#sid watched

[hidingoutbackstage]

Okay so Tucker and Kaikaina in Shisno Paradox. Idk how long this is gonn be but it’s gonna go below a cut jic (and so I don’t spoil anything for June lol)

I think the easiest thing they could’ve done to make this dynamic better is just have them reciprocate each others lust from the beginning. Is it funny that Tucker gets rejected by Kai when she proposes time travel sex bc he thinks she’s talking about him? Is it funny that he fucks up her attempts to have sex with people from the past? Is it funny that he has been bragging about having done her back in Blood Gulch and that’s not actually the case (despite the fact that Kai literally says that they did during the s13 climax)? I guess? But you know what else is funny? Tucker and Kai actually going back in time and having sex with people from history. Like I feel like that has just as much, if not more comedic potential than the two of them just being annoyed with each other. I know this is the “everyone is arguing with each other because fuck friendships for some reason” arc but like it didn’t have to be.

Personally I was laughing when Kai and Tucker were talking about using the time travel gun for sex, like that was funny! The episode was literally TITLED “Sis and Tuck’s Sexcellent Adventure” and then they just drop that in favor of these two arguing. Like come on that’s not as funny at all.

They didn’t have to have reciprocated feelings (as much as I personally like them as a ship), there’s nothing wrong with characters having physical attraction to each other and acting on it. Hell up until now it was implied that they did actually have sex. I suppose the idea that they didn’t is kind of a funny subversion of expectation but the direction they go with it isn’t rlly entertaining, at least for me.

And if the intent was to get to the angsty Kai backstory, you could’ve still gotten there! Maybe she and Tucker try to do the time travel sex, but she gets tired/worn out before Tucker does and he doesn’t listen to her when she suggests they take a break from time traveling for a bit, dragging her along to the time periods HE wants to go to without considering her feelings. Still kinda sucks as Tucker characterization bc he should realistically be better than that, but it’s better than what the hell we got that’s for sure.

Anyway she could still blow up at him for being selfish and then they might argue and then later on they can have the heart to heart where she talks about her childhood and being promiscuous due to her insecurity about her own self image, and instead of saying “Tucker what you said reminded me of my trauma” it’s more of a reflection, kind of “Hey as my friend I want to let you know why I’m like this in the first place and why I was so insecure/nervous about saying no to going along with your adventure” and Tucker could still apologize and all that.

Then maybe a confession of feelings from Tucker so he gets a moment of vulnerability too, and like I said as much as I ship them I do kinda like Kai’s “I used to have feelings for you too” cuz ik this season didn’t actually care about these two as a ship, and Tucker demonstrates maturity by showing he’s okay with her rejection.

Although if they DID wanna make them a ship, there’s not a ton that actually has to change in the script for that to happen. (in my version not the version of SP we canonically got) They already get along like friends, they had sex before, and when they had an argument from Tucker being a bad friend, they worked through it. All you’d rlly need is for Kai to eventually come to the conclusion that she rlly likes Tucker, and that at some point, it stops being just as friends and she really wants him, and seeing as Tucker already has feelings for her but cares about her enough to not act on them, there might be some hesitation there but I think they’d make a rlly good pairing after that. Their sense of humor is already similar, they already get along, and they’re just so cute together ugh I’m getting distracted anyway it would make the moment everyone gets thanos snapped to repeat their timelines till infinity where he says “K I need to tell you-” all the more emotional, at least to me, bc that moment lives rent free in my brain anyway I just wanted better writing for these two is that too much to ask

#sid rants #sid watched #rvb #red vs blue #lavernius tucker #kaikaina grif #tucksis #i will get the ship name off the ground. end the ‘sucker’ agenda #tuckerrr

[suiheisen]

“you cheated :<” “no, you cheated” “no, you <3” “no, you 😍”

also… short king serving humpty dumpty realness

#meanwhile teddy in the background with his shirt off like: 👁️👄👁️ guys?? i’m still here #also… geno’s ahhhh sidney sidney… #i see #🧐 #also #i still would like to know if geno lifted him onto that wall #also also #thinking about how sid watching teddy get dunked Awakened something in him and years later he marched his fat ass down to bettman and said #dunk me too #on national tv #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #teddy blueger #sidgeno #pittsburgh penguins #hockey

[theosconfessions]

no one:...

sid at dusty and theos house: 'take these pics for me..the kids are fine'

#he was watching the boys it was fine but anytime a bb is near the pool im like NO #so much time with theo has me shook up about it haha #when i said doing these is my fave thing it really is hes so desperate lol #sid branham #my sims #the sims 4 #ts4 #the sims #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 #the sims community #ts4 community #ts4 simblr #ts4 screenshots #ts4 screenies #ts4 screencaps

[potatobugz]

reference

#just roll with it #jrwi #jrwi gryffon #gryffon #gryffon jrwi #jay ferin #chip the bastard #jrwi chip #chip jrwi #cursed woody #Sorry. #i cant be the only one whos being haunted by cursed woody #WARNING FOR AI GENERATED STUFF IN THE VIDEO I LINKED BTW #its really uncomfortable to watch for me personally cuz the effects are all weird. cuz yknow ai #i really hope somebody wjo doesnt know what cursed woody is clicks on this and is enlightened #what if i was lost forever. of i was sids to keahp. #potatart #jrwi riptide #just roll with it riptide

[sportsthoughts]

intermission graphics or sid being summoned back to the mothership?

#sid comes from planet hockey where each game has 8000 periods. he scores in every single one and retirement doesn't exist. #please ignore that i just deleted this post i'm trying to paint my nails watch hockey and make gifs at the same time i am only human #pens lb #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #luce's gifs

[pensivespacepirate]

i compiled all of the Sid Wright Show broadcasts together!

#the silt verses #tsv #sid wright #spent 2 nights on this. watch to find out where i spent most of the time on <3 #(it was ch.14 part 2) #I'd love to do subtitles for the whole video but............ #next one is gonna be the hayward rant. you know the one #i yell #Youtube

[simmyfrobby]

(found here)

#most pain ive ever felt that isn't physical #someone PLEASE help me find the source of this #I need to watch this video so bad #pittsburgh penguins #sidney crosby #marc andre fleury #kris letang #evgeni malkin #kris baby please stop w the sid face it doesnt make me feel good

[hatedmaggot]

sure tumblr can sexualize and romanticize cannibalism and incest and car crashes just fine but what about disease. are you ready for that

#lets all sit down and watch antiviral but instead of going 'aauug sid march pretty' lets just have a good long think about disease theory

[hidingoutbackstage]

Me trying to put my feelings of the s10 finale into words

#sid rants #sid watched #FUCK DUDE #rvb is a normal funny show with no deeper feelings or plots whatsoever

[girlfriendline]

love tap

sens @ pens || 28.10.23

#sidney crosby #claude giroux #pittsburgh penguins #ottawa senators #yes i had to gif it too. why didn't they zoom in. don't they know what we're watching for. #claude is GRINNING i'm sure of it. that's what's happening on his pixelated blob of a face. #sid #giroux #mine.gif

[tenthousand-corpses]

#i will never get tiered of watching this #sid wilson #chris fehn #slipknot #bitches gay

[rebouks]

Sidney got bored in her semi-retirement and convinced Alton the house needed renovating, she promised him they'd get a TV if he let her aaha 📺 Luckily for Al, before she had chance to get restless again, Oscar bought that wreck of a house.. so she has something to keep her occupied for now lmao He'll help too, but he needs a week long nap in front of the new TV first 😴

Fun fact.. you can just about see Oscar's house from Salton's place 🤭

#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #fib #fib extras #sidney #that's right! there's literally never been a tv at salton's house #not even the kids were allowed one.. poor oscar had to grow up without cartoon network 💀 #sid's always thought there's better things to do than watch tv i guess #maybe it's because grandpa axel always forced the whole family to watch terrible movies every weekend when she was a kid kjsdkjs

[incorrectkembleford]

Mallory: When you’ve been inspector for as long as I have, you develop a thick skin.

Sid: Brown is not your colour.

Mallory: Brown brings out my eyes you PRICK!

#father brown #sid carter #inspector mallory #i haven’t watched the latest seasons and honestly probably won’t bc i love mrs m too much #however i am always taking submissions!

[absurdumsid]

WAID I ALMOST FOROGR GOOD MORNING SILLY CREATURES !!!! UR ON MY PHONE !!

#ive been chilling lately #<- not drawing too much #watching ppl is. insanely therapeutic #its doing wonders for my mental health #sid rambles

[sidsthekid]

some precious lines from yet another interview where nate dogg gets dreamy about his boy, lil croz.

"being around him, he really enjoys every day. he's never in a bad mood, he's actually always laughing and making jokes— and people probably wouldn't think that, but it's just fun being around him. he makes everyday enjoyable in the summer especially..."

"...he is who he is, i think he's one of the best ever."

(on whether he still measures himself against sid, now 9 years into his career with a stanley cup) "oh, i never have. i'll never be close to him. no, i don't think. yeah, no, he's my hero and i'll never get there but it's okay though, haha..."

#watch it all cause it's so lovely to me #THE ASSURANCE IN HIS EYES #when he talks about sid #i gotta lie down again lol #nathan mackinnon #sidney crosby #sidnate #nhl #hockey #just a kid #pittsburgh penguins #colorado avalanche