#starboy.exe

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my favorite implication from npmd's pro shot is that the chasitys are both respectful of pronouns and also deeply homophobic. like karen is the one that accuses ziggy, using their pronouns effortlessly, and then later grace says that ruth is in hell for being bisexual. it's so funny. oh you're trans? oh cool! please tell me your pronouns and chosen name so i can condemn you to hell properly :)

#npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes spoilers #npmd spoilers #starkid #hatchetverse #grace chasity #karen chasity #mark chasity #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #starboy.exe

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hello LGBTPRSKVBS community

#akitouya #akitoya #akito shinonome #toya aoyagi #touya aoyagi #vivid bad squad #project sekai #project sekai colorful stage #pjsk #hatsune miku colorful stage #puroseka #colorful stage #proseka #pjsk memes #project sekai memes #starboy.exe #starboy's memes

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my rats: *begging for food*

also my rats, as soon as i try to give them some: hmmm......no. not good enough

#starboy.exe #the mischief boys #THEY'RE SO PICKY

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thinking about holy ghost as max jagerman and grace chasity's ship name and going insane. literally their dynamic is so fun. it's guy who believes he's god x girl who has a weird, kind of sexual relationship with god and jesus. guy who's had sex with almost every girl in school x girl who has only ever been sexually attracted to one guy and it's him. guy who never wanted any power other than what his normal human strength gave him x girl who actively searches out otherworldly powers. guy who after the deed just wants to cuddle x girl who cannot get the fuck away from him fast enough. they are so.

#grace chasity #max jagerman #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes spoilers #npmd #npmd spoilers #starkid #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #starkid npmd #team starkid #hatchetfield #max jagerman is so fucking character! #starboy.exe

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y'know what. i'm tired of not saying this so here goes. it's a goddamn crime that jack black hasn't been named sexiest man alive at any point in his career

#it's not about the physical attractiveness although jack black is very handsome #it's about the ATTITUDE. it's about the VIBES. it's about being unabashedly yourself and saying fuck you to everyone else #it's about the CONFIDENCE he has #quite honestly literally nobody is doing it like he is and as such i think him not being considered sexy is highway robbery #jack black #starboy.exe

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the logic of why i think a walrus at the door is more baffling is because there's a fairy at the door every time i'm waiting to be invited into someone's home

#fairy vs walrus #walrus fairy #starboy.exe #i mean fairy in the homosexual slur context btw. so you don't miss the joke

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riverdale gay kevin is very much a terrible person but he's also literally so funny it's impossible not to kinda love him. his entire character is basically that he's gay. he was openly gay and then rewritten to have to hide in the woods to hook up with men. he becomes a cop. he's trying to steal a baby right now. he's been involved in 4 separate cults in the course of his nearly 30 years of life. that's literally 1 cult for every 7 or so years he's been alive. hand in unlovable hand.

#riverdale #gay kevin #kevin keller #starboy.exe #he's so stupid and easily manipulated i want to kiss him

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a love suicide ~the theme of rule of rose~ by yutaka minobe does not need to go as fucking hard as it does. like sir you do realize this is a game about weird little girls beating each other up right

#rule of rose #starboy.exe #like idk why it has to serve so much. i get that RoR is abt a toxic yuri relationship but also. jesus christ #''i will do you harm / i will break my arm / i'm a victim of your charms'' BRO!!! #''it is pure white just like sin'' unironically one of my favorite descriptors of sin as a concept #''alone but sane / i am a love suicide'' <- words not spoken by people who are alone and sane

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new uquiz dropped, what danganronpa character are you but the questions are pretty arbitrary and the results are based solely on my own interpretation of the characters. if you liked my pronouns uquiz or any of my other uquiz bangers* pls tune in for this one

(bangers is only meant to be a self-descriptor and not an actual testament to the quality of starboy's uquizzes, please proceed with caution)

#uquiz meme #uquiz #personality uquiz #danganronpa #starboy.exe #idk how to rly tag this other than uh. those

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boop-182

#boop #boop o meter #tumblr april fools #april fools #starboy.exe #i included both versions bc. yeah

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#hyperspecific poll #tumblr polls #starboy.exe #i'll reblog this later and clarify each of these for me personally bc all of them are true and v strange lmao #polls

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> be me > be trans > have an uncle that lives with you > he spouts transphobic rhetoric in your living room > claims it's "true" because he read it on his phone > get chastised by your own family for being "argumentative" after having an understandably upset reaction > remain closeted because of shit like this > be afraid of actually coming out and transitioning even after leaving the house > never attain true happiness because you're broke and can't afford to move out and can't work through this kind of trauma in therapy easily <3

#negative #dnrb #starboy.exe #transphobia #transphobia tw #tw transphobia #literally so upset but being so brave about it (saving my tears for when i go into the bathroom next)

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she vote on my vanilla till i extract

#tumblr polls #vanilla extract #tumblr culture #starboy.exe #sorry for so many unfunny original posts today i have Thoughts and Opinions abt the vanilla extract meme

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#vanilla extract #starboy.exe

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(shows hole*)

*the hole is one i've dug in my backyard, and you're goin' in, you horny son-of-a-bitch

#showing hole #hole #nsft talk #starboy.exe #shows hole but the hole is a coffin and i'm spongebob telling squidward (horny person) to get in

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i told my mom that i thought jeff goldblum was hot thinking that she'd agree and the sheer confusion that came from her was honestly more offensive to me than it would be to him if she'd straight up reacted like that in front of jeff goldblum himself

#jeff goldblum #starboy.exe #yeah i get my tastes are ''unconventional'' but heaven forbid i not like a cookie cutter white boy like you do every month #i say this lovingly i love my mother. but good god mother is it so wrong for me to enjoy this weird gilf #my mom acting offended that i like older men. my mother in christ you're part of the reason i have daddy issues #a small part yes. it's my dad's fault. but like. could've chosen 'em better ma just sayin'