#sexy crabs

[aegis-arts]

A total hottie friend cosplays “Sexy Crabs” so she commissioned this gem to pass out as a business card in cosplay

#art #illustration #artist #illustrator #artists on tumblr #secy body #sexy pictures #sexy beautiful #sexy crabs #crab #crabs #crab rave #colossalcon #colossal #colossalcon east #mr crabs #bob sponge #spongebob #spongebon squarepants #cosplay #cosplay model #cosplayer

[themostmuscularex]

The hottest Pose on Stage

The most muscular Pose - The Crab

#muscles #bodybuilder #bodybuilding #bodybuilding competition #bodybuilding contest #most muscular #on stage #inked #inked and sexy #inked bodybuilder #inked muscles #tattooed #tattooed bodybuilder #tattooed muscles #the muscle crab

[trainwiz]

One of these days I'm going to add a town in a game somewhere that's all foggy and isolated and people are way too into sea life and there's lots of aquatic themed decorations and someone coyly talks about how there's a shadow over the town, and you can just immediately ask the weird deformed bartender if people are fucking crabs there.

No poking around in basements or spending finding weird little cairns and fish themed altars, just ask them outright if it's a crab fucking situation and stop beating around the bush.

#morrowind #Look I entered that dreugh town and immediately went oh its innsmouth #if I had a nickel for every innsmouth i had to deal with id have enough money to buy my own sexy crab village #lovecraft

[crehador]

i love that the official title of bucchigiri?! is bucchigiri?! with the interrobang because whenever a post pops up in my notifs tagged as "bucchigiri?!" it just looks like the reblogger was surprised to see it lmao

#crab watches #bucchigiri?! #! and !! and !!! are sexy and all but ?! is where it's at #also enjoying typing my tags for bucchigiri-related posts lol #always an energy of like ''YOU'RE WATCHING WHAT?! BUCCHIGIRI?!"

[shandyyart]

Allow me to introduce my hc about Shipahoy Wilson hiding long and beautiful hair under his sailor hat

#batdr #bendy and the dark revival #shipahoy wilson #shipahoy dudley #headcanons #I mean his hair is already pretty but…. #imagine fighting with him now #nooo Bendy don’t kill this crab boy he’s so sexy aha

[unicornwitch-uwu]

My horny ass would not last long in any fantasy setting. Too many hot ways to die. Fantasizing being a demonic twink getting captured and used by orcs is how I figured out maybe I wasn't straight. So many things will just mind control or brainwash you with pheremones and magic. Monster that are specifically alluring. I wouldn't try resisting a succubus or a siren, or an allurane, who am I to stand in the way of nature. Evil witch putting me in a cauldron and boiling me alive. Giant crab. A vampire asking to come in, the answers always yes. Mauled by a werewolf. If I'm lucky maybe they'll piss on my remains. I would not last a week

#nsft #fantasy #sexy content #werewolf #orc #orcfuckingmebutImaprettytiefling #giant crab #mind control

[khlur]

i would like to crunch on a crab's shell one day

#i keep seeing that post abt this person who caught a small crab w their hands #very cool and very sexy of them #but that crab looks so edible i have never seen a more edible looking crab idk how to explain

[nu-metal-confessions]

I would KILL to have a horror movie bingewatch session with Slipknot. It'd be so fun- sid and clown (and maybe even corey) would be scaring people and messing around. We would all mock lake kills and re-enact good ones. (I do this with friends, it's so fucking fun)

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#ohhhhh anon this sounds so fucking fun #I wanna watch evil bong and basket case and re-animator with them so bad #clown's coming up behind people covering their faces with his big paw hands #sid's crab walking down the stairs speaking in tongues #I feel like craig would be the actual scariest being all silent then sneaking up behind you in the kitchen while you're getting snacks #Corey would be screaming like a bitch but then goes on about how sexy Leatherface is #sid wilson #dj starscream #shawn crahan #corey taylor #slipknot #nu metal #nu metal confessions

[ajdrawshq]

THESE THINGS ARE SO FUCKING COOL LOOK LOOK AT THEM. BRO

#LIKE???? HELLO????? #ceruledge quickly becoming a favorite design rn. armarouge is also fuckin sick lookin i like em i like em #Gallade is one of my favorite pokemon so like. yknow i love these already #and the type combos????? fire/psychic and fire/ghost????? sexy as hell #pkmn #pokemon sv spoilers #pokemon sv #also the crab is growing on me now. its funny i like it #pokemon

[themostmuscularex]

Beast Mode

Roooaaar!!!

#muscles #bodybuilder #bodybuilding #most muscular #most muscular pose #the muscle crab #gymtime #gym time #beast mode #bodybuilder with caps #shirtless #shirtless bodyuilder #bodybuilder with beards #bearded bodybuilder #bodybuilder with silver chains #veiny muscles #veiny biceps #veiny arms #veiny pecs #inked and sexy #inked bodybuilder #inked muscles #inked #tattooed #tattooed muscles #tattooed bodybuilder #alpha bodybuilder #mach o flex #roar!

[never-ending-absurdity]

Spring Nimbus rerun means that soon there will be a Moonlit Confession rerun which means soon Crab In Orange will return 👀👀👀

#the tale of food #the thing with crab in orange is that he was practically tailor-made to fit my very specific taste in fictional men #and also his voice lines are just *mwah* #also i think it's extremely sexy to see him do his ult and just wipe out enemy after enemy

[crehador]

I HAVE WAITED SO FUCKING LONG TO LISTEN TO VERBAL JUSTICE BECAUSE I WANTED TO HEAR IT FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME AS A LIVE PERFORMANCE

downside is nemu is not here. i should not have waited. however. now that i've heard it

OTOME HAS ICHI KA BACHI KA IN HER LINES??? ICHI KA BACHI KA RUNS IN THE FAMILY???????????????

#crab watches #9th live #god it's such a fucking banger #finally time to listen to it A Lot #nemu :((((((((((((((( #it's definitely more polished that they're just playing her lines instead of having otome and ichijiku cover her #but i miss the silly nonsense from rijyu and gentaro and ramuda #when samatoki and then gentaro were absent from those two old lives lol #that was so funnnnnnnn #but the sexy polished vibe is great too

[thealmightyzim]

a small collection of fish art

#spiny dogfish #sockeye salmon #sexy shrimp #dumbo octopus #yeti crab #blue ringed octopus #fish

[trixter-god]

Gotta love 🦀

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#the queen #god save the queen #queen elisabeth ii #there is no queen of england #september 8 #princess diana #queen lizzy #lizzy in a box #crab rave #sans undertale #the queen is fucking dead #the queen is dead #tumbler sexy man #new meme format #meme format #🦀🦀🦀