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ouraniatm · 2 years

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@xpeculiariity asked: ( Jade ; For Beans Day. No mercy. ) "Oh, you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?"

❛ yeah i am. you really think i’ll be scared of a noob like you? ❜ she retorts jade’s threatening question with her usual, snarky answer but with flair of confidence you wouldn’t usually associate her with. while she wasn’t all for physical activity ( if her barely average grade at P.E could be any proof of that ), these type of events certainly peaked her interest. great seven, bless coach vargas for making beans day way more fun than it needs to be. not only was it fun and exciting but this meant she could put her skills as a rather experienced player of games where you’d have to shoot down your enemies. how could she NOT go a little manic and shoot each and every victim of hers in high speed and velocity. now, beans day might’ve been akin to a fun day for the vice president of ignihyde but it didn’t come without sets of challenges and oh, there were many. jade, for example, was the prime example of level of difficulty set to hard.

usually, cora would throw herself in battle and call it off after a good catch but she knew jade was different and far more terrifying of an opponent. never mind that she successfully captured him last year, this only meant he’d be more careful. every consideration had to be taken care of, no matter which class your character belongs to. that being said, the green haired snickers and holds out her trusty net whilst her other hand points at the vice president of octavinelle. her grin said everything - she was taking this way too lightly. ❛ i’ve been waiting to have a one-on-one with you, jade. the other villagers were getting too boring for me, i needed a REAL fish to catch. enough chit-chat. come at me, you lanky eel....show me what you got. ❜ he wanted a rematch? oh, he will get one.

UNPROMPTED THE SERIES ... always accepting!

#xpeculiariity #okay this is drastically late i be knew BUT THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE THING ABT THE BEAN FEST ...#my girl just casually causing chaos w her nerf gun and COD experience duriing beans day #like its no big deal.#maam u eat nothing but fried chicken and drink gallons of energy drinks wtf are u doing #⟪ answered. ⟫ ever heard of text messaging?

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yumenosakiacademy · 9 months

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i find it kinda funny tht im a vegetarian but i like the taste of certain meats (obv i dont eat them , i mean i Remember liking them when i used 2 eat them as a kid) n i think theyre likely tasty, n idrc all Tht much abt the whole animal thing bc Things Die Shit Happens Whatever but at the same time ive been a vegetarian 4 so long tht. like. it feels wrong 2 go against it. n technically bc it's a semi-streak my mind sees fit 2 not Break it. so even if theres yummy fried fish or bacon or w/e in front of me all i can do is go 'tht smells nice ^_^)b'

#in response 2 me saying i cant eat meat when mom told me 2 eat some of the fish she fried she was like 'u Can' n its like.. could i? yes.#but will i? no. n in a sense i Cant. bc itd break my streak. meh. meat is fatty anyway since i can only tolerate it breaded. so w/e.#delete later

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lewisvinga · 4 months

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my mistake | lando norris x fem! reader

summary; lando had been chasing after oscar’s friend, y/n for a couple months now. he’s confused on why she keeps dismissing him until he finally got his answer

fc; nailea devora

warnings; cursing

taglist; @namgification

note; requested !

masterlist !

liked by oscarpiastri, landonorris, and others

yourusername: thank u mclaren n oscar for having me 🧡

tagged; oscarpiastri, mclaren

mclaren: always a joy to have you😎🧡

username: pretty girls stan y/n

oscarpiastri: ur annoying

yourusername: god forbid a girl ask for food

oscarpiastri: i kept getting weird stares bc you made me get you 4 plates of food.

yourusername: THE CHICKEN PASTA WAS GOOD🙎‍♀️🙎‍♀️🙎‍♀️🙎‍♀️

username: her friendship w oscar is everything

username: PAPAYAAA

landonorris: you’re forgetting someone 🤔

yourusername: no i don’t think so

landonorris: a handsome brit? 😁

yourusername: oh! lewis😁

landonorris: i meant me…

yourusername: ok !

username: lando😭

Y/N L/N ANSWERS YOUR FAN QUESTIONS!

lando👍

y/n

y/n🌷

what now lando

lando👍

what happened to u and why’d u distance yourself from f1😁

y/n🌷

none of ur business

lando👍

pleaseeee

aren’t we bffs😁😁😁

y/n🌷

no we are not

you just got my number from osc

lando 👍

well i’m not leaving you alone until you tell me

y/n

y/nnnnnn

answer

pleaseeeeeee🙏

y/n🌷

you really don’t remember?

lando👍

no?

y/n🌷

2019

i was starting to gain a following but nothing like what i have now

and i went to a race and i was so excited to be there and then i saw you

of course i was happy to see you but then when i smiled, you just rolled your eyes at me and looked really annoyed at me

and that hurt , lando

lando👍

shit

y/n i honestly don’t remember

but fuck i’m sorry

y/n🌷

whatever im over it

just sucks when someone you’re a fan of acts annoyed by u xx

but then i met osc and now he’s my friend so now i’m back into this f1 shit

lando👍

y/n seriously i’m so sorry

it was my mistake, i must’ve thought you were someone else

let me make it up to you

y/n🌷

it’s fine lando

past is past but just wanted you to know

lando👍

no i wanna make it up

y/n🌷

i said it’s fine

lando👍

nope!

not until i can make u laugh

at least let me take you out for lunch

y/n🌷

hmmmmm

fine

but i’m gonna order a feast

lando👍

fine by me😁

liked by landonorris, oscarpiastri, and others

yourusername: how does 1 live knowing that u invited someone out for food only to steal their fries ….. #landonorrisisover

tagged; landonorris

landonorris: u got full after 3 bites of your burger

yourusername: wrong it was 4! and it was a very big n filling burger!!

landonorris: omg u finally posted me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

yourusername: don’t make me delete this post, lando norris 😒

username: i just know lando is giggling knowing he finally made it to a y/n post

username: did months of lando norizz flirting in her comments actually pay off??

oscarpiastri: wow.

yourusername: omw w fries for u don’t worry pooks

landonorris: worry if i eat them all

oscarpiastri: shut up lando norizz

lilyzneimer: miss u sm🥹🥹

yourusername: i miss u more💔 lmk when ur going to a race 😞

username: y/n gorgeous omg

username: wait who is that???

username: f1 driver and teammates w y/n friend oscar!

liked by yourusername, carlossainz55, and others

lando.jpg: the gf chronicles

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: fuck u and those stupid burgers and ur stupid jokes and ur stupid cute smile and the latte u bought me

lando.jpg: don’t worry guys she just hasn’t had her afternoon nap yet

yourusername: i’m so tired 😞😞

yourusername: bf🔥

lando.jpg: gf🔥

username: oh hello

username: wHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

username: she’s scute i love her sm

username: idk who i want more him or her

carlossainz55: about time ! i didn’t know how many more calls of you talking about y/n i could handle!😂😂

yourusername: awh he talks abt me??

lando.jpg: not you exposing me, carlos 😒

oscarpiastri: fuck you you left me with half of my fries that time

lando.jpg: they were good sorry not sorry

yourusername: bro he’s such a fries stealer, i can’t ever eat my fries in peace

lando.jpg: tomato tomato

#formula one x reader #f1 x reader #f1 smau #f1 scenario #formula one scenarios #f1 imagine #formula one imagines #formula one imagine #f1 scenarios #formula one social media au #lando norris smau #lando norris x y/n #lando norris x reader #lando norris imagine #lando norris scenarios

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kawaiijellymonster · 2 years

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#yall friday and yesterday came straight from hell istg I'm losing my shit #first I literally was doing class or class adjacent stuff Friday from 8am to 9pm #i've been helping my friend move out of her dorm bc she got emergency housing bc her roommate is psychotic #i went to hang out w my friends for an hour friday night but they were all high and I don't feel comfortable around weed bc #highschool trauma #so i left after I finished eating some french fries and I finished a convo w a friend #then saturday I went on a spontaneous trip with my friends to get boba and do homework and we asked my roommate to drop something off #bc she didn't have plans for the day and seemed like she was vibing w laying low for the day #but she sent me a super passive agressive text so I was kinda nervous #then my partner sent me a text message bc we had problems earlier in the week and I got more on edge #then I got back to my room and my roommate wasn't there so I watched a show w a different friend #then I texted my partner and shit happened but basically they broke up w me bc my friends are too white and I'm an unengaging texter??#and then my roommate got back and i was like #are u okay #and shes like #you asking me to do something for u and not inviting me to boba is the most hurtful thing to happen to me all semester #and I didn't invite her to boba bc she seemed tired and nauseous so I thought she wanted to chill #and then she said if I thought she wasn't doing so good why did i go to boba instead of taking care of her and I'm like??? kuz you're 20 yr #old and im not your mother???#and I'm like ???? what the legitimate fuck #and she was like 'you left on Friday and didn't take care of me when I was high'#and then we was like dude u know I'm uncomfortable around #weed why the fuck would u expect me to take care of you u were with 6 other people and last year someone babied her when she was high #and she was pissed off for legitimate days #then she was all 'you knew i had a project that's overdue and I needed to work on it'#and I'm like I legit tried to help her with it 3 times and she kept blowing me off!#I cannot be responsible for her finishing her project #she spent the entire morning watching tv i spent the whole morning doing 60 pages of anthropology reading #all of this happened in 6 hours and then my period started #tw mental breakdown

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reginaofdoctorwho · 2 years

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damn becoming an adult is just *fuck ur relationships w ur siblings!*

#like wow i almost had to report my stupidass brother to cps #and my sister is the most pos person w her dog #fucking hate her #her dog is sweet enough #but my sister comes over to our house (she has her own fucking house)#brings her dog finds the balls i buy for my cat #u know the shitty ones that are hard plastic w a bell inside?#and she hands it to her dog and lets her chew on it till the dog cracks it open and almost swallows the damn bell #she brought me her fries from macdonalds today #i walk out of the room to do something walk back in the back is on the floor and she's letting the dog eat out of it #i say to stop her 'oh oops i didn't realize u weren't done w it' sets it back on the table and tells me i'm overreacting when i throw it ou #*out #she lets her dog into our fucking garbage and then as soon as u walk in the room 'oh can u move the trash she's in it"#well how about u hold her back 'i clearly CAN'T' then why do u have a fucking dog if u can't keep her out of one goddamn thing?#she had a leash on the whole fucking time too #letting her dog into my bag and when i saw to keep her out because of the candy in there that was fucking expensive #'well how was i supposed to know u had candy in there?'#maybe by the fact u were there when i bought it? or just keep ur dog out regardless? fuckin bitch???#i love dogs our other sister has two a mountain dog mix and a jrt which is what sister 1's dog is #sister 2's dogs are fucking great. they're well behaved and she doesn't let them do what fucking ever in SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE

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hanlimz · 9 months

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midnight thoughts: [heeseung + drunk words]

synopsis: real sweet, but you wish he was sober (alternatively, you take such good care of heeseung while he's drunk that he decides to tell you how he really feels). pairing: heeseung x gn!reader genre/warnings: hurt/comfort (?), f2l (ambiguous but still cute i promise) / EMETOPHOBIA TW (nothing happens but throwing up is mentioned, be cautious <3)!!!, drunk heeseung lol, tiny skz mention (my worlds colliding), um alcohol consumption (?), sunghoon is the dd don't worry there is no drunk driving! wc: 1.4k (el oh el)a/n: inspired by model student heeseung in the first couple en-o'clocks who is unreasonably attractive but also ? a dork . that is all. (love u hee stans this one's for u hope u're doing okay lately w ur man acting the way he is.)

[1:16AM] six shots of tequila and a raspberry smirnoff ice deep, and lee heeseung is gone. strong surges of heat rush to his cheeks to create a dizzying push and pull effect, rivulets of sweat are beginning to drip from his temples, and he's trying his best not to vomit up the fried chicken jake and sunghoon made him eat earlier. heeseung finds solace on the cool tiles of the kitchen floor; he clutches the crisp fabric of his white button down and attempts to will away the waves of nausea that are crashing against the walls of his stomach. breathing in through his nose and out through his mouth, heeseung's thoughts begin to drift back to a familiar place. he can almost feel the phantom sensation of your fingers carding through his hair; the tips of your fingers are refreshing and imbue him with a tranquility that he isn't often privy to.

"holy shit, dude—did we really let you get this fucked up?" heeseung vaguely registers jake's voice as two warm fingers reach under his jaw to check his pulse. inwardly, heeseung chuckles—leave it to biomedical engineering major, pre-anesthesiology track jake sim to presume death over everything else. glancing up, heeseung watches the genuine concern that flashes in the younger boy's gaze. "c'mon heeseung, we gotta get you home, bro. good god—[y/n] is actually gonna murder us …”

heeseung curls in on himself at the sound of your name, hiding away from the prodding of jake’s fingers into his upper arms. he wants to press his face into the crook of your neck, he aches to feel your hands cascading up and down the length of his spine, he yearns so desperately for a chance to indulge in a tender moment of unity with you. heeseung closes his eyes to relish in the way the memories seem to envelop him in a ghostly embrace, and he swears he only blinks once. the bass-boosted music and headache inducing strobe lights become mere background accompaniment to the movie playing behind his eyelids.

he swears he only blinks once, but the familiar aroma of your perfume begins to permeate his senses—bergamot and vanilla, his favorite. voices come into focus, his head starts to pound, and the reality of being splayed all over the backseat of sunghoon’s benz is setting in at the speed of falling molasses. "what the hell did you let him get into?" there's a certain venom in the question that bites at his jugular. he recognizes the cadence of your voice and the way you suck a sharp breath through your teeth with ease. "sigma kappa zeta is so out of hee's league—you couldn't have taken him to alpha tau zeta or tau chi tau or someplace that bang chan doesn't run?"

"he said he could handle it!" sunghoon counters.

you let an incredulous scoff escape your mouth as you berate the two boys in a hushed whisper, "and, you believed him? he obviously wanted to impress you idiots. god, i'm starting to think jongseong is the only one of you with a functioning brain ... "

"[y/n]!" jake exclaims, "so not chill."

"no—what's really not chill is tweedledumb and tweedledumber letting heeseung get wasted at his first frat party." you scold, voice cold as ice while jabbing an accusatory finger in their faces. jake and sunghoon hang their heads like dogs being told off for chewing up furniture; in any other situation, you might have had the inclination to chuckle, but you don't. "now, help him up to my couch and leave before i get even meaner."

everything is blurry as heeseung stumbles his way up the stairs to your apartment; sunghoon and jake are bickering with one another while supporting each side of his body—who is tweedledumb and who is tweedledumber, who let heeseung drink this much booze, who will have to recount tonight's escapades to jay, and who will have to give pity laughs to his impending dad jokes? they curse at one another until you mention the possibility of a noise complaint, and all the incessant chatter stops. in the midst of a spring night, only cricket song remains. heeseung focuses on the quiet chirping until the cool leather of your couch cushions begins to soothe the molten liquid that seems to course through his veins. goodbyes are exchanged and a door is closed somewhere far away, but heeseung's head is too heavy to lift.

he blinks again and opens his eyes to the rough fibers of an old washcloth running over the peaks and valleys of his face. the fabric brushes along the deep circles carved beneath his bloodshot eyes; concentration knits your forehead into a multitude of different creases, and heeseung can't help the pitiful chuckle that tumbles from his mouth. an airy sensation overtakes his being as he realizes that he's right where he had wanted to be all evening—with you. embarrassment still settles like an indestructible boulder in the pit of his stomach, however; shame's spindly talons sink into heeseung's flesh as he realizes just how much of a fool he's made out of himself.

"just—just wan'ed to be cool, [y/n]," heeseung slurs out, voice plagued with exhaustion. bringing his knees to his chest, heeseung attempts to keep his tears at bay. "just wan'ed to show you that i c'n be cool 'nd awesome 'nd sexy! but, now 'm just looking stupid on your couch ..."

placing the washcloth on the arm of the sofa, you move to rest heeseung's head in your lap. he gladly accepts the comforting gesture, cuddling into the soft cotton of sweatpants he realizes are his. combing your fingers through his roots and scratching at his scalp, you whisper, "for the record—i already think you're cool and awesome."

heeseung glances up at you, face swollen and eyes puffy. "really?" he asks, "so, you don't think i'm a stupid, un-sexy idiot that can't hold his liquor?"

"well, you can't hold your liquor," you muse with a hint of laughter in your voice, caressing the supple skin of his cheekbone, "but, no. i don't think you're a stupid, un-sexy idiot."

basking in the reality he was just confronted with, heeseung's drunken mind can only focus on one thing. his desperate need for clarification tempts him; desire's forked tongue beckons him towards the truth. the question repeats over and over again in his brain until it spills out—an unwilling victim of an inebriated perpetrator. "so ..." he drawls, attempting to wink but closing both eyes instead, "you think i'm sexy?"

and, you laugh. it's a euphoric sound—a beautiful melody reminiscent of spring picnics, gingham blankets, and the fragrant scent of blooming tulips. for a moment, heeseung loses himself in it; coherent thought escapes his grasp as he is overtaken by you. your touch, your warmth, the bleary image of your smile as it comes in and out of focus. you wash over heeseung in waves, an ocean of calm in a world that only seeks to burn; alluring siren song floods his mind as you call out to him over the sound of the blood pumping his ears. the cool tips of your fingers are beginning the quell the heat beneath heeseung's skin as consciousness begins to slip away from him, and a dopey grin is woven onto his lips.

"heeseung," you murmur, the ghost of a bout of giggles hiding behind your words. "hee, baby, you should really let me get up to grab you some advil."

the term tumbles from your mouth before you can help it, and you freeze. having revealed yourself, you're overcome by the desperate urge to run—but, heeseung has given you nowhere to go. his weight traps you, holding tight and pressing harder by the second. half of you wants to hear him say it back, while the other hopes for the couch cushions to swallow you whole. heeseung—though not a man of many surprises with his perfect grades, perfect attendance, perfect everything—manages to stun you tonight.

"wan' you t'call me that again, [y/n]," heeseung mumbles through sleep, "please."

"you want—" your voice catches in your throat, "you want me to call you baby?"

there's a beat of silence so long that you're almost sure heeseung has fallen victim to the salivating jaws of sleep, but he groans. the utterance is low and deep—dripping with what seems to be a concoction of mild annoyance, exasperation, and endearment. "'s all i've ever wanted, [y/n]," he replies, eyes closed and nose buried into your sweater, "you're all i've ever wanted."

another pause.

"okay," you say, meandering through the quiet for a moment, letting yourself wade towards him in this new sea of possibilities, "baby."

#enhypen fluff #enha fluff #heeseung fluff #enhypen reactions #; — cass writes: heeseung #heeseung headcanons #heeseung reactions #enhypen #enha headcanons #enha reactions #heeseung imagines #enhypen imagines #enha imagines #enhypen x reader #enha x reader #heeseung x reader #heeseung x yn

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