#so check that expiration date

[ofhouseadama]

i want to be clear. this is a pro-lube space. no one should feel ashamed for using lube. you should use lots of lube, especially if you're stretching out places that don't usually get stretched, but also like. just for comfort. you're not winning or losing by how wet you can get naturally. just have safe sex. no tearing no bleeding no discomfort

#also make sure your lube is compatible with your birth control #and your sex toys #and any allergies or sensitivities #also lube can expire #so check that expiration date #patch test before you put it in your body

[glittter-vamp]

Last round, they’re 98 cents at my local Walmart. If I don’t like any of these, sorry Joey & Alex but I’m gonna have to stick to my Vitamin waters & Powerade 😬

#don’t worry I check the expiration date 😂 #it’s theme park week for me so these better help me keep hydrated lol

[shiniestcrow]

I'm hungry and tired and had a woman get really fucking angry at me today because gift cards expire and she's convinced that they don't

#I checked afterwards #the legal expiration date is still three years plus until the end of the last year #idk why everyone is suddenly convinced that this changed permanently because of covid #we aren't even legally required to refund any of the money #we still do that #but no #we are just evil and write the expiration date on them because of profit #fucks sake #grumbling #also #her daughter was so fucking embarrassed lmao #and the two customers after her asked me if I wanted to take a moment to breathe #so that was sweet

[woodland-roaming]

I'm disturbed by how much expired stuff is in my store.

#rambles #it's mainly vender items but I've seen things around the store that are expired #the soda I bought today expires this month so like that's not too bad #the coffee I bought to stay awake expired in August.... #I drank half before I realized #lesson learned to check dates from now on

[rosieposiepie]

lol i was refilling my prescription and ordered it to be delivery from walgreens, somebody fucked up because i got the bulk container of my medication, not the packet so i got a year’s worth of meds for 1 refill go me, free medication

#disclaimer it's not a medication you can OD on so it's not that big of an issue that the pharmacy made a mistake #also i checked the expiration dates to make sure the meds wouldn't go bad in the time it would take for me to use them but we're good #so i'm just gonna have some free meds #(technically they were already free for me bc insurance but im sure walgreens lost money bc they only charged my insurance 1 refill) #and i'm a medical student and i know what this medication does and i'm not worried #(it's technically birth control but i use it for an endocrine problem)

[themeganator5000]

Disney hire me to write Luca 2. I’ll make Luca gay. I’m not a coward.

#this really was meant to be posted in OCTOBER #but trust me it’s still good i checked the expiration date #luca #luberto #luca paguro #alberto scorfano #giulia marcovaldo #massimo marcovaldo #the gang’s all here in this one guys! read up!! #alberto x luca #luca x alberto #alberca #lucalberto #luca pixar #pixar luca #luca 2021 #luca movie #my writing #i got something planned for the 1 year anniversary too so stay tuned for that!! 😜

[sluttyten]

The urge I have to call out of work on Wednesday and drive to Texas to see NCT Dream again 😭

#driving into work this morning I was like damn I wanna feel like that again #and then the first song my manager played when she connected to the speaker was a Michael Jackson song so I thought of haechan #and then I was checking the expiration dates of stuff and something expires April 23 so I thought of jeno #like damn…. everything makes me think of them #and I know I need to like go touch grass or whatever but also I love the way being at a concert makes me feel

[songsofbloodandwater]

So I've known for a long time that even though breaking - mending is often seen as a pair of dual working, equal forces of magic, they're not. They're more than opposing forces, they're separate processes. They need each other in theory. Act independient of each other in practice. They're less like dual elemental building blocks of creation and more like two possible pathways that said creation can take, regardless of what elemental blocks make them up. One of those pathways leads towards more creative, additive, orderly forms, the other towards more destructive, reductive and chaotic forms.

And that's evident in how, for some reason, mending takes way more effort than breaking. If they were a perfect mirror of each other, they'd take the same effort, would have the same chance of happening naturally, that is, without conscious intervention, and they simply don't. To destroy something is surprisingly easy, can even be accidental and require 0 thought whatsoever, and is way more likely to succeeded than mending. To create order necessarily takes conscious effort. To stitch anything back together requires way more skill than it took to break that same thing.

At least 99% of the times. There's this 1 (one) exception that's very interesting to analyze but we'll chat about that at a different time.

I HATE that I found a GREAT analogy for this in physics and now I have a reason to study physics more in detail. To use these particular laws and theories as similes to figure out the details of my own theory, and it's a great thing and all, BUT I HATE IT HERE.

Little disclaimer: I am not saying the laws of physics will explain why this is true or why this happens, I'm not even saying it's true. it's just the system that I work with, my understanding on my own cosmology, and the fact that I like to compare similar processes (while taking into account their differences and keeping in mind they don't have to correspond at all) to come to my own conclusions, then go about testing it in practice.

#I'm not a big fan of reading about physics #Not a fan at all #blood and water #the Third Thing is getting more evident too lol #also #the Theological implications are EXCITING #Order and Heavens #Chaos and the Underworld #If you think about it #Creation has an expiration date and once the time it's done you have to let it die to recycle that matter #so to keep things moving we do need both pathways working together #but they're definitely not The Same Thing #my notes #andddd #theologically #dual faith???? #God and the Devil??????? #checks out #''but there is order in nature!!!'' AHA! how? #why? #bc it doesn't just fall into place y'know on the contrary Nature is CONSTANTLY fighting entropy #what does that tell you #if well #God is Nature #Folk witch #Traditional witchcraft #Traditional Witch #Folk Witchcraft

[mocha-bunbun]

I might be eating expired taquitos

#mocha’s mayhem #and um i dont have the box anymore to check the expiration date #so only one way to find out

[actualaster]

Apparently I have spontaneously developed the magical power to discover ALL the health hazards in the kitchen and the pantry at once.

-_-

I just wanted to make some food...

#cooking with kage #or not i fucking guess :/ #found a bunch of expired shit including stuff i swear we just got not long ago that usually lasts for ages #(usually we check dates tok so... must have missed that...) #had the stuff i WAS gonna make for dinner be well within date but be moldy anyway #(which has happened to me several times recently WTF) #AND found one of the utensils was like rusted and corroded because the outer covering broke i guess?????? #it isnt even that old used to be you could buy shit like that and it would last years not die within a few months WTF again

[violettierre]

I just made a chocolate cake and it turned out that the chocolate was expired...

#i hate my life #my efforts... #fuck bro i don't wanna waste food but idk what to do with this #im gonna cry #it's nothing big but i feel so stupid #that's what i get for not checking the expiration date before buying it

[cosmicdreamt]

[[ My only contribution today is that this is a majority of Neff's ships ]]

#⋡☆《ooc》—across the universe #[[ LMAO ]] #[[ today's a busy day so i don’t have time to reblog memes ]] #[[ but just a reminder none of y'all need memes as a reason to send me stuff ]] #[[ my memes don't have an expiration date either so 👀👀 ]] #[[ anywho I'm gonna check on dinner and queue more replies ]] #[[ then get to the ones i have left over ]]

[jellybeanium124]

I got sick right when I needed to go grocery shopping too which is just like... the worst timing -_-

#had a peanut butter jelly wrap on a tortilla past it's expiration date for brunch today 👍 #I did check for mold before eating it don't worry. also it's in the fridge so that should extend it's life #nina rambles

[darksouls2yuri]

wife just downed an expired danimal #tgirlswag

#txt #expired jul24..... im so sorry i didnt check the date b4 handing it to her

[whelpimnauthuman]

Gotta love when the financial aid office has fucked up so bad even the hospital staff themselves are like "wait, what?"

#trying to reschedule and appointment #and when i tried to explain 'oh yeah no insurance/rescheduling bc financial aid issues (along with timing/needing one appt b4 another)' #she double checked. asked for the dates #it ends next month #'its supposed to last a year???' yes ma'am but i just got the letter last month and im looking at the dates now #it's effective from. October last year til. april this year??? #she checks. 'wait. it expired in last year. in october- you're back on it- just got the letter- it ends next month???' #'please hold I'm gonna call up and ask what's going on' #she couldn't get hold so is calling back but gkdndn #at least we're not the only ones confused! jfbdh #(was gonna call up there later today anyway so gjdhd two birds one stone maybe ig)

[ciaoteamo]

Milk and Water (Pt. I)

pairings: doppelgänger!Milkman x fem!Reader

summary: One of the newest residents’ very first doppelgänger comes in, trying to sway you into to letting them in. Will you..?

pt.II

art credit (twt: loafuu_chii)

warning: 18+ content

“…what’s the story behind your um… ears(?)” You ask the doppelgänger before you. It was a clone of one of your favorite neighbors actually, her name was Maria.

A woman around your age that you became really close friends with over the few months of you working here.

“@&! !$?&” The doppelgänger let out a series of sounds.

“right, so give me one second” You press the bright red button next to the window and the steel blinds shut with a blaring alarm sound.

You call D.D.D. and they clean up their mess per usual. You once again, you were just thankful you didn’t have to work on that side of the glass.

You check your wrist watch, and happily sigh at the fact that you only had one more hour left to work.

“ mmm, someone’s eager to go home i see” A familiar voice speaks up.

“oh, Mr. Francis” You give the man a polite grin. He gave you a sly one in return. You knew it wasn’t him off the bat. Francis was usually shy towards you, making you want to tease him into blushing whenever you saw him.

Well, you suppose you could kill two birds with one stone. Flirt with the doppelgänger of your crush, and have some entertainment.

“how are you pretty girl” He asks, sliding an I.D. and sheet through the slot.

You examine the documents and identification and beam a smile up at him.

“the date on the I.D. is a little expired hun” You declare. He lets out a small chuckle and leans a little toward the glass.

“mmm, been busy with the milk business, love. must’ve slipped my mind to renew it” He replied. His eyes were low but he still held his sly grin. You leaned back in your chair, with a bored look on your face.

“you’re not like my Francis” You huff and tilt your head with a disappointed look.

His grin faltered and he stepped closer. His breathing had quickened a bit and he took off his hat. “who knows, i could be better” He suggests.

Now that his confidence had depleted a little, you were growing bored of him. You checked the time again and you had 45 minutes left.

“well i’ve gotta get you moving now. it was nice to see such a handsome face though, so thank you” You beam and reach for the button

“you don’t want to do this, trust me” He states with a warning tone. This wasn’t unusual, getting threats after realizing they’re doppelgängers, but being that this one was this aware… they must be evolving.

“and why would i trust you?” You ask out of curiosity.

“i mean look at me” He smirks, one arm leaned against the top of the window. His irises turned from their chocolate brown and into an empty pure white.

“hm” You nod and press the button.

“(Y/N)!” He roared with what you assume was his fist banging the glass.

You call D.D.D. and wait for them to clean their mess, again.

The steel blind begins to lift and you sit back in your seat, checking your watch again but noticed the new pink lighting that shone in.

You furrow your eyebrows and look up in horror as you see blood streaks on the window in thick, and dripping amounts. You jump out of your chair and put your back against the wall.

About 5 D.D.D. workers were piled up, bloody and battered in the corner of the room, and there the doppelgänger was.

Staring at you.

His eyes were low, his shirt was torn, revealing his pecs and the start of his abdomen. He was panting with his (surprisingly still) neat hair and an almost psychotic expression.

“oh no…” He starts with a laugh, still breathing heavily.

“what did you do..?” You cover your mouth with your hand.

“it’s what you did. you got me all riled up.”

He looks down for a brief moment and you swear you hear a zip. He holds his tie and the end of his tattered shirt in his mouth and looks up at you with knitted eyebrows.

His breath fogging up the window as he asks you. Looking like a poor starving puppy. “will you let me in now…? I need your help…” He slightly groaned.

“…what. the. fuck.”

#milkman #milkman x reader #francis mosses #francis mosses x reader #ciaoteamo #x reader #imagine #smut #fem dom reader #thats not my neighbor #milkman smut #milk the man