OH MY GOD I LEGITAMATELY NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT
NOW I FEEL INCREDIBLY DUMB
"Why cant they dig or fly their way out" BECAUSE MAGIC
GOD I FEEL SO STUPID AAAAAAAAAA
dude i was thinking of a funny scenario where martlet actually manages to fly out but all i could think of is:
warning: low ceiling... 😅
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Me and my boyfriend who's a giant mallet 🔨
Alt version + Misc. under the cut ::
I usually keep my crossover stuff to myself and friends but idk I liked this one enough to post ^_^ .
I've had this idea for a while because I was thinking about Vic's mysims party ds mini-game where it's just hitting people with a big hammer... and I think Violet would be pretty stoked being use to hit people over the head.
I have another idea for Spencer and the Jarrett twins but I don't like either of those artworks so L .
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There were many things about the crown princess of Novoselic that people dd not expect at just the mention of her title. While she was graceful, elegant, and beautiful, she was also a weirdo obsessed, with the occult and more than that serial killers. Which led her to the detective library. She had heard rumors that they were harboring a rather dangerous person there, and she was eager to meet them and gain an understanding on their mentality. Even if she thought, deep down, that she wouldn't get any satisfying answers, it would be interesting to see what they had to say at the very least.
As she arrived at the facility, she was curious about this place. Naturally while she was eager to meet this dangerous person, she was also curious about the past crimes that could be documented, killers that even she had not been able to find information about, but she remained focused as she looked for someone to guide her.
When she finally found someone, she walked up to them.
"Excuse me, might I have a moment of your time? I had recently been told that a dangerous person had been taken prisoner here, and I would be most grateful if you could take me to them so that I may be able to learn more about them!"
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I would love to know more about your thoughts on the Danish Royal Family. Is it that you dont like Margrethe or Fred or you are neutral?
I'm not sure what prompted this but thank you for the ask, nonnie! The easy answer is that I'm Swedish & it's in the DNA of Swedes & Danes to hate one another. There, ask answered!
Okay, no, to be serious. There is this joke amongst the Nordic countries (Sweden, Norway, Finland, Denmark, Åland, Iceland, Faroe Islands & Greenland) that Denmark is the USA of the Nordics & among the Scandinavian royals (Sweden, Norway & Denmark), the Danish have always been my least favourites. I'll post a deeper discussion around my thoughts under the cut & people; remember that these are my personal opinions. I'm not talking facts or trying to be objective here.
Not just the fact that they've done some questionable things (the same could be said for many of the European royals), but it has always struck me weird how borderline worshipped the Danish royals are - especially Margrethe & Mary. It reminds me a bit of the stan culture around some singers & bands where the fans don't simply like the person; they adore them & to the level where you're not even allowed to criticise the person. Then we have Margrethe's approval rating - in a democratic country (Denmark) & its territories (Greenland & Faroe Islands), there is no way someone can continuously have around 80% or higher approval rating.
Up to 2022, I didn't necessarily dislike them & I had no personal issue with Margrethe. The Danish royals weren't my cup of tea, but I found Margrethe very cool as a person & I still do to some extent. There was this public narrative of Frederik, the golden boy, Mary, who could do nothing wrong & Joachim having difficulty finding his role & purpose in the family. As someone who has grown up with Nordic tabloid culture, I assumed it was a Victoria vs. Madeleine situation where the tabloids make a hen out of a feather & try to create drama where there is none. Then that statement around the titles of Joachim's children was published & all the puzzle pieces came together for me...
Now I've seen a lot of people here on Tumblr point towards Nikolai & claim it's all his fault. But that guy has been working as a model under the name of Prince Nikolai since at least 2018. Maybe even earlier, I can't remember. But anyway, the only time his grandma told him off was when he was doing ad work for some car brand & used his royal title. If his modelling career was the problem, Margrethe would have done something years ago & not suddenly, out of the blue, make a decision in autumn 2022.
No, for me, the puzzle pieces all fell together. Joachim struggling to find his place within the Royal House & no one really helping him carve out a position for himself; it being public knowledge that Margrethe favoured his first wife; Marie saying that it wasn't her or Joachim's choice to move to Paris & they weren't happy about it; Marie being painted as the bitter step-mother who wouldn't allow Nikolai & Felix to be with their father & instead, they were kept close to their grandmother; & yeah, the car crash that was Margrethe stripping Joachim's children of their titles a.k.a. she legally changed her grandchildren's names behind their backs without talking to them about it. These are just some instances from the last couple of years that were at the top of my mind.
I've mentioned it in messages to @cambridgemadness @lizisanamimal & @world-of-wales (maybe other people as well, sorry if I forgot to mention you), but to me, it feels very much like Margrethe favouring one son over the other & also doing everything she can to coddle him. It's not just the Nordic tabloids pitting family members against one another. It's very much based on Margrethe's behaviour & her leadership.
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I wish I had the time and energy to write about going to meet the whales with Rafa bc this one is really speaking to me 😩
"They'll definitely like you" reawakened the childhood zoobooks kid in me who always wanted to be a marine biologist and study whales.
Yes Rafayel, please take me on an undersea adventure to meet the whales and we can use the whale whistle to call them cute little guys ♡🐋🐳
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