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thedragonlair77 · 4 months
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🐲🧧Year of the Dragon🧧🐲
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oh shit, he found a gingerbrave!
here, a spamgerbrave to add to your collection.
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"WHY THAT IS [simple syrup] THE BEST LOOKING [coogie] IF I EVER SAW ONE!"
"HE LOOKS VERY FRIENDLY AND A [reel] STAND UP SALESMAN!""
"I'M SURE [knee] WOULD AGREE WITH ME!"
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"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SHOWING UP HERE? GET OUT OF HERE YOU DUMB BIRD BACK TO YOUR OWN BLOG!"
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"YOU HAVEN'T [Weenie hut jrs] THE LAST OF SPAMTON GPORY SPAMGON, YOU [ficherprice chatterphone 1961] HEADED MAN!"
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"god I hate when the mod does crossovers like this, that thing belongs on ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon over in the pokemon side of tumblr."
"where you can also find people like artyburgh , thetravelingymleader , and another clown like sweetertreats ..."
"this totally wasn't a promo for the people the mod knows, he'd never lower his self to such a filthy thing."
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sneasedtomeetyou · 5 months
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🔮 - about spamgon
It's not impossible that Spamgon can double as an mp3 player. You don't get to pick the music or the speed it plays back at, so I'm not sure if its worth trying.
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"HEY EVERY... IT'S ME! EVERYONE'S FAVORITE (1999) SALESMAN! SPAMTON GPORY SPAMGON!"
"HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEH"
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"I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" "wHAT HAVE I MISSED MY LITTLE [sponge] FRIENDS?"
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volnixian · 6 months
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"HEY THEIR, I HEARD YOU WANT A SALT [lickitung], AND WELL I CAN'T OFFER ANYTHING THAT COULD HURT YOU!"
"I CAN OFFER THE [best before date] WITH SOME SALT CANDY ONLY 100 [PD] FOR A SMALL BAG OF IT!"
"IT'S LIKE A [salty tear stone] BUT PERFECTLY SAFE AS LONG AS YOU HAVE WATER, AND ONLY EAT AT MAX 10 PER EVERY 2 HOURS" "THE SMALL BAG COMES WITH 40 CANDIES!"
i dont even know what it is... is it made with actual salt??
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prof-lemon · 11 months
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I am extremely happy to report that Spamgon's killswitch has been successfully removed.
I plugged him in an hour before it would typically go off, and waited another two after. After a grueling three hour wait, his source code remained completely unchanged.
For all intents and purposes, the killswitch is gone.
We are both relieved, and I am ordering us both the finest dining Fallarbor has to offer (and that I can afford).
Spamgon has other issues in his code, and I still have the VPP file. I may look into these issues further in the future, but with current technology for Porygon editing, there is only so much I can do. I of course am working on general Porygon-Z modification, but whether that will be applicable to Spamgon with heavy modification or even at all remains yet to be seen.
And to Spamgon, I am sorry for everything I had to put you through to remove the killswitch code. Know that everytime I hurt you, or plugged you into a machine, or asked you to stay a little longer, it was done from a place of worry and care. If you ever need anything, or you ever want to stop by again, my lab doors are open.
Ah, I had more to say, but that can wait. The pizza is here.
@ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon
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grimsley-official · 5 months
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"OH HOLY [hyperlink blocked] MY [yet to be adopted] SON SILVER AND ONE OF MY [best friends customers] HAVE A BIRTHDAY IN THE SAME DAY?!"
"WELL WELL WELL! HAPPY [date of born] MY [grimdark romantical] BUDDY!"
"I HAVE GIFTS FOR YOU!"
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"I HOPE YOU HAVE A [fangtastic] DAY!"
Ahaha~! Why thank you, Spamton dear~✨These are incredibly unique gifts indeed~! I very much appreciate the thought~
I’ll be sending out thank you cards in the very near future so do be looking out for that~✨
Once again, thank you~!
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teamplasmaofficial · 5 months
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"HEY I GOT A REAL [100% grurnted] DEAL FOR YOU, IT'S SOMETHING I NEVER OFFER ANYONE!"
"IT'S A [pipe bomb] MAILBOX FOR COMPLETELY FREE! JUST GO OUTSIDE! YOU CAN TRUST ME, I'M JUST A [widdle] GUY! [parkaman] LIKE ME CAN'T LIE!"
This is clearly a spam message, I'm not as technologically inept as many of you seem to assume.
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freerangeranger · 1 year
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I JUST REALIZED I DON'T [computing computing computing error no file found]
HAVE ANY MEMORIES OF US MEETING I'M SPAMTON GPORY SPAMGON! AND MIGHT I SAY IT'S [ice] TO MEET YOU!
I UH... KNOW THINGS AREN'T ON THE BEST TERMS WITH [amy] BUT UH I WAS THE ONE WHO [officated] AT THAT WEDDING JUST WANTED TO DROP BY AND [wave] HELLO HELLO!
HOW ARE [honey dewing] TODAY?
hehe honeydewing
Hello Spamton!
Yes - I am angry at Amy but that doesn't mean that I hate him or don't want to ever see him again. Sometimes humans have to say exactly what we mean and not beat around the bush with niceties. Amy did a very stupid thing recently and he has to realize the full consequences of his actions.
I remember you at the wedding - and you told me not to worry about Victoria killing my vibe. Appreciate that. That was even before she came out as an actual terrorist. Wild.
I am personally doing pretty well actually all things considered. Amy's pokemon are very well behaved so i havent had any problems with them. Plus i get to hang around a bunch of nidorans all day. cannot get any better.
You... sell people things - correct? Could i get some help finding a specific item? My order got cancelled this afternoon and I gave up on doing a fun thing that I thought of yesterday.
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prof-oleander · 1 year
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HEY YOUR A POSION TYPE PROFESSER HUH? COULD I INTREST YOU IN THIS [pipis] SOAKED IN BATTERY ACID? ONLY 1000 POKE DOLLARS
I AM JUST THROWING MY [pipis] IN RANDOM ENVOIRMENTS AND THINKING THAT WILL CHANGE THE TYPE OF THE POKEMON INSIDE THEM! I WON'T LIE
LAST ONE I DID FIRE! I AM THINKING THIS ONE WILL BE POSION!
Yes, I'm a poison-type professor... And... What's a "pipis"??
Whatever it is, I don't think that putting battery acid on it is safe... Like- sounds like the complete opposite of safe.
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thedragonlair77 · 4 months
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I DID IT FINALLY.
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Can i pat him on the back?
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"wait a minute... why are you here? sorry I don't like pat's you gotta pay me for that, also I think you took a wrong turn somewhere huh?"
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"STOP TRYING TO [TM018] MY CUSTOMERS [BonziBuddy™] Weird [phone] MAN!"
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"GET LOST BIRD BRAIN GO BACK TO YOUR ACUTAL BLOG! AT ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon ON TUMBLR.COM"
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"THIS WAS A REALLY [bizzarro super man] WAY TO LET PEOPLE KNOW THE [bunny] RUNS BOTH YOUR BLOG AND MY BLOG"
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"Guess Mod Monnie, thought it was appropriate since this ask was sent by a pokeblogging aka rotumblr blog"
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teamphobia · 1 year
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HEY [spooky] BUDDY I HATE TO BE THAT [mon] BUT MY TAIL
UH NEEDS MINOR REPAIRS THINK YOU COULD BANDAGE IT UP FOR ME? IT [stings] TO TOUCH
Yes, of course. I have plenty of medical supplies over here.
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"MERRY [capitalism] HOLIDAY EVERYONE!"
"I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A [spamtastic] HOLIDAY!"
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sneasedtomeetyou · 1 year
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...Yes? Can I help you, dear?
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prof-lemon · 11 months
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Spamgon is resting now. Removing the killswitch code took a lot out of him. He'll be plugged in for the next couple hours, depending on how he feels. Keeping a close eye on any changes to his well-being and his source code is key here.
The actual removal of the code was a... process. I had a program set up to run that would remove the code. I split it into three sections I could run seperately. This would give him breaks in between. However I did not wish to linger too long, running the full program, all three parts, was vital.
The process starts out, as most things here have, very boring. The failsafe I installed earlier gave a very long warning. It took him a full five minutes to even read out the full failsafe text. After confirming that was what was expected, we were ready to proceed and he could accept the program whenever he was ready.
He hesitated, I hesitated. We both talked. About what would happen, about what could happen. He has a history with being experimented on, and all this was very difficult. He put himself in a vulnerable position, one that had already proved before to hurt him. As for myself, I have never done anything with this level of risk before. Yes, everything seemed safe, and I double and tripled checked every line of code. But the consequences of error are significant. We both know this.
The failsafe he read out was, admittedly, scary. Before, every failsafe I gave him while testing was short, one line, and temporary changes. A brief color switch, a small flick of his arm. Some of this was permanent, and even the temporary warnings listed were not pleasant.
Permanent changes are mostly "under the hood" so to speak. Nothing he, or anyone else, would really notice. These are more technical changes. Nonetheless, a permanent change to his source code is frightening. I can not blame him there.
The temporary changes are not... pleasant. It hurt. I could see that much. He was not wailing in pain, or being tortured, or anything extreme. But it was uncomfortable, and unpleasant, and very clearly exhausting.
He is worried about how all this could change him, as a person. I have been trying to reassure him I have not messed with any of his cognitive functionality. That only does so much to ease his worries. I have been transparent of the uncertainty this entire time.
Overall, I would say the procedure went about as well as it could have. The failsafes read almost exactly as expected, and no issues popped up. All three programs were run, and if all goes well, his killswitch is gone.
Like I said, he is resting. I plan to keep him plugged in for the next hour or two at least. That way, any issues can be quickly resolved, and I can monitor any changes to his code.
This leaves only the final part of this process. Again, like all things so far, this is a waiting game.
The logistics of his killswitch are interesting, to say the least. It is not something that triggers in a noticeable way immediately. Instead, if the killswitch were triggered, it would cause a slow sort of corruption to spread. Over time that would worsen and yes, tragically, end him.
He will be plugged back in when the killswitch was set to trigger. I will monitor his code closely. I have some tools to patch any corruption that pops up. If all goes well, there should be none, though.
But for now, all we can do is wait.
We're so tired.
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@ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon
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