#some lines in this show i swear...

[skitskatdacat63]

Flavio....

#and how does he know that about him hm #kidding kidding kidding #some lines in this show i swear... #i have to pause and stare at the wall #catie.rambling.txt #flavio briatore #formula 1 #f1 #fernando alonso

[wexpyke]

no but what was that finale… i miss longer shows so much… give us 22 episodes per season again!!! give us more time for character growth and relationship development and bring back fun filler episodes!!!! because what was this finale 😭

#the sex lives of college girls #joely watches things #.txt #since this is getting some notes (this is a lot of engagement on a post for me as i’m newly returned to tumblr and have 20 followers lmao) #i don’t dislike any of the storylines necessarily but GOD they rushed through them #i swear tatum and leighton were together for 1.5 episodes max before they broke up #and the alicia plot line felt so rushed too - with leighton saying ‘these are my friends’ after not seeing them for MONTHS? #kimberly and jackson barely got time to get past their one argument and then she’s suddenly crushing on canaan #who also wants her??? which came out of nowhere for me #and whitney and the white boy (forgot his name sry) were cute but that also went so fast lol #i wanted her and canaan back together tbqh but like it’s fine that they didn’t #but why did they have to make it a love triangle?! so unnecessary #AND BELA?!?! has been selfish and awful all season #i loved her with eric - i was rooting for them sm #then she suddenly realises how awful she’s been and immediately decides she has to fix it - instant growth ?! #anyway she needs therapy - not to change schools #just… a mess #please give us longer shows again @ tv networks #slocg spoilers

[selkiecoded]

okay thats interesting! in the SF try-outs during the song "legally blonde" she sings about how she cant be legally blonde, while in the official version AND THE DEMO she sings about letting her be legally blonde. which means that at some point they changed the lyrics around, and then changed them back! laurence o'keefe.... nell benjamin.... what occurs in your twisted minds

#covers mouth sorry so sorry guys #im a huge fan of beacon of positivity + good boy (elle puts a leash on emmett confirmed) + love and war (not in the demo but part of SF) #+ i liked some of the lyrics in the demo version of so much better (it called back to beacon of positivity!!! (i am insane)) such as: #I dream of your name next to my own but mine's looking fine up there alone #but i greatly prefer all the official songs we got. well. maybe good boy over ireland wouldve been fun (i think ireland is boring) #but itd play into the 'all men are dogs hurr hurr' joke that im glad they avoided. anyways. what was i saying. #right i havent listened to every version of everything yet (for example theres a SF version of chip on my shoulder i need to watch) #(and just the SF vers in general. shes hidden from me... why was emmett there before the remix... let me see their conversation) #but from what i have heard they made a lot of changes that were sorely needed. in take it like a man demo shes so much meaner?? #it made me sad. it wasnt a duet + they wrung out the romantic tension (no subtext by calvin klein... sigh) + shes meaner!!!! #in the bway vers hes baffled but enjoys going along w it + she genuinely likes him even when hes wearing his regular clothes #but in the demo vers she keeps calling him stuff like ugly duckling and talking about how the geek is gone :( but she likes that geek.. #the lines 'how much do you think i earn??' and 'kindly shut up :)' are funny but speak to a dynamic between the two that makes me sad... #follow me for more beautiful opinions on a fifteen year old musical #(heaves. do you know weird it is to see comments from 15yrs ago when this was actually showing. my brother is fifteen.) #god im so sorry i should be put down like a dog #lgb bootleggers are intense. i swear they got a bootleg every night or smth bc we got her shoe flying off + SF + kyle as understudy etc #go watch a so much better compilation sometime how did they take so many bootlegs?? how did you find them?? #and its awesome cause these were filmed on 2007/2008 tech which means they have 15 pixels maximum #SORRRRYYYYYYYYYY

[whosplayerthree]

Couples: remember to get concent (pre agreed on or in the moment) before restricting your partner by wrapping them in your serpentine dragon form while talking about being a "real naughty boy".

#Henchman #henchman cuphead #cuphead henchman #cuphead devil #henchdevil #Mostly just posting because the betweeners or smear panels or whatever you call em are funny #And henchmans faces are just good in general #Also I feel like they hadn't figured out these twos dynamic yet in the first episode/pilot #I swear the devil is meaner here to him than in any other episode where henchman is very obviously his favorite #I mean its all STILL less harsh than the devil treats any other minion in the show #But it still lines up more with how big bads usually treat their mook side kicks #Like bonking him on the head at the end of the episode #Vs every other episode where the worst he gets for his comments is an eye roll or some display of minor annoyancel #But just as often gets a smile or a laugh or a genuine thank you #Or something else to show his comments or efferts are appreciated and respected #Meanwhile everyone else gets vaporized for less #Ehem anyways i feel after the first episode the crew was like #Actually its more fun if they are Besties #If you read this far thank you for partaking in my henchman Ted talk #Part 1 of 500 #Op #cw suggestive

[yardsards]

Sorry that happened to you. (the rock thing) zoomers can truly be gross awful people

sorry it happened to me??? bruh it was fucking *hilarious* and made me laugh really hard and brightened my day. kids can be absolute delights and i'm glad to have them in my community

#eliot posts #assuming this is about the kid who offered me a chunk of ice and asked if i wanted to buy a limited edition pet rock #bc if it's about something else then i completely forgot the incident lol #this was not harassment this was a kid doing a comedy bit #i was bored in line at a food stand in the park before the town's annual firework show #this was some much needed distraction and made me and the lady behind me chuckle pretty hard #why would you assume this was a bad experience??? #are you one of those people that sees the word ''teenager'' and automatically assumes malice? #because like they get a bad rap but in my experience they're generally good people #and are often going through an extremely difficult part of their lives and need some positive attention #also they're often the funniest people alive #i swear i got worse at comedy after i turned 20

[galacticlamps]

We're all agreed it's homophobic that every instance where Jamie's so much as holding a bagpipe has been junked by the bbc, and Tv tropes already has him marked down for never playing the pipes onscreen:

But at least there would seem to be someone in the production department in the '60s who felt a bit similar, because this bit:

isn't even in the script for episode 1 of the Abominable Snowmen, and seems like it must've been added at some point during the rehearsal process? so I guess instead of being annoyed that's part of a missing episode, we should really just be grateful it made it in there at all

#anyway thank you whoever caused this to come to be 55 years ago #don't know what the show had against piping but tv tropes is right to make fun of it #they really never wanted this guy anywhere near a set did they? #the abominable snowmen #jamie mccrimmon #second doctor era #also i swear im not gonna post about every single line/discrepancy #however the bit right after this was also (imo) improved upon in production #in the script victoria's the one to announce that the ghanta they're looking for is a bell #but in the recorded episode she doesn't know what it is either & the doctor has that line #after which she DOES say her scripted line but with what sounds like some truly a+ sarcasm from her & jamie both #you can just see them giving the doctor shit for it so clearly from the audio alone & i love that for them

[creepyscritches]

You get a witcher text post out of containment and it's an eternal struggle to decide if that stupid take was enough to block over

#Creepy chatter #I don't bluntly block unless it's like t-rfy or the like #Blocking bad opinions on sight is relieving but I've accidentally blocked some long time followers that way 😅 #Name changes and all #However currently I'm deciding if THIS Cavill opinion is worth blocking over #Cavill is ugly but not in a Geralt ugly ugly way he's just a big square white man #I literally couldn't have picked him out of a line up before the show and even now I'm just 'that white boy's him probably' #I commend white boy appreciators for being able to tell them apart though. #It's like looking into a pool of turtles and knowing each by face and name. #I have a finely curated cabinet of tortoises that look like they've been beaten to hell every day of their life #[upon closer inspection you see one has a label maker sticker with 'Mikkelsen' with bite marks on the shell] Im not weird about him I swear

[wander-over-the-words]

My mama swears she can’t hear Matthew Perry when she hears Benny speak nrgnrgn

#wandering over the words #we were discussing New Vegas on the way home #and I mentioned Benny's voiced by Matthew Perry and showed her his part of the intro #''who's that?'' ''that's Benny.'' ''who's he voiced by?'' ''Matthew Perry.'' ''that's Matthew Perry??'' ''yeah'' ''..I don't hear him'' ngng #we watched a couple clips from Friends (including one where he borderline uses his Benny voice) #and then I showed her some more of his lines and she still swears she can't hear Matthew nrgnrgn #said she thinks it's probably because she knows Matthew as a light-hearted sweetheart. and Benny. is not nrngrgn #called him a bastard after he shot the Courier nrgnrgn #''he's being horrible!!'' ''yeah. Benny's a dick.''

[universalsatan]

sometimes i forget how distinctly american my mother is, and how we are generally a product of our surroundings

#personal #just found out she’s pro-military!!! and she was accusing me of being anti-military because of watching x files. like girl i am 10 episodes #into this show. i have had these views for a Long time (VERY specifically about the us military). and im just like. damn. like yeah of COURS #it’s not plastered everywhere. ‘give me some peer reviewed articles’ i would but i just cant bring myself to get the energy to get stuck in #this exhausting npd abuse loop again (sounds exaggerated but im basically falling for exacerbating the situation. which is why it’s always #hit me the hardest i guess. because she Will just straight up either not mention it ever again or just simply deny it. and i’m not exactly #educated enough on the subject to remember specific points. my memory has been destroyed BECAUSE of this kinda shit and i cant recall decent #argument points anymore. not that i even particularly want to!!! read up on all this shit!!!! oh and even realizing that she was Definitely #seeing me as an Extreme. like girl what. i forgot that npd does that #reminds me of how. she’s very liberal. she was the one who got me out of the closet in the first place (bc i wouldnt do so myself) #and yet the other day. i swear she said something that was almost terf rhetoric #FUCK i HATE that my memory has already scrambled it. fuuuuuck and here i thought my memory was coming back #but it was something along the lines of implying that men Would try to get into women’s shelters etc in a skirt or smth and i #i just stopped talking i was so shocked #god. sorry didnt mean to vent lmao but im. hhh im just Tired yknow? #mandont

[cinnabeat]

the line distribution for mr showtime......

#screaming and crying actually #oh my god #the alternate readings for some of the lyrics too #the unexpectedness is the best part of the show (my life) #LIKE TSUKASA??? #LUKAS PARTS TOO????? #like the few solo lines she has??? THE ONES SHE SHARES WITH THE OTHERS?? #screaming actually #i am writing a fucking essay in my head i swear #thw fucking vack and forth...... #the world hasnt even started yet pt2..... #please beleiev me oh my god #the way tsukasa said im pathetic twice like hello do you have something to say?? #michi tag #no fr i think im going crazy #u know like this is vaguely unrelated but honestly i cant even be mad about prsk line distribution in general bc some songs have shit distri #distibution but its not like that ALL the time? #like theres always a balance (i think anywyas) #i think mr showtime is the best line distribution ever tho bc even tho its a tsukasa focus song everyone else features so prominently #the only group i can complain about is l/n like ichika i love you but god damn girl let the others shine

[timeisacephalopod]

I love the logic of American (and by cultural mingling extension Canadian) tv standards because Supernatural straight up has tons of blood, on screen violence, mutilated corpses (just ran into one on the show with no hands/feet and a rune carved into his chest) ect and this is fine. No thoughts on Morality™️ here-

Somehow the line is drawn at swearing, because that's more offensive to viewers than cannibalism, which has also been featured on the show multiple times. "Fuck" is somehow more dangerous to public consumption then two people eating each other to death, an actual plot on the show, so what the fuck kind of line to draw is that? Let them say fuck and don't be a bitch about it when they straight up murder people on the reg and it's a violent as fuck show why is there no swearing allowed??!?!? Ghostfacers made it canon that they swear and I think Americans (and by extension Canadians) need to be freed from this dipshit ass Morality Police standard when objectively there's worse content on most shows than a god damn swear.

#winters ramblings #like theres SO MUCH VIOLENCE so HOW is the line drawn at SWEAR WORDS #like what the fuck how is MURDER and blood and gore and monsters going through wood chippers #more morally fibrous than some words lmao WHAT are the stamdards here because they make No sense lol #i will never understand why violence and murder is so much more acceptable then some fucking WORDS #people get shot point blank in the head on screen but saying 'shit' out loud is a step too far lmao #like if the SHEER amount if violence doesnt fuck your kid up for life i doubt 'cunt' said aloud will send them into a rage so baf #*bad that they grow up into drug lord cartel terrorists who hate god and piss on babies graves for Fun like grow up man #this show should NOT be wearing kid gloves but ONLY with Big Bad Swears lmao that makes no sense #something to be said for the SHEER amount of times sam and dean get sexually assaulted in early seasons too!!! #like its fucked up and creepy and it NEVER gets any real acknowledgment and THATS worse than 'fuck' ok

[yuukicyan]

Just finished watching Buffy (I used to catch it after school but didn't pay full attention) and I loved it. It's faulty but I love it. Here I am missing it already, and with the need to talk about a couple of thoughts I want out of my head.

I love Spike. The character, the aesthethic, the movements, the music taste, what drives him, his empathy and emotional intelligence.

I hate convenience writing. I hate the infamous bathroom scene. Because it's violent of course, pretty sure unnecessary, and completely out of characters (yes, multiple characters). No spoilers or details ahead, but if you know you know.

Xander was written to make something like that but it was the nineties so the Nice Guy was still considered a sympathethic character. The antagonists are written and do that and somehow portrayed in a less graphic way. Soulless Angel probably did it and they kind of show in some flashbacks behaviours. Buffy could have done it considering the whole season emotional progression. Spike just doesn't make sense.

A scene written to go from point A to point B without a road in the middle. This is not the only instance when it happens (another one in season 7 is pretty blatantly obvious) but I wanted to focus on this one and since I'm not a stickler for canon I'm just rewriting the story in my head in a way that actually makes sense.

End of blurt, let's go print a Spike poster and focus on my next fixation.

#I wonder why I always identify with what are called monsters #spike is the best #I love anya a lot too #they wronged her too #Im just missing them a lot now #James Marsters was incredible #like his mannerisms and whole interpretation was chefs kiss #and I hope Buffy gets to be her own cookie #I swear Xander said exactly 3 lines in the whole show that werent annoying #also Willow became a second righteous Xander ugh #seriously they wrote some stuff just to give Wil and Xander ammunition to their self-righteousness #shame what emerged later about the show runner #mood #buffy the vampire slayer #tv show

[infernalbellhop]

everytime a mutual puts the 'hazbin is just dick jokes 24/7!!!1!!' line on my dash i lose a year off my lifespan

#tell me you havent watched the show without telling me you havent watched the show #yes those jokes are there but theyre not at nearly the frequency ppl are saying #also i can think of some beloved shows that are around the same level of humor #you guys would Not be able to handle campaign 2 of c/ritical role #at least hazbin doesnt have toilet humor like a certain other show i love #hazbin did not drop one of the most cathartic lines ive ever heard just for me to see ppl reduce it to Swearing and Dick Jokes The Show #yes there are actual critiques to be made but please the swearing thing is so overblown

[jyoongim]

Hear me out. I can't be the only one that wants to fuck Al's demon form. Like not just the black eyed tentacle gig, I'm talking full form like the size and all 😭 I can take it I swear, Al (narrator: she could not)

Title: A Reminder To All…

Themes: its giving monster fuc but like oof, demon!form Alastor, tentacles, established relationship, rough sex, growling, blood, possessive behavior, antlers, animalistic behaviors.

It was a rather quiet afternoon at the Hazbin Hotel.

You were up in the radio tower straightening a few things while Alastor was out doing gods know what 

You decided that since you had cleaned up most of the place that you would take a stroll through town as some down time.

You hummed a tune as you passed many sinners out and about. Your stroll led pass the digital shop. You slowed as you noticed a crowd gathered outside a Voxtech store.

There were multiple tvs playing things in the windows and what caught your attention was the deals they had going on.

You bit your lip. Oh it couldnt hurt to window shop right?

You entered and was immediately overwhelmed by all the fancy tech.

why did hell need modern tech you had no idea.

A shiny pink camera caught your attention.

And it was cheap.

You did need a new camera. It would help with advertisement and to show the progress of the hotel you thought as you happily paid for it and went about your way.

what you didn’t know was that Vox had been tracking you the moment you left the hotel.

that camera of yours was now his gateway into seeing what Alastor was up to.

Once back at the hotel you pulled out your shiny new purchase.

you turned it on and walked around filming a bit.

You checking the footage to check out the quality when you heard a record scratch

”what is that my dear?” 

You jumped at the sound of Alastor’s voice and spun around holding the camera

His eyes narrowed on it and quirked his brow at you, airing for an explanation.

”Well Al I-I just thought that the hotel could use a camera to help with promoting. We can record our progress. Now you don’t have to do all the work.” You said with a nervous smile, hoping he wouldn’t toss it.

He walked closer to you, mainly keeping his eyes on the tech.

”and where did you get such a frivolous thing?” 

you gulped “At the v-voxtech store”

His ever-present smile tightened before he shrugged “fine if you think it’ll help”

you breathed a sigh of relief and happily went about your way testing it out.

Unaware of the growing shadows emitting from him.

after spending a few hours getting the hang of your new device, you decided to call it a night and put your camera on your nightstand as you got ready for bed.

You shivered slightly under your cover, grumbling you furrowed further to seek some warmth.

why the hell was it so cold?

you shifted again in bed to feel a heavy weight on top of you.

your eyes flew open and you were met with a very frightening sight.

Alastor.

In his demon form.

Your breath got caught in your throat “A-Al?”

He tilted his head, smile wide and sharp “Sleeping well my dear?” His voice was staticky and distorted.

you were so confused.

you hardly EVER saw Alastor upset, especially to the point were he was in his demon form.

“Why is that in your room dear?” He hissed out, jutting his chin to your camera.

You tilted your head confused at his question.

he was angry about a damn camera?

A clawed hand was at your throat.

”I allow many things dear, but this unattractive piece of scrap in your room? That is where I draw the line”

You let out a squeak as your clothes suddenly disappeared and covers ripped away.

”A-Al?!”

Your hands were quickly restrained by his shadows and your legs were spreaded to welcome him closer.

when the hell did he undress?

You felt the faint ghost touch of a tentacle slide against your cunt, teasing your clit. You let out a soft moan.

”Already soaking dearest?” He hummed amused.

You felt the weight of his dick slap against your cunt.

your eyes widened he wasn’t going to…

”Alastor w-wait! I c-can’t!”

A long tongue sweated the side of your face

”But you will darling” and with that he slammed into you.

Your body seized at the sudden intrusion. You let out a cry that was silenced by a tentacle wrapping around your mouth.

Alastor rutted into you, growling and snarling.

Your eyes faintly drifted to the camera by your bed.

A blinking red dot turned on and off.

Alastor gave you a rather harsh thrust.

”eyes on me dear”

you whined loudly, trying to shift your body to accommodate to his harsh thrusting. Your eyes drifted to the top of his head.

Antlers.

you felt your fingers itch with the need to find purchase on them.

you gave a tug at the shadows and huffed, making little grabbing motions hoping he would get the hint.

he granted you grace and your hands immediately flew to his antlers.

He let outa low growl and sunk his teeth into your shoulder.

With his dick hitting that delious spot inside you, you could feel him bottoming out.

You were flipped onto your stomach, facing the camera.

the shadow around your mouth disappeared and a claw hand found your tongue.

”put on a show Mon cher” You felt him flush against you.

Moans and whines filled the room as he  pounded your cunt.

A high pitch whine left your throat as you felt your cunt clench around him.

you were gonna cum soon.

”A-Al-la-stor Ah!” Your eyes crossed as your body tensed and twitched from your orgasm. He let out a deep growl and quickened his pace.

Did he get bigger?

you were suddenly face to face with him.

Your noses brushing against each other as he sought after his own release.

Your arms wrapped around his elongated neck and a hand found one of his ears.

you tugged.

Static ran through your body as he slapped his lips on yours and slammed his hips into you, purring as he filled you with his cum.

you whimpered as your legs were finally released and dropped.

Alastor was breathing heavy as he reached over to the camera

”hope you enjoyed the show old pal” he laughed before destroying the camera.

you were drifting to sleep as you watched him transform back to normal.

”sleep well my dear” was the last thing you heard as he tucked you into his side, humming a soft tune with a wide smile.

He gave a reminder.

Dont fuck with the Radio Demon.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor the radio demon #alastor #alastor x reader #alastor x y/n #hazbin hotel fanfiction #alastor smut #jyoongim

[waffle-bubbles]

“They’re such a good couple!”

They’re COUSINS

#I swear every time I take a risk on a new show there’s some sort of incest #why does this always happen to me #why do people make stories about incest #how can they acknowledge how weird it is and still want me to root for it #stop it #please stop it #I am begging you #I am begging the universe #no more unnecessary incest plot lines

[prettys0bbing]

imagine recording a sex tape with boyfriend!rafe 😮‍💨🤭 he'd be so smug about it too

i love your mind. i also think just the act of recording would make him slightly feral.

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honestly i think he’d be so mean about it. he’s already kind of a bully during sex and i think that you letting him record you both would drive it over the edge. he’d start off real nice, using one hand to record while teasing your clit with the other. making sure he’s capturing how pretty you look as you moan underneath him, he’d press harder. “gotta give the camera a show, huh? show me how much of a whore you are, letting me record you like this.” his voice dripping in lust and his eyes hungry as they bore into yours. all you can do is whine back at you as he slips two fingers inside of you to prove his point.

after you finish at least once on his hand, he switches it around so you can give him head. rafe has you sit there for a moment, dirty talking you as he slaps his tip against your lips. “such a fucking slut, kid. want everyone to see how well you swallow my dick?” as you put him into your mouth, he puts the phone down at an angle where you can still see anything and gathers your hair into one hand and starts thrusting into your mouth. “takin’ it so fuckin well. choking on this dick for daddy.” he grunts, giving a few harder thrusts before pulling out to let you breathe. he wipes the spit that’s fallen on your chin across your face, before slapping you twice. they aren’t necessarily hard hits but they’re just enough to put you in a daze as he shoves his cock back into your mouth.

he fucks into your throat at an animalistic pace, holding your head still with his hand as he grabs his phone again. you moan around him, brain hazy and dumb. “wanna say hi to the camera baby?” he says as he slows down, putting the camera closer to your face to capture the mess he’s made of you. lines of mascara have travelled down your cheeks with his cock still stuffed in your mouth and he swears you’ve never looked better. “c’mon kid, on the bed.” he demands, pulling out of your mouth and tapping your cheek gently. “needa fuck your pretty pussy.” he lines himself up with you, using one hand to lift your leg onto his shoulder and record as he teases his head along your slit.

“ ‘s fuckin wet. you like this shit huh? like it when i record you being a dumb slut?” he teases as he glides through your slit with ease. without warning, he pushes into you and starts pounding into you. you let out a loud moan, grabbing onto him. you can see him smirk slightly, grabbing onto your hip to give himself more leverage to reach deeper inside of you. as he hits deeper, your eyes get hazy and you squeeze them shut. practically panting as he drills in and out, you begin to clench around him. “f-fuck rafe, ‘m gonna cum! you’re so deep god.” you whine, too fucked out to care. “cum for me dollface. show me how good it feels.” he groans, his own release steadily approaching. you spasm around him, letting out pornagraphic moans your release gushing out of you as you clench down even tighter around him.

he finishes after you, painting your insides white as his hips stutter and slow to a stop. he slowly pulls out of you while pointing the camera towards your cunt to see his cum spill out of you. “fuck baby, look at you messy you are. letting me drip out like that.” he teases, using a finger to collect some and push it back inside of you. as your leg twitches from the stimulation, he pulls back out and puts it in your mouth allowing you to taste the mixture of both of your release. “that’s my girl, always so good f’me.” he praises, cutting the camera off and leaning down to kiss you. “such a good camwhore for daddy.”

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#mayspeaks! ˚✧₊⁎ #obx x reader #obx #obx smut #rafe cameron #rafe cameron headcanons #rafe cameron x reader #rafe cameron smut