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"HEY EVERY... IT'S ME! EVERYONE'S FAVORITE (1999) SALESMAN! SPAMTON GPORY SPAMGON!"
"HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEH"
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"I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" "wHAT HAVE I MISSED MY LITTLE [sponge] FRIENDS?"
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oh shit, he found a gingerbrave!
here, a spamgerbrave to add to your collection.
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"WHY THAT IS [simple syrup] THE BEST LOOKING [coogie] IF I EVER SAW ONE!"
"HE LOOKS VERY FRIENDLY AND A [reel] STAND UP SALESMAN!""
"I'M SURE [knee] WOULD AGREE WITH ME!"
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"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SHOWING UP HERE? GET OUT OF HERE YOU DUMB BIRD BACK TO YOUR OWN BLOG!"
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"YOU HAVEN'T [Weenie hut jrs] THE LAST OF SPAMTON GPORY SPAMGON, YOU [ficherprice chatterphone 1961] HEADED MAN!"
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"god I hate when the mod does crossovers like this, that thing belongs on ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon over in the pokemon side of tumblr."
"where you can also find people like artyburgh , thetravelingymleader , and another clown like sweetertreats ..."
"this totally wasn't a promo for the people the mod knows, he'd never lower his self to such a filthy thing."
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champofjohto · 1 year
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HEY BUDDY BET YOU'VE [maybe ever] MET SOMETHING LIKE ME BEFORE! NAMES SPAMTON GPORY SPAMGON!
I'M A [PORYGON] Z SALES[mon] AND I'VE GOT THE ITEMS YOUR LOOKING FOR! YOU WANT
A [beanie] FOR YOUR [Typhlosion] OR PREHAPS YOU WANT A RARE ITEM LIKE A REGION [escape rope] I'VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED! [GARUNTED!]
How strange, I have never met anything like you before. My name is Ethan Gold, 10-year Champion of the Indigo League (Johto half, I never went for the Kanto half).
As for the items, I'll pass. Goodfriend isn't one for hats, as the last time I tried to give her one, she tore it apart. She's a picky one, that 'mon.
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teamplasmaofficial · 5 months
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"HEY I GOT A REAL [100% grurnted] DEAL FOR YOU, IT'S SOMETHING I NEVER OFFER ANYONE!"
"IT'S A [pipe bomb] MAILBOX FOR COMPLETELY FREE! JUST GO OUTSIDE! YOU CAN TRUST ME, I'M JUST A [widdle] GUY! [parkaman] LIKE ME CAN'T LIE!"
This is clearly a spam message, I'm not as technologically inept as many of you seem to assume.
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freerangeranger · 1 year
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I JUST REALIZED I DON'T [computing computing computing error no file found]
HAVE ANY MEMORIES OF US MEETING I'M SPAMTON GPORY SPAMGON! AND MIGHT I SAY IT'S [ice] TO MEET YOU!
I UH... KNOW THINGS AREN'T ON THE BEST TERMS WITH [amy] BUT UH I WAS THE ONE WHO [officated] AT THAT WEDDING JUST WANTED TO DROP BY AND [wave] HELLO HELLO!
HOW ARE [honey dewing] TODAY?
hehe honeydewing
Hello Spamton!
Yes - I am angry at Amy but that doesn't mean that I hate him or don't want to ever see him again. Sometimes humans have to say exactly what we mean and not beat around the bush with niceties. Amy did a very stupid thing recently and he has to realize the full consequences of his actions.
I remember you at the wedding - and you told me not to worry about Victoria killing my vibe. Appreciate that. That was even before she came out as an actual terrorist. Wild.
I am personally doing pretty well actually all things considered. Amy's pokemon are very well behaved so i havent had any problems with them. Plus i get to hang around a bunch of nidorans all day. cannot get any better.
You... sell people things - correct? Could i get some help finding a specific item? My order got cancelled this afternoon and I gave up on doing a fun thing that I thought of yesterday.
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prof-oleander · 1 year
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HEY YOUR A POSION TYPE PROFESSER HUH? COULD I INTREST YOU IN THIS [pipis] SOAKED IN BATTERY ACID? ONLY 1000 POKE DOLLARS
I AM JUST THROWING MY [pipis] IN RANDOM ENVOIRMENTS AND THINKING THAT WILL CHANGE THE TYPE OF THE POKEMON INSIDE THEM! I WON'T LIE
LAST ONE I DID FIRE! I AM THINKING THIS ONE WILL BE POSION!
Yes, I'm a poison-type professor... And... What's a "pipis"??
Whatever it is, I don't think that putting battery acid on it is safe... Like- sounds like the complete opposite of safe.
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sneasedtomeetyou · 1 year
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...Yes? Can I help you, dear?
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piers-official · 5 months
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🔥
As far as attraction goes, you're just an interestin' bloke. What else can I say? You're a talkin' pokemon hybrid(?) that seems t'have every item under the sun, available anytime anyone needs somethin'.
Ya also seem like a nice bloke too, even if you're money-orientated. I can tell ya like helpin' others.
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friendball-irl · 1 year
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MEOW MEOW MEOW LITTLE FRIEND I AM JUST A LITTLE KITTY A LITTLE FUNKY GUY!
THE NAMES
SPAMTON GPORY SPAMGON!
I'VE GOT A FUN DEAL FOR YOU YES SIR I DO!!!!
FOR THE SMALL PRICE OF YOUR ENTIRE [BASEMENT]
YOU WILL BE THE PROUD OWNER OF A TM FACTORY! THAT'S RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
A [TOM] FACTORY THAT MAKES TMS! YOU'LL BE A RICH LITTLE [KITTY] IN NO TIME FLAT!
ACT NOW BEFORE THIS DEAL EXPIRES!!!
Alright, which one of you fucks let the Porygon play Deltarunerigus?
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"MERRY [capitalism] HOLIDAY EVERYONE!"
"I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A [spamtastic] HOLIDAY!"
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Can i pat him on the back?
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"wait a minute... why are you here? sorry I don't like pat's you gotta pay me for that, also I think you took a wrong turn somewhere huh?"
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"STOP TRYING TO [TM018] MY CUSTOMERS [BonziBuddy™] Weird [phone] MAN!"
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"GET LOST BIRD BRAIN GO BACK TO YOUR ACUTAL BLOG! AT ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon ON TUMBLR.COM"
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"THIS WAS A REALLY [bizzarro super man] WAY TO LET PEOPLE KNOW THE [bunny] RUNS BOTH YOUR BLOG AND MY BLOG"
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"Guess Mod Monnie, thought it was appropriate since this ask was sent by a pokeblogging aka rotumblr blog"
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ginkgowish · 1 year
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YOU LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF [golden god worshipper] WHO NEEDS A BRAND NEW LOOK ON LIFE!
CAN I OFFER YOU THIS COPY OF THE [BIBBLE], AN ARCUS PLUSHIE AND AN APPLE WITH MY FACE IN IT?
ALL FOR JUST 1000 POKEDOLLARS AND THE LINT FROM YOUR POCKETS!
What.
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[JUGGLES] GIVES ME FLASH BACKS TO MY EX AND I [cry, cry, like the sad baby] I AM BECAUSE OF IT
BUT BESIDES THAT HELLO HOWDY I'M SPAMTON GPORY SPAMGON YOUR [friendly?] NEIGHBOURHOOD PORYGON Z SALES [poke a man] NICE TO MEET YOU PAL!
HELLO??? PORYGON Z IN MY INBOX???? why does this pokemon have marital problems.
Also Juggles says hello back :》
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1000yeartree · 1 year
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HEY DO YOU EVER SHED YOUR ANTLERS OR ARE THEY A PERMEANT THING?
IF YOU DO SHED CAN I OFFER YOU SOME ITEMS IN TRADE FOR THEM?
I do not shed them. They do not grow naturally, either. My apologies.
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HEY HEY HEY WATCH THIS [FAST] WATCH THIS NOW!
SPAMTON GPORY SPAMGON HERE!
IN EXCANGE FOR YOUR HAT AND MAX POTIONS AND A SINGLE MINT
I CAN OFFER YOU THIS LEGANDARY GLITCH POKEMON MAP!
YOU'LL NEVER GET A DEALLLLLLLLLLLLLL LIKE THIS AGAIN ONLY ON [LUVDISC] DAY!
What a bizarre ask is that a porygon?
Why is it colored like that? and what is it doing in my inbox? this feels very targeted to me.
Hmm a legendary Glitch Pokémon does sound rather intriguing but I don't think such a thing exists I'll have to deny your offer thank you though darling~
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crescent-cubed · 1 year
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Here's the list of all possible results from the quiz in case you're curious! (Sorry for the pings guys lol)
@realpokemon
@touya-san
@ariadosanon
@friendball-irl
@pokemonheritageposts
@unovan-businesswoman-angie
@oh-shinx
@rocketanon
@metal-head-no-brains
@whisperingwinters
@aerial-aceing-it
@sneasedtomeetyou
@aura-acolyte
@frostbite-yinny
Milk Guy (no blog to my knowledge)
@iheartnimbassacity
@professor-amaryllis
@ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon
@pokeology
@subwaywardeningo
@joltiklover3000
@freerangeranger
@updates-from-po-town
@skygodtraumabond
I'll update the list if I add more people!
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