#shut up chili

[chilipepperconverse]

(meme template by @stalebagels)

might draw these later too but have this for now

#king ohger #ohsama sentai kingohger #jeramie brasieri #gira hastie #gira husty #kaguragi dybowski #rita kaniska #rita kanisuka #himeno ran #hymeno ran #yanma gast #yanma gust #the fact that more than half of these chucklefucks /affectionate have alt spellings… #tokusatsu #super sentai #toku #shut up chili

[eesirachs]

god, more than anything, is steadfast. and i am dutiful. i am not always soft but i am dutiful. me and him meet, then, once a week at the same table in the back, talk about the same things, the same man that laid in my same lap. i ask him how much longer of this wilderness, and he says it’s all wilderness. reminds me that the exodus doesn’t stop happening. asks me to tell him again about the feeling of a full lap

#once or twice a year i really cannot shut up about meeting god at chilis im sorry to new followers #thinking

[svtskneecaps]

ok folks this lives and dies between us but i swear to god with every passing moment and every new fact i learn i am more and more convinced that had i spoken portuguese at age 11 when i got into minecraft youtube the first time i would BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT have had a tiny little baby 11 year old celebrity crush on pactw

#qsmp #pactw #qsmp pac #cute? check. funny? check. smart? check. #did a roleplay series; does funny minigames; MAKES funny minigames #like shit dude if i hadn't worked extremely hard to draw extremely thick lines separating myself mentally from content creators i might now #but i've beat myself over the head with the 'being parasocial only ends up with your favs going to jail' stick #i'm cured. no more unnecessary mental turmoil for me #anyway this is secret shhhhh #shut up vic #block game brainrot #like i don't know how he did during the legendary rp serieses he did back then but holy MOTHER OF PEARL he's an amazing rp'er now #this is not a controversial statement and if you think it is meet me behind the chili's and prepare to forfeit your teeth #question; in brazil what restaurant/food joint/location is the designated brawl zone #like usa tends to be waffle house or chili's or denny's or like. a cracker barrel if you're feeling wild #if you're a brazilian inviting somebody to fight you irl as a meme what do you tell them #(if you are not brazilian but read these tags and want to answer with your unique location go for it i love learning) #long tags #i should be asleep tbh but my brain is like 'heeheehee 2012 never left us <3' #gnight friends like this post if you too would have had a celebrity crush on pactw at age 11 or would theoretically have one at age Now lmao

[bobtheacorn]

The thing that happened to Steven Universe is happening to Bluey and I hate that I’m living to see it

#it’s a good show!!!!!!!!! #it’s not Perfect but it’s a good fuckjng show!!!! #it’s a genuinely good unique positive fun uplifting show #parents that watch bluey and start screaming abt how it makes them feel inadequate lazy shamed and stupid shut the fuck up #those are you problems #bluey #SU #‘it makes me feel bad for not playing with my kids 24/7’ #bandit and chili literally don’t do that #yeah sometimes they push themselves to play even when they don’t feel like it or have time buts it’s not abt making parents Feel Bad #it’s abt being like Maybe I do have time to play with this small creature I made just bc I love them and I love spending time with them #even if it’s just five minutes and even if I’m not really up to it #like yeh absolutely as a parent you need and deserve space from your goblin children dominating every moment of your life #but bluey goes out of its way to give bandit and chili those moments as well #it shows them struggling and being human about it #they have two charming (overwhelming) children and they’re out of shape and working jobs and missing being their own people #but they also LOVE THEIR KIDS #that’s not a bad thing to show kids #that’s not a bad thing to show parents either #it’s ok to miss who you were #I saw another article abt parents wanting to censor bluey for ‘body shaming’ and it made me evil for ten minutes

[atinylittlepain]

It’s a Vienna by Billy Joel kinda night

#gin shut up #not feeling very Vienna waits for you in this Chili’s tonight #the chilis is my soul it’s a metaphor

[greensaplinggrace]

hot take: markus’s feelings in regards to being a slave and his reasons for deviancy were completely valid. anyone who doesn’t acknowledge this possesses a fundamental misunderstanding of his character, his situation, and especially how slavery, racism, and oppression works

#dbh #markus rk200 #i am getting angry in this Chili’s tonight #people speaking about shit they clearly don’t understand need to shut the fuck up #maybe live in the world first #detroit become human #myramblings #fandomcourse #negative #kara ax400 #connor rk800

[ceasarslegion]

damn i passed my aptitude tests with flying colours and am being invited for an onboarding interview now

I,,, think im gonna get that job that starts at nearly double my current salary after training

Your boy’s about to be the canadian equivalent of a TSA agent

#i loved working overnight security in uni #airports probably have a lot more grumpy people but you can legally tell them to fuck off if they wanna be dicks to you #plus the airport in my city is a pretty nice building compared to others in canada #and for some reason the chilis goes hard?? #why the airport chilis of all places #shut up dames

[majachee]

Oc lore 😊💗

Zeus dies

Hades dies

Poseidon dies

NO Demeter slander

NO Aphrodite slander (she's important to the lore :))))

NO Ares slander

#nipping any and all slander and abuse romanticism right here and now #disclaimer: not me wishing death on the actual polytheistic gods these are pjo-esque and gow-esque ocs #maja needs to shut up tag #delete later #i am salty in this chilis tonight

[dreamingofspring]

one day i'll remember that i'm still a valid bi woman even if I write a lot of m/f ships

#feeling guilt in this chilis tonight for No Reason #i have a lot of internalized biphobia I struggle with #i rarely feel Queer Enough tm #and i dislike it but idk how to shut my brain up #negativity tw

[theragnarokd]

huh, realization: i’m just really fucking weak for dirk being called “Prince�� in sexy contexts. fealty kink, is that you again?

i do still love subby dirk but guess who has 0 issues with combining these tasty treats

....can i mix hypnokink into this too. bc why the fuck not.

soooo maybe jake is like an evil vizier who hypnotises his prince into compliance

or it starts with the best of intentions

he just doesn’t want his prince to overwork himself so much, sacrifice himself so much for his people. is that so wrong?

so at first it’s just - oh, look at you, you haven’t slept a single wink tonight. well, let’s catch those winks now, with interest.

and when dirk is so beautifully pliant it just... makes jake want to worship his lovely, pliant body. it’s what his royal highness deserves.

#i post #yeah i am apparently unable to shut up in this chili's tonight #whomstve #dirkjake #fealty #dubcon

[herzlak]

meine mama hat mir chips mitgebracht. leider hat sie sich verschaut und es sind keine paprika chips sondern chili chips. sau lieb von ihr, aber ich brenn mir grad mein ganzes maul auf damit.

#falls wer chili chips will come over #shut up jana #german stuff

[chilipepperconverse]

"I've come to make an announcement: Kamen Rider Build is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking box. Thats right, he took his plastic fucking hazard trigger out and he pissed on my fucking box, and he said his genius form was "This Big" and I said that's disgusting! so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Kamen Rider Build, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this bottle except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my black hole form looks like: [PSSSSHHHH] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINT, NO POWERUPS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two bottles and a bong. He fucked my box so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER TOWER! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON MARS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BANJOU? I PISSED ON MARS YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO."

#i have no excuse nor explanation #kr build #kamen rider #kamen rider build #kamen rider evolt #toku #tokusatsu #shut up chili

[sequs-art-box]

Oh how could I not give them human versions (ft. Enemy chart)

#ngl i went a bit too hard #who cares theyre handsome i love them shut up #jizeru's artsies #sketch #doodles #enemies meme #inside out pixar #inside out au #hitman au #feanher #humanized version #chili is a pretty violent fellow :) #lavender too but sheesh we dont talk about that one time.

[synthaphone]

im pretty sure that the chili dog is completely deaf at this point. the tests i conducted involved squeezing a squeaky toy both near and far away from her, neither of which prompted any reaction (previous reaction to squeaky toy noise: chili materializes in front of you and NEEDS what you have squeaked)

#she's 14 and she's still happy and playful so i'm not too worried about her thankfully #this seems fairly normal #but im sad that that means she cant hear all of my affectionate babytalk for her anymore #i will still do it. its important to sing and to talk to chili dog #although; epic hypocrisy moment: next time i'm over there and chili barks and people yell at her to shut up #i'm going to DEFINITELY point out that she cant hear us #futile exercise of yelling at dog: annoying for other people in a bad way #futile exercise of singing rubber duckie song to dog: annoying for other people in a good way #i need a text post tag

[arodata]

One thing that annoys me... and I know I'm swinging a bat at a hornet's nest with this. The way online discourse types use the term ableism gets on my nerves. It makes it harder to talk about things that actually matter to disabled people in real life when people are arguing semantics about if crazy is a slur regardless of context or if you're allowed to criticize someone if they have adhd or whatever the fuck. Ableism is real and it's a massive problem in our society and some of you are frankly making a joke of it

#txt #''ableism is when you bring your neighbors a bowl of chili'' actually ableism is when you make me read that. shut the fuck up #/j. but oh my god #the things people will call ableism online are so. has anyone else noticed this i feel like im going insane #disability #neuro

[trashbaget]

does anybody else get really emotional about the fact that you’re growing up

#like ur just existing and youre smiling and laughing and thinking #How Did I Get Here like the talking heads song #and youre like wow. damn. ivr been thru all that and I AM HERE !!!!!!!!! #and you think about the little version of you and get all choked up bc ???????? #like youre just doing whatever and then suddenly it hits you that youre not a child anymore and youre cultivating a life you thought youd #never get to experience and you feel like you want to cry and scream and jump all at the same time and #FUCK YOURE HUMAN ???!!!??!!! #feeling some type of way in this chilis tonight #shut up im holding the trashtalking breadstick