#strider speaks

[timeplayed]

that fucking voice you people give mituna is lowkey ableist as hell

#strider speaks #mituna captor #homestuck

[badlydrawnbabydirk]

i drew this a week ago n forgot to send it in lol

// OMGMGMGM HELLO??@9?? GET HIM OUT OF TJERE !?9?00!? This is so cute holy shit his eyes. His LASHES. Ougghgj I just woke up so I can’t come up with anything smart but this is so cute. Holy shit. Tysm

#badlydrawnbabydirk #baby dirk #dirk strider #homestuck #hom3stuck #robro #mod speaks #Not my art #eebie

[ceabu]

#karkat vantas #gamzee makara #pale gamkar #gamkar #gamkat #terezi pyrope #kanaya maryam #rose lalonde #rosemary #dave strider #daverezi #homestuck #im imagining the trolls are speaking alternian here so its even weirder for dave n rose cuz they dont understand them #well weird for dave but fascinating for rose lol #meteor gang

[karkatbug]

3 days to go! Day 3 - Fashion or Robots

As per the sibling code, these two must drop everything to roast each other

@413countdown

#hello i hc that davebot speaks in captcha just because he can (and thinks its hilarious) #homestuck #413countdown #davebot #rosebot #dave strider #rose lalonde #hs2 #hsfanart #my art

[witchscarykid]

homestuck mspaints from today drawing dave strider with fortnite shirt is the way i cope with having to do an in person audition for a guy like me is not built for this disgusting horrible world

#homestuck #art tag #dave strider #rose lalonde #aradia megido #huh isnt it kinda weird how all of those character tags were already in my recently used #the prophecy speaks #ok done shitrambling drop a like and subscribe #witchscarykid #mspaint

[dokeree]

this might be the best thing i’ve ever drawn tbh

#homestuck #dave strider #bro strider #homestuck dave #homestuck bro #i hate bro strider #but i love matthew lillard #this image speaks to me on a biblical level #matthew lillard

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DIRK: Yes, yes, acts of violence often evoke eroticism and stabbing someone is potent penetration imagery, but sometimes when I kill someone it's just because I want them to die.

VRISKA: Yeah, honestly? It's so hard to dispose of people you genuinely despise these days without it 8eing a kismesis or pailing thing!!!!!!!! You can't fight them, that's too horny. Can't imp8le them on your 8lade, that's W8Y too horny. Guns???????? Don't make me laugh. Killing them with your 8are hands? Literally having sex with someone would 8e less horny than that!!!!!!!! Really anything that draws 8lood is off the table. Can't hit them with your scuttle8uggy 8ecause that's a sex thing, too. Tying them to train tracks - involves rope, 8ondage is a kink, nope, that's out. Tossing them off a cliff requires touching their skin. Poisoning them is kind of like an indirect kiss if you think a8out it. And hiring a hit-person is too o8sessive. It's like having a crush!!!!!!!!

JAKE: There seems to be an obvious solution you missed. What if you killed them slapstick silly style to remove all the dignity from it?

JANE: You see, this dilemma is why we have the humble mailbox-bomb.

#submission #not jane speaking from experience .. . .. .. girl #also i like how vriskas just There . incredibly in character #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #dirk strider #vriska serket #jake english #jane crocker

[theruxpinator]

ok so. psychics with hydrokinesis can control liquids other than water, as seen here:

and here

[btw. hydrokinetic quentin??? hi. you and raz should talk about that i think. anyways] so does that mean we can have

SOUP BENDING?!?!?!1

#speaking of quentin. he and dave strider would get along great i think #anyways #fords like. makinga. soup or something in the lodge and raz just straight up steals some while hes asleep or something #actually would raz even go back to whispering rock #whatever who cares #soup magic babeyy #psychonauts

[blurrymango]

Why would I draw when I can just. Edit troll sprites for hours.

Hell dot PNG. They're not even good edits.

#mango man speaks #homestuck #do i. do i even want to tag everyone. #uh. #ffuck it #homestuck ocs #homestuck sprite edit #ok here it comes #john egbert #equius zahhak #mituna captor #rose lalonde #terezi pyrope #kankri vantas #dave strider #karkat vantas #latula pyrope #jade harley #feferi peixes #damara megido #jake english #tavros nitram #horrus zahhak #roxy lalonde #nepeta leijon #rufioh nitram #dirk strider #eridan ampora #kurloz makara #jane crocker

[insufferable-homestuck]

are you guys aware of like. how against addicting substances dirk IS? roxy says he'd throw out the *coffee* if he saw it do you rlly think this man would smoke??

#cool in theory but shit man #not sure about bro tho‚ idk if cal would whisper in his ear that he needs to smoke a fat blunt or something #3DS.txt #idc how well this does im speaking my truth #homestuck #dirk strider #hs dirk

[nuctua-larc]

i am cringe but i am free

#homestuck #davekat #romantic killer #karkat vantas #dave strider #katnep #erikat #nepeta leijon #eridan ampora #terezi pyrope #i am so so close to writing a fic like literally opening an outline as we speak do you see the vision #my art

[timeplayed]

WHAT IS THIS DIGITAL CIRCUS BULLSHIT AND WHY DID IT APPEAR OVER NIGHT

#strider speaks #STOP PUTTJNG JT ON MY DASH WHAT THE FUCK

[badlydrawnbabydirk]

// so I crafted my own Sburb Beta Soda and im not a gatekeeper so:

1 bottle of Mountain Dew

1 bottle of Minute maid Lemonade

1 packet of Jolly Rancher Green Apple drink dust

1 pack of Gushers

a few cups

(I found all of this at Dollar General and it was only 9 usd. And I got an entire box of gushers, not just a single pack. Zamn)

Step one: pour lemonade into 1-2 cups. I used a pretty tall one and there was too much lemonade in the bottle, ended up being split maybe 3/4 to 1/4 ish in the two cups.

Step two: pour the packet of green apple flavoring into the cup with more lemonade. Stir that shit !!!

Step three: Pour the Mountain Dew into a big glass — you won’t use all of it ! Fill it a little under halfway !

Step four: Pour the green apple lemonade on top!

Step five: add the gushers !!

That’s all!! I haven’t tested stirring it, it was fine as is. Pretty strong but it’s literally great.

idk if anyone else has tried this (probably) but this is how I did it !! I hope you guys enjoy it if you try to make it !!

#badlydrawnbabydirk #baby dirk #dirk strider #homestuck #hom3stuck #bdhs #badlydrawnhomestuck #hs ask blog #mod speaks #Homestuck requiem cafe #requiem cafe

[cosmica-galaxy]

So, now that the mimics met Polaroid, what are their impression of him? And the fact that Sawmus is constantly dragging him away from them? How does the human think of Sawmus so far?

Also get a load of Polaroid being bullied by kids. He’s not good at handling them like Sawmus, like father like son.

Buddy is tolerant of Polaroid. He's just a curious camera/human unit and it kinda reminds him of Camron in a way. He allows Polaroid to pet his head and touch his ear parts, he even speaks to him when he feels like it. But, Sawmus? That character is quite transparent in his...opinions of mimics. He understands to an extent, as not all mimics are good mimics and plenty are capable of harming the human and units if they desire to. But if the human's pack was a "safety concern" they wouldn't be allowed in the base, let alone around the human. For that, Buddy is more critical of Sawmus than Polaroid. For there is a fine line between "caution" and prejudice. Sawmus needs to understand that Polaroid is an adult and he should be treated like one. Pal is loving and affectionate to Polaroid and will happily pick him up and hug him! He's been denied a lot of meetings because of Sawmus, but will always be optimistic that they'll meet again later on! The unit even snuck away to meet them in private!! Pal has never been more flattered! The two will probably become close friends, as Pal is easily the most friendly mimic out of the human's pack and will allow Polaroid to pet, stroke, pat, and scratch any part that he wants. Just don't tug too hard on the frill, okay? If the little unit asked, he would even give him a lift to a location upon request, be it by being carried or flight! Sawmus though...he's a hard unit for Pal to approach. He can sense the unease in Sawmus and doesn't really approach for any types of affection or social interactions. He can hear the whirring of his core speed up and the nervous movements of his limbs. Pal may be mostly blind, but he can still read a room. He just keeps to himself when Sawmus is around and tries to not come off as threatening if he can. Maybe they'll be friends one day, but that day is taking it's time. Thankfully, Pal is a VERY patient mimic. Fiend is easily the one that wouldn't be as approachable. He'll keep his head, and primarily his body, out of reach of Polaroid. Usually, he'll climb on top of something high or hang from the rafters if there are some. He's indifferent to the unit and will still talk to him, even if they're brief or mere quips. But, his heart will slowly warm up to the persistent Polaroid and he'll find him as a merely tolerant "nuisance" that he "has" to put up with. Maybe Polaroid will even catch him being soft from time to time, like nuzzling a little tv mimic doll or secretly helping some units about the base. Once busted, he'll turn invisible and run away. He's on his best behavior when the human is around, however. Which will give Polaroid the opportunity to finally pet the mimic, who endures it because the human thinks he looks adorable when he lets the unit pet him. He doesn't hold petting as a grudge, though. Again, Fiend may be mischievous and a dangerous mimic, but his time with the Human's pack has made him softer than he usually would be. Who knows? He may even start looking out for Polaroid once the human considers the unit a dear friend of theirs! However, his relationship with Sawmus will most likely be tense, as he's a "dangerous mimic" to the unit. So when Sawmus arrives, Fiend turns invisible and leaves the room. He's not even gonna give that unit the time of day. It's not worth it.

#AKSJDKFJHGKKJ #LOOK AT THE LIL SHIT SPITTING AT HIM #ASLDKFLJHJ SO CUTEEEE!!! #THANK YOU STRIDER!! #striderl #haxorus imp #hax speaks #cosmica galaxy #cosmica-galaxy #skibidi tag #skibidi mimic #skibidi toilet mimic #skibidi toilet

[afeelingofdread]

Don’t piss in the ball pit.

(With @microwaveabl )

#baz speaks #homestuck #requiem cafe #hs #grimdark rose #rose lalonde #dave strider

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

you dont like it? thats fine :(

BRO: Jesus fuckin' Christ. I ain't in the market to discourage new artists. But . . .

BRO: Just. At least get my colors right next time, kid.

#bro struggling so bad to not be mean ABDJDN #the bro was too stunned to speak #bro strider #dirk strider #homestuck ask blog #hom3stuck #homestuck #asks #i feel like you deserve your own tag at this point HELP #milo tag