#thank you i needed that

[ironwingedhawk]

And the soldiers march behind me

I can hear them beat their spears

And for the first time in all my life

I know I'm more than what I fear

#the amazing devil #thank you i needed that #blossoms

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Zelda: According to the ancient texts, the legendary hero has always appeared initially in as one of these roles; a knight, a farm hand or a blacksmith. He also usually resides in some kind of forest area, so that's where we're going to look next.

Gerudo Link: *Rolling his eyes* Going by that logic should we also check the skies as well if we're going for any hero sightings in the last... Oh I don't know, 100,000 years or so?!

.......Cut to a small village in the edge of a forgotten forest........

G!Link: You seriously think that one of your 'legendary heroes' is going to be here?

Zelda: Just shush and help me look...

Villager: *Approaches them on a chestnut mare with a white mane and tail* Are you two lost?

.....The villager is a young man around the age of the fabled hero with a sword strapped securely to his back....

G!Link: Got any heroes around here?

Villager: None who would be taken with any measure of seriousness, why?

Zelda: Aha! But there's one!

Villager: you're free to look around. Just don't cause trouble.

......The villager leaves leaving the two to look around....

G!Link: So I asked around and the villagers had some pretty interesting things to say about our friend with the horse.

Zelda: Go on...

G!Link: Well for starters he protects this village from the surrounding monsters.

Zelda: mhm...

G!Link: He works on the local ranch using his horse to help with the herding.

Zelda: mhm! Mhm!

G!Link: The sword he carries he forged himself.

Zelda: That's it! He has to be the legendary hero we're searching for!

G!Link:...the legendary hero YOU'RE searching for...

.......They approach the villager in question.....

Villager: can I he-

Zelda: *cutting him off* I do believe I have finally found one worthy of wielding the blade of evil's bane!

Villager: What are you-

Zelda: No no. There's no need to be modest about it. I've been searching for one with the hero's spirit for some time now! And out of everyone who I've encountered you fit the bill entirely!

Villager: Umm... *Looks to G!Link who offers no help*

Zelda: What's your name? Oh who am I kidding you're obviously named Link!

Villager: I'm not-

Zelda: Come, there's been enough time wasted already we must move to collect the Master Sword and awaken you to the powers that lie within the hero.

G!Link: Zelda... Maybe let the guy speak?

Zelda: Oh, right... Say your piece hero.

Villager: I don't think I'm who you're looking for...

Zelda: But you're the perfect match! A young warrior who protects the people with the spirit of courage!

Villager: What?

Zelda: Your name's Link... Is it not...?

Villager: No... My name's Daniel... If you want Link he's at the ranch.

....Zelda goes to the ranch....

Zelda: I'm here to see Link.

Ranch owner: Uhh.... Sure, he's over here.

....The ranch owner walks over to a blonde hylian boy who's brushing a goat...

Ranch hand: Well Link, you've got a visitor.

Zelda: *Rushing to the blonde* Link!? Oh this is great I knew visiting this village wasn't a complete loss.

Ranch owner: *Laughing* Your highness. The boy isn't Link.

Zelda: He... Isn't?

Ranch owner: No! Link's the goat.

Zelda: WHATT!?

....Cut to the inn....

Zelda: *wrapped up in a blanket sniffling* So far... So very far... A five day journey... FOR A GOAT!!

G!Link: you know... Link, The Goat of Legend has a nice ring to it.

Zelda: *Throws a pillow at him* Oh shut up you!

G!Link: You could always try convincing the other forest guy with the dog again.

Zelda: 🥲

-🦆

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AJFKSLJEIWOAJGKDLSAIHEOWTJFDKSAJFDLSAGKHDAS LINK'S THE GOAT I AM WHEEZING

"Link, The Goat of Legend has a nice ring to it" JFIWOAJTEKWAJFDSIOAJF I LOVE GERUDO LINK'S SASS

This is amazing XD XD XD Exactly the kind of chaos I'm looking for with these gremlins

#you ask skye answers #lovely duck anon #this made me laugh so freaking hard riewoajrkdslajfioe #thank you I needed that #forsaken au #skye time travels through the queue

[ameliapodcast]

Being a nurse and an Amelia fan ruined my perception of things

I was assisting a surgeon, and in the middle of the brain surgery he asked me to change the Spotify playlist that we were listening while removing a tumor.

And the only thing I could think was Kozlowski blasting Bon Appetit while cutting arms off

That being said it would be a delight to work with this man, but I'm sure I would judge his technique so hard he would kick me out of the room in the first 10 minutes

*laughs so hard they inhale their coffee *

#thank you i needed that #the amelia project

[pop-punklouis]

#thank you i needed that

[vykodlak]

why do you look so resplendent? ( * o * )

#thank you I needed that #it's because of my zesty and effervescent nature I think #text

[ofalltheginjoints]

*spraying you with a water bottle for even thinking about getting into hazbin hotel*

im not gonna im not!!! at least i don’t want to😭

#thank you i needed that #blacklisting rn to keep me from temptation

[fandoms-spamdom]

SHE FILLED UP HER CHEEKSS O BAD

HALICE MY BELOVED

#thank you I needed that #baby hamster

[atlafan]

I love coming here and reading your fics over and over again. Everything is so *chefs kiss

#thank you i needed that

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

#greek mythology #ares #athena #greek gods #dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise #on some level at least #man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11 #thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful #romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it #also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now #my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming #i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one #kochei doodles

[stil-lindigo]

lead balloon (the tumblr post that saved me)

if this comic resonated with you, it would mean the world to me if you donated to this palestinian family's escape fund.

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no creative notes because this isn't that kind of comic.

I know I don’t owe any of you anything but I still felt compelled to write about my long term absence. And I feel far enough away from the dangerous spot I was in to be able to make this comic. I have a therapist now, and she agreed that making this could be a very cathartic gesture, and the start of properly leaving these thoughts behind me. I am still, at seemingly random times, blindsided by fleeting desires to kill myself. They’re always passing urges, but it’s disarming, and uncomfortable. I worry sometimes that my brain’s spent so long thinking only about suicide that it’s forgotten how to think about anything else. Like, now that I've opened that door for myself, I'll never be able to fully shut it again. But I’m trying my best to encourage my mind in other directions. We'll see how that goes.

I am still donating all proceeds from my store to Palestinian causes. So far, I've donated over $15K, not including donations coming from my own pocket or the fundraising streams which jointly raised around $10K. In the time since I made my initial post about where this money would be going, the focus has shifted from aid organisations to directly donating to escape funds.

If you'd like to do the same, you can look at Operation Olive Branch, which hosts hundreds of Palestinian escape funds or donate to Safebow, which has helped facilitate the safe crossing and securing of important medical procedures for over 150 at-risk palestinians since the beginning of the genocide.

#cw: suicidal ideation #cw: suicide #cw: self harm #cw: mental health #cw: depression #i made the balloon the main representation of my self destructive urges for a reason but im not going to explain it #i tried to keep a lot of the details in this vague #it would be my worst nightmare if this comic encouraged someone to hurt themselves #so. please dont #for a long time even the thought of making this comic felt so insipid and narcissistic #with the state of the world as it is #having the only threat to your life be yourself felt so privileged and trite and shameful #but doing this comic made me sit down and process things in full #and im just. very grateful i didn't give in to my thoughts back when i sincerely felt i'd be more useful to the world dead #i also feel the need to say that this wont represent everyone's battle with mental illness. its unfortunately different for all of us #there is no fix-all #and im afraid this might be one of those comics that either resonates a lot or misses the target by a mile #i made it for myself foremost. and now that its done im glad i did it #thank you for reading #and please stay alive #stillindigo art #stillindigo comics

[sheliesshattered]

u do not deserve to suffer for laundry like that

lmao, thank you, this is the most affirming message I've gotten in a long time

#someone read my tags! #on the poll about laundry! #lol #thank you I needed that #askes

[sparkleofstardust]

in light of the recent news that Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi has been found dead after a helicopter crash you might be wondering 'who the hell is this guy and why are so many people celebrating his death??' and i'm here to answer that!

to fully understand what's going on we need to look into Iran's history: when the Iranian revolution in 1979 happened the authoritarian king who was ruling at that time was overthrown, but the ensuing power vacuum lead to the islamic regime seizing power and establishing Iran as an islamic republic

the following years were incredibly cruel to the Iranian people; thousands of people (especially minorities) have been protesting against the strict islamic regime leading to many being jailed, tortured and executed.

and this is where Raisi played a big part: in 1988 he was part of a committee that ordered the execution of thousands of political prisoners who were protesting the islamic regime, earning himself the title of "the butcher of tehran"

do not be fooled by what the state media wants you to believe, the Iranian people are celebrating his death. he was a cruel mass murderer who has destroyed the lives of thousands of people, his death should be used as a time to mourn for all the suffering he has caused, and bring new attention to the political prisoners still being held in Iranian prisions today

because sadly the fight is far from over. many of you have probably heard of the murder of Mahsa Jina Amini back in 2022, causing a new wave of nationwide protests and establishing the "woman, life, freedom" movement. the regime has gotten increasingly cruel in their treatment of the Iranian people, especially women, but the people of Iran are not deterred and keep fighting for a free Iran.

if you want to know how you can help, please keep talking about us. the one thing the regime hates is international attention, and in the past it has been proven that international pressure has stopped the regime from executing various political prisoners. people like Toomaj Salehi are under imminent threat of execution and spreading their names could save their lives. so whether you share social media posts or talk to your family and friends about what is happening in Iran, anything helps 🙏🏼

jin, jiyan, azadi ✌🏼

#iran #ebrahim raisi #global news #woman life freedom #iran news #politics #turns out trying to summarize decades of oppression into a semi-coherent tumblr post is harder than i thought #so i tried to make it as short and accurate as possible ! but let me know if any elaboration is needed #this is far from what i usually post but i thought someone might appreciate the explanation <3 #and i will not stand for anyone mourning that guy may he rot in hell #thank you to everyone who took the time to read this it means a lot to me !!

[sedgewick-gayble]

roaring twenties tumblr simulator pt. 2

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men be like "i would never succumb to homosexuality" and then hold a mans face tenderly as he lights his cigarette with his own. okayy pansy we see you

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art deco more like art dicko! aaaand post

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attended a petting party last saturday and there were no animals not even at all :(

#WHY WOULD THEY CALL IT THAT

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i lov my mother and father so nuch forever i cannot wait to attend my new job at the dubious factory where there have never been any machinery incidents evr before

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Submitted by anonymous.

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The cocaine in coca-cola just doesnt hit the same anymore....

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OP they took out the cocaine

🎺 jazzcat Follow

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY TOOK OUT THE COCAINE

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tumblr heritage post

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Hes so puppycoded

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The eroticism of the machinery incidents at the dubious factory

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Easy website

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There is a gang war in Chicago. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Babe Ruth. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around Chicago, and please reblog this to get it to the celebrities in Chicago

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#had so many ideas i needed to share this with the world #1920s #unreality #fake post #fake dashboard #thank you lovely mutuals for ur contributions

[bildads-shoes]

do your work!

OKAY FINE

#thank you i needed that #bildads-asks #accidentally typed bildads-ass. vibes

[jakeperalta]

letting celebrities think they can and should "use their platform" to speak on all current events and political issues regardless of how educated they are on them was a grave mistake

#i honestly think that's why half of these celebrities are just sharing around these same few wishy washy unhelpful statements #at this point it's a relief when i open an instagram story and it's just a celebrity posting about their regular stuff #like good thank you feel free to just be quiet #or just share some fundraising links if you feel a need to be helpful #but like ultimately if you have a platform of many thousands/millions #then frankly it is your responsibility to make sure what you are sharing is accurate and useful #and not just posting for the sake of posting #but instead somehow we're at the point where the more followers you have the more you are expected to just post something anything #talking

[dek0pon]

beetle table <3 maple, white oak, walnut

#i made this and i need you all to look at it. thanks love you #beetle table #<- ask about how i made it is tagged beetle table also