#someone free me i beg

[bleakbluejay]

you motherfuckers have no concept of what "land back" or "decolonize" even mean. you're too busy demonizing entire groups of people, terrified, shitting yourselves, that they'll do even half of the horrors to you that you've done to them for decades or centuries. this shit comes off as hella racist for real. you hate arabs so much. you hate first nations people so much. you hate black people so much. even if you sympathize with them, you can't fucking bear the idea of them gaining freedom, independence, autonomy, safety, because you're so, so scared they'll hurt you back and cause chaos in the streets. these same people who just want to rebuild. who just want to go home. who just want to see their families again. who just want food. who just want medical care. who just want dry, warm shelter. you're so focused on the ideas of colonization, of "us vs. them", of one people displacing the other for a state to exist, that you cannot comprehend coexistence, and your only idea of peace is if an entire group of people were just gone and dead.

grow the fuck up. for the love of GOD, grow the fuck up.

#eli talks #rant #i just watched a video shared by someone i'd been following a while denying the genocide occuring in gaza entirely #are you kidding. are you fucking kidding me. #the video was trying to run with the idea that “from the river to the sea” means jewish people will be expelled from the region #no the fuck it does not you stupid motherfucker that's NOT what decolonization is #anyway. land back. decolonize. from the river to the sea. peace and love on planet earth. #stop razing olive trees. stop scorching the earth. stop bombing hospitals and schools. stop destroying the sea. #if i have to see another palestinian child undergo anesthesia-free amputation im going to start being physically fucking violent #if i have to see another mother with blood on her hands wailing and begging for her child to come back im going to start burning shit #one day all the people of palestine will be free. muslims and jews and christians and all and none. #one day all the people of sudan will be free. all the people in the congo will be free. all the peoples in the americas will be free. #and all the other occupied places suffering genocides and ethnic cleansings that the news neglects to mention. theyll be free too.

[stil-lindigo]

Context: Israel “allowed” aid in the forms of flour bags to be airdropped into Gaza, waited for hundreds to congregate, and then opened fire into the crowd of desperate, starving Palestinians. 150 Palestinians were killed. Hundreds more wounded. This is being called “The Flourbag Massacre”.

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Meanwhile, over on the other side…

#the things I want to say about Israeli Zionists would get me blasted off this website #but I’ll settle for something like - #these people are depraved fascist fucks who should be tried and punished at the fucking hague #and made to suffer through even a fraction of the immense pain and suffering that they’ve forced onto palestinians #also. as someone who’s not a US citizen but js unfortunately part of the world the US influences #god I am fucking begging you neoliberal fucks to recognise what continuing support for Biden MEANS #please. PLEASE organise #free palestine #palestine #free gaza

[yourgfdgirlfriend]

many subs are so worried about being perfect, while missing that they’re just supposed to be good; like the classic goon to my villainess. it’s fine to just go: “on it boss” and proceed to completely fuck things up, while I watch with a smile, thinking about how adorable they are, not in the least worried about the success of my villainous machinations, because all my plans already anticipate the clumsy bundle of anxious cuteness, that is my sub. reverence trumps performance. I don’t need you to excel past all expectations; I just need you to worship me.

#guess who’s back #exam period kicked my ass but I made it through #now I too get a summer apart from work ofc #free time here I come #also I need someone to worship me and massage out all the kinks in my neck while begging me prettily to fulfill their kinks later

[danhengposting]

the statue of the first high elder in scalegorge waterscape confuses me. are dan feng and all the high elders that came before him incarnations of the first high elder? when they said that all the high elders look the same is it because its the same vidyadhara reincarnating or bc high elders have to dress and wear their hair in a specific way after they are chosen to be the next imbibitor lunae? but what about the statue's spear? it resembles cloud piercer but cloud piercer was gifted to dan feng, not the first high elder??

#i am begging someone that is smarter than me to please explain #was dan heng the high elder in all his previous lives?? because if he was thats kinda sad ngl #if thats the case #the sedition of imbibitor lunae was the best and worst thing that couldve happened to him #yea he was exiled but at least hes free #dan heng #dan feng #imbibitor lunae #hsr #honkai star rail #gah

[wannabepapa]

thinking about working in this little shop, maybe a bakery or small diner, where part of your contract to work there is to go through a full term magical pregnancy. but they aren't going paying you when you're outside of work, so for reasons to do with labor laws or whatever, your pregnancy gets paused. you only grow when you're clocked in for work, meaning that a full nine months of pregnancy takes over two years to complete even when you're working full time (and most of the employees are only part-time). imagine coming right up on the end of a pregnancy, maybe overdue, and ready to be done, and you get a few weeks off for the holidays. Last year maybe you were at the end of the second trimester, big but not massive. Just a little inconvenient. this year you have to get all the way to the New Year with this cumbersome belly, stretched and exhausted, just waiting to go back to work and throw that little apron on so you can be unburdened.

The bakery is definitely the strangest place I have ever worked for. The pay was fantastic—more than I could have ever imagined getting in my entire lifetime! Really, there shouldn't be a reason why I was overcompensated for such an easy job. That was until I had finished with my training and officially hired.

The owner was a wizard—very old, very powerful being—that had only one condition for me to even be considered as a worker. They had a fruitful side hustle as surrogacy business (the place was merely a façade to keep the magickal government off their tail) and in order to be brought into the fold you would need to fulfill pregnancy contracts for the customers. Not only had the background check been meticulous in its contents but my medical history had been gone over with a fine toothed comb. If I were honest hearing that I was still being considered with my medical problems it blew my mind. Raising that concern the owner explained magical remedies that would heal any ailments that would otherwise cause pregnancy complications, meaning I would be the perfect surrogate for the babies. I didn't hesitate a moment while white knuckling the pen to sign the dotted lines.

I should have read the fine print.

———

There clearly was nothing standard about this operation. To quell any magickal suspicions these pregnancies were enhanced in very special ways. The fetuses were perfectly healthy and safe, the pregnancies were as normal as possible given one big circumstance. The pregnancies were elongated and you only progressed while you were on the clock.

As terrible as it sounds to an outsiders prospective, this is easier to handle. With the slow growth I was able to go about life normally for much longer without worrying that my secret would be revealed. Though the nausea and overall discomfort were murderous in the beginning my first trimester took six and a half months—I barely looked any different! Every scan I had showed a perfectly healthy pregnancy which meant more money being added onto my already cushy check. It all felt like a fever dream.

As the weeks turned into months of growth I had begun to realize I was enjoying this. As much as I had felt anxiety over passing nine months I was able to get into the groove of this magickal pregnancy. It was easier with my coworkers in the same predicament in so many different stages for us to all bond together. Though taking the mandatory holidays for Thanksgiving and Christmas were difficult—there was no extra growing and it felt like my skin was burning with power that was ready to burst forward. Stepping back into the bakery I swore up and down that I grew about four inches around the middle from this surge of pregnancy magick.

Now that I'm nearing the end of this pregnancy a whole two years later, I am more than ready to pop. The babe is very happy in here having parties every day of the week and even midnight (let's be honest here it's more like three am) dance battles to show off their moves. As much as this little nugget has brought happiness, excitement, and joy into these long years carrying I clearly need a break. My skin is stretched tightly across my womb with no trace of skin unmarred by red stretchmarks. I'm not angry about it since most were there before I got pregnant. What I will miss is having someone this close to me when I needed them and experience the craziness of pregnancy over an extended period of time.

What I really truly hate is that I'm stuck at home now until the fifth of January. It wouldn't be terrible if I wasn't on the cusp of labor with false contractions for the last three weeks or the equivalent of a bowling ball sitting heavily on my pelvis. The baby shows no signs of being ready to leave their warm home but I'm very certain that there will be a visit to the birthing center in the coming days after I start work again. I don't think I'll be the only one either. My one coworker has twins and he is very ready for those buns to be delivered as soon as possible.

Even with this bump in the road I can see myself doing this all over again. Possibly requesting to go part time for that pregnancy—to really relish in my slow growth and see how different it feels

#;ask and ye shall receive #tmpreg #nonbinary preg #The Bakery™️ #;this is so very very good nonnie please let me kiss your forehead #;i am so sorry this took so long but i didn't want to share this #;i wanted to keep it to myself because i love the concept and do want to make an oc and verse for this bakery #;please feel free to send more about The Bakery™️ someone i beg #permapreg #magical preg

[westernwoodblogs]

If stede and ed don't open some sort of hostel bed and breakfast type establishment at the end of this show I'm rioting. The perfect intersection of blackbeard's bar and grill etc And Jeff's inn.

The crew who'll stay will stay and mesh well, like Olu as the floor manager, Lucius with linens and bookkeeping, Roach in the kitchen of course, Wee John and frenchie as entertainment and waitstaff, Jim, archie and fang as bellhops/security (izzy manages them), Buttons will still be the helmsman bc plot twist!!! THEY'RE ON A BOAT! Never have to leave the sea.

Edit: I forgot black Pete uhm he'd be the handy man/repair man

#ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #hey if someone wants to turn this into a thing feel free just lmk #i havent read ofmd fic since i got into the show last yr #im sorry but yall scare me #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #no one reads my posts #david jenkins im begging sir followthrough

[rubakans-watermelons]

Get these crusty corpses out of USA's government, you guys need to learn that Joe Biden isn't just passing anti-lgbtq+ bills, he's funding GENOCIDE too. I am ashamed to call myself a American because of the disgusting pedophile of a man who's killing children everyday. I'm really scared of this becoming a world war 3 , or causing several civil wars or other types of wars. American education makes it seem as though the world is in total peace and that ww3 would never happen , but it can and i am scared of that and i am scared for Palestine and i am scared of the future and I am scared I can never do anything or say anything to stop it , and in general? I'm just scared of the world

#free gaza #gaza #gaza genocide #palestine #free palestine #palestine genocide #im really scared #i cant handle being scared #please someone in charge im begging you #you're scaring me with this please #i know im not in a position to be scarred but i am #i cant help it #im fucking exhausted #of all of this #and myself #just please read

[tennis-kittens]

I'll be there for you • These five words I swear to you • When you breathe, I wanna be the air for you • I'll be there for you • I'd live and I'd die for you • I'd steal the sun from the sky for you • Words can't say what love can do • I'll. be. there. for. you.

#great just when i finally stopped crying #MY HEART #whatever you need me to do Rafa... #why is he like this #i'm such a mess right now #thank the tennis God for oversharing Roger #They'd just do anything for each other #someone makes me an edit of these clips on that Bon Jovi song please I'M BEGGING #not that i want you to cry or anything but the 1st gif and the last one are 6 years apart. #Roger kept his promise #feel free to pile up on this i love pain #roger federer #rafael nadal #fedal

[reel-fear]

Hey if anyone wants to check out Moving Pictures Redrawn [a fan-made remake of the first chapter of BATIM that Mike n Meatly may have ordered to be taken down? It's unsure at the moment] Guess who downloaded a copy before they did that~

#batim #batdr #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #honestly if they did order the take down um lmao tbh #I guess Id do the same it must be embarrassing for a fan to make a better game than you did literally improved your damn #flagship title bc it fucking sucks #but yeah in the name of preserving this piece of art this person mustve spent forever making hmu if u wanna download it <3<3 #its genuinely so cool I hope it turns out someone was posing as the bendy devs bc like this is so awesome #to have it taken down just feels so shitty #idc if its just a better batim if I could fucking sue Meatly n Mike for selling me a piece of shit of a game #thats not fun to play buggy as hell and has some of the worst storytelling ive ever seen #then took this down bc actually we cant let ppl play chapter 1 for free anymore ugh its just salt in the wound of how shitty they r #this remake is so cool I cant believe I got it to run on my computer #the way they redesigned the general areas is so damn cool too this is genuinely such an improvement and meatly n mike should be fucking #begging on their knees for the fans to forgive them if they did take this down fuck them so so much #mike literally has flaunted his fucking wealth in the past do we really think he needs the extra 20 bucks from some poor soul #buying his elaborate scam of a game that has a broken save system really? Does he need that money? No the fuck he doesnt #ramblez

[raazberry]

how do i get people to play the entire hello charlotte series. i am losing my mind here

#the first two games are free + the third one is very cheap #and the extras (delirium + heavens gate) are also free #well heavens gate has a paid extra story but it's largely free #and all of it is so FUCKING GOOD #especially if you're someone who likes piecing stories together #personally things really clicked into place for me when i played all of the games for the second time with new and fun context #that doesn't take away the fun from your first playthrough of it though because ITS SUCH A GOOD PAINFUL UNRELIABLE AMAZING STORY #with an unforgettable cast #zzz #hello charlotte #also if you enjoy philosophy & trying to figure out God as a concept #you will love hc #pls play i am on my knees begging

[hecate-valentine]

war never changes

#final fantasy 7 #final fantasy vii #final fantasy 7 remake #ff7 #ff7 remake #crisis core #crisis core reunion #final fantasy crisis core #final fantasy 7 memes #final fantasy memes #someone please free me from myself #its been almost 12 years #image credits: me #i blame the white haired fucker with the long sword and mommy issues #patiently waiting for a dirge of cerberus remake to finish this meme #square enix i will do anything for a doc remake please i beg of you #ive gone 12 years without new vincent valentine content i am starved

[comeplayme]

im sooo bad about makjng myself edge >-<

#what can i say im a red blooded human who like cummin! #but also the idea of being so infautated n obsessed with someone that when they tell me that i cant come without their permission #that i just obey them #even if it means sitting there n begging them n humping #bd/sm kink #manipulation kink #bd/sm dynamic #fr33use #free use kink #breeding toy

[eebie]

ok i said i wouldnt earlier But if arquius sprite told me ti feel his tits i would

#out of APPRECIATION!!!! and alsi because he’s my best friend #i would draw the hell out of him free anatomy study just floating around He would like it too hed be like #Hell fucking yes DRAW my MUSCLES! Hell yes! Finally someone who understands fhe beauty of being so STRONG😤😤😤 #my rambles #homestuck #please understand me i beg you

[chronomally]

I've been enjoying Cult of the Lamb so far except for when one of my followers comes up to me and is like "Oh great leader please make me eat poop I want to eat poop so bad but only if someone makes me if you make me eat poop I'll love you forever PLEASE" like. um. I don't need to be involved in this

#please feel free to ignore this #I'm playing Cult of the Lamb #It's gamebro #Also one of my followers begged me to marry them and I was like um okay I guess #I think it's kind of cute but also a little awkward that kissing them increases their loyalty to the cult #The good/bad thing about picking a ritual is that at some point someone is going to make you perform it

[myimaginationplain]

seeing as ATSV Hobie has no specified age, I think he can rightly be considered any age between that of the teens (Miles, Gwen, Pavitr, Peni) & the adults (Peter, Jess, Miguel, etc.) according to what a person feels best suits him and/or their fanwork. anyone blowing a gasket over their own personal age headcanons for him not being enshrined in fandom as law needs to just take a fucking chill pill & get over it (I'm looking at you TikTok.)

#if yr writing a high school au then sure make him 17. if you wanna ship him with miguel or someone then sure he can be 28. who gives a fuck #personally he gives me early 20s vibes with how self assured & certain in his own beliefs he is. he's the cool older brother type imo #& seeing as he mentioned going to pubs I think he's at least 18 #but see the difference between me & some of yall is that I truly do not gaf if someone sees him as older or younger. #no one is going to arrest you for shipping a character who 'might' be an adult with a character who's a teen or vice versa. be free I beg #this is similar to the arguments that went on about jinx's unspecified age in arcane & it's just as annoying #spider-man #atsv #across the spider verse #spider punk #hobie brown #fandom bs #fandom wank