… It’s not safe! We can’t stay here, we’re sitting ducks! We…” Rosho explained in a panic before gasping and running to the hidden door of the house. “Hurry! Everyone into the hidden room! I’ll explain down there but it’s not safe here and we need to hide NOW!”
Rosho was gone in an instant running down the steps into the concealed room. Gentaro watched, his face losing color as his heart rate slowed. “This is impossible! The scroll… It… It was just a folk legend! This can’t be happening… No, there’s no way such things are real. There has to be an explanation.” He thought to himself as he desperately tried to think of a logical reason for what was happening. He needed more details before jumping to conclusion.
While Gentaro was lost in thought, Jiro called to him as he let Jyushi go down before him. “Oi come on! Grab that host while you’re at it!” He then headed down into the hidden room to join Jyushi and Rosho.
Gentaro snapped out of his trance and nodded. “Right…” He pulled the blanket off of Hifumi and nudged him with his foot. “Hifumi! Wake up! We need to go into the hidden room, now!” He stressed.
Hifumi didn’t move, he only groaned and curled up into a ball on the floor. “Nooooooo…” He whined quietly.
Gentaro irked and grabbed Hifumi’s arm, forcing him to his feet. “Yes! This is no time to play games and be lazy now shape the hell up and listen for once!” He snapped.
BANG!
Hifumi jumped, violently startled hearing the loud bang that broke the front door open, the wind gusting in and sending a child over Hifumi and Gentaro. Gentaro cowered slightly, holding Hifumi in front of him unconsciously as if he were a shield. A low, sinister growl echoed from the pitch black of the doorway, all the oil lamp’s flames blown out with the gust, and with the New Moon, not even moonlight illuminated the night. Slow, heavy footsteps made their way into the house, creaking on the floorboards as they approached. Two sets of eyes glowed a bright red, their gazed fixed on Hifumi and Gentaro.
Gentaro’s heart sank in his chest as he realized the so-called fairytale, he read was all too real and right before him. He knew what was coming and he also knew how he could save himself. Without hesitation, he shoved Hifumi towards the two beasts with all his strength then ran down the steps of the hidden room, sealing the door behind him as he rejoined the others down below. He ignored the horrific cries and screams for help, deafening them from his ears.
Hifumi stumbled right into one of the monsters, letting out a grunt when he snacked against the beast’s skull between two large protruding horns. His eyes wide with terror, he stumbled back, falling instantly over his on feet, landing with a thump on the floor. The beast instantly pinned Hifumi and bit into his abdomen, pouring his guts all over the light green floor mats. The other beast tearing into Hifumi’s lower half with its claws, ripping a leg clean off and instantly devouring it.
“GENTARO! PLEASE HELP! HELP ME!” Hifumi screamed and sobbed out as he reached out for anyone, anything to help him as he was viciously devoured, torn limb from limb by the monsters, his blood paining the walls around them.
Gentaro reached the bottom of the stairs, panting and trembling as he tried desperately to settle his nerves. “Did… Did I really do that? I… I killed…” He thought to himself, his sanity slipping from his grasp. He was quick to clutch to reason, shaking his head as his breathing evened out. “No… No, this isn’t my fault. He should have listened! Why should I die because he was an idiot and didn’t listen to me?! Right… Right… It couldn’t be helped…”
“Gentaro?” Jiro called when he heard someone had come down. “Oh good, it is you I… Where’s Hifumi-san?”
Gentaro looked away and made up a lie on the spot. “He… I did what I could… I couldn’t save him I’m sorry… These two… beasts… They burst through the front door and I tried to run with Hifumi but… But one of them grabbed him! He… He’s gone…”
“W-Wait… M-Monster? You said a monster…?” Jyushi asked, voice shaking as he hugged onto Jiro’s arm.
Rosho had just finished slipping on some old pants he found in the room among all the other items, they were a bit short on him, but it was better than being naked. “No, not monster, monsters. There are two of them, maybe more! But… Those bastards… They crashed through the window and ripped Jyuto from me right before my eyes, I only narrowly got away as they… They dragged him off into the woods… His screams… It happened so fast and I couldn’t… I couldn’t do shit!” He slammed his fist against the wall, closing his eyes tight as he choked back a sob.
“Hold up… That… in your room… That was caused by monsters? And… And Gentaro-san you said you saw these monsters too and they got Hifumi-san?” Jiro asked, trying to put together what was going on.
Gentaro nodded, his voice hushed. “It sounds unbelievable but… I know what I saw. Two witnesses… It’s true.”
“Whatever they are, it doesn’t matter. What matters is our plan of escape to get the HELL out of here!” Rosho declared, clearing his throat. “Listen, we need to get to the RV. We can haul ass and get out of this hell hole as long as we make it to the RV.”
“Right! We can do this! We just need to get from the house to the RV, that’s what, like 500 feet?” Jiro asked in a hushed voice.
“W-What about the keys? D-Doesn’t Hifumi-san… He was…” Jyushi’s voice trembled and cracked as he held tight to Jiro’s arm.
“Last I saw, the keys had been set on a shelf in the kitchen after his last trip out to the RV for drinks. That was before he passed out on the floor. They should still be there or close around.” Rosho explained calmly as he became more analytical of the situation. “This needs to be done in one go, no fuck ups.”
“How exactly do you propose that we do this?” Gentaro asked, raising an eyebrow. “Can this even be called a plan? Go get the keys and run to the RV. We may as well be handing ourselves over on a silver platter.”
“We need a diversion.” Jiro muttered. “Someone needs to go up alone, get eyes on the monsters, and keep them away while the others get the keys and run to the RV.”
“Hah! So now you expect one of us to willingly offer ourselves as bait? I knew you were the dumb brother, but this is ridiculous.” Gentaro scoffed, shaking his head.
“H-Hey! Jiro isn’t dumb! H-He’s right and at least… At least he’s trying to contribute!” Jyushi argued in a stutter.
“Hey, it’s fine Jyushi.” Jiro smiled softly, looking over to Gentaro with a glare. “Tch. Unlike some people, I’m no coward. This will work and no one’s gonna die.”
“Jiro-kun… You can’t be serious, you…” Rosho trailed off as he realized Jiro was offering to be the distraction.
“I’m probably the most athletic and fit out of all of us. I can be sneaky, and I know I’m not the smartest, but… I know I can do this.” Jiro spoke with determination.
“Jiro no! What if… What if something happens?” Jyushi held tighter to Jiro’s arm, trembling at the thought of Jiro willingly going off to face those monsters alone.
“He suggested it, he should be the one to do it.” Gentaro pointed out. “And he’s right, he’s the most physically fit. If one of use were to pull it off, it’d be Jiro.” He agreed, just wanting to get the possibility of himself having to do it off the table.
“I will be fine. I promise.” Jiro smiled, patting Jyushi’s head. “Just make sure you stay safe and get to that RV, okay? I’ll rejoin you guys soon. I promise.” He spoke softly.
Jyushi nodded and hugged Jiro tight just for a second before letting him go. “I promise…”
Jiro grabbed a few items from the room, putting them in his pockets before making his way up the stairs with one of the oil lamps from down below. He cracked the door silently, only enough to see out. When he heard and saw nothing, he opened the door another few inches and slowly stuck his head out, looking at his surroundings. It was dark and silent, nothing in sight. He very silently moved out from behind the door and sealed it behind him. He tiptoed to the room farthest in the back, Gentaro and Hifumi’s room. He slowly opened the door and peered inside, entering once he saw it was empty. He took a deep breath and placed the oil lamp on the windowsill and left the bedroom door wide open. He reached into his pockets and pulled out a small teacup and hurled it at the wall by the lamp and proceeded to shout in an attempt to draw attention to himself in the room.
“OI! WHERE ARE YA FUCKERS?! COME ON! I’M RIGHT HERE! COME AT ME!” Jiro shouted at the top of his lungs, heart racing and pounding in his chest as he listened and looked for any sign of something coming.
After a brief moment, he saw the flame of the lamp flicker as an eerie silence fell over the house. He rushed to the closet, opening the door, and squeezing himself into the small space, shutting the door. Seconds after Jiro had concealed himself, the window where the lap sat was struck with a loud THUD! The walls cracked, caving in. The lamp fell, the light going with it. Heavy breathing could be heard along with thumping, heavy footsteps. Jiro covered his mouth with his hands and made sure to keep his breathing silent and under control. He heard clawing, thumping, breathing right near the door, a few moments seemed like an eternity before the footsteps trailed off. Jiro shakily reached out and cracked the door open only a hair, peeking out he saw nothing but darkness. Cracking the door only an inch more, he saw the shining reflection of a glowing red eye by the bedroom door. It was now or never, Jiro flung the closet door open, springing to his feet and throwing another item he’d taken from the hidden room, an ancient kunai. Though he threw it blindly, he managed to hit one of the beasts directly in the eye! Jiro didn’t look back, he took off right through the massive hole the beast’s created by in the wall and ran as fast as he could, yelling as loud as he could to alert the others in the hidden room.
“GO! GO NOW! HURRY!” Jiro shouted as he disappeared into the forest. The two beasts snarling and growling as they both charged after Jiro, their sole focus on him.
Jyushi, Rosho, and Gentaro heard Jiro’s shouts and hurried up the stairs and to the kitchen. Rosho snatched the keys from the shelf and ran out to the RV, Gentaro and Jyushi right on his tail. He fumbled a bit, cussing under his breath as he hastily unlocked the RV door and hurried inside, sitting, and starting the engine immediately. Jyushi and Gentaro hurried in after Rosho, Gentaro shutting and locking the RV door behind them.
“Go! Fucking go!” Gentaro yelled, a bit of panic finally showing through in his voice.
“Wait! We can’t go, we’re supposed to wait for Jiro!” Jyushi protested, looking out the window to see if he could see Jiro anywhere.
“There’s no way we can wait! Who knows if he’s even still alive! We need to go now while we have the chance!” Gentaro argued, his frustration showing though.
“Shut the fuck up, both of you! We’ll wait one minute! If we see those fuckers we’re out of here before then! I’m sorry Jyushi-kun, but it’s the best I can offer you in this situation!” Rosho snapped at the two of them, his eyes on the clock in the RV to start the time for the single minute wait for Jiro.
The minute seemed like twenty as everyone watched the windows, on edge and terrified. As soon as that minute passed, Gentaro was sure to say so. “Time’s up let’s go! He’s not coming.”
“Shit… I’m sorry Jyushi but we can’t wait.” Rosho sighed, hesitating a moment before putting the RV in gear and starting to move forward.
The RV had just turned around back to the road when something slammed on the side of the RV door. “IT’S ME! LET ME IN, HURRY!” Jiro shouted, out of breath and pounding on the door.
Jyushi gasped and swung the door open, quickly pulling Jiro inside as the RV was still moving. “Jiro!!! Oh my god! Oh my god…” He sobbed, hugging Jiro close and cradling him in his arms.
Gentaro slammed the door shut once Jiro was pulled inside and shouted at Rosho. “Step on the gas! FUCKING DRIVE!”
Rosho floored it, taking off at high speeds down the dirt road. “I can’t believe it! Jiro-kun, you’re amazing! You actually did it and survived!” He praised, utterly shocked.
Jyushi helped Jiro take a seat and looked him over, noticing he had a large gash in his left side. “You’re hurt! Do… Do we have a first aid kit somewhere?” He asked, tears still streaming down his face.
“Heh… Yeah I did what I could, but those things are fast and one of ‘em got me. I’m alright though…” Jiro chuckled weakly.
“Shit… Check around, I’m sure there’s one somewhere in here. Maybe the bathroom?” Rosho suggested as he drove, the road beginning to wind a bit, causing him to slow his acceleration on the sharp curves.
Gentaro was seated in the middle of the RV, tapping his foot anxiously, eyes fixed on the floor, mind racing. He was oblivious to anything being spoken. When he did finally look up from the floor, he looked to the windshield, seeing something in the road up ahead. “LOOK OUT!” He shouted to alert Rosho, though it was too late.
Rosho slammed on the breaks, simultaneously, one of the monsters leapt through the windshield, glass flying everywhere. The beast pierced and sank its claws into Rosho’s chest. “AHHHHH!” Rosho screeched in agony, gripping the claws of the beast, kicking and flailing as he desperately tried to escape.
Gentaro, Jiro, and Jyushi were throw forward with the collision, Gentaro quickly recovering and getting to his feet. “SHIT! FUCK!” He cursed, trembling, and acting with only one thought in mind: Survive.
“G-Gentaro!” Rosho called out, reaching to Gentaro who was only an arm’s length away.
Gentaro’s breath was ridged, he trembled violently as he moved quickly and grabbed Rosho… But he didn’t pull him away from the beast in an attempt to save him, instead, he shoved Rosho to the beast and sat himself in the driver’s seat and took off as soon as the beast had swiftly dragged Rosho off into the forest, Rosho’s cries echoing through the trees.
“WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!” Jiro screamed at Gentaro as he got to his feet, leaning on Jyushi for support, wincing in pain as he held his side. “You just fucking KILLED Rosho!”
Gentaro snapped back defensively at Jiro, driving as quickly as he could away from the beasts. “H-He was already dead! They pierced him through the chest, through the heart! We wouldn’t have been able to save him, but we can save ourselves! I… I was thinking of you two! It was too late for Rosho, but not for us, we need to get you medical attention quickly as well! We can’t waste time!” His words were convincing, his face wore heavy concern as he glanced back at Jyushi and Jiro. But… It was all a lie.
“Bull shit! BULL SHIT!” Jiro cussed, wincing, and panting a bit. “Ah… Fuck…”
“J-Jiro! Here, sit down. You need to take it easy!” Jyushi cried with concern, gently lowering Jiro into a seat. “L-Listen… Gentaro-san, he’s… He’s just like us… Doing our best and trying to make the right calls for the majority, right? S-Sometimes the right call is hard to make but… I don’t think he’d have done what he did without a good reason…”
Jiro groaned, not bothering to arguing anymore. He didn’t believe it for a second, but it was pointless, and he didn’t have the energy. “Whatever…”
Gentaro was rounding a bend and at rather high acceleration causing the RV to tilt and sway, nearly losing control. “S-Shit!” Gentaro gasped when the RV was suddenly hit with a great force, toppling it and sending it rolling.
The RV rolled several times, crashing and knocking down smaller trees before coming to a halt, smashing into a few larger ones. Gentaro, Jiro, and Jyushi were tossed around like ragdolls within the RV as it crashed and rolled, all of them losing consciousness in the process. Then all was silent with the exception of the hissing steam coming from the destroyed engine.
Jyushi awoke, groaning and disoriented. It took him a moment to remember where he was and what had happened. He stayed deadly silent; eyes wide as he tried to keep his irregular breathing hushed. He glanced around but couldn’t see anything, it was just darkness. As his eyes adjusted, he began to be able to make out a few shapes close to him. He saw Jiro, right next to him, unconscious. He quickly moved his hand and gently placed it on Jiro’s back, feeling for a rise and fall. It was shallow, but he was breathing. Jyushi let out a quiet sigh of relief then tried to move, wincing in pain. It hurt, but he could move. He crawled forward inch by inch, making his way through random debris that had been thrown about in the RV cabin until he was close to the windshield. He didn’t see Gentaro anywhere. After a moment of listening for any sounds he crawled back to Jiro and as gently as he could, he pulled him and himself from the wreckage. He moved himself and Jiro away from the RV, hiding behind a few trees a couple hundred feet away. He propped Jiro up against the tree and quietly tried to wake him.
“J-Jiro… Jiro wake up, we need to keep moving…” Jyushi whispered softly, cupping Jiro’s face in his hands. “P-Please Jiro I-” Jyushi suddenly fell silent when he heard something moving from behind. He whipped around and was about to let out a shriek when Gentaro slapped his hand over Jyushi’s mouth.
“Hush. Do you want the beasts to hear you?” Gentaro scolded quietly. “Come on, we need to go.” He whispered as he began to drag Jyushi by the wrist away from Jiro.
“W-Wait!” Jyushi exclaimed in a hushed tone. “We need to get Jiro. I… We can carry him he’s just not come to yet…”
“No. Jyushi, look at him. He’s dying. If we leave him, we can still escape, and it will keep the beasts distracted for longer.” Gentaro explained, continuing to drag Jyushi away.
Jyushi yanked his arm away harshly from Gentaro and gave him a look of pure disgust. “You… You want to use him as a decoy… You don’t care about any of us… Do you? Jiro was right…” He scoffed, taking a step back. “You only care about yourself. Tch. Go. Escape on your own. I refuse to go along with you. I’m going to get out WITH Jiro! I won’t leave him!”
“Jyushi!” Gentaro snapped, sighing, and shaking his head. “You want to die? Fine, stay and die, I-” Gentaro paused, hearing heavy footsteps approaching. He turned and saw one of the beasts towering over him.
“O-Oh god…” Jyushi whispered in complete terror, about to turn and run back to Jiro when Gentaro grabbed him by the arm.
Gentaro yanked Jyushi over to him, shoving him to the ground in front of the beast as he ran off as fast as he was able in the opposite direction, not looking back.
“Fuck! The Virgin needs to be the last to die!” The scientist back at the lab cursed as they watched the events unfolding. “Hurry, we need to deter the monster from that kid!”
The other scientist gave a nod and pressed three different buttons, pheromones poured out of the ground in the forest, acting as a repellent to the beast, the scent of the pheromones covering a large area of the wreck site.
The monster reared up one of its arms, about to take a swipe at Jyushi when it snarled and stopped, suddenly turning tail, and running off into the forest. Jyushi was trembling, face down in the fetal position, too terrified to move or look up to see what happened. He suddenly felt a hand on his back and gasp, flinching in fear.
“Jyushi… It’s me.” Jiro spoke with a scratchy voice. “Hey… Get up we gotta keep moving… The monster ran off.”
Jyushi turned his head and looked up at Jiro, jumping up and hugging him, sobbing yet again. “J-Jiro! You were right… Gentaro he… He wanted to use you as bait to escape… I’m sorry… I’m so sorry…” He cried.
“Hey, it’s okay… Let’s worry about that later, right now we need to go.” Jiro muttered weakly, leaning onto Jyushi as he ushered him along.
It was slow going, Jiro’s ankle was broken, and he needed to limp along with Jyushi’s support. Jyushi wasn’t much faster, having torn a calf muscle in the wreck. They stayed near the road, but off of it directly, keeping their eyes peeled as they slowly made their way back to the tunnel the entered to get here. When they finally arrived to their destination, they were met with a very unfortunate discovery.
“What… What the hell happened?” Jiro’s heart sank as he looked on at where the tunnel once was, it now caved in and sealed tight with fallen boulders.
“W-What do we do now?” Jyushi asked, choking back sobs, his hope fleeting.
“This… This can’t be the only way out. Maybe there’s another path… We just gotta find it. It’s gonna be alright Jyushi…” Jiro tried to reassure him, though, he’d lost a lot of blood and his consciousness was beginning to fade once more.
“J-Jiro? You’re really pale… Here sit for a minute.” Jyushi helped Jiro sit on the roadside and held him close. He moved behind once of the large fallen boulders to keep them both out of view. “Rest a while, then we can worry about finding a new way out.”
“…I’m sorry. I’ve become a burden. Heh… Jyushi… Hey, promise me if those fuckers show up… You’ll run. Leave me… Okay?” Jiro whispered faintly before slipping out of consciousness.
Jyushi silently cried, holding onto Jiro as he waited in silence for Jiro would awaken. Everything was silent for a long time while Jiro rested, two hours passed, Jyushi watched out for threats diligently the entire time. Soon, a figure showed up walking down the road towards them. Jyushi could make out that it was a human silhouette, it must be Gentaro! He laid Jiro down gently and kept him hidden where he was and walked out to confront Gentaro.
Gentaro saw Jyushi and hurried over but kept his distance. “Jyushi! You’re still alive! I’m… I’m glad… You may not believe me and that’s fine, but I’m so glad…” He sighed heavily with relief. “H-Have you seen the monsters around? Where’s Jiro?” He asked curiously, noticing Jyushi was alone, he was unaware Jiro was hidden away, very much alive.
Jyushi didn’t trust Gentaro, not anymore, so he was the one to lie this time. He wanted to protect Jiro. “He… Died. He managed to throw himself in front of me right before the beast went in for the kill.” He glared Gentaro down, his eyes cold with hate.
“I-I see… Jyushi… I-I’m sorry. I know that means nothing, I basically tried to kill you to save myself. It was wrong, I know… I was terrified… I-I’m not handling things well and-” Gentaro was very quickly cut off by Jyushi.
“Yeah. You did. You threw me to my death without hesitation. You did the same to Rosho-san. And… And I am starting to think you did the same thing to Hifumi-san too.” Jyushi spoke coldly. “You may have found me, but I won’t work with you to escape so… So do what you want but do it alone.” He glanced back at the sealed tunnel. “As you can see that route is blocked. You’ll have to find another way.”
Gentaro flinched and irked slightly. “Is that so? I can’t say I blame you. Well… I will find a different way then. Good luck to you, Jyushi.” He muttered before walking past Jyushi and over to the side of the mountain, peering over the side. “Looks like there’s no escape, huh? We can’t get out.”
“Are you saying we’re doomed to die? I don’t accept that. There’s gotta be another way out. And I’m going to find it.” Jyushi scowled at Gentaro, being sure to keep his distance.
Gentaro hummed and casually approached Jyushi once more. “I didn’t say there was no way to survive, I said there was no way to escape.” He corrected.
“W-What… Are you saying we fight those beasts?” Jyushi asked, keeping a watchful eye on Gentaro as he got closer.
“Fight? Hah…ha… No, that’s silly. There is no way mere mortal humans could kill such beasts.” Gentaro chucked, his gaze fixed on Jyushi. “However… I know how to survive this.”
Jyushi frowned, taking a few steps back, nut soon hit a boulder, he was trapped now. “If you know, then why not tell us? Why not say something sooner?!” He demanded to know.
Gentaro chuckled darkly, the laugh growing into something rather maniacal and menacing. “Jyushi… Telling everyone would give it away.”
Jyushi gulped, becoming more and more terrified by the deranged look in Gentaro’s eyes as he spoke. “J-Just out with it already! Stop beating around the bush!”
“Saying I know how to survive would reveal that I know why this all happened to begin with.” Gentaro explained. “That room, my… You were spot on Jyushi! Those things were cursed. We should have left them alone, but I couldn’t resist. I took a scroll, I hid it and read it in my room. It was a story, similar to what is happening now, but long ago when that house was still new. There was a lone survivor… You know how she survived?”
Jyushi was in complete at Gentaro’s claims. He was the cause of all this? Countless questions were swirling in Jyushi’s mind, but the one on the forefront came out. “How? How did she survive…?” He asked in a whisper.
“She appeased the beasts; she gave them her offering! Her father and brother, they both perished, and she was able to live! Do you see? Do you see now, Jyushi? Only one of us can survive! Those beasts will be here soon enough and I’m going to give them their final offering!” Gentaro laughed crazily, grabbing Jyushi violently by the wrist and pulling him closer. “I was chosen, don’t you see? That scroll fell to me, it called to me, I was meant to feed these beasts and I will fulfill my part so that I can LIVE!”
Jyushi fought, trying desperately to pull away from Gentaro’s grasp, looking past him and seeing the glowing eyes of the beasts as they approached. “G-Gentaro let go! This isn’t funny! You’re talking crazy! Those things… They’re right there! We need to run!” He pleaded, tears falling from his eyes once more.
“Run? Why run? I am not afraid, once I give you to them, I will be spared. I will be SAFE!” Gentaro turned and faced the beasts, any fear he had before was gone now. He pulled Jyushi along closer to his death.
“STOP! PLEASE!” Jyushi begged, pulling back, and beginning to kick and fight more aggressively. “LET GO!” He managed to get loose and ran back to the tunnel, stopping when his path was cut off by the fallen rocks. He turned around and faced Gentaro, terror in his eyes as Gentaro ran up and slammed Jyushi into the boulder.
“Stop making this so difficult and accept your fate!” Gentaro growled, fighting with Jyushi, them both getting dangerously close to the edge of the mountain side.
The beasts were charging in from behind, closing in fast on Gentaro and Jyushi. Hearing the rapid footsteps, Gentaro looked over his shoulder, his grip suddenly slipping from Jyushi. He was gone! Nowhere to be seen! He looked around frantically, his eyes widening at he stared one of the beasts in the face, a grunt escaping him as he felt warm liquid running down his chest. His gaze shakily fell, the beast’s large claws pierced right through him.
“Heh… I guess… This is the end.” Gentaro muttered weakly, coughing up blood as his vision blurred. The beasts ripped open Gentaro’s torso, guts spilling out onto the road, blood staining the dirt and rocks.
Jyushi’s eyes were shut tight, he felt the sensation of falling for a long time before feeling as though all the air was forced form his lungs, his whole body overcome with intense waves of pain with a sudden impact, though he was not able to make a single sound. After a few breathless minutes, his lungs filled with air once more and he struggled to catch his breath. He hurt too much to move, looking around without moving, he realized he was laying on something that felt softer than just the ground. That’s when he heard a very weak, struggling voice.
“J-Jyush…Jyushi…” Jiro muttered, barely audible.
Jyushi’s eyes widened, he forced himself to roll off of Jiro, crying out in pain in the process, clenching his teeth. “Gah! Nhg… I-It hurts…” He whimpered, gasping, and shakily looking over at Jiro. Tears overflowed his eyes instantly as his heart shattered at the sight before him. “Jiro…”
Jiro was barely clinging to life, he was pale, eyes only holding a flicker of life to them, blood dripping from his lips. “I never was very smart… But… This was all I could think… To do… To maybe… Just maybe… Save you…” He coughed weakly, more blood spilling from his mouth. “S-Shit… I’m… I’m fading fast Jyushi…” He muttered softly as his eyes slowly shut.
Jyushi struggled but made his way closer to Jiro, gently cupping his cheek with one hand as tears continued to stream down his face. “Jiro… Why did you do this? Why? I’m not…” He lowered his head and bit back a sob, shoulders trembling.
“…Who knows why…” Jiro chuckled weakly followed by several violent coughs. “Follow this stream until you make it back. D-Don’t stop until you’re back… Keep… Moving… Hurry…” His voice slowly trailed off, his last breath exiting his body along with his life.
Jyushi sobbed silently for a few moments, his face buried into Jiro’s chest as he slowly gathered himself. He calmed himself, raising his head before leaning back down and kissing Jiro’s forehead softly. The Virgin sacrifice is always optional, so long as it’s last. Yet another year of a successful ritual, another year the Gods remain in their slumber and the world safe and oblivious. It was a struggle, he crawled his way back to civilization, the lone survivor, but Jyushi eventually-
“Are you serious? That’s the ending?” Walking along the roads of Shibuya and listening intently the entire time up until now, Dice couldn’t help but to butt in and interrupt Gentaro.
“What, no good?” Gentaro asked, frowning slightly as he walked beside Dice, tapping his chin. “I haven’t written a horror like this before; you really don’t think it’s any good?” He asked.
“No way! None of it is believable at all!” Dice laughed, coming to a stop outside Ramuda’s office. “There’s so many random elements and no one is acting like themselves. You didn’t even put me in your story!” He complained with a small pout.
“I suppose it could use a little revision perhaps.” Gentaro admits with a small sigh, glancing over when he heard the front door of Ramuda’s office open up.
Heya Gentaro~! Heya Dice~!” Ramuda cheerfully greeted, hugging them both tight.
“Oi, Ramuda what did you call us over for?” Dice asked, trying to squirm free of Ramuda’s tight grip on him.
Ramuda released Dice and Gentaro and twirled around with a little hop. “Hehe~ I got a really cool offer from an Onee-san I just saw! She has a cute old rustic house out in the country and said I could stay for the weekend and wanted to invite you two along~!” He cheered happily.
Dice paled and went silent, Gentaro was speechless as well before smirking and speaking up while nudging Dice with his elbow. “You don’t want to go, Dice? I thought it was a stupid story?”
“Huh? You don’t wanna go? Awwww! Why not? Please, please, please!” Ramuda begged, hugging onto Dice’s arm tight.
“Yes, Dice, why not? Sounds like fun~” Gentaro chuckled, only teasing.
“NO, NO WAY! NO WAY IN HELL!” Dice yelled, slipping away from Ramuda’s grasp and taking off down the street.
“Diiiccceee! Come back! Wait! Why won’t you gooooo!” Ramuda whined as he ran down the street after him, Gentaro chuckling as he followed behind.
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akkivee · 2 years
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Ok but
Sasara, Kuko and Ramuda actually calling themselves the Sakuura Gang
Bc Sasara, Kuuko and Ramuda
omg that’s so cute sakura sasara kuukou ramuda what if they were PINK
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hypnomicimagines · 3 years
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The Aftermath
(love u guys and to everyone who’s sad about their fave team losing...... please have some comfort!!)
Harai Kuko: 
Kuko always reflected on his losses, his outward response was so calm it was near impossible to tell what he was thinking. You knew how excited he was to take on the former champs and how much it must have frustrated him to lose, but there’s also a spark of determination that can’t be smothered. You sat beside Kuko without interrupting his quite moment, knowing he was done when he leaned against you so you were now shoulder to shoulder. You turned to meet his gaze and smiled, knowing there was no way in hell Kuko would ever just give up, and that he was probably ready for round two.
Aimono Jyushi: 
The bold face Jyushi puts on for the sake of his team and his fans is brave, something you tell him when you’re finally alone together. It’s when you acknowledge his strength and how hard it must be for him to hold back his sadness that he finally loses it, tears streaking down his face as you hold him. You don’t know how Kuko might feel about it but you think in the face of such a loss that he should be allowed to show his emotions, stroking his hair and promising you wouldn’t rat him out. His tears dry up surprisingly quick, his resolve to win the next time around clearly reflected in the speech he gives you as he refused to let you down (and show you weakness) a second time like this.
Amaguni Hitoya: 
Your arms flung around Hitoya despite the grumble of a greeting he gave you, knowing that the way he was acting was totally justified. It’s hard not to be disappointed but there’s a sense of peace that comes with knowing he, and his team, had tried their hardest and fought to be the last one standing. His hands settle on your waist and there’s a question on the tip of his tongue, are you disappointed in him? But with the way you’re looking up at him, eyes sparkling like he’d just won the entire damn DRB, he can’t help but feel somewhat placated. You couldn’t be a winner in all walks of life, not that he wouldn’t keep trying, but it helped to have a cheerleader as dedicated as you.
Aohitsugi Samatoki: 
You expected the anger and the holes in the wall, but you’re surprised when Samatoki isn’t yelling his head off when you enter the room. He gives you a cool stare but nods to show he sees you’re there before turning away, words escaping him at the present moment. There’s a lot of things that pissed him off about how that rap battle went but you don’t think the fact Ichiro got through was helping him take it any better. You’re careful with your movements but you go to hug him from behind, surprised when he not only allows it but settles his arms over yours to keep you against him until he was ready to face you again.
Iruma Jyuto: 
You’re almost proud of Jyuto for showing his true feelings on the situation rather than keeping it all inside to an exploding point. You know his teammates liked to poke fun at him and had done so despite their own frustrations, it had probably stopped a full-on brawl from breaking out between them. Jyuto sighed when you approached, rubbing his temples like he had a headache which you were glad to take over for him. Feeling your fingers massage his head helped him feel more relaxed than he had for weeks and he leaned into your touch, thankful to at least have this moment of peace.
Rio Mason Busujima: 
The disappointment is rolling off Rio in waves and despite trying to remain the backbone of his team, you knew he deserved at least someone to lean on. He seemed surprised when you called him out on his emotions, looking as if even he had forgotten they existed before nodding to show you were on point. He thanked you for your consideration and for the endless support you offered him, telling you that you had made a huge difference whether you realized or not. His thanks are so genuine it leaves you flustered, growing even more so when Rio brought you into his warm embrace.
Nurude Sasara: 
Sasara is hard-pressed to think of jokes in the moment, you can see him stumbling over his words to fill the silence but there was nothing funny about how he was feeling now. He worked so hard to put up this front, to be a person he might not actually be, and you placed a hand over his mouth for just a moment of silence. You knew he hated it, hated to be left alone with his thoughts, but some reflection would do well in this situation. Plus, you were here for him now and you wouldn’t leave him floundering around in the dark; you used your fingers to drag up the corner of his mouth in a smile, a way to say you’ll help him keep moving as long as he lets you be there for him.
Tsutsujimori Rosho: 
You can see the struggle to keep it together on Rosho’s face, his fears having been realized despite how hard he had fought. He wasn’t someone who cried often so he didn’t like the thought of putting on a show for you now, turning away as he felt the tears finally force their way to the corner of his eyes. You don’t want him to be ashamed of the hurt he’s feeling, you want him to remember this feeling so he’ll fight even harder with his team the next time around, but you especially don’t want him to just give up. You guided his head to your shoulder and placed your hand in his hair, holding him there to comfort him while also allowing him to still hide his tears.
Amayado Rei: 
You have a hard time gauging what Rei is thinking but there was nothing unusual about that. You detected a hint of something on his face as he wrapped an arm around your shoulder, pulling you against him like he was trying to hide his expressions from you. What could it be? Was he proud that, if he was to be beaten, at least it was by his own kin? You didn’t know and you doubted Rei would ever confide his true thoughts to you but at least he allowed you to be by his side as he accepted his loss. He even offered you a glass of champagne, and you couldn’t find it in you to deny him that at least. 
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akkivee · 3 years
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vrmmorpg round 2 was fun lmao:
samatoki is a swordsman, sasara is a street performer, and jakurai is a dark magician
samatoki spawns in a kingdom that’s also running an event that requires a party of three. he intended to call juto and rio when—
sasara ran up to him!!!!!!! greeted him and everything!!!!!
sasara says it must be fate that they met up in game like this so they should team up!!!! samatoki’s down, it’d be better than teaming up with randos anyway
sasara comments it’s been a while since they teamed up together and samatoki agrees with a small fond smile i am here for this drama-less mcd reunion y’all!!!!!
they still need a third member tho so sasara was about to call up his partner when—
sensei!!!!!
only good vibes out here as samatoki sasara and jakurai form a party
over on the other side tho, the vibes ain’t so hot lol ramuda has made it his mission to rile kuukou up because his reactions are funny lmao
they complete a quest for an item that will evolve ramuda into his final form!!!! we got to see ichiro and kuukou briefly fight together, kuukou has a special move called “Wind Style: One Eyed Wind Inprisonment”
ramuda came in clutch tho with his special skill called “Eternia Splendore” that prevents him from taking hits and a special move called “La Verita Il Cello”
On team white’s end, they complete a quest for sasara to evolve!!! in order to do so, sasara needed to perform in front of 100,000 people. both samatoki and jakurai were shook by that amount but jakurai thought it’d be fine since they were a team
thus, sasara, samatoki and jakurai formed a three man comedy team called “Medical Yakuza Hompo”
complete with osaka accents between the three of them lmao
sasara evolved from “street performer” into “wise man”!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!!!!!!!
anyway, all is said and done with everybody evolved and team red and team white are chosen as their kingdoms’ representative
obviously that means a battle lol
ramuda comments that jakurai’s evolved form is a “Great Soul Necromancer” (lit: great dead spirit magician”)
the 1v1 are as you’d expect: ichi vs sama, ramu vs jaku, kuu vs sasa
kuukou: i guess that leaves that third rate comedian to me sasara: kuukou!!! i heard that!!!! who’re you callin’ third rate??? kuukou: who else but you bitch???? 😈
everyone releases their final moves!!!!!
ichiro: Two Heaven’s Own Secret Technique: Heaven Piercing Twin Blades
samatoki: End of History
ramuda: Meteora Tempest
jakurai: Forbidden Arts: Dead Soul Revival
kuukou: Sky Technique: Nothingness of Sky
sasara: Dimension Distortion
however the game crashes lmao
everyone expressed their disappointment at the anticlimactic finish
ichiro intends to play with his bros tho!!!! samatoki understands how juto got hooked on the game lol ramuda has enough material to work on his project and as did sasara, who plans to play with rosho and rei. the game was fun so kuukou will graciously return jyushi’s game to him lol
the end card has sasara thanking samajaku for performing with him!!!! jakurai says he had fun and samatoki says he would not do that a second time lol but in a sense this was his second time performing with sasara—
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april fools in arb lol
bb: saburo doesn’t see the point in april fools lol and thinks telling any kind of fake news, even if lighthearted, is ridiculous. jiro tries his hand at telling an april fools lie by saying he is going to become a guitarist but some one off screen (probably saburo or the player lol) tells him his lie sucked and he gets embarrassed. ichiro thinks april fools is a fun day to tell a harmless lie but he’s not really able to come up with one on the spot. but he eventually pranks his brothers by saying he would like to eat some macarons (ohabukuro reference!!) jiro and saburo immediately go out to by some and jiro is shook when he finds out it was a lie lol
mtc: samatoki-sama is not amused by april fools lol juto thinks a day to tell some humorous white lies isn’t a bad thing. telling lies goes against rio’s principles but wishes everyone to have fun on such a day. however, it seems that dice told him that a harmless lie as a joke can bring a team together and strengthen their bonds so he sent samatoki and juto a mail stating he’s opening a restaurant and wants them to come by and have a bit. rio’s worried that samatoki and juto will be disappointed when they learn there isn’t a restaurant so he considers making a feast, just in case. samatoki and juto instinctively know rio’s lying but because it’s not in rio’s nature to lie, they’re both scared and can’t tell if this is a prank or not lmao 🤣
fp: ramuda likes april fools and likes to tell his lie in the morning and then reveals it in the afternoon!!! he decides he’s going to prank dice lol gentaro is incapable of telling lies and only lives his life honestly!!!! (he says in an old person?? well it ain’t normal lol voice) he, too, decides to prank arisugawa (he says arisugawa) by not telling a lie the entire day lol dice has prepared himself for any lies gentaro will tell him. and then he gets a mail from ramuda and gentaro that if he doesn’t pay them back the money he owes, they’re going to sell his organs on the black market lmao
mtr: sensei tells us he’s drinking sake after a long while. he then chuckles and and asks if we really believed him; it’s just water in his cup!! he also shares with us about france’s april fools tradition, how kids go around slapping pictures of fish on other’s backs. it’s called “april’s fish” and jakurai finds the tradition adorable. host mode hifumi tells us he doesn’t do april fools because he doesn’t want any of his kittens feeling hurt from any lies he would say. malewife hifumi then says that he encouraged doppo to tell a lie for the day, and doppo responded with, “work is fun!” but it seems that saying it broke something in doppo and he’s been unresponsive lmao doppo himself said saying it left him feeling empty lol so he gives it another go by saying “that balding manager is being transferred to alaska today!!!” and despondently says he’s once again uttered something so dissatisfying lol
dh: sasara and rosho pranked each other lmao!!!! sasara got a message from rosho saying that he’s quit teaching at sasara got really nervous for a second there lol!!!! and sasara told rosho that the last time he was at rosho’s home, he ate his pudding. and quickly backpedalled ‘cause you know rosho was about to charge at him lmao rosho was getting a sudden large volume of phone calls from sasara so he’s making sure to message him in case sasara got that worried lol and he was really excited to play a prank on rei, as lowkey payback, but he got so excited it made him nervous and he messed up 😭 rei has decided, as someone who tells lies all the time, to not tell a lie on april fools!! he also goes on to say you don’t gotta restrict yourself to telling lies on one day; it’s okay to lie everyday 🤣
bat: hitoya says the law’s not stuffy enough not prohibit you from having a little fun on April fools day and then wishes us to have a good time. he messages jyushi that today’s the day where if someone tells you a lie, you get to yell, “OBJECTION!!!” at them, and chuckles to himself wondering how that’s going to go down 🤣 (normal) jyushi’s wondering what kind of lie to tell and when he gets hitoya’s message, he (the vkei king) instantly begins to ponder what kind of pose he’ll strike when he does lmao kuukou doesn’t see the point in april fools day........ but swerves and thinks actually it might be a good time to get the jump on his dad lol and so like!!!! he was totally trying to prank jyushi but then he suddenly pointed at him and yelled, “OBJECTION!!!” in his face??? tf was up with that??? lmao!!!
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