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franticfanficloremakers · 11 months

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mordetwi walked so spamceler could run

hope you all enjoy and cringe at this cursed art @harveyhaslostit made

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exoid-the-locomotive-monarch · 7 months

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I realized some things after watching “The Amazing Digital Circus” pilot:

Cane is a mutation of a Tumblr sexyman which is why he dresses suave and with traditional early 20th century bourgeois clothes, and has a slightly unhinged personality to his speech patterns and actions as an omniscient being. Cane dresses much like the Onceler (sexyman prime) but has this slight tinge of entertainment announcer who can’t let go of his persona of excitement and boisterousness (he is a ringmaster at every second of the digital day) mixed with a tone of illogical but straightforward rationality, like Beetlejuice. (sexyman adjacent) Cane is most like the Warden from Superjail but while designing him Gooseworx got silly and removed his face and added a set of teeth with eyes between them, shattering his sexyman design and lending more towards the “freak leader who takes dream logic with a straight face” type of person, even less sexyman than the suave stoic but frustrated sexymen of old.

Next, kinger is an anti-sexyman. He dresses well (literally always wears a king’s robe) but he is said to have lost his mind, always stares with this uncontrollable deadpan thousand yard stare, and frequently loses track of where he is, either yearning for unrelated things to his current social cues (insect collecting) or forgetting where he is and scaring himself when someone standing next to him for a long period of time reenters his fueld of vision (what happened with Kinger and Gaggle TWICE in the pilot)

The slight insanity, well dressed attire, and odd mannerisms alongside distinct interests and askew behavior make Kinger more like the Spamton of The Amazing Digital Circus than anything else, everyone loves how tragic but silly he is, since background observations in the pilot have made fans conclude there was a queen chess piece named “queener” who used to exist in the circus and thematically should be kinger’s wife before she left, her only evidence if existence was her portrait on the hall of bedrooms Pomninand Ragatha travelled through, x-ed out in red.

Kinger’s character archetype makes me conclude he is too silly to be a tumblr sexyman, but too similar to Spamton. to be a lone example without categorization of a Tumblr character archetype. Kinger and Spamton belong to Tumblr character genre I call “Tumblr sillyman” or “Tumblr Spammyman” where a character is well dressed, capricious, and us hunted to have a tragic and unfortunate past that made them slowly mentally deteriorate into who they are now.

As for Cane I’d call him an “false sexyman” since his aesthetic design is sexyman like (if bill cioher was a sexyman Cane can become one too) but lacks the personality and hanitual traits of a sexyman, inner frustration and inner conflict or the smooth talking mastermind with a buttery voice. His craziness is similar to the Warden or Bill Cipher but he doesn’t experience a show concluding conflict with the protagonists or talk whimsically yet deranged he just sounds crazy and excited all the time. Cane’s false sexyman archetype diverges from Alastor from Hazbin hotel, being this dark conniving malicious force that talks smoothly but also doesn’t give off the high energy and bombastic attitude of a sexyman in a sincere way, his entire talking and media to convince people is the same way one he uses to rise to ultimate power: the radio. Alastor passes as a sexyman butnis not sincere, Cane acts sincerely like a crazy sexyman but doesn’t meet the qualifications. Both are false sexymen.

That’s my essay on how The Amazing Digital Circus characters feel to me.

#the amazing digital circus

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the-shadow-realm · 2 years

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Consider the following: Onceler x Spamton

i truly have no idea what this means and it reminds me of a side of tumblr that was always within my grasp but i never reached for it lol

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fagbearentertainment · 6 months

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theres a blazed post out there of spamton x onceler and now i wanna start a war against spamcer and wonceler

Omg that’d be so funny. Someone should make a wonceler post and blaze it XD

#wonceler

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silly-ehggy · 2 years

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I like to think that im funny

#doot #digital art #art #joke art #shitpost #deltarune chapter 2 #deltarune spamton #spamton #spamton g. spamton #he has no idea what he's doing #the oncler #onceler #spamton x onceler #and again. suffer.

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spambot-salesman · 3 years

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Coming to the horrible horrible realization that Spamton is on his way to becoming another certified sexyman. Deltarune’s relative popularity is going to ensure that there will be a large enough fanbase to support the process. People are already drawing him in that very identifiable sexyman style. The only thing left is some form of self shipping, which, let’s not kid ourselves, will take all advantage of his multiple IN GAME forms (IE, Spamton, Spamton NEO, and Addison Spamton). (This isn’t even factoring in AU shit which I know will happen)

(Yes, I consider Self Shipping a vital part of being a tumblr sexyman, lest we forget about the onceler x greedler, or the time where people started making up Undertale AUs literally just so that they could ship the extra Sans. And Folks... In terms of accessibility Spamton is a literal fucking prime target.)

My dear followers and others, I’m legit just waiting for folks to start shipping him with himself at this point because that’s when you’re tumblr sexyman certified. My hypothesis? It’ll happen within the next 1-3 months, 6 at most. If I’m wrong I will *literally* print out this post and eat it piece by torn up piece. This is my blood oath omen future vision whatever the fuck

#spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #deltarune #spamton g spamton #deltarune chapter two #Deltarune chapter 2 spoilers #spamton neo #addisons #deltarune characters #commentary #tumblr #tumblr sexyman #Undertale #consider this post a dark omen

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cosmitasia-moved · 3 years

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if Spamton was REALLY a tumblr sexyman why aren't people shipping Spamton x Spamton NEO just like people who shipped The Onceler x The Onceler (except later in the movie)

#just I'm aware the consequences of posting this #deltarune #spamton #deltarune chapter 2 spoilers #deltarune spoilers #cosmitalks

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urfaveareinhsquadrants · 2 years

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There is a whole porn bot on the Spamton x Onceler post.

#Mod Cube

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bobateaboo · 2 years

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tumblr is a hellscape but I haven't seen any Spamton x The Onceler posts so we can all appreciate that for a bit

#bean speaks

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matsuropalette · 3 years

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The Onceler x Spamton or Sans x Sans

i hate you for bringing back 2016 wattpad to my mind

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franticfanficloremakers · 6 months

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to the people who said it had no merit

fuck you lol

it roughly translates to, "To the spirit of the departed Onceler Wife He lived ??? Years Senator Spamton had this made I forbid that this monument be sold or given away"

@dubiouscrow138 made this and showed this to someone who was both amused and concerned by this, like im sure a good portion of you are right now!

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franticfanficloremakers · 6 months

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How much did you pay for the tumblr blaze’s reach?? It has been legitimately the only ad I’ve seen on the site and it’s after every 3rd post 💀💀

wait its the only ad youve seen? ill answer your question in a moment but im... a bit stupefied by knowing THAT detail specifically. as for how much i paid for it, well time to spill the beans i guess: i have blazed this SPECIFIC post (but i blazed other posts on this blog earlier this month) for $150. and thats only from THIS month. i have blazed this other times and i cant give an exact number, but honestly i can say in total i paid MORE than $200 on that post in general. now why would i do that? because i love seeing some people make jokes about it, getting REALLY pissed off from seeing it OVER AND OVER AGAIN, like just that knowledge is SO FUCKING HILARIOUS TO ME. the thing is about that too is THE PEOPLE TOOK THE BAIT! they took the bait, literally reblogging how much they hate it, how much its complete DOGSHIT and probably thinking about how i should be a cow on a trash farm like that one german dude on twitter said to edmund mcmillen. but theres also the polar opposite, the people who find it very funny, people who oddly enjoy it, like genuinely enjoy it. or people who just saw the blaze and think its based. i like that, too, honestly. i like this polar opposite dynamic with the post and how people see it over and over. its funny, at least to me. it gives me genuine enjoyment, seeing how much people both genuinely seem to like it bc funny, and how much people hate it. oh and yes i can afford this, so you all are probably stuck with this for a GOOD LONG WHILE, because i feel like i practically live in a factory job that pays me well enough.

oh and also, i see a lot of people dont notice what that post is referencing. originally referencing, i mean. people also dont seem to get the whole mordetwi thing so im just going to explain that, too: so i mentioned this horribly made mordetwi fanart made YEARS ago on deviantart with literally the same exact lyrics and a VERY similar background to the art my good friend harvey made. this is the art it was referencing:

so yeah, i mentioned that artwork to my friend harvey who was trying to come up with something for me to post on this tumblr to specifically make jokes about our cursed, horribly written at first crackfic that turned serious at some point (which to be fair, during this time i wasnt writing much but i got into it a bit later, came up with a lot of plot and helped the best i could with consistency on frantic fanfic writing, but enough of THOSE details!) and got genuinely better, storywise. i made that joke about the fucking ship we put in there, YOU CAN GUESS FUCKING WHAT I DONT THINK I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT. so i made a joke about him making parody art of that and the dude really did it. i was so shocked, astounded, and overjoyed with this POWER I HAAAVE that i blazed it and successfully knew i got people to go through some serious mental anguish, cringe, and even a small bit of trauma from viewing that. but also some people who genuinely enjoyed it, which KUDOS TO YOU PEOPLE YOURE GREAT!

but yeah no i spent too much cash on this and it probably wont stop anytime soon, SUCKS TO SUCK, GUYS!