The plot to my next smut piece
Reeve: what?! youre not allowed to fuck my ex-wife!!
Vincent:
Reeve:
Vincent:
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alright I know what I'm doing this week
There's a severe lack of coffin sex in the AO3 tags when it comes to the vampire fandoms. I know Hellsing should have it, I think I've read a fic with coffin sex, but it is rare. Hell, Castlevania is also surprisingly lacking. It's surprising. Why the fuck are the vampire fandoms less horny when it comes to coffins, while the fucking Sims and SVSS seem to have it downpat with only one having it with vampires.
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Yeah yeah, normal Alucard is great and would love me at my worst.
But Abridged Alucard would love me at my most autistic moments and say, โDamn, ya ass is fat.โ
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I need them in ways that would set womenโs rights back years.
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need him to look down at me like this while i go down on his di-
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If anyone needs me, I will be listening to TABOO on repeat and crying loudly under the influence of weed and copious amounts of wine.
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THATS MY BOYFRIEND ALUCARD
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me listening to a beautiful woman be mean to me: yes ma'am
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