Short and spicy Astarion x M!Tav headcanons MDNI
Astarion prefers to ride Tav when he bottoms.
He pins Tav down and slams his ass down on his hips with enough force to almost break his pelvis.
All the while Astarion tells Tav how good he feels inside him.
If Tav tries to pin him down he gets punished.
"Tut tut, naughty boy that's not allowed~."
Tav's punishment is being pinned facedown with his ass being pounded roughly.
Then once everything is finished Astarion snuggles up in Tav's lap like a little princess who didn't just fuck him silly.
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He probably eats tacos while watching porn.
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I'm glad Rafael knows that I love him, but more importantly DOES TACO KNOW THAT I LOVE HIM!?
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I need to remember that I can't be seen in public after going to Taco Bell.
I enjoy Doritos Locos tacos (almost a given; how can any joy-loving omnivore not appreciate the absurdity of taco innards sheathed in a giant nacho cheese Dorito?). But I forget, in between visits, the way their shell trades festive coloring and snacktual authenticity for structural integrity.
I hunch over the to-go bag as I eat my bright orange prizes, like a possessive squirrel with a penchant for drive-thru meals. But each taco starts crumbling the moment I lay eyes on it, and the bag somehow fails to catch most of the food as it falls, leaving that job to my shirt and pants (and, on one memorable occasion, my bra and one sock). As each shell expires, it leaves me with a handful of unprotected taco matter, which I apparently proceed to smear on my face, according to the car mirror.
I was supposed to go get my passport photo taken now, but it will have to wait another day. I don't have a strong sense of shame, but I can't bear to walk into Walgreens looking like I barely survived a taco tornado.
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thank you for the tag @mermaidgirl30 <3
Pinterest Moodboard Tag Game
type your name + core into pinterest and post the first 6 pictures
def not complaining at this selection!
tags: anyone & everyone :)
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normalize making ponies based off of LPS
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you ever remember s plan you have for today snd you just get so excited you need to stim abt it
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Round 1 Bracket 3
@tacochippy VS @the-fakes
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HI HELLO
im found fr fr
WE MUTUALS NOW
here
Have this creature as a gift
AH!!! YES!!!
MUTUAL COLLECTED!!
CREATURE GAINED1!!!1!!
THANK YOU FOR CREATURE! :DDD
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