#talking lettuce

[lettuce-tv]

#talking lettuce #lettuce scribbles #had some thoughts #long post #transgender

[leftistaco]

btw women who have long corse dark hair all over their bodies should be worshipped like goddesses.

#talking lettuce

[yourleftpinkytoe-blog]

God I wish more fics would include Andrew’s weird ass eating habits.

#like nobody talks about how he’s borderline vegetarian #(not for moral or ethical reasons but cause he doesn’t like the texture) #like he’s so me coded #I need people to talk about his subway order #lettuce and jalapeño #he’s such a little freak #i love him #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #the foxes #neil josten #andreil

[clownsuu]

Art block fucking sucks so

Poppet got pastries for the gamers :]

Hope you feel better my gamer🏵️🥄🥄

aWEE look at thembs ;;;

#AUGDHDHD I really wanted to draw something for this but alas art block is way too strong #But it was gunna be poppet comforting a very distressed Dusty smhh (a bun ate a pastry when they weren’t supposed to and he got v worried) #They care very much for his children’s health- the vaults are absolutely infested with large ass bunbuns #No matter where you look- a bummy #How they haven’t ate all the money like a fine piece of lettuce is truly a mystery- Dusty taught them well NDHDHD #aWEEEEEEEWEEE themb;;; #So happy and care free- just enjoyin snacks and gossips in the ye ol vaults #If anyone was to see poppet and Dusty talking they would never believe their own eyes smhhh #Such a talkative mans! #Also thank you gamer! Hopefully I’ll get my motivation back soon! (And this wicked stomach issue-) #At least this gives me more time to play yakuza smhhh I have so many games to go through so little time- #Not to mention I keep getting distracted in game MDHDDHD #Damn it Majima and your quirkiness smhhhh

[muscular-lettuce]

au where theyre humans and work in an office/entertainment thing and theyre gay oooooo the world is my oyster

#toon town corporate clash #ttcc #ttcc major player #duck shuffler #dave brubot #buck ruffler #gay robots #lettuces art gallery #also shoutout to jay who i talked to abt the au shoutout to my bestie fr

[givehimthemedicine]

#long post #they're talking to me through the lights #<- whoever said that on a post of this style before I think about you on a daily basis #sprinkles some lettuce into the vermicompost tub that is my brain. chow down gents

[mahoutoons]

we got cute mew mew friendship moments AND ichisaya moments, this episode was peak

#tokyo mew mew #tokyo mew mew new #ichigo momomiya #mint aizawa #lettuce midorikawa #pudding fong #zakuro fujiwara #masaya aoyama #ichisaya #rebecca talks

[diona-98]

Damn, you four trying to make her embarrassed or something?

@buny1 @ofthefrogs @agentturtlecupcake @sharkfinn

#diona's art #Salad/Lettuce #diona talking shit #rottmnt oc #rottmnt #tmnt foodie au #my oc

[sassysnowperson]

Alright internet, time to see how universal my experiences are!

Bonus answer - if you microwaved it with or without lettuce - tell me which one in the tags and do you think lettuce has a taste?

#i think microwaved lettuce is the most terrible thing in existence #and i would rather pick through every lettuce bit than eat that floppy hot nonsense #I do think lettuce has a taste and it is mostly the taste thats the problem #but in my sample of the four other people I was talking too #all of them just would microwave the taco!! #astounded that I'm surrounded by such Bad and Wrong taste

[fisheito]

OMG. that means... Cloaca Crew........

WAIT.

✨C l o a c a C r e w✨

#is there a way to turn someone's tags into regular text or must i continue turning words into jpgs like a savage? #blade walks into the bathroom too and goes “oh?? u talking about the stall??” #“it's great! my voice bounces around while i'm in there so singing is super fun. here lemme show u” #cut to scene where it's blade crowding eiden/yakumo/rei into one stall and making them sing to test the bathroom acoustics #blade wears a hard hat while swimming in the shark tank #does it make sense? no. but blade does not want to be left out of the hat game. safety first! #did i go down another abyss of articles about owl and shark anatomy to confirm cloacas before i drew this? yes. #the tags tho #olivine (ever the caring coworker) tries to stop edmond from gorging on sugary carrots but edmond will outrun him #or stuff his face so fast that olivine cannot stop him #several hours later u just find edmond curled up on the ground in the rabbit pen #bc of tummy ache. #he is under a mountain of fluffy potatoes (bunnies) trying to comfort him #olivine knew this would happen so he's out there gently extracting edmond from the pile and coaxing him to rest properly #i wonder what the staff room fridge looks like. #WHO PUT AN ENTIRE KING SALMON ON TOP OF MY SALAD #anyway. they can probably eat relatively normal humanish food. #or maybe that fridge is just a decoy fridge (and a place for edmond's full 3 heads of lettuce) #and the real lunch fridge is in the back with all the “animal food storage” #u open it up and it's just a pixellated blur of gore #blame all the carnivores working here. they demand fresh meat. #zookeeper au #yakumo #eiden #rei #blade #edmond #olivine

[lettuce-tv]

Jesse. Jesse we need to cook, we need to make cookies

#talking lettuce

[leftistaco]

I trust you far as I can throw you, which isn't far actually, because I can't like, pick people up and throw them. I wonder how many people can actually. d'you ever think about that? like, how many people on earth can just pick a guy up and throw em? how many chucksters globally? how many chucksters on earth? y'ever think about that? I dont.

#talking lettuce

[lettucesquid]

WOE, A SHOOTING STAR BE UPON YE.

#original character #olive post #art #lettuce's doodles #oc: olive #ough i wanna talk about riftshot so baaaaad #i just need trailer music i stg

[fizzytoo]

getting caught breathing down this burrito is so HUMILIATING. please don’t try to talk to me while i eat

#*fizzyspeaks #stop trying to talk to me my mouth is full #and now i have to hurry and chew while you stand there awkwardly #i should just start choking right here #i feel the lettuce hanging from my mouth and you’re talking to me #[eats coyly] #LMAOSHDH #i blame men

[vitamin-zeeth]

as some 16 year old watching the adventuring party. I really want to try a ruthless salad.

#im ngl salad is good as hellllllllll #habe you ever had lettuce. its incredible. and thts just the base. i went to wagamamas and got a chicken katsu salad and oh #fucking legendary experience #this is in response to zac saying he imagines some 16 year old watching this ap and going what the fuck are they talking about #I WANNA FUCKING UP MY SALAD GAME #SUE ME #d20 #fhjy #adventuring party

[parasitic-saint]

made the best mustard chicken with paprika and melted cheese sandwich ever <3

#the parasite talks #lettuce wouldve improved upon perfection but i was too lazy and cold #saint's food adventures #no expired shit this time!