#shut up im correct about this

[aa0akaace]

Gonna make alot of people hate me with this one 💀

#shut up im correct about this #scp #scp containment breach #scp 049 #scp 035 #mr x #pyramid head #michael myers #jason voorhees #ghost face #some of yall will just see literally any slasher and just start simping but i got standards #those standards being that it has to be a sentient mask that gives me gender envy #also at this point i bet the person in charge of the stuff for 049 is purposely making him unfuckable as possible #just to see how far the simps will go before they no longer want to simp for cannon 049 and just stick to fannon 049

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

some hasty Laughingstock ft. butterfly!Howdy for your mild enjoyment...

#i have this... scene in my head #where howdy is having a bit of a breakdown over his Yassification™️ #he just destroyed half his store w/ his wings and etc etc barnaby finds him curled up in the Back #howdy's all like 'i was such a handsome green.... now im this horrible blue w/ ugly black forearms blah blah blah' #and barnabys all '??? the fuck are you talking about youre literally stunning??? shut up lmfao ill make out w you' #and then i also thought Oh so butterfly howdy cant really fly #but what if he like.... does this cute lil flutter when he kisses barnaby #and it generates enough Lift that it makes him way lighter and lets him aaaalmost hover #because i think it'd be ADORABLE and im RIGHT- #anyway those are my thoughts behind these silly scribbles #scribble salad #laughingstock #yassified howdy <3 #i have soooooo much affection for laughingstock + butterfly howdy #barnaby and his girlboss gaslight gatekeep gorgeous husband <3 #he's ken & howdy's barbie #and he is Kenough <3 #and howdy is. uh. Barbalicious <3 #do i sometimes wonder why i lean towards viewing howdy more Feminine than the others? yeah #and then i immediately go 'bc its rad as hell and objectively Correct' (delusional) #and then i high five myself and move on with my day

[keymintt]

bisexual, but not rly in an "i'm attracted to xyz" way so much as a "whatever the fuck happens, happens" way

#something something abt how sexuality and gender and queerness is 'defined' vs how it's experienced #maybe this is just how my own bisexuality is! idk im a nonbinary guy who's general outlook on life can be summed up as fuck it we ball #i ofc have my preferences and tendencies and attractions but those are broad at best nor am i like. super beholden to them #for instance i'd prefer to date someone who's not cis but if i hypothetically am into a cis person who's chill with my whole Situation- #-then it's like shit. alright! #and obviously anything that's a dealbreaker in a friendship to begin with is also going to be a dealbreaker in a relationship as well #also please don't be weird on this post! this is about my own sexuality and if you relate to it that's epic #but if you don't or otherwise feel the need to 'correct' me on smthin then pls just move on #no i won't shut up #< talking tag #also also its fine to rb this if you want idc

[chilipepperconverse]

the goblin tinkerer and mechanic are a t4t bi4bi m/f couple and they fuck nasty when you arent looking. can anyone hear me

#terraria #im simply correct and i need to say it #i get dialog from both of them talking about their crushes on each other and its so cute #shut up chili

[kukekakuningaskris]

so i (as others on twt) noticed that joker out has updated their 'about us' section on their website, and it reads weird!

the vocabulary, sentence structure, and random partial translation of song titles seems like machine translation (not that is anything wrong w using it, i do it too), not to mention the album titles being translated in a way that hasn't been seen before. as i was looking at it my translation studies focused brain was trying to figure out what would result in a text like this and i actually have a theory?

the article seems to have been (machine) translated into english but i don't think it was in slovenian originally? since it just says 'of the region' without specifying what region exactly, which would only make sense if the intended audience of it was in 'the region' themselves and not outside of it, but then it specifies they're a slovenian band, which would hint at the fact that this piece was originally meant for an audience not in slovenia. given that they tell the reader the country but not the region (though it's obvious) it seems to hint at the fact that this text was aimed at the ex-yugoslav region but not slovenia.

which would also explain the weird song and album translations! if the album names were translated into another language and then put through google translate, the english names would most likely be messed up and weird and not what you get when translating directly from slovenian. it would also (maybe) explain why three of the song titles (each one word titles) have been translated while others remain unchanged, since my theory is that those words were the same in slovenian and the language it was written in, so they got translated but the words/titles that were different from the language it was written in were left in their original form.

this is even more of a stretch but given how when listing cities where they had double concerts the first one mentioned is zagreb, and later varaždin is brought out separately as important, it makes me think that this was aimed at a croatian audience at first and then later translated into english for their 'about us' section.

this is just pure speculation with no real proof (and it literally does not matter one bit) but i didn't know what to do with this information so now y'all have to see it too.

#this is just insanity based on nothing and i dont claim to know things nor am i saying this is correct! #i just saw the text and went hmm this looks like my phrase machine translated texts before i fix them #also im not trying to prove anything i just find the choices (or lack of them) interesting and i love overthinking things #im doing my masters in translation studies and i will not be shutting up about it #joker out

[casiavium]

Love Ghirahim(& or /)Zelda(& or/)Link where Link sees Zelda as just Zelda, just his friend who did nothing wrong ever, but he still blames Hylia for putting them through hell and manipulating his friend opposite Ghirahim who only sees Hylia, who cannot forgive her, who knows he was wrong but thinks Hylia is worse and places all the blame on the girl that is now Zelda.

But a lot of fanon forgets the part where they're both right and wrong. It needs Zelda who is both and neither, who is "still your Zelda" but now has memories that aren't her own and has magic she doesn't know how to use outside of throwing a harp across a pit and sealing herself in a crystal. Who feels guilty that she used Link and maybe? towards how Ghirahim ended up depending on his backstory, but also she's Zelda and she didn't do anything he says she did, and she was innocent too and doesn't deserve to die like he wants her to.

So much ghiralink hinges on the two of their opinions and emotions surrounding Zelda/Hylia, who becomes nothing more than an idea or symbol. Her personhood is taken away and she gets no say in the narrative she's supposedly pulling the strings for. And I'm not saying it's always a bad thing in fic, but I wish more fan content incorporated her into the story. But then a lot could be solved if they would just talk to her

#unfortunately I am the only person writing them like this afaik 😔 #at least the only one doing it ghirazelink as a poly ship and not gen #to be alive beneath cherry blossoms isn't ghirazelink but it's ghiralink with zelda&link friendship and Ghirahim & Zelda and I think it gets #them so well. zelda is so human but still pulls the 'im the goddess so shut up and listen to me' card. Ghirahim is angry that Hylia #is now claiming she's innocent but slowly realizes she's not hylia anymore. not exactly #and there's a part about him refusing to call her Zelda when she asks him and later he accidentally calls her Zelda? and has to #correct himself but the damage is already done. they're friends now there's no going back #I'm. always thinking about that and going insane

[dropespeon]

kaito and sonoko deserve to be online friends i think

#drop #dcmk #detective conan #magic kaito #i like to think kaito leaves thorough reviews on kaito kid x reader fics #he's infamous in the fandom and people treat getting a review from him like a rite of passage for fanfiction writers #sonoko is extremely popular in the fandom #kaito ends up making an alt account on the forums because he finds it funny #and they end up becoming friends #they are the most terrifying duo. #bc it's anonymous they talk about their insane lives to each other. both of them think the other is making shit up #bc how the hell are you supposed to believe this person runs into dead bodies every month or knows a real life witch #they make theories about kid together. sonoko has 3848473 headcanons and kaito can't bring himself to correct her #also some of them are absolutely correct. they're extremely specific and kaito is terrified #this is extra funny bc there's so many potential identity reveals. #YOU'RE that bitch leaving critical reviews of every kaito kid fic on the internet?!?! #you're SUZUKI SONOKO??? #YOU'RE????? KAITO KID???? #every time they think theyve recovered from the last plot twist another one hits them straight in the face #i am so sorry im stopping there i literally will never shut up about these two #my favorite dynamic in dcmk period doesn't even exist in canon and that says a lot about me i think

[cycle-hit]

WRITING IS HARD BUT HERES SOMETHING TO TIDE THE YURI ENJOYERS OVER FOR NOW. IM WRITING I SWEAR

#i ahvent stopped thinking about this paragraph since i wrote it #little guy posting #fanned fiction #omg u get to see how much of a menace google docs corrections are to me #i fucking hate google docs corrections so much SHUT THE FUCK UP IM RIGHT GOOGLE DOCS #can i be fr. yeah this is what i was writing dog motif mitski songs to. especially “im your man”

[friarvelune]

Moments that will be living rent-free in my head forever and ever.

Hey. Listen to Inn Between. It's good and also this happens and it's dramatic and cool and devastating (and just a little bit ridiculous. Acid flavored...).

(Image description: Three pictures of the same drawing in various stages of progress. The first image is the finished and colored drawing in black ink and colored pencil, and it pictures Meltyre, a young man with pale skin, dark brown hair, and currently green eyes. He is wearing dark grey robes with greenish-blue flames patterned around the wrists and hems, and a wizard hat with purple trim and the same greenish fire hanging as a pendant from the tip. His expression is angry and determined. In between his hands, he holds a ball of bright green liquid. Typed text around the drawing says in one font, "Stop calling me a coward." In a second font, it says, "...Meltyre, what is that?" In the first font again, it says, "Chromatic orb. Acid flavored. Are you listening to me now?" The word "now" is larger and spaced out for emphasis. The second and third images are the pencil sketch and the uncolored ink drawing with the words handwritten. End of image description.)

#inn between #inn between podcast #meltyre #meltyre the wizard #inn between art #my art #this drawing is also hopefully eventually going to be part of another project i'm rotating in my head #but for now. it can stand by itself. #gd i love this kid he's so good #he deserves to snap a little. as a treat. when his friends (read: p much just sterling) are being dumbasses #i wish i had a better way to fully capture color and texture from a traditional drawing #my phone camera even w color correcting w light balance and filters doesn't quite do it justice #rest assured it looks even cooler in person *insert sunglasses emoji here* #y'all i'm finally starting to get genuinely proud of my art and im not gonna shut up about it

[lightbulb-warning]

wip! based on the fte!! this was supposed to be a small doodle!!! It’s me and my compulsive urge to overcomplicate my life against the world!!!! (/exasperated!!!!!) /lh

#while doobling i proceeded to have an eureka moment about 2p perspective #because in usual maiora fashion between the easy way and the correct way i always find myself approaching shit in the DUMB WAY #<- which essentially means ive been shoving 'cool' fish eyes and 3ps and birds eye views because I DIDNT UNDE 2P PERSPECTIVE #*shoving them in my work #*UNDERSTAND #ANS IVE BEEN DOING IT FOR Y E A R S #anyway took me almost two decades but i figured it out: STOP PUTTING THE HORIZON LINE IS COMPLICATED PLACES THE MIDDLE OF THE PAGE IS FINE #aka 'don't overthink things you dumb fuck' #which is #yeah #buisness as usual lmao #im a very physically dramatic person too so when i figured it out i jumped in my seat and startled a half asleep guy so bad he snapped at m #we laughed it off it was fine #awkward as shit!!! i hated it!! but fine #anyway afterall this nonsense the perspective in the doodle is currently incorrect intentionally pfft #shut up maiora #wip

[ozymoron]

dude its always "be yourself" till youre trans and now suddenly oh i get to nitpick every little thing about you oh that gesture was very feminine made you look like a girl oh youre wearing a shirt thats cream coloured? seems a little feminine to me oh you paint your nails? so youre a girl after all like ???? youre giving me mixed messages here am i meant to be myself or am i meant to conform to your idea of what a man is in order to be accepted as one by you

#⚠️ #one time after i came out my mum saw me lounging around in a black t shirt and she was like oh it made you look like a man thinking it was #compliment but dude i got so mad i was like for fuck sake is that seriously what i have to do to be considered a man is lounge around in a #black t shirt??? lounging around is masculine???? what???????? #i was also just a very angry person in general but still that really confuses me #had a psychiatrist note down shit about my appearance saying whether they thought it was feminine or masculine (they thought it was all #feminine) which was fucking crazy cause i went in for an adhd diagnosis #people just find out youre trans and suddenly start acting like experts on whats feminine and whats masculine and what makes you either #gender like shut the fuck up #can also come from people who they themselves accept some cis men are feminine and some cis women are masculine but suddenly as soon as you #try to transition now you have to be masculine or be feminine or youre not valid in their eyes #its fucking crazy #like if i showed them a dude with long hair theyd be like thats a dude with long hair but as soon as i have my hair long im told to cut it #i can show them a dude in a skirt and theyd probably laugh thinking its funny or some bullshit but theyd still think its a dude in a skirt #but if i wear a skirt suddenly im a girl #i know at the root of all this they truly believe people cant switch genders cause in their minds sex and gender is the same but still its #so annoying especially when they pretend to be accepting or think theyre being accepting and when you challenge them on their transphobia #they get all mad at you and act like youre being rude for criticizing them for doing the bare minimum whilst also just continuing to be #transphobic #like yeah you use my correct name but when im not around you use she/her for me and you say i **want** to be a boy instead of i am a boy bu #when i talk to you about this suddenly im the bad guy like its my fault youre using language for me thats transphobic #like ok man. whatever. #sorry for asking you to be a decent fucking human being toward me and treat me with respect #its like people just treat trans peoples gender like something they can just dismiss like its nothing liek we're just playing pretend or #something #like god its frustrating. i need to cut my mum out of my life fr

[soul-of-rei]

astarion, despite not needing to breathe, still breathes automatically . this is bc i doubt when he was getting beaten up that he got brain damage to his medulla oblongata .

#rei rambles #<- wherein i have two thoughts (Him and reviewing for my midterms) and i find a way to be a Freak about it #im putting this in the main tag everybody can shut up bc im correct <33 #astarion #bg3 astarion

[murcielagatito]

leaving an abusive home is really fucking hard especially when you have no money n nothing to your name. if i can make that easier for even just one person i will with zero hesitation

#the one that just absolutely gags me is when people talk about the homeless people in the city #i work at a chinese restaurant yall should know i never shut up about it lmao #anyways we get a lot of homeless people that come in and eat because you know what you can do with the twenty bucks someone gave you? #eat a fucking meal #i see them when i go to and from work i wish i could do more for them but im #but im not in a position that i can #and it fuvking hurts like hell that people just make fun of homeless ppl or dont even see them as people #or when they say ignorant shit #literally two different ppl payed for this one lady’s lunch this week #and lisa made a joke about it and i corrected her so fuvking quick #20 bucks will not get you a home but it will get u a full belly for a day #you are closer to homelessness than you are riches remember that when you think some ill shit about the people you see in the streets

[sharpmouth]

i dont believe anne rice only smoked weed once. you cant write the vampire chronicles Like That and not be smoking something.

#some of the stuff from later canon is so outlandish to me. ive accepted most of it now though #ive only read 1-3 but it forever is insane that from what ive gathered the vampire demon spirit comes from aliens that reside in…atlantis #like correct me if im wrong here with that info but… like #also i just think its funny that vampires cant fuck until that doctor gets turned and makes fuck sauce for everyone. vampire viagra #also lestat drinking the blood of jesus christ what like. halfway through the series? good for him i think??? i guess ???? #how does louis’ catholic ass feel about lestat drinking the blood of literal jesus christ btw. does that ever come up #unrelated but i want marius to get his ass kicked i just really really do not like him #tvc #nicky shut up #the vampire chronicles

[arr-jim-lad]

youtubers spend 1 minute to learn how to pronounce non-english names challenge (impossible)

anglophones love to spend weeks putting together a script and recording a 1-hour video but won't take a moment to look up some foreign guy on wikipedia and click the 'listen' button next to his name

#no i will never shut up about this actually #ESPECIALLY when it's youtubers who love to make it a point about how progressive they are #like im sorry but if i decided to talk about a topic concerning a culture that's foreign to me #i'd make damn sure that my pronunciation would be as close to the correct pronunciation as i could muster bc i see that as respectful #bc guess what even if someone fails to pronounce a name right you can TELL if they actually tried #and NONE of these youtubers ever do. #literally matpat is the only one i can think of who actually cares enough to try saying words properly #jamble ramble

[floorpancakes]

#idolmaster #idolmaster sidem #f-lags #this is their origin story im correct #i have never and will never shut up about ryo being accidentally the most transest guy ever