#source: placeholder

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Ross' dad: Is something burning? Jaune, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Ross' dad: Jaune, the toaster is literally on fire.

#submitted by crossover-enthusiast #source: incorrect quotes generator #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #jaune spooky month #ross's dad spooky month #< placeholder name

[incorrect-darkside-detective]

McQueen, to Raxa: Over the past few months I've been teaching them some new tricks. Now it's time to make daddy proud.

Dooley: Yes sir

McQueen: I could not have been more clearly talking about PD.

#The Darkside Detective #Darkside Detective #Incorrect Quotes #Source: Unknown #McDooley #Francis McQueen #Detective McQueen #Patrick Dooley #Officer Dooley #Placeholder Dooley #PD #Raxa Pareksh #(Mentioned)

[enstarsurbanfantasy]

Mikagura - POV Hiiro

[Mikagura: a ritual dance performed at the imperial court and various important Shinto shrines. It consists of welcoming, entertaining and greeting the deities with humorous or poetic syllabic songs.]

Hiiro hears the singing before he sees the source.

He's strolling through one of the side gardens, thinking over one of his homework questions, when he's alerted to the distant sound of instruments. Music isn't uncommon in Ensemble Square, but it's mostly the music that the idol units are making. The music now vaguely resembles Akatsuki's songs, but it's slower and doesn't have modern instruments.

Hiiro turns a corner, curious about what's going on.

Water floats around Aira, ribbons swirling around his arms and legs as he steps back and forth with a string of bells in hand. He's dancing to the music, chanting with his eyes closed and moving as if it were the most natural thing in the world. Hiiro can see the kamuy dancing with him, water, storm, and war caressing his cheek like a mother to her child.

The music ends. With a sweep of his hand, the water surrounding Aira comes together in one long stream, and it funnels into the water bottle by the door. The spirits settle around Aira's shoulders like a winter cloak. Finished, Aira bows (to the kamuy?), opens his eyes and--

He is surprised, but the realization is... slow. His unitmate is settled, possibly in that floaty feeling Hiiro gets after finishing prayers, when his mind is more in the spritual realm than the human one. There is also something... other. Something playful and tricky and entirely inhuman.

Hiiro's throat is bone dry, and he swallows, opening his mouth to say... something.

But nothing comes out, because Aira places a finger to his mouth in a gesture for quiet. In fact, he seems to be physically unable to say anything. Aira gives a high pitched laugh, beams at him uncharacteristically, and blinks.

Aira shakes his head, and he's suddenly back to his usual countenance.

"Sorry," he says. "Ame-no-Uzume is a bit of a trickster."

"Ame... no Uzume?"

"You don't know a lot about Shinto gods, do you?" Aira remarks drily.

"Nope!" He'd like to learn more, if possible. The part of him that was trained to protect Nii-san rises, seeing all the possibilities of danger from such casual possession.

Aira takes a breath, exhales, and recites a story like he's heard it a thousand times before. "The sun goddess, Amaterasu, once quarreled with her brother, Susanoo, the god of sea and storms. After coming together to produce children, Susanoo vandalized her rice fields, flayed a horse and threw it at her loom, and brutally killed one of her maidservants. Amaterasu, furious, forfeited her divinity and retreated to a cave. As a result, the world was plunged into eternal night.

"The other gods came together to confer on the situation. In a bid to draw her out, Ame no Uzume placed a mirror by the cave's entrance, leapt upon an upturned tub, and proceeded to dance while tearing off her clothes. The other gods, stunned, started to laugh.

"Amaterasu heard the laughter and wondered how they could be happy in a world of eternal night. She looked out, and upon seeing her beautiful face in the mirror, went to take a closer look. As Amaterasu left the cave, the other gods threw a sacred rope across the cave entrance, preventing her from returning. Amaterasu agreed to rejoin the divine, and light was restored to the world.

And thus Ame no Uzume became known as the Heavenly Alarming Female."

Aira smiles, expression showing that he's still bit out of it. "Ame no Uzume is the goddess of revelry and the arts. I was praying for a good result in the MDM." he considers, and continues, "A sacred dance opens up your heart and mind to outside forces. Usually the gods have better things to do than to possess a random human, but Ame no Uzume likes to have a little fun."

"So it's like a send-off ritual," Hiiro murmurs.

Aira shrugs. "I... guess? I don't know much about your traditions."

Hiiro glances at Aira, just in time to see him sway concerningly. Hiiro slings an arm over Aira's shoulder to steady him, and Aira rests his head on his shoulder. "How long have you been praying?"

" 's the shorter ritual.. six hours?" Aira slurs.

Hiiro presses his lips together and declares, "I'm going to carry you back to the dorm."

Aira, already half asleep, doesn't do more than hum an assent.

#ensemble stars!! #urban fantasy #enstars urban fantasy au #hiiro amagi #aira shiratori #alkaloid #hiiai if you squint and look sideways #I ship them okay I think they should kiss #sorry if the ainu beliefs are inaccurate #I'm not ainu and half the sources I found were written pre-1910s #thank you smithsonian for your book written in 2000 it was a welcome palate cleanser #I just learned that apparently canon!Aira thinks of his family as “so normal it's boring” but I'm attached now #so I'm using my fanfic writer rights to say “this is an AU” #"water storm and war” is a reference to the domains of takeminakata who is aira's ancestor #I love aira he's my favorite character #the placeholder title for this was “waterbending” #aira is a waterbender #mikagura used to be performed across several days... the dedication the choir must have had

[approaching-catharsis]

Bad Buddy fandom ily but WHAT happened to you circa Nov 2022

I was looking at the ao3 tags stats for Bad Buddy and-

What you're seeing is the popularity of certain tags on ao3 in the Bad Buddy Series fandom over time.

[As in, I plotted the ratio between the number of fluff fics written in Nov and Dec '22 and the total number of fics written in those two months. That way for all the fics written between November '21 and April this year, using these tags.]

I looked at some of the most popular tags, and these all follow a relatively consistent trend until late last year, and then they suddenly go haywire.

This is fascinating! What happened in those two months to prompt such a change?

And the thing is, the number of fics written in that period actually fell.

So I'm not sure if there was a sudden influx of new fans/fics that changed the trends the tags were following until then.

Just that, for some reason, the fics that were written during and after November had very different preferences in genre/tags.

Fluff plummeted before shooting up again the next month. Enemies to lovers got a bump in just those two months and went back to the earlier value immediately after. But the number of canon divergent fics shot up after Dec. Angst and h/c fics, which were meandering about in the preceding months, also got a tiny bump up around Nov. Fics also started getting angstier towards the year-end, heh.

Just, why did the drifts in tag preferences get so shaken up at the end of last year? 👀

Ooh, and some of the changes from when the series was airing vs later on are also pretty cool.

I love how at first fics were more canon-compliant but after the series ended people just went 'fuck canon <3' /lh

But also fics with the 'introspection' tag were much more common in the early days, which I think is v interesting! However, I don't think introspective fics stopped being written over the months; more like people stopped using that tag. Possibly because fics included introspection in the plot rather than have standalone introspection/character study fics maybe? Or authors just stopped using the tag, idk, that's a problem with ao3 data. Never know when it's just reflecting personal choices vs something else.

Also, episodes 10, 11, 12 were released in Jan. Of course there was a rise in h/c fics after that fkshfksg

I'm also v interested in the fact that pre-canon fics rose in popularity a couple of months of the series ended. There wasn't as much focus on the pre-canon era when the series was airing - that's kinda interesting. Were people writing more about what they expected in the next ep types, missing scenes or stuff like that more then?

#it's been a while since I made one of these posts! #hope the explanations and stuff make sense‚ I'm out of practice making posts that describe data‚ oof #bad buddy #bad buddy the series #also I have progressed from saying I made these posts to procrastinate on assignments #to now admitting i'm doing this to procrastinate on job stuff lol #character development or something #also I DID make the chart races based on the top tags in the bbs fandom that i mentioned a couple of days ago #and they were v cool! I'll share them next. still need to work out the image descriptions and stuff #but while working on the chart races i noticed these tags and got distracted welp #problem is that i still haven't figured out how to embed flourish studio stuff onto tumble so mhmm i'll have to share a link like last time #or make a gif of the chart race maybe? I'll see #also fwiw I will be sharing the data and tables for this post like I usually do #But I already typed up the explanation of how I sourced the data on the chart race draft so ehhh not doing it all over again #will share all the data for both posts on the same spreadsheet. #well maybe not all of it. i have like 8 tables rn? it took me. so long to put different filters for each value individually ;_; #i'm talking sorting ao3's filters over 250 times to get all the data i needed #i do this for fun‚ i tell myself /lh #placeholder tag #ao3 tag #uhhh damn it's been so long i forgot which tags i use for which posts‚ oof

[xmindless-loserx]

hai guyz!!! herez mah new oc annndd.... uh.... mm... wat happened to his texturez.... i guess i forgot to download them >.<

#the caption is joking hehe #i named her garry for a reason :3 #sparkledog #oc #webcore #old web #2000s #furry #source #btw if you havent got the joke #his texture is the placeholder texture for source engine #hence the alt fits being the hev suit scout and bill #and the name garry - like gmod yk

[virmillion]

ragt rambling :/

so this is. DEFINITELY. because i just watched the good place s3e6 again and it ALWAYS gets me because of who i am and where i'm at as a person but. i really think i might up and die if you gave rough a sibling. i think sister, because that's easier (and statistically you should probably have at least one cis character that's not a parent). i also think it should be a younger sister. i think rough's parents loved him, but they were bad at it. they were bad at being parents, and they were inexperienced, because being a parent is hard, and even though they had good intentions, it still sucked. it sucked for rough, and no matter how much they wanted to do good, that doesn't fix how much they fucked him up.

but then they had a second kid. a girl, a beautiful baby girl, planned and wanted and perfect. where rough was an accident, something to be worked around as they tried to learn how to be parents before they were truly adults, this girl was planned. im calling her emily for now, exclusively because unsaid emily always makes me cry, but also a little bit bc of the kid in the drew gooden video about the christmas mail movie, which i can recite from memory.

so along comes emily, and she's perfect and amazing and everything rough wasn't and isn't. their parents dote on her, because they learned from their mistakes. they lavish her with attention and gifts and driving to the after-school clubs - she's in all the sports, all the extracurriculars, they buy her all the pieces to all the hobbies she picks up every other week. rough is in the photography club. sometimes he gets some spare cash, which he socks away to eventually buy a better camera than the one that comes in his phone.

and he loves her, he really does. it's impossible not to, she's so nice and genuine and sincere in everything she does, she couldn't tell a lie if she wanted to. she doesn't get the perfect grades, but she works hard for B's and gets praised for an honest effort from every teacher. rough wishes he could hate her, and he wishes he could hate his parents for doing this to him, but it's no one's fault. it's not even his own fault, so there's no fair way for him to be mad at anyone, this is just how things are, and what can he even do about it! he's here, and he's a little fucked up, and emily's here, too, and she's with him, and she doesn't care that he's a little fucked up, because she loves him anwyay!! they don't get each other, rough wouldn't know the first thing about getting her, because her world is so alien from his own, despite the two being parallel

and then rough dies, and emily is alone. and really, what difference has there been before now, in her being an only child who happened to have a roommate? things are hard at first, and she misses her brother, and everyone is so understanding, but no one lashes out at her, or gets mad at her for doing the same. everyone understands that she's confused about her feelings, and that's worse, because what does she do with that? what do either of them do with that?

and she doesn't even know that rough is still there. rough is always there, because it's never been fair that he was loved, and that wasn't enough. it wasn't, and now it never will be, because there's nowhere for his parents to put that love but straight back into emily. and although emily doesn't know it, when she goes to the store and she buys the polaroid camera rough coveted and she takes pictures of everything, as if that might bring him back, rough is in all those pictures. he interrupts the dust motes spiraling through the light from the window, he nudges his littlest pet shop figures to be unaligned, and when emily finally turns the camera on herself, he's there, too, forcing a grin from over her shoulder and wishing she knew. she doesn't, of course. the newest picture prints, and she's a little bit out of focus, the camera instead choosing to zero in on the space behind her. she folds this picture up and keeps it in her pocket and sleeps in rough's bed that night, and he sits against the side and sorts all the pictures she took, spreads them out for her to see when she wakes up, because that's all he can do for either of them.

he doesn't know how to miss his parents, and he's not sure they do, either. he knows how to miss his sister, though, because he's been doing it all his life. he puts his swimming goggles around the camera when he leaves

#hello night lab #r&t #r&t: scene #r&t: r #r&t: e #HELLO EMILY WELCOME TO THE TAG FAMILY #IM CRYING BTW. I FUCKING HATE MYSELF WHY DID I REWATCH THIS SHOW #i KNOW how i get about family dynamics i KNOW. i know. why the FUCK did i let myself do this #...no one talk to me. google says emily might come from latin for 'rival' do NOT fucking talk to me oh my god im in SHAMBLES #alright im sold. emily was a jokey placeholder name but its permanent now babey #i didnt even know if i was set on giving rough a sibling but HERE WE ARE ://////// #unfortunately this means i need to learn how it feels to be an older sibling and not the younger one. whoops #im lying btw please talk 2 me about this bs. oh my god #these moods are so much harder bc in fandoms when i get like this other people can relate #but IM the one that has to create the source material about which i am getting like this #anyway. live laugh love

[punisheddonjuan]

So You've Finally Switched to Firefox: a Brief Guide to a Some Very Useful Add-Ons.

This post is inspired by two things, the first being the announcement by Google that the long delayed Manifest V3 which will kill robust adblocking will finally roll out in June 2024, and the second, a post written by @sexhaver in response to a question as to what adblockers and extensions they use. It's a very good post with some A+ information, worth checking out.

I love Firefox, I love the degree of customization it offers me as a user. I love how it just works. I love the built in security features like DNS over HTTPS, and I love just how many excellent add-ons are available. It is a better browser than Chrome in every respect, and of the many Chromium based browsers out there, only Vivaldi comes close.

There are probably many people out there who are considering switching over to Firefox but are maybe putting it off because they've got Chrome set up the way they like it with the extensions they want, and doing all that again for Firefox seems like a chore. The Firefox Add-on directory is less expansive than the Chrome Web Store (which in recent years has become overrun with garbage extensions that range from useless to active malware), but there is still a lot of stuff to sift through. That's where this short guide comes in.

I'm presently running 33 add-ons for Firefox and have a number of others installed but disabled. I've used many others. These are my picks, the ones that I consider essential, useful, or in some cases just fun.

Adblocking/Privacy/Security:

uBlock Origin: The single best adblocker available. If you're a power user there are custom lists and scripts you can find to augment it.

Privacy Badger: Not strictly necessary if you're also running uBlock, but it does catch a few trackers uBlock doesn't and replaces potentially useful trackers like comment boxes with click-to-activate placeholders.

Decentraleyes: A supplementary tool meant to run alongside uBlock, prevents certain sites from breaking when tracker requests are denied by serving local bundled files as replacement.

NoScript: The nuclear option for blocking trackers, ads, and even individual elements. Operates from a "trust no one" standpoint, you will need to manually enable elements yourself. Not recommended for casual users, but a fantastic tool for the power user.

Webmail Ad Blocker: The first of many webmail related add-ons from Jason Saward I will be recommending. Removes all advertising from webmail services like Gmail or Yahoo Mail.

Popup Blocker (Strict): Strictly blocks ALL pop up/new tab/new window requests from all website by default unless you manually allow it.

SponsorBlock: Not a fan of listening to your favourite YouTuber read advertisements for shitty products like Raycons or BetterHelp? This skips them automatically.

AdNauseam: I don't use this one but some people prefer it. Rather than straight up blocking ads and trackers, it obfuscates data by injecting noise into the tracker surveillance infrastructure. It clicks EVERY ad, making your data profile incomprehensible.

User-Agent Switcher: Allows you to spoof websites attempting to gather information by altering your browser profile. Want to browse mobile sites on desktop? This allows you to do it.

Bitwarden: Bitwarden has been my choice of password manager since LastPass sold out and made their free tier useless. If you're not using a password manager, why not? All of my passwords look like this: $NHhaduC*q3VhuhD&scICLKjvM4rZK5^c7ID%q5HVJ3@gny I don't know a single one of them and I use a passphrase as a master password supplemented by two-factor-authentication. Everything is filled in automatically. It is the only way to live.

Proton Pass: An open source free password manager from the creators of Proton Mail. I've been considering moving over to it from Bitwarden myself.

Webmail/Google Drive:

Checker Plus for Gmail: Provides desktop notifications for Gmail accounts, supports managing multiple accounts, allows you to check your mail, read, mark as read or delete e-mails at a glance in a pop-up window. An absolutely fabulous add-on from Jason Saward.

Checker Plus for Google Drive: Does for your Google Drive what Checker Plus for Gmail does for your Gmail.

Checker Plus for Google Calendar: The same as the above two only this time for your Google Calendar.

Firefox Relay: An add-on that allows you to generate aliases that forward to your real e-mail address.

Accessibility:

Dark Reader: Gives every page on the internet a customizable Dark Mode for easier reading and eye protection.

Read Aloud: A text to speech add-on that reads pages with the press of a button.

Zoom Page WE: Provides the ability to zoom in on pages in multiple ways: text zoom, full page zoom, auto-fit etc.

Mobile Dyslexic: Not one I use, but I know people who swear by it. Replaces all fonts with a dyslexia friendly type face.

Utility:

ClearURLs: Automatically removes tracking data from URLs.

History Cleaner: Automatically deletes browser history older than a set number of days.

Feedbro RSS Feed Reader: A full standalone reader in your browser, take control of your feed and start using RSS feeds again.

Video Download Helper: A great tool for downloading video files from websites.

Snap Link Plus: Fan of Wikipedia binge holes? Snap Link allows the user to drag select multiple hyperlinks and open all of them in new tabs.

Copy PlainText: Copy any text without formatting.

EPUBReader: Read .epub files from within a browser window.

Tab Stash: A no mess, no fuss way to organize groups of tabs as bookmarks. I use it as a temporary bookmark tool, saving sessions or groups of tabs into "to read" folders.

Tampermonkey/Violentmonkey: Managers for installing and running custom user scripts. Find user scripts on OpenUserJS or Greasy Fork, there's an entire galaxy out there of ingenious and weird custom user scripts out there, go discover it.

Browsing & Searching:

Speed Dial 2: A new tab add-on that gives you easy access to your favourite sites.

Unpaywall: Whenever you come across a scholarly article behind a paywall, this add-on will search through all the free databases for an accessible and non-paywalled version of the text.

Web Archives: Come across a dead page? This add-on gives you a quick way to search for cached versions of the page on the Wayback Machine, Google Cache, Archive.is and others.

Bypass Paywalls: Automatically bypasses the paywalls of major websites like those for the New York Times, New Yorker, the Financial Times, Wired, etc.

Simple Translate: Simple one-click translation of web pages powered by Google Translate.

Search by Image: Reverse search any image via several different search engines: Google Image, TinEye, Yandex, Bing, etc.

Website Specific:

PocketTube: Do you subscribe to too many YouTube channels? Would you like a way to organize them? This is your answer.

Enhancer for Youtube: Provides a suite of options that make using YouTube more pleasant: volume boost, theatre mode, forced quality settings, playback speed and mouse wheel volume control.

Augmented Steam: Improves the experience of using Steam in a browser, see price histories of games, take notes on your wishlist, make wish listed games and new DLC for games you own appear more visible, etc.

Return YouTube Dislikes: Does exactly what it says on the package.

BlueBlocker: Hate seeing the absolute dimmest individuals on the planet have their replies catapulted to the top of the feed because they're desperate to suck off daddy Elon sloppy style? This is for you, it automatically blocks all Blue Checks on Twitter. I've used it to block a cumulative 34,000 Blue Checks.

Batchcamp: Allows for batch downloading on Bandcamp.

XKit Rewritten: If you're on Tumblr and you're not using whichever version of XKit is currently available, I honestly don't know what to say to you. This newest version isn't as fully featured as the old XKit of the golden age, but it's been rewritten from the ground up for speed and utility.

Social Fixer for Facebook: I once accidentally visited Facebook without this add-on enabled and was immediately greeted by the worst mind annihilating content slop I had ever had the misfortune to come across. Videos titled "he wanted her to get lip fillers and she said no so he had bees sting her lips" and AI photos of broccoli Jesus with 6000 comments all saying "wow". Once I turned it on it was just stuff my dad had posted and updates from the Radio War Nerd group.

BetterTTV: Makes Twitch slightly more bearable.

Well I think that's everything. You don't have to install everything here, or even half of it, but there you go, it's a start.

#major works #firefox #guides

[project-sekai-updates]

Rui will cast a spell on you~

Get this costume when you pull his "A Sudden Trial" card~

Available from the "Imperial Soldiers Gacha"

#mod minori #official #project sekai #en sekai #source: twitter #I just fucking noticed a few minutes ago I accidently left my placeholder title there on card post the Honami's last focus event sob #I fixed it already but..... How did I not notice #sob

[incorrectcollectiveassrpgs]

Meredith: I've been alive for 65 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in.

Dahlia: "Ahhhh!" is usually my go-to.

Aster: Say nothing... just knock back.

Old Captain: "Can I get some peace and quiet??"

Forgotten Captain: "This stall is not big enough for the both of us."

Billy: Just hiss at them.

Orinala: "Come back with a warrant."

Zephyr: "What's the password?"

Miss Call: Start barking.

Finn: "Come in?"

Beth: Guys... you're supposed to say "occupied"...

#source: twitter #source: holyfudge #goddamn this is too many to tag #meredith #dahlia #aster #old captain #forgotten captain #orinala #miss call #beth #miss call was just a placeholder for barking but it became so ensconced in my mind i had to keep it

[incorrect-darkside-detective]

I love when people try to hate on cats by saying they'd literally eat you when you die. Like I'd be dead, why would I care? PD gets hungry. She has a cute nose. Dig in, PD!

-McQueen

#The Darkside Detective #Darkside Detective #Incorrect Quotes #Source: Twitter #(w/ some editing from me) #Francis McQueen #Detective McQueen #Placeholder Dooley #Queued Post

[luckiestplant]

ppl will be like “REMINDER THAT JOHN IS CANONICALLY A GAY PERSON”. ok but john WHO? from what? what’s his full name? what john are you talking about?????

#john is placeholder for any name #and gay can be replaced by any queer identity #plant talk #like maybe not if h their name is like cornog or velvetica or something hut like #with a common name u gotta at least give a last name or emedia source cmon

[suppermariobroth]

Unused text in the Japanese version of Paper Mario provides early/placeholder names for the Star Spirits (translated into English in the image) that reveal that the Star Spirits are supposed to be grouped into three pairs of matching concepts with Eldstar presiding over them.

When arranged in a circle (as they are in-game in their hall in Star Haven, as well as in the menu), Eldstar does not have a counterpart, but each of the other Star Spirits is matched up with the one opposite. Mamar and Kalmar are parents, Skolar and Klevar are a teacher and a student, and Muskular and Misstar are a young couple.

This raises the interesting possibility that these pairs of Star Spirits were supposed to either have matching/connected abilities, or were planned to interact at some point during the story. In the finished game, almost all interactions between the Star Spirits happen when all seven of them are present, so that no relationships between any two specific Star Spirits are able to be showcased.

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#paper mario #nintendo

[tragedynoir]

— server exclusive: ROOTS + [ link ]

a free, minimalist, light academia google doc template for your muse's family tree. it's simple to edit, and the family tree is completely made in google drawings so you can directly edit them from within google docs! there are four preset icons you can use to describe the relationships within the family in the tree, but feel free to create your own. there is also space for writing on the family line, as well as a section for you to go in depth on the details of your muse's relationship with their family members. to access the template, join my discord server (in the link above or in source) and find it under the new releases channel. enjoy!

placeholder images from marianna smiley, mike gorrell and engin akyurt on unsplash — please change it out to fit your muses! feel free to edit as you please, but please do not remove the credit, resell or claim as yours whether wholesale, in part, or modified.

if you like my work, please reblog to share this resource, it really helps me out! ♡ and if you would like to support me further, consider buying me a coffee?

#google doc template #google docs #muse template #template #rp resource #rph #relationship doc #character template #rp doc #multimuse template #writing template #m #writing resource #m se #other template

[felassan]

a Reset Era user reports that DA:D (a placeholder file) can be pre-downloaded now on Xbox using the phone app [source].

#dragon age: dreadwolf #dragon age 4 #the dread wolf rises #da4 #dragon age #bioware #video games #? 👁️ #anyone here a PS player and able to have a look on there too? #update: apparently this dl isnt on PS and I dont see it on steam

[smallmariofindings]

During development of Mario Party 9, the Captain Event Space used a placeholder texture that was a simple white square with the letter "E" in it (shown in the screenshot, linking to the space it would be used on).

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[catopoliscat]

absence / suguru geto/fem!reader

suguru's been working away for a few days. time apart always made your boyfriend a little insatiable. sometimes he couldn't even wait for you to wake up before he had a taste.

tags: nsfw. 18+. fem!reader. (consensual) somnophilia. established relationship. canon!verse but slight au!suguru (not a cult leader/normal sorcerer). cunnilingus. fingering. one pet name, ‘my sweet thing’. spitting. suguru knows how to EAT. he’s also very, very into it if you catch my drift. porn without plot, really. no use of y/n or any other placeholders. ever.

wc: 1.9k.

a/n: is this a drabble? how small is a fucking drabble idk - but a lil smth small while i work on a lil smth fatter ehe

mdni.

It’s the throbbing between your legs that eventually wakes you up. 

Your head is thick, still dusted and clouded with the heavy remnants of your disturbed dreams. There’s a cool breeze against your skin, and you vaguely become aware of the lack of covers on top of you… and yet your skin feels hot, prickly. You palm at the sheets, go to roll from your back onto your side but a firm grip against your thighs keeps you planted. The feeling of restriction rouses you more, your eyelids fluttering, squinting against the darkness of your bedroom—

—and the long, hot slide of something wet against your clit has you snapping awake. 

Your eyes blink open as a breathless sound leaves your lips. Your hips buck up involuntarily against the unknown source of pleasure, a hot flush blooming across your skin. You go to rise up on your elbows, only to fall back again a breath later as you feel a strong suction against your swollen bud. 

A soft moan falls out of you, the sound snapping through the silence of your bedroom, filtering with the lewd wet sound coming from between your thighs.

Looking down, you’re greeted by the mess of ink-black hair spilling over your lower stomach, untied and untamed, tickling your skin with every movement. You can make out a single ear and black gauge amidst the dishevelled locks, the soft moonlight catching on its obsidian surface. 

Even if you couldn’t see, you could tell it was Suguru by the sounds of his deep groans alone. 

“F-fuck, Suguru,” you gasp as those tight lips clench harder around your clit. “Couldn’t… ah, couldn’t wait until the damn morning?” 

Something like a grunt and a moan is all you get in reply. Your hips go to roll again, but an arm is winding around your thigh—and a large hand presses down on your lower stomach to keep you still. Those sinful lips pop off of your clit with a wet smack. 

“Missed you,” you hear Suguru murmur, the words muffled against your hot flesh before he gives one long lick from your entrance upward. He moans as if the taste is all he needs to sustain him. “Missed this.” 

You bite your bottom lip, teeth dragging against the skin as your arm snakes down your body. Your fingers wind into those untamed locks, gripping the strands tightly at the root–and a rumbling moan vibrates against your hot, sensitive flesh in response. Suguru was always weak for having his hair pulled.

You rise up on one elbow. Your fingers tighten in his hair, your grip almost severe, but Suguru only groans again, his wet tongue sliding against your pussy messily. His head tilts up a little, two dark eyes looking up at you from underneath his lashes and the hair spilling across some of his face. Your own arousal glints against his lips and tongue, even his nose. A light flush blooms across his cheeks. He looks almost drunk.

He pushes against your grip easily, face diving back down an inch between your thighs. His tongue circles the slick rim of your entrance once again before sliding inside, a wet slurping sound filling the air—drinking from you like a man parched. A sharp nose bumps against your clit and you clench around his tongue tightly. 

“A-ah,” you roll your hips toward his mouth, feeling his tongue probe deeper, and Suguru makes no move to stop you this time. Instead, his large palm slides up across your stomach, dipping under your shirt to grab greedily at your breast. “You’ve r-really missed me, huh?” 

“You have no fucking idea,” he breathes out between thrusts of his tongue, voice muffled by your slick heat. Suguru wasn’t one for cursing often, but when he did, it never failed to make you clench, that coil in your gut winding a little tighter. “Couldn’t stop thinking about this.” 

Suguru pulls back his tongue, purses his lips, and a trickle of spit falls against your pussy, wetting you further. He smears it with his tongue, his grip on your breast tightening. His ministrations are sloppy, a mixture of his saliva and your own arousal coating his lower face, strands of his untied hair, your thighs and ass. 

“So fucking messy,” he groans, pinching at your nipple harshly almost as if you were to blame for all this. 

Suguru was typically methodical and precise when it came to your pleasure… that was until distance separated you. Then he became like this–wanting, hungry, filthy. Almost insatiable.

Typically, however, he had the patience and restraint to wait until morning. It seems tonight he had been in a rush—not even bothering to remove take off his own clothes or even your underwear fully, instead tugging them hastily to the side. They were damp too, you could feel it, and you wondered how long he had busied himself licking against the fabric until his impatience had pushed him forward. 

Your moans rise in both pitch and volume as he busies his tongue against your clit again, stimulating it in sure, quick circles with the tip. He lets the drool fall freely from his mouth until you feel it drip down between your cheeks to soak the bedsheets below you. You continue to tug and pull at his scalp, your hips twitching and your breathing growing increasingly ragged. 

Suguru can tell you’re growing close—he knows your body well enough by now to recognise the signs. Laboured breathing, moans turning to pitchy gasps, the grip on his hair that’s almost painful. He doesn’t waste any time in sliding two thick fingers inside you, the passage barely felt with how slick you are. The pads of his digits pressing against the soft part inside your walls that has your hips nearly flying off the bed; not thrusting, simply curling. Insistently. 

A guttural sound leaves Suguru’s lips in response, something like a growl. 

“Fuck!” You gasp, the combination of his tongue on your clit and his fingers massaging your spot sending you dizzy. Your lips are dry, parched, as you pant into the cool air. “I’m gonna’ fucking cum-“ 

Suguru’s fingers rub more firmly against your spot and that coil in your gut is winding so tight you fear you’ll ache in the morning. You know you’re going to crash. Hard. 

“Come on, come on,” Suguru is chanting against your pussy in breathless gasps. “Give it to me, my sweet thing, goddamn, give it—“ 

You glance down between eyelids that seem determined to clamp shut. You see Suguru’s face buried against you, hear the wet squelch of his fingers massaging you from the inside and you’re so close, so fucking close— 

Then you see the movements of Suguru’s hips; small twitches and slow grinds as he ruts his clothed cock against the mattress—the thought that he’s as aroused by this as you are, as he always is when he brings you pleasure like this—sends you careening over the edge. 

Your back bows, a harsh cry leaving your lips as your pussy clenches tight around his fingers. Eyes scrunched tight, you’re throbbing, crying out his name you think, but it’s hard to tell. Suguru’s groaning against you, whispered curses and praises falling from his lips like a symphony. 

The pleasure is blinding, seemingly infinite—Suguru’s tongue and fingers working you even now, pushing you further and further until you can’t take it anymore. When it gets too much, even for you, you tug his lips away from your oversensitive core by his hair. He removes his fingers of his own accord, a slick sound accompanying the movement. 

Your eyes are hazy, clouded, as you look at him, your breaths coming shallow and stilted. His face is soaked with you, his shining lips still parted, his tongue darting out to collect every drop as he stares back. The flush across his cheeks has darkened, and his breathing is shallow, too shallow—you recognise that look, it’s when— 

A breathless laugh falls past Suguru’s lips. He seems sated, yet drained. With a breath, he pulls his hand from your shirt and rises up onto his knees, his movements languid and sluggish. As he sits back on his haunches, his knees slightly spread, you get a clear view of the swell in his pants—and the large dark spot blooming around it. 

He had cum. Without touching himself. 

Suguru’s lips tug to one side as he looks down at you spread out before him. He doesn’t seem sheepish or embarrassed, only vaguely surprised, yet satisfied. His hair is a mess, strands clinging to his damp face and neck. His hand drifts down to his clothed, softening cock, giving it a small squeeze. It twitches in his grasp, and a small ‘hah’ leaves his mouth as his hips twitch. 

“Fuck,” he exhales as his eyelids flutter shut. “You made me cum.” He opens his eyes after a moment, letting his hand fall back to his thigh with a small sigh. “Couldn’t hold back. Not when you sounded like that.”  

You chuckle weakly as your heart calms down in your chest, feeling exhausted in the best possible way. “Not like you to lose control,” you murmur, a lazy smile on your face.

“No?” He slowly crawls over you, two forearms bracing near your head, his hair tickling your collarbones. He dips down to press his lips against yours in a wet, unhurried kiss. You sigh as you taste yourself on his tongue, the taste of both him and you making you melt against the mattress beneath you. He pulls back after a moment too short, settling his weight down against you, but even in his tired state he’s careful not to press fully. “I think you seem to be the best at making me lose my sense.”  

A nose brushes against yours, his eyelids fluttering shut in contentment. The weight against you grows a little heavier, and you imagine he must be beyond exhausted. 

But still, you’re both covered in fluid, sweat and spit. It’s a little gross. 

“We should shower,” you murmur, and Suguru hums in agreement. He makes no effort to move just yet, though. “And probably change the sheets.” 

Suguru exhales through his nose sharply in amusement, his eyes blinking open to look at you through a hooded gaze. “Who said we were done?”

You raise an eyebrow and glance over at the clock on the nightstand. 3:56am.  

“Sugur-“ 

His hips roll against yours, the fabric of his pants rubbing against your tender heat. You jolt a little, a small gasp leaving your lips in response to the stimulation—and the fact that Suguru is still very much hard underneath his trousers. 

You look up at him with a huff of disbelief. “You’re kidding. You need to rest—”

“I missed you so fucking much,” he cuts in, the words deep in tone as his lazy gaze bores into yours from above. There’s an undercurrent of need in his voice, something damningly close to desperation. “Badly.” His hips roll again, more firmly this time. Despite your reservations, you moan at the hard pressure of his cock against you–and the fact that Suguru, composed Suguru, always seemed to be insatiable. Only for you.

His smiles, something frayed at the edges as his grinding becomes more insistent, fervent. “Did you miss me too? Hah, fuck, go on. Tell me.” 

And you do.

You tell him how much you missed him many, many times that night—until warm sunlight filters into the room and you both fall asleep tangled together–amidst the very soiled sheets. 

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