Harm: Here you are, one tasty health drink!
Mac: Do me a favour, will you? Throw that down the drain and cut out the middleman.
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the razor: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable!
the razor: and also assault with a deadly weapon.
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Soren: Actually, Gabriel's had the basement off-limits lately, so I can't say for sure.
Magnus: "Off-limits", huh? Did you get caught down there scoffing cake, Soren?
Soren: What? No!
Soren:
Soren: They were cookies. And that's not the point!
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we will never see eye to eye
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Specter: You’re so naive Blue Angel.
You see the good in everybody, even when it’s not there.
You’re living a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy and there is no Queen of England!
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The Lady of The Shirai Ryu; Harumi in a nutshell:
Oh, I fought spectre!Harumi Hasashi count as wolf side.
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I think every character in vrains is trans in totally different ways and they absolutely do not get along about it
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avatar rewatch???? Les GOOOOOO✨✨✨💖🦅🦅🦅🦅 the show is just so good tbh
hECK yeah!!! I've been thinking about it sooooo much lately (even before I remembered netflix was doing their own adaptation, which I'll never watch lol). it's been about 10 years since I watched the show for the first - and only - time, so I figured it was about time I watched it through again ;0;
i'm still only like 7 episodes in but I already have all the feels, ngl. I love the Gaang with all my heart <3
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IS THAT CRIS FUCKING ALLEN IN THE NEXT DC POWER!!!!!!!
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Rita: Dark Spectre is the Master of all Evil. He's the money man behind the Moon Palace. IF I HAVE TO MEET WITH HIM, YOU HAVE TO MEET WITH HIM!
*Dark Spectre appears*
Dark Spectre: It is I, Dark Spectre. I am in no need of any further introduction. Your earlier exposition will suffice.
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spectre: please let me come to your sleepover i promise i won't levitate out of my sleeping bag or start crawling around the ceiling at 3 AM.
spectre: i dont know who made all the lights flicker ominously every time someone got up to use the bathroom but it wasn't me i swear
spectre: the wii remotes and console dripping blood and screaming every time i lost at mario cart was a coincidence honest
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Saren: Sometimes you have to use racism to get out of a jam. Lord knows I've done it.
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i wonder if a ford f 150's lights would be strong enough to navigate the shadow cursed lands
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Ema: All respect to pillow princesses but why is this person on Tinder saying she's a pillow princess looking for other pillow princesses... Girl, who is doing the work?
Shoichi: They are sharing a fat Cuban cigar in bed.
Yusaku: And so, they were both bottoms?
Ai: Its so they can play Sims together.
Aoi: Two pillow princesses call that a sleepover.
Jin: Anti-work icons???
Ryoken: The competition for tops is fierce. Teaming up to maximise their joint slay.
Spectre: They're making a pillow fort. What is a princess without a kingdom?
Miyu: They're laying in bed holding hands like otters while wearing fancy lingerie. What's so hard to understand?
Takeru: PILLOW FIGHT! Winner gets to claim the only top in the area.
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Doctor Manhattan: I just need you to stay calm.
Silk Spectre: Calm!? I’m on an alien planet!
Doctor Manhattan: It’s just a planet. You’ve been on a planet before.
Silk Spectre: Yeah! One!
Doctor Manhattan: Now you’ve been on two. That’s a good thing. It’s a new experience.
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