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mother-snake · 4 years

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🎶Guess whos back🎶 🎶back again🎶

It's me! With more Janus angst! Well, more fluff then anything... It's fluff (did you really think we could pass the 4 year anniversary of sanders sides and I wouldn't send something in?)

So!! The sides are having a huge party to celebrate 4 years. The living room is decked in all the colours of the rainbow. A mixture of all the sides music are playing through the speakers and all their favourite foods are set up. Everyone is in the living room, talking and dancing mostly but Virgil did climb on top of the fridge when Roman took out glitter. Well, everyone is in the living room except for a certain snake like side.

Janus didn't join the party. Hes still in his room in the mindscape. Not from lack of effort from the others. They knocked on his door for half an hour straight with no answer. So they just accept that Janus is going to miss this year.

At least all accept Patton.

Patton snatched Remus from the party and made him lock pick the door open. Patton opened the door slowly -so that if Jan was sleeping it wouldn't disturb him. Patton felt his heart drop when he saw the yellow side's room.

The walls were covered with scuffs and tears in the Victorian wallpaper, almost all the furniture was flipped and destroyed -burns coating some of the edges, Janus' prized record player was smashed to pieces and all of the light bulbs were shattered. Stuttering out a soft curse (holy smokes, fudge, sugar honey ice tea, etc) Patton summoned the others.

Instant chaos. Virgil immediately goes to "oh my god, Janus is dead. I need to pick up a larger work load. Thomas is never going to be able to lie again. Patton is trying to hold back tears and calm down Virgil Logan is looking throughout the room, deducing that there was a massive struggle, some things are burned but only in concentrated places and there is a small pool of blood by some shattered glass. The twins say that they feel some magic from the imagination in the room. The sides decide to follow the clues and go to the imagination to see if they can find anything else.

Luckily for them! The imagination works with a different time! 24 hours in the imagination is one hour irl. So they should be back for the party!!

When they enter the imagination the first thing they see is a bowler hat that is stained with blood and a set of foot prints. They follow it as well with picking up the hat.

Logan notices that the corner is burned and the blood is fresh -still wet and it hasn't darkened yet-

While walking they pay close attention to their surroundings and chat about what movies they want to watch when they get back to the party. The footprints are becoming scarce so they follow the occasional droplet of blood and torn piece of clothing.

They walk for hours with only the birds and setting sun to keep them company. They decide to stop and rest for the night when Logan almost falls in a hole that was hidden by the lack of light. Roman summons a few sleeping bags and sets up a fire while Virgil takes first watch. Switching throughout the night.

The next day continues more or less like it did the day before. Walking and talking.

This time ,after crossing a river, they find a yellow glove soaked in blood, some scales stuck on the fabric. If their hurry wasn't there before it was now. They quicken their pace even more. Leaving the forest they were in and moving into some plains, they thought they heard distant shouting.

"don't let me right now you monster!"

"you have no idea what I'm not capable of when I'm mad!"

"Sooner or later the others won't catch up with you!!"

All with the S' slurred and sarcastic tone that they knew oh so well. They walked up a hill to see Janus tied to a pyre, blond curls a mess and matted with dried blood, clothes torn and some scales torn off. They looked to the insane bastard that thought kidnapping the snake was a good idea to see not just one bastard. But over 30 bastards!!

Janus got kidnapped by a cult.

The cult was very stereotypical; black cloaks, a few sacrificed goats and white porcelain masks with painted scales on their face -wait a sec... Scales? Yes scales. Deceit has a cult devoted to him- and thats when it clicks for them. They want to sacrifice Janus to appease Deceit. This cult doesn't know that Janus IS Deceit. The sides face palmed when they realized how dumb these cultists are.

The cultists seem really annoyed with Janus' complaining so they gag him all while he was yelling at how he was going to skin these fucking people alive to make a skin suit -Remus was proud- but sadly. Threats don't mean much if you're tied to a pole and about to be set on fire. The people continue to prepare the dumbest sacrifice ever while the others try to figure out how to free Janus.

Virgil looks closer at the items the cultists have laid out. A spider corpse, an octopus tentacle, a bulls horn, a cats eye and a few crow feathers... This wasn't a Janus cult. This was a Dark Side cult. Virgil let out a heavy sigh and told the others his plan.

Remus and Virgil turned into their dark forms. Spider legs coming out of Virgil's back along with six more eyes sprouted, his hair also turned purple. Remus had oozing green tentacles rip from his back and his skin took a sickening green tinge, his white hair stripe also turned neon green. They teleported behind the cultists and let out animalistic growls.

The cult turned around to see the people they worshipped having a pissed off expression on their face and instantly knew they fucked up. They fell to their knees and begged for mercy all while Virgil chewed them out for kidnapping the actual Deceit -thats when that threat of a skin suit really sunk in- and how creepy it was to try to burn someone alive and to at least have some class when sacrificing someone- that went on for a while.

The other three snuck behind the cult and untied Janus, the second they untied his hands Janus ripped off the gag and turned into his dark form.

He grew six arms and his eyes glowed with a intense yellow. Golden snakes wrapped around his arms and then he let out a low hiss.

Janus sent the snakes to tie the cultists arms behind their backs and stepped down from the pyre. To be honest; every side there thought that Janus was going to murder 30 people and actually skin them, but that is NOT WHAT HAPPENNED!!!

No one expected Janus to yell at them like a disappointed mother for 2 hours straight and keep their mouths shut with his powers.

"-AND NOT ANOTHER THING! If you ignorant self centered pricks ever, and I don't mean ever, lay a single hand on another side again. YOU WILL ALL BE BURNED AT THE FUCKING STAKE!-" he went on for a while...

The ironic thing was that Janus was the youngest side so this was equal to hearing your toddler threaten arson.

After Janus was done he turned around and snatched his glove from the nearby table and changed back to his normal form all while mumbling about "some insane crazy assholes who fucking kidnapped me in the middle of scale care, fucking pricks." The other sides just followed him. Virgil and Remus changing back as they quickly caught up with Janus.

Remus could not stop laughing, Virgil was shocked that Janus could be a disappointed mother without having children, Roman was just amazed by the fact that the snake was still standing after some of those injuries. Patton wanted to give him a hug.... Ok multiple hugs... Fine he wanted to snuggle. And Logan? Logan just wanted to know more about the dark forms.

The walk was quicker back then it was to rescue the snake all while listening to Janus complaining that the pricks broke his record player and that they had the bloody AUDACITY to kidnap him! All they could think about was when Thomas called Janus the main mean girl and that they couldnt even deny it anymore.

When they made it back they patched up Janus and let him take a shower before sinking back out to join Thomas, who was just watching the office for the millionth time (pick another show sanders, I beg of you) he did perk back up when he realized that the sides were back. Then he saw the pissed off look on Janus' face... and he asked what was wrong. That set JanJan Binks off again as the others were getting a bit tired of hearing this again for the fifth time that day. So like how you distract a child.

They put on 'Chicago, the musical' and let the songs of Roxie Hart distract the snake. It worked, he shut up real quick!

The sides vowed to never let Janus get kidnapped ever again because that was.... An experience, that they DO NOT want to do again!

Thankfully the rest of the day went off well.

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And that was an idea from 1am from someone who should be asleep! I was gonna make this angsty but all I could imagine was a pissed of Janus yelling at 30 adults.

I doubt you would want to use this but feel free! I hope this is as funny as my sleep deprived brain thinks it is!

(I'm sorry for any typos, it is very late)

(I got it! Just forgot to post it yesterday ^-^')

One, Yes. I love it. The beautiful angst... And ferral janus is something I absolutely die for.

(would say more but my brain has short circuited and I'm in boi, strict teach... But I'll put more later!)

#Tw blood #virgil sanders #thomas sanders #roman sanders #janus sanders #Roman sanders #Remus sanders #Patton sanders #logan sanders #tw kidnapping

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the-hs-etaverse · 4 years

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Homestucks as Songs from My Electronic Music Playlist

Because I love the Armour Mayhem and Geometry Dash music and songs in that ilk and will push that agenda to the moon and back

These are not necessarily songs I think they’d like, these are songs that fit their general aesthetic

John: WRLD - By Design (more of a Life song tbh but it’s the right vibe)

Rose: Waterflame - Meltdown (grimdark-ish I suppose but that’s her perpetual mood)

Dave: MDK - The Warrior of Wubstep (pls watch the video bc it reeks of him, also that’s my new headcanon Dave voice)

Jade: TheFatRat - Never Be Alone ([crying emoji])

Jane: Cursedsnake - Sunrays (long boi, buckle up; it’s just got the right vibe, I can’t explain why but it does)

Roxy: Azazal - I Said Meow (cats and dubstep, what could be more fitting?)

Dirk: CloZee - Koto (mock me all you want but you know I’m right)

Jake: Waterflame - Blast Processing (this is my all-time favourite song so I HAD to assign it to someone but it fits pretty well)

Aradia: Hinkik - Realms (a lot of Hinkik’s work has her aesthetic but this fits best, note the music box)

Tavros: TheFatRat - Windfall (he’s got hard vibes to place, but I think this has the aspiration)

Sollux: Waterflame - Endgame half the time, Creo - Never Make It the other half (when your only two moods are either chiptune or Depression)

Karkat: Crab Rave F-777 - Mr Coffee (the anxiety is P A L P A B L E)

Nepeta: Pikasonic - Asuka (just, it’s just so upbeat and :3)

Kanaya: Deon Custom - Roses (well yes the title did affect my choice but just listen to it, also parts of it sound kind of like a chainsaw revving)

Terezi: Waterflame - Clutterfunk (it’s an actual mess)

Vriska: Nitro Fun - Final Boss (though Aranea’s song fits very well)

Equius: AU5 & Fractal - Smoke (more depressing than I’d like but it gets the Void across very nicely)

Gamzee: MDK - Fingerbang (I think this is a good mix of both stoned and sober)

Eridan: Creo - Nautilus (kind of a depressing beat but, well, whatever works)

Feferi: Morii - Atlantis (this song inspired this post actually, it’s just her level of joyful enthusiasm)

Damara: CloZee - Get Up Now (subtly evil-sounding, anime vibes)

Rufioh: Rogue - Adventure Time (no I didn’t just pick this song because he’s a Rogue what are you even saying)

Mituna: MDK - Press Start (insanity in chiptune form, again, watch the vid)

Kankri: you know what screw it dancestors are hard I’m putting down Noisestorm - Crab Rave

Meulin: F-777 - I Love You All (overenthusiastic and tooth-achingly sweet)

Porrim: Dex Arson & MDK - Resolution (chill but also fairly heartfelt I guess)

Latula: Waterflame - Clutterfunk Part 2 (considerably more chill than the first one, vaguely rad vibes)

Aranea: Feint - Snake Eyes (the lyrics are just one big callout post for her)

Horuss: Just Dancin - F-777 (I think it’s enthusiastic but also kind of empty which suits him)

Kurloz: Nightkilla - Nine Circles (cursed evil dubstep)

Cronus: Waterflame - Bastard Zone (look it says exactly what he is, and it’s got a slightly creepy cool vibe)

Meenah: Razihel - Bad Boy (perfect fit for the rebellious teen punk)

Calliope: Creo - Glome normally (again it doesn’t quite fit her vibes but it’s close), Sizzlebird - Imagine for Alt!Callie (rEEKS OF SPACE NUN)

Caliborn: TIN - Ticking (anxiety-provoking and very rhythmic)

#homestuck #music #am not tagging all these dudes #by no means do I expect you to listen to all of these #this is at least 2 hours of music #queue

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princ3sss · 4 years

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The Flurry of Dancing Flames

Monday’s mean the start of a new week. They mean going back to prison, or as some call it, school. They mean another five days of boring classes and homework that I won’t even bother to do. The only good thing about Mondays and school is I get a break from Sora. I love my twin but he can be a bit too much at times. Especially now since his nerdy best friend - and honestly probably boyfriend- Riku is always at our house. I hate going to school but I need a break from those two.

This Monday, however, is looking promising. When I walked into my first hour class there was a new guy there. I could tell he was new because he had this bright red hair. I couldn’t miss that. As time passed I found myself watching the new guy. He wasn’t paying attention either. Instead he was drawing something on his desk. From where I sat I could see a smirk on his face as he drew.

“Roxas, would you stop daydreaming and pay attention to the lesson.” The teacher called out to me.

At that almost everyone turned to look at me, including the new guy. He saw me staring, smiled and winked at me before turning away. Out of the corner of my eye I could see Riku shaking his head, obviously annoyed with me.

———

It was lunchtime and instead of joining my fellow students in line for the school’s terrible lunch, I was waiting by the door. Part of the reason was because Sora wasn’t here yet and I needed to borrow some money from him. The other part was because I was looking for the new guy with the bright red hair.

“Roxas, are you coming?” Sora asked from a few feet away. I guess in my search I didn’t see him and Riku come in.

“Who are you looking for?” Riku asked as he looked at me. It felt like he was trying to read my mind with those blue eyes.

“Nobody. Sora can I have five dollars?”

———

It wasn’t until the end of the day that I saw him again. I was following Sora and Riku to the car when I saw the bright red hair. He was standing next to a motorcycle, putting on a leather jacket.

“Hey guys I’ll meet you at the car okay?”

“Tell me you’re not going over to that new guy.” Riku said in a bored voice. “You know he was arrested for arson right?”

“Shut up Riku, you don't know anything.”

“Roxas please don’t go,” Sora was looking at me with his wide eyes. “Let’s just go home.”

“It’ll be five minutes.”

I turned away and walked over to the red headed man. I had no idea what I was going to say to him. I guess I just wanted to hear what his voice sounded like. I just wanted to know his name. As I got closer to him I noticed how much taller than me he was. I would have to stand on my toes to kiss him. Not that I was thinking of kissing him or anything.

“Hey blondie, you’re in my economics class right?” His voice was wonderful, probably one of the best sounds I’ve heard.

“Yeah, first hour right?”

“Yeah, you got called out by the teacher.” Okay maybe his voice wasn’t that great.

“Right....did you have a question about it?” I asked trying to be helpful, but if he really did I doubt I could have answered.

“Nope just making sure. What’s your name again?”

“Roxas, and yours?”

“I’m Axel, got it memorized?” With that he got on his motorcycle and road out of the parking lot.

———

After that first day Axel started sitting in the desk beside me. We talked a bit before class, but never during. He also started paying attention to the lessons and would kick my foot if he caught me loosing focus.

I began to spend my lunch period with him as well. It was so much different than spending it with Sora and Riku. Axel never once talked about class or homework. Instead he seemed more interested in asking me questions about myself.

I tried to ask him questions as well but he didn’t really like answering them. The one he hated the most was the question I asked about his old school and why he left. It didn’t really bother me though. We weren’t really friends, we just talked at school. The question was kind of personal, I didn’t expect him to answer.

———

Three months after Axel first came to my school he cornered me by my locker during the morning break. He looked worried about something.

“Can I tell you something?”

“Sure, what?”

“You asked why I left my old school. Well I didn’t, i was kicked out. I kind of started a fire in the chemistry lab. I didn’t mean too, it was an accident, I swear.”

“Okay, why are you telling me this?”

“I didn’t want you to think I was an arsonist like everyone else at this school.”

“I don’t Axel. Anything else before class starts?”

“Yeah, you wanna see a movie on Friday?”

———

“You’re an idiot! He’s lying to you!” Riku was screaming. We had been arguing for a while since he and Sora found out Axel asked me out.

“Shut up Riku! He didn’t do anything wrong!”

“He starts fires for fun Roxas!”

“You don’t know that! You don’t know him! You’re just going off rumors!”

“Riku! Roxas! Please stop!” Sora said standing in between us. I guess he finally had enough of us fighting. Looking into my twins eyes I could see he was worried and upset.

“Don’t go out with Axel,” Riku said before leaving the room.

———

In the end I didn’t listen. Maybe because it came from Riku instead of Sora. If Sora told me no, or said he didn’t like Axel, I would at least be cautious around Axel. But it came from Riku. So I feel like I doesn’t matter as much.

The first date went well and so did the second one. They only hard part was dealing with Riku’s snide comments. I can tell it bothers Axel as well.

———

Axel and I started hanging out at the city’s clock tower. Axel had found a way to get all the way up to the top. We were up there watching the sunset almost everyday.

“Do you know why people think I’m an arsonist?”

“They’re stupid?” I said thinking of Riku.

“Maybe but I’m also a fire dancer. I think that has something to do with it.”

“Really?!” I look at him surprised. “Will you show me sometime?”

“Sometime.”

———

Four months into our relationship Axel took me to his work. The club where he did his fire dancing. He left me by the stage as he went to go get changed. As I took my seat I noticed there were a lot of women my mom’s age around the stage. Soon the stage lights started flashing and the music changed.

“Ladies get ready for..... the Flurry of Dancing Flames!” A faceless voice called out.

Axel walked out on stage and my jaw dropped. Sadly this was the first time I had ever seen him shirtless. We were dating, but I was still too scared to do anything intimate yet. But axel looked good, really good.

He started his dance and I was amazed. I don’t think I blinked once while he was onstage. I had never seen anything like him before. He was dangerous and sexy up there. I was looking at Axel in a new light.

Once he was done Axel came back out to find me. He hadn’t put his shirt back on but I didn’t mind. We danced together for a song before Axel pulled away.

“What’s wrong?”

“Do you smell that? It’s smoke.”

“You just spun around with fire. It’s you.”

“No,” Axel said distractedly as he walked away from me and to the stage. I followed him to see what he was looking for. From our point of the stage we saw it. The back of the club was on fire and the fire was advancing towards us. Axel ran up to the front of the stage. “Everybody out! There’s a fire!”

It took a few seconds for people to realize he wasn’t joking. In the process of helping everyone out I realized I left my coat. Axel was telling me to forget it but I couldn’t. The picture he drew for me was in the pocket. It was a stupid thing to go back for but I wanted it. I grabbed my coat just as one of the flaming rafters fell. I felt it hit as I saw Axel moving towards me.

I was laying down with strangers leaning over me. Everything was loosing focus and everything hurt. Something smelt terrible; I’m terrified that the smell was me.

“I didn’t do it Roxy, believe me. I didn’t start that fire.” Axel’s voice was the only clear sound I heard. Everything else was a rumble of noise. That was all I could grab onto before I fell into the black unfocused world.

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Incase anyone is wondering I made Axel and Riku like 19 and then Sora and Roxas are 18 in this. Also Axel is coming into the school in like January so shortly after school started back up from like Christmas break. So by the end of the story and the club they’re out of high school.

#kingom hearts #fanfic #axel/roxas #kh axel #kh roxas

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