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yourbleedingh3art · 2 years

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Seshposting

Pre sesh: Just got done playing w a baseball.Listening to slimesito.On the toilet. Swear to god ive been to the bathroom nine times already I havent eaten anything or had anything to drink since last night But yet i have to piss every 15 minutes on today of all days When im wearing two mf belts i have to hurry to unbuckle before Piss dribbles down my FUCKING leg.Stole somebodys lipgloss off the ground bc it was Hempz. Imma weedhead need my own strain - duwap kaine (Now he's on)

Sesh start time: 2:21 pm i hand ground some weed bc idk where my grinder is rn im waiting to hit the first bowl till 2:22 AYY it changed to it rn Time for bowl #1 in my pipe

bowl #1 2:22 highness scale of 1-10: 0, it hasnt hit me yet, i literallt havent even exhaled bowl #1. Note my "bowls" r like half size bc its easier for me to clear each bowl in one pipe hit so tht way smoke doesnt waft from the weed and i minimize the smell (Smoking in the college dorm life) Random observation: There is an empty paper towl roll, incense, a press on nail, 2 incense boards, a green rug, a kleenex ashtray box, a towel, toilet paper, a toilet, and a shower On top of the floor. That is my environment. (Yeat is playing)They say yeat keep on evolving how u so steady wid it!

bowl #2 2:26 highness scale 1-10: 4 That one made me drool spit Eyes water throat burn As to be expected but ewwwww Owwwie Considering getting some water... Listening to a stupid soundcloud lawyer ad rn OHH YES NOW THE YEAT IS ON! I DONT GOT NO COMMENT...IONT GOT NO COMMENT! Such a good concept to center a song around bc literally No comment.... like sorry I just be seeing stuff and it's like ok no comment. Literally no comment. Comment but am i going to sya it no im not. No comment. Or can i even be bothered to care about this no i cant. No comment. Did i even hear what u said No was i even listening... NO Comment. Like such a good phrase..... Maybe i more than a 4/10 high but it feels crazy to change it now hmm i guess it's 2:31 now so 5 minutes have passed (that math took me a hot second tbh like not a long time but not quick either) Okkkk 3G is such a crazy song yeat and uzi Like i dont fw uzi voice like that im sorry his music usualyl just falls outside of my personal taste But sometimesss he makes a banger anyway who am i arguing w anyway idk how I feel about 3G it's kinda lit tbh growing on me like mold rn And officially chaning my rating to 5 on the highness scale. I am trying to reason with myself if i should smoke more or not like yes i only smoked 2 half bowls but i. ground so much ore weed up but also i feel like a good level of high for 2:35 pm on a thursday u feel me? I dont have ny classes today left idk and i did take my italian quiz... shit... Smokin more (I pulled up bust a nut and then she thank Meeee-yeat *scream crying*)Ooh ooh yea I pulled upo smaosdakMachetes ooh...ahh..zahh!!WeeoOowowooeeoowowowowwoeeeeeeeeoOOEoeoeoeoeoeoeyaayay... ahh... (kant relax by yeat.) I so high listening to ome soundcloud edit remix HuananaamamaHunonhehno heh no heh type song osqaidhuf ahhhh it sounds like that deadass but like slowed down and randomly sped up its hype...I guess lmao this is straight paper garbage shredder trash tbh im just high

^Like that. ^^#Real. ^^

Do u see how much i procrastinate inbetween bowls like wow. Ok anyway. THIS FUCKING SONG IS STILL ON ITS SO BAD I am not turnigng it off too high to do that of course but wow Oh it eneded and went right into an ad

FUCK YOU SOUNDCLOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUD!!!

OOOH now fginally a good song is on yesssssssssssssssssss yes Ok yes.

bowl #3 2:41 highness scale like idk that bowl was lame still a 5/10 if anything Im sober now. No im lying of course but that bowl somehow had the reverse effect of getting me high .. Like now im like yeah i .. ahhsdahvsajiJDHSJFJAIOSsihfeodekfjhjdhd LMAOOO THIS DUWAP SONG CA ME WONNN NVMMM... EMPIRE BY DUWAP KAINE. Ok i think im about done live posting one more bowl and our lovely sesh will be done. Duwap kaine is fuckoing crayz bc empire 1:49-1:55 like omgmgmgmgmgg that part goes sooo <3 perfect

party in the back ft ooskully by jewelzworld is so good like oooooooooooooooh ok thank god music hitting rn.

bowl #4 2:49

bowl #5 2:52

im high.

I hate CONNER.

kay modern family and ignore everything time.

SESH EL FIN ... 3:07

#blog post #weed.

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serenity-sweet13 · 6 years

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Gotham S2E20

Harvey Bullock is asking the real fucking questions. How in the world does it take a putz like Harvey Bullock to ask the real fucking questions!? Of course they fucking shredded everything!

Okay, as a Georgia resident, when I hear “Pinewood” I think of the Walking Dead studio, so yeah “bad guys come in and monsters come out” is kinda perfect, cos the actual studio may or may not be where the Sanctuary set is, so it’s kinda like a parallel with Negan.

Yeah, Harvey? This is never gonna be over--- whoops there’s only 5 seasons, right? No, seriously, how the hell are they gonna wrap this mother up?

Ed’s been loose for like an episode and a half now and... okay, I’ve pulled the “got lost” excuse and I’ve done it better! That’s... kinda pathetic, dude. Ed, buddy, nothing but love, but you need to start lifting and work on your excuses.

Also, what the hell is with all the Catholocism in Gotham... and wow, Father, that attitude is fucking priestly of you. Yeah, I can see it, though. Hey Jim? If you’re ever out of something to do, I bet there’s about 200 years worth of allegations in all these fucking Catholic churches. Whoop! Did I get too real too fast there for a second? TOO BAD!!!

Seriously, Oswald, you need like a stuffed animal or something if you’re just gonna monologue.

I can’t fucking believe BD Wong was at DragonCon and I just fucking now started watching Gotham.

Oh my god no! Harvey Bullock is the Uncle Friend! He definitely does not want to be in charge and he definitely should not be in charge! “Halloween costume”!? Excuse me. As a dedicated cosplayer... Yeah, weirder and weirder. Okay, that logic is sound - “If he bleeds, he can be beaten.” Great, Harvey, now you have a goddamn mob like in Beauty and the Beast. Nice going, putz.

I LOVE ALFRED’S FUCKING DIALOGUE!

Gotta love ChaGood Little Shit Bruce.

“He’s right, you know!”

ALFRED’S FUCKING DIALOGUE!

Oh god Gilzean... I feel so fucking bad for this guy. He is the legal definition of “putz” and everything keeps fucking happen. OH GOD HARVEY WHY... They have Medieval Times in Gotham!? Oh god Tabitha don’t tell me you believe this fucking horseshit. Yep, Jim. “Ancient assassin, my ass!”

Guys, stop digging up fucking dead people.

Oh god that evokes imagery of fucking Pigeon Man.

Selina... HOW DID YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR.

Bruce, you at least need to be buying this girl hella level desserts. Chocolate is the way to a girl’s heart.

Selina, you’re a ChaGood little shit too. I love her relationship with Bridgit. Girls supporting girls is a fucking mood. GOD BRUCE BROKE OUT THE BETCHACAN’T???? Argh, the best way to get these two little shits off their back pockets is imply something can’t be one. Tell them “betcha can’t”... of course she already knows a way in.

SERIOUSLY WITH THE CATHOLIC IMAGERY! Key, crowbar. Yeah, hey subtitle people? Those aren’t mice squeaking. Those are rats. They’re still cute little rodents, but they deserve the dignity of you getting it right. Oh, Harvey... It’s not grave robbing... It’s... um... archaeology? Is it old enough to be archaeo--- nah, you’re right it’s grave robbing. Unless it’s in the line of duty... evidence retrieval and like that, right?

Dude, Jim, there are better prop swords at fucking Party City.

He gon stab her. Yep, he totally gon stab her. Tabitha that is not an intelligent thing to do. Now you’re gonna die and Barbara’s gonna go another two tons of crazy! Do we want that? No. Ewwwww these two are way closer than siblings should be. Like, Are You Afraid of the ------ oh who the fuck let this family fucking have dogs!? oh yeah, he gonna stab her. No he doesn’t remember. I mean, he kinda remembers, but not really. Oh fuck he does remember.

Yep, he fucking stabbed her. I didn’t even KINDA see that coming - that was a goddamn given.

Thank God for Netflix.

Seriously, I want to know how this girl straightened her hair. Did Bruce get her a straightener? Did Alfred give Bruce a straightener to give to her? Hair doesn’t just do that, especially not with a goddamn beanie like that!

Okay, Jim Gordon and Ed Nygma have the actual best outerwear I have seen since Alucard and Aoshi Shinomori.

Carjacking in the name of righteousness! I dig it.

Maybe I should be making YouTube videos where I read all this shit out. I have a goddamn melodious voice. Wow, when I talk nice about myself, I swear a lot.

Selina is making me want to climb shit like I did when I was a kid. Fetch me the closest PF Chang’s horse! Stop the world... I WANT TO GET ON! Except I really don’t want to... yep, that’s why I didn’t want to be in there. That’s really fucking gross. And again, subtitle people - that is a RAT, not a mouse. Somewhere Vincent Price shakes his fist at you.

Oh god. Bruce? You might have lost your father, but now you have at least two dads. Alfred and Jim? You got Royal Marine Dad and Officer Dad. Also, Alfred? you owe Selina a big fat apology. Like, get her something really goddamn nice for Xmas. And a handwritten note. An entire Lush selection...

Oh god Ed and Cat. This is hysterical...

Oh god... Ed still has this fundamental desire to help people. OH GOD THAT WAS THE BITCH-PLEASE FACE OF THE AGES! THORIN OAKENSHIELD COULD NOT HAVE MATCHED SELINA KYLE’S LITTLE BITTY BITCH-PLEASE FACE!

God, I feel the actual worst for Gilzean. This guy’s been through too much. Can somebody fetch this guy a shot and a beer? And maybe a fuzzy bathrobe and fifteen cats? Seriously, Butch needs to do a Falcone and retire into the suburbs with a bunch of cats and a knitting group or something. Again with the giant bag of weed over here!?

Seriously Oswald. You need ACTUAL therapy. Like, somewhere Allan Arbus, as Dr. Sidney Freedman with the two E’s, is looking down from heaven and shaking his head. “Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.”

Well, there’s Bruce with his co-dads again. And they both drive like bloody maniacs. AWW BRUCE YOU SWEET LITTLE SHIT AND YOU ALMOST CAUSED ALFRED TO FUCKING SHOOT HIMSELF!! You seriously sweet little shit. no. no do not split up. AGAIN WITH THIS SCOOBY DOO NONSENSE! SHAGGY FROWNS AT YOU! LIKE ZOINKS THIS IS A GODDAMN BAD IDEA! JINKIES IT’S FUCKING AZRAEL!

Who could’ve seen that fucking coming.

no fuck you Azrael fucker. You do not get to say “As you wish” - you are the wrong Man in Black.

Yep, and Ed’s loose. Oh my god and he pulled the high school escape? DUDE I COULD SNEAK OUT OF MY HOUSE BETTER THAN THAT WHEN I WAS SELINA’S AGE! I used to roll a d20 for Stealth.

Oh that elevator makes me nervous on so many levels. Hehehehehehehe that was funnier than I intended it to be.

Oh god Bruce. No. Also Alfred no. Also Azrael no. MOTHER FUCK NOT THE GODDAMN PARLOR! THERE’S FUCKING ANTIQUES IN THERE! and we get to see Alfred swordfighting... NOT THE VASE!! jeez, watch the antique telephone! And whatever that was you broke. And now the goddamn window. Oh please, Bruce, you know he’s probably fine. That guy’s British. He’ll be in good spirits and fit as a fiddle two years after he’s dead!

and Cat is stuck to the fucking ceiling. Gimme a cucumber, somebody, I wanna try something.

Oh jeez. Ed was right. That is fucking horrible. There is something very Shutter Island about all this stuff.

Also, Bruce, you’re about as sneaky as an avalanche. If nothing else, use what you’ve got. Go West Side Story on his ass and turn on every one of those car lights. It’s been known to work, right? THERE WE GO! HIT HIM WITH THE GODDAMN CAR! You lucky little fuck, being tall enough at 13 to hit the stupid pedals... are you fucking kidding me. Somebody seriously just plug this guy in the motherfucking head! YOU DO NOT GET TO SAY PREPARE TO DIE THAT IS TWICE YOU HAVE ABUSED YOUR PRINCESS BRIDE REFERENCES AND YOU GO JIM - EMPTY THAT CLIP IN THE MOTHAFUCKA!

Yep, both dads.

Oh for fuck’s sake. MARY AND JOSEPH JUST GODDAMN SET HIM ON FIRE!

Oh for fuck’s sake... Where did this motherfucker come from!? Oswald, what the fuck even!? BUTCH FOUND THE ROCKET LAUNCHER! Okay, do we have one less motherfucker now?!

If you start singing, I’ll throw up.

You go Butch. Four for you Glen Coco you go Glen Coco and none for Gretchen Wieners bye!

Crikey, Ed. You SERIOUSLY need to join a gym.

Pupper is the goodest boy. Good boy catch crazy Ed. Good boy.

Oh god. Bridgit. Oh no. No no no no no. IT’S WHO THE HELL IS BUCKY ALL OVER AGAIN! NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Your name is Bridgit Pike. You were a sweet little girl and Selina was your friend and she loves you and noooooooooo!!!

#gotham #selina kyle #butch gilzean #oswald cobblepot #edward nygma #jim gordon #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #girls supporting girls #who the hell is bucky

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hgfstreamchats · 4 years

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The Grinch

This week, I have no option for inputting audio. I'm sure this was some attempt to streamline the features in only the best of intentions that went horribly awry. Or, they don't know their hands from their asses. either/or AND OF COURSE THE SHINY NEW ALTERNATIVE IS DOWN. Bah. Naturally We could... watch with subtitles? That's no fun. Let me restart and if that doesn't work, we'll fall back on watch2together or one of the other options nobody likes. Hooray! ...Well, I'm livid! There, there. SOMEthing will work. We could try... sharetube? I've only just heard about that one, not tried it Oh, doesn't seem to work... What did we do between rabbit and kast? I remember we tried a whole slew of options. I mean it seems to sort of half-work but I can't seem to get specific videos Yeah, but none of them seemed to quite work. There was one that wanted us to download something and I think one that wouldn't play anything Wait. Let me try one more thing. SUCCESS! Fingers crossed, everyone... WOO AHA Oh man The Dragon Prince is so good it IS, I'm not caught up on it though just the first season It just gets better Time to reward ourselves with some well earned this. YES Yes! That 'extended cut' caught my attention I admit Classic. A normal interaction! spoof? let's watch that! I'm sure it would have continued to be perfectly normal had the parents not walked in It was at the top of the list on the video page Oh my god a;sdjfldjfsl At first I thought this was a redub, but THIS one however is my favorite, personally. Wow ASDL;JFDLDSFKJ; *eyebrows* I like the subtlety Likewise! Quick and to the point. Is there another window open? I keep hearing more sounds and someone's voice Better? Hrn no audio at all now THERE we go Wonderful! You know, I think just having snowballs made FOR you misses the point ...So did HE put up all those signs, or did they At least the dog seems happy in this one Man, this song is terrible Much happier than Halloween Max. psh mold spice I like that he took the time to garnish his depression spaghetti. And light candles. gotta take a self care day awwww Hahhaha I think this officially counts as assault Following him around to make his ears bleed Gosh, I wonder why he doesn't like christmas! It must be because there's something wrong with him and not because they're all very annoying He's within his full rights to defend himself Ewwwww He's fully justified in stabbing at least three of them. If you want to help your mother, sit down and eat your eggs. "Sorry I struck you in the skull at 20 miles per hour." hahahah just visit santa in person, like in that other movie! okay okay the timing of that with 'DECK' the halls was hilarious I admit It was very cute. That is a nice cave though It's nicer than any of the Who homes. spacious, good ventalation, Giant crystals growing out of the bathroom walls. Could use some carpet, but I'm sorry but why does he have a banquet table for 30 people space, so he can make max sit on the opposite end can't risk any semblence of closeness He likes to feel fancy. Look at him, he's having fun awww oh my gosh a little picture of them Oh my god "It's 3000 years old and now it's dead!" That tree was probably like 800 years old lololol But hey! Who cares, as long as they get to have it dying in the town square for a month And not even that, since it's four days before Christmas. I bet her wish is for her mom to meet someone For the month of January, they find a seven story whale and drop it in the center of town to slowly dehydrate. Ooh a turtle kid's got good taste honey no That's just insult tin injury Hello there, extremely realistic depiction of a panic attack. Yyyup yeah that is something Wait so he used to live here Why is he the only... whatever his species is so lemme get this straight The only one in the area, at least. the entire community is close and tight-knit and involves everyone with everything for the holidays but the completely isolate the orphanage from joining any festivities?? Except him, because... he's an orphan? Because he's green? Yeah that is fucked Was he the only orphan in the place? Did he just slip off into the mountains and they wrote it off as an acceptable amount of orphans to lose? this revelation is horrifying So he was like... a small child when he went off to live by himself as a hermit he's completely justified in being bitter And Max is his little service dog. oh god I did NOT need to see that How does he get all this stuff, is he rich Does he steal it Probably. Sit. And eat. Your food. She really just lets her daughter do whatever huh And don't put batter down the sink. ...Are they planning to come back that way EAT THE FOOD YOUR MOTHER GIVES YOU. Wait how come their treehouse has electricity I'm sure she works the night shift so her daughter can give away her breakfast. No you don't Did he make the hat just for this occasion? uh the... This very, very specific occasion? So he wants to summon HORNY reindeer ... the MATING call? You're going to get a reindeer charging at you, spike a-flapping. Skifree! TRAP these kids are vicious Did...did they just admit to stealing 16 dollars from her mother's suitcase? I think so oh yeah, THAT'S what's happening, your dog is delivering cakes Uh I like how everything is striped. Aww. awwww, let him have f--actually sausages might have stuff in them that'd poison a dog, so good call there I'm sure he gets plenty of poison-free sausages. He seems infinitely more loved than any of the other Maxes. the audio and video out of sync for anyone else? I'm glad Yeah. oh it stopped? Actually, it seems okay today (The yeah was to Max being more loved) What did they THINK would happen omg omg CUTE I did NOT like the sensual way he grazed his finger along the paint job he SPECIFICALLY MADE a little sidecar for Mx, that's adorable Between this and the reindeer mating call... I like the implication that max can read english Maybe he MAKES all the stuff he has I want a movie about the man with a bird on a leash. I feel like this movie is careening towards her and the grinch getting together oh god please no Absolutey not. Bet you a dollar. nO Figuratively speaking. I *need* to see that dog robbing houses. Oh, he's actually staying outside. somebody's gotta play look-out Why so many stockings, how many people LIVE there Is--is Max in his little drone thing hahahah I love how this is supposed to based on the book but they're barely using any of the prose at all the original prose He totally brought this on himself "It's very drugged." "we'll just skip this house" That was a lot of night shifts' worth of stuff. But ah, well. Yes because I'm certain everyone would just shrug this off like nothing Right? I appreciate that they kept it metaphorical. It's not literal -- it's how experiencing something profound feels. I hope that's not the reindeer mating call horn gussied up oh god "hoo boy, didn't plan this out" "I'm sorry I ruined your Christmas but here's a stampede of urine soaked, sex-starved reindeer.\" AS;LDKJF awwwww now RUN Night I swear to GOD if this goes in the direction of him and the mom hooking up I'm personally blaming YOU for cursing it into existence Hhaahhaha There's no way this wasn't created by an entire crew full of humans who all suffer from crippling anxiety disorders. Hang on, are they ALL furry and he just dyes himself aparently He's the equivalent of a middle aged human wearing flesh toned, skintight pants and absolutely nothing else. and a tie I wasn't goin gto say it don't forget the tie And a tie. That seems like a small roast for all those guests. They have other dishes, though sooooooo Nothing actually solved the mom's problems huh I guess not? Oh, that's where the credits come in. Which...doesn't count, really, but still. oh THERE we go Oh hey! Cute. And they didn't get together! although it wasn't part of the story sooooo well that was certainly a thing Pretty good A fun movie :) It's a very gentle movie. As is this. well I'd love to stay but I've been putting off getting dinner started for too long Enjoy the short/rest of your night, guys! Enjoy your food! Thanks for the stream, Knock Out! Say hi to Breakdown and Impact for me! Of course! WOW, rude! How dare he be mean to Max Unforgiveable! Well, that's all the Grinch content I've got! Max is the best character and the best dog. Without question! Thank you for coming -- I've been looking forward to this one since last year! Hmmm... You know, I have a suggestion for a future movie :) :) :) Shoot! You'd love it! It's all about racing! It's called "Turbo". *snicker* It looks horrid. We'll ring in the new year with it! Horridly amazing, I'm sure! Clearly! Anyway--thank you for hosting. It's been a blast! Glad to hear it! Thank you for coming! Goodnight! Goodnight!

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hgfstreamchats · 6 years

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Cool Cat Saves the Kids

Lusey: it was a fun little party ^^ thenightetc: Thank you for hosting! Starscreamapillar: Thank you for hosting. thenightetc: And goodnight. Knock Out: Of course! Knock Out: Goodnight, everyone. thenightetc: Ratties! Knock Out: Hello there, night human! thebes: My goodness how cute! thebes: Also, hello! Knock Out: Hello, thebes human! thenightetc: They're so... small. thenightetc: I need 20 of these righ tnow. Knock Out: So, do they have tiny little human hands or do you all have oversized rat hands? How does that work? thenightetc: Neither, they have tiny racoon hands. thebes: precisely Knock Out: I feel educated. caffienatedconfetti: I WAS IN THE BATH WHEN I HEARD THE NEWS OF COOL CAT Knock Out: You heard right! caffienatedconfetti: I GOT HERE AS QUICKLY AS I COULD

caffienatedconfetti: what is this thenightetc: Art. caffienatedconfetti: this is insanity, rats don't eat in tiny chairs thenightetc: So I hear we're in for a treat! Knock Out: Some might call it that. caffienatedconfetti: daddy derek's demon spawn caffienatedconfetti: in this house, we call it Daddy Derek's Unholy Demon Offspring Knock Out: I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that the stream doors are now locked. caffienatedconfetti: poor child thebes: What auses me most is how some por soul had to go shopping for fursuit-ized clothes thebes: fursuit-sized thenightetc: Or make them, I mean why not caffienatedconfetti: why did he have to rop children into this caffienatedconfetti: they didn't ask for this caffienatedconfetti: kILL IT WITH FIRE thebes: pity the child actors thebes: for they have crap agents caffienatedconfetti: it's a PRINTED SIGN, why would it need finishing touches thenightetc: They should have made it an animated cat. caffienatedconfetti: YOU'RE NOT HOLDING ANYTHING caffienatedconfetti: he is absolutely gonna murder her thebes: they didn't have teh budget for animation. They did, however, apparently have a fursuit lying around thenightetc: Look at those cold, dead eyes caffienatedconfetti: BWOOP! STALKER ALERT! caffienatedconfetti: i sense sarcasm caffienatedconfetti: o lord caffienatedconfetti: why the laugh caffienatedconfetti: the laugh wasn't needed caffienatedconfetti: that sounds like a scam you idiot thenightetc: SURE. caffienatedconfetti: ...ewwwww Knock Out: Cool Cat is a fountain of bad advice. caffienatedconfetti: eeeewaWWWW caffienatedconfetti: EEW thenightetc: uhhhhhhhh thebes: Just listen to this organic, flowing dialogue. Flawless, I tell you caffienatedconfetti: i feel unclean thenightetc: Do her parents know about her "friend" caffienatedconfetti: why this caffienatedconfetti: his name is BUTCH caffienatedconfetti: BUTCH thenightetc: Well, don't just sit there! Run him down! caffienatedconfetti: well, at least his name isn't Chad caffienatedconfetti: how can he be school president, he's a thirty year old man in a cat suit thebes: You know what really gets me about this failure fiesta? it's an adaptation. caffienatedconfetti: .....daddy? thenightetc: Ain't no rule that says a thirty year old man in a cat suit can't be school president! Knock Out: Does your society normally let people like this near schools? caffienatedconfetti: the best part is soon approaching caffienatedconfetti: watch the background caffienatedconfetti: closely thebes: We don't want to but they have to do it in front of witnesses before we can stop them caffienatedconfetti: side note, why are they brooklyn caffienatedconfetti: why this caffienatedconfetti: you can build a sandcastle WITH YOUR HANDS caffienatedconfetti: seriously watch the background, this is gonna be great thenightetc: shut up you're like twelve caffienatedconfetti: ....EW caffienatedconfetti: EW caffienatedconfetti: watch closely caffienatedconfetti: WATCH caffienatedconfetti: did you see Knock Out: Best character in the movie. caffienatedconfetti: the guy walked out of his house, saw cool cat, and backed up slowly thenightetc: ...I didn't see, what happened? thenightetc: Oh! caffienatedconfetti: WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING thenightetc: "but if you're trying to impress someone, feel free to do whatever" thebes: So many bad ideas at once caffienatedconfetti: YOU HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL INSIDE YOU thenightetc: Is it a xenomorph caffienatedconfetti: oh my god it's daddy derek Knock Out: I like how they didn't eat any of it. thenightetc: PFFFFFFFFFF caffienatedconfetti: hOO0OHOO MY LORD caffienatedconfetti: NO caffienatedconfetti: THEIR LAST NAME IS LITERALLY CAT caffienatedconfetti: HIS WIFE IS A CAT thenightetc: His "wife"? A cat. Knock Out: """""Wife""""" caffienatedconfetti: EWEWEWEW caffienatedconfetti: end my life thebes: Daddy Derek has absolutely no problems with implying he had biological offspring with a giant cat thenightetc: I mean, now we have Bojack Horseman, so in a way this is just ahead of its time caffienatedconfetti: or he's just a very kinky *** thenightetc: He has a "cool cat is the coolest" sign on his bed caffienatedconfetti: IGNORE HIM caffienatedconfetti: IGNORE HIM Knock Out: He makes *me* look modest. Starscreamapillar: The slag is this? caffienatedconfetti: sin caffienatedconfetti: ohwait caffienatedconfetti: i forgot caffienatedconfetti: it's Daddy Derek's Demon Spawn Knock Out: Too late to back out now, Starscream. Knock Out: Also, hello. caffienatedconfetti: the cat's voice is almost as unpleasant as yours Starscreamapillar: Ha. caffienatedconfetti: NICE EDITING, NERD caffienatedconfetti: TELL YOUR PARENTS YOU IDIOT thenightetc: And they can tell HIS parents all about how their kid's a little criminal Knock Out: Or whatever those people are to you. caffienatedconfetti: he's not a criminjal he's just an afy caffienatedconfetti: aft thenightetc: Vandalism, though! caffienatedconfetti: he's like 10 Starscreamapillar: Are you certain? caffienatedconfetti: his name is 'Butch' caffienatedconfetti: and he has a chubby baby face thenightetc: DOG thenightetc: It's a dog! thenightetc: TWO dogs! caffienatedconfetti: DOG caffienatedconfetti: aww the dog is gone caffienatedconfetti: """"FUNHOUSE""" Starscreamapillar: I do not want to go to the funhouse. caffienatedconfetti: it's code for "sex dungeon" thenightetc: "mom and dad" wait who's this guy, then caffienatedconfetti: daddy derek thenightetc: Oh gosh, they're in the same frame. They DID spring for two costumes! thebes: btw, they only had the one costume for Cool Cat, so they had to splitscreen this bit caffienatedconfetti: ooo caffienatedconfetti: so they DID have just one costume thenightetc: ...What. caffienatedconfetti: OW thenightetc: Are you serious, because that's hilarious caffienatedconfetti: OW Starscreamapillar: That phone does not date this at all. thebes: yeah, after they shot all the col cat scenes they went back and swapped out the t-shirt for a dress and badly applied lipstick caffienatedconfetti: it's not real lipstick caffienatedconfetti: they're cloth lips Starscreamapillar: Does he have a shirt with himself on it? thebes: I know, but they look they crap regardless thenightetc: can't relate caffienatedconfetti: he has many shirts with himself on them thebes: look like crap, meant thenightetc: God, that bathroom is HUGE caffienatedconfetti: nice edit, nerd caffienatedconfetti: sexismmmm thebes: clearly someone thinks human women can't compare to perfect cat housewives caffienatedconfetti: nice typing, nerd Starscreamapillar: Cool Cat loves to wear your skin. Knock Out: Hah! thenightetc: My eye keeps being drawn by that "Cool cat loves you!" sign caffienatedconfetti: Cool Cats wants to be inside you thenightetc: Did they cover up the Apple logo with the Cool Cat sticker caffienatedconfetti: probs thebes: MUSICAL NUMBER ENGAGE thenightetc: Actually, I can see why Apple wouldn't want to be associated with this caffienatedconfetti: no one wants to be assosiacted with this Starscreamapillar: Eploding from the inside out was in fact, less painful than this musical number. Knock Out: He's swinging that guitar around like he's trying to fend off a swarm of bees. caffienatedconfetti: remove the bees thenightetc: oh no Starscreamapillar: . . . . Knock Out: ... caffienatedconfetti: got nothing, huh? caffienatedconfetti: i've seen starscream dance, he ain't much better thenightetc: This music is familiar caffienatedconfetti: admittedly, he didn't have horrible greenscreens Starscreamapillar: An alternate perhaps, but not me. thenightetc: I mean, not while he's singing, but Knock Out: That's a base libel on Starscream. caffienatedconfetti: https://img00.deviantart.net/94c9/i/2012/352/2/0/tfp___starscream_dancing_by_flyscream-d5oes9l.png Starscreamapillar: Ah yes, the slender alternate. caffienatedconfetti: ohhh are you boxyverse? Starscreamapillar: No, I believe my universe is called 'Tyran' in the multiverse. caffienatedconfetti: tyran... hm thenightetc: Ahhhh. caffienatedconfetti: not much into the transformers multiverse, haven't watched any of the shows or read the comis in a while thenightetc: What if they just left him in that greeenscrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwhat caffienatedconfetti: oh my god are you bayverse Knock Out: Somebody save those cars. caffienatedconfetti: please tell me you're not bayverse caffienatedconfetti: it's all that comes up when i google it Starscreamapillar: Sometimes it is referred to Bayverse, yes. caffienatedconfetti: OH MY GOD] caffienatedconfetti: HAHAHAHA caffienatedconfetti: did they add in screaming children thenightetc: I feel like this story has gone wildly off the rails caffienatedconfetti: also, forgot to add, my urge to sass starscream has never been stronger thebes: it had rais? caffienatedconfetti: knowing that he's is from the world of Face Eating Prime Knock Out: This story could't have less to do with anything. caffienatedconfetti: jesus the bayverse bots look like someone upended a truckload of car and plane parts into a bipedal shape Starscreamapillar: Weirder things have occured than Prime's killing sprees and collection of ripped off faces. caffienatedconfetti: it's been forever since i saw the movie caffienatedconfetti: i only saw the first one caffienatedconfetti: ohohoOHOHOHO MY GOD YOU HAVE TEETH, THEY LOOK LIKE GOPHER TEETH caffienatedconfetti: to be fair, the others aren't much better Starscreamapillar: Because your own teeth are surely so much more sensible. caffienatedconfetti: at least mine are straight, nerd thenightetc: So is the bullying plotline coming back, or is this just about how "great" Cool Cat is now caffienatedconfetti: noonoooONONONO EW caffienatedconfetti: EWEWWEWEWW caffienatedconfetti: EWEEWW thebes: SO WE NOW KNOW SOMEONE SAT DOWN AND WROTE THAT FOR A KIDS MOVIE caffienatedconfetti: specifically, daddy derek wrote it thenightetc: Oh, you know! Just a little something for the parents. caffienatedconfetti: my mom gave me a bayverse optimus toy by mistake Starscreamapillar: The bully returns? caffienatedconfetti: i buried it in the mud where it belongs lol caffienatedconfetti: nice grammar nerd Starscreamapillar: The cat could just stand up, and kick the bully in the face. caffienatedconfetti: he is a thirty year old man in a cat suit, i'm pretty sure he can overpower a small chubby 12 year old thenightetc: PFFF Starscreamapillar: Lies on the internet? Who ever heard of such a thing. thenightetc: Surely not. thenightetc: And if he were a real cat that size, he could just eat the bully thenightetc: Or like, half of him. Leave the rest on his parents' porch caffienatedconfetti: yes caffienatedconfetti: accuracy caffienatedconfetti: oh lord he has eyebrows caffienatedconfetti: BEAT HIS ***\ caffienatedconfetti: i can't stay guys, gotta go take the dogs out and get to bed thenightetc: Now that you've drawn my attention to those lips I can't look away. :( caffienatedconfetti: lol caffienatedconfetti: night yall caffienatedconfetti: starscream, do something about those teeth thenightetc: He's going to call him WHAT Starscreamapillar: Get slagged. caffienatedconfetti: love you too! thenightetc: Goodnight caffienatedconfetti: night@ Knock Out: Good night, caffienated human! caffienatedconfetti: knockout can give you beauty tips ehehhehe thenightetc: Fish swim upstream to spawn. So... thenightetc: Is this poem about a fish orgy Knock Out: I like his broad daylight bedtime Starscreamapillar: Their neighbours must hate this weirdo in a cat costume screaming in the backyard all day about fish. Knock Out: A lot of "friends." thenightetc: They just have a fire extinguisher mounted in the corner thenightetc: In the hall thenightetc: Haha, it falls over thenightetc: And now it's mysteriously back upright Knock Out: Oh Unicron, no! thenightetc: How Do You Do Fellow Teens thebes: It just keeps GOING Starscreamapillar: How long is this nightmare? Knock Out: The ride never ends. thenightetc: "Hey, this costume doesn't have any teeth. Do we really need a tooth-brushing scene?" "Just fake it, it'll be fine" thenightetc: Oh, oh! thenightetc: Is this the one that ends with the bully getting run over? Starscreamapillar: He loves to eat babies. thenightetc: Eat him, Cool CAt! Starscreamapillar: So they take him away. thenightetc: "where are your parents, kid" Knock Out: Wasn't the human who played the shady police man a porn star? thenightetc: What's shady about arresting some child who you didn't see committing any crimes? Starscreamapillar: He didn't arrest him, he just placed him in his car, and took him away. Probably to the 'Funhouse' thenightetc: Lucky stick? Starscreamapillar: The traditional treasure poking stick. thebes: this special runs off of wrong ideas Starscreamapillar: Maybe they find a corpse. thenightetc: Ha! Knock Out: "Fat time?" Starscreamapillar: Tell me that bully shoots himself. Knock Out: Or shoots Cool Cat. thenightetc: That would be a hilarious twist Starscreamapillar: Yes, handle that evidence with your bare hands. thenightetc: I'm sure a random gun somebody threw in the bushes wasn't used in a crime or anything, come on. thenightetc: Isn't it a bit unfair for an adult to enter a contest for children Knock Out: Incredibly so. Starscreamapillar: To be fair, he seems developmentaly challenged. thenightetc: "Violence solves everything" Starscreamapillar: Primus, there's more... thenightetc: Uh oh Knock Out: No, but we can't sign off without watching this. thenightetc: Uhhhh Starscreamapillar: Excellent. Knock Out: And there you have it. thenightetc: A happy ending Starscreamapillar: I shall never rest easily again. Knock Out: Mission accomplished. thebes: that was several times too long for that plot Starscreamapillar: Thank you for hosting this evening's nightmare fuel, I cannot say why I kee coming back. Until next time. thenightetc: Goodnight! Knock Out: Good night, everyone! thenightetc: You do spoil us with these. thebes: good night!

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