#the (s)hit list

[nedlittle]

nothing i can add will be funnier than the reality of seriously trying to cancel shakespeare for being classist

#cropped the name so nobody is demonic towards the op. make fun of her in your owj space #WHAT READING ONLY YA BOOKS DOES TO AN MFER!!!!!! #pls rb this i need everyone to see this list i feel insane #lit #greatest (s)hits #book discource

[most-canon-non-canon-ship-poll]

I’m pretty sure I sent in like, an essay on why I hate DickBabs?

oh shit i must've not seen it. here we are:

Believe it or not, I actually used to like this ship!!! Their first go around at a relationship was fine! Not amazing and it had issues but it had its cute moments! But there was the retconning. Oh, was there retconning. They had to age Barbara down just to make the relationship even possible, since she was in Congress when Dick was still a teenager. And then it got worse. Suddenly Barbara was Dick’s first crush/love. Suddenly all of his other relationships were explicitly inferior and his awesome longterm ex is being villified and shit talked and dismissed as a fling in-text. They broke up and stayed broken up for over a decade. Then suddenly Barbara had use of her legs back and was out of her wheelchair, and it was like every character spent a few years going “oh those two belong together!!” Without any of the stories ever demonstrating WHY. Then they suddenly got back together (after having Dick break up with yet another cool love interest!!!!) and immediately became characters I did not and do not recognize. Babs became a girlboss (derogatory) and Dick became a himbo (derogatory) and I hate it so so so so much it makes me so angry I can’t even keep talking about this I need to go before I explode

i also added it to the poll!

#i'm so sorry for not seeing it! #the (s)hit list #propaganda #why [ship name] is shit #anti dickbabs

[cat-of-starlight]

Ok so my last posts did GREAT (I love you all, fellow Simpos- Seeing other people go feral for this silly little man brings me JOY)

Sooooo, idk how many of you have one (ingame) BUT feel free to add/use my Absolutely Cracked™ Sampo

(UID/Info under the cut so I can ramble about he)

UID: 613736119

Also NOTE: My Trailblaze level COULD be higher but I'm waiting to do the next Equilibrium until I build up a few more characters, lmao)

But yea like- my man has - Max Traces - Max Eidolons - Mostly BiS for Relics (May EVENTUALLY tweak some but like he's doing FANTASTIC rn/relic grinding is annoying/I gotta level other characters too lmao) - Pretty good Light Cone (His really pretty 4* one) (I'll switch it once I acTUALLY GET A 5* NIHLITY CONE)

Here are the stats for My Boy rn if anyone's curious

Lmao so many people write off 4* characters but like?? He does so well in my party?? I legit couldn't imagine my party w/out him and I only take him out of the party if absolutely necessary tbh- (Plus he does get a LOT of use in my support slot because most of the support window is just filled w/ whoever the Newest 5* is and like. Sometimes you just need this silly little guy to help out-) <3

#In conclusion- friend me and use my baby boy (Or my other boys tbh) #Also for those in Penacony rn- Man is CRACKED against those annoying dino shits because he hits so many times in a round that- #- he basically fills their overload counter on his own lol #And my other boys are good too- both are close to max (At least in traces/relics) (getting max Eidolon for 5*s is HARD man) #deadass the only party member of mine who can deal more damage in a hit is Ratio #but to be fair he's a Hunt so that's his job #honkai star rail #hsr #honkai sampo #hsr sampo #sampo koski #RISE SIMPOS #(But fr I need more simpos on my friend list <3)

[cxpperhead]

Fan Fiction/RP Tropes tier list

Tagged by: @thecreativeforge (♡) Tagging: @bluefeathrs, @gin-n-chthonic, @question-marked, @red-hemlock, @the-rorschach-mask, @the-arkham-librarian, @umbrellamedic, @zaunseye and anybody else who'd like to do this?

#🐍 || dashboard games #🐍 || memes #Just woke up and still got fucking covid but oh well #This was fun but very quickly done! #The funny thing is that if I answer lately then the list would probably swap a few things around #But S tier is generally consistent hit me up with that angst and fluff! #Thanks for the tag Cat <3

[syciaralynx]

Putting together a playlist for writing the new fic like.

#jean moreau #buddy you've got me dredging up my early 20's depression greatest hits list #what a time to be alive #the sunshine court #jerejean #Grace by Neverending White Lights still slaps though

[kris-mage-fics]

URL Music

Thanks for tagging me @bi-stander!

K: The Koi Story (锦鲤抄) performed by Jiaju and Zongli

R: Renn by :LOR3L3I:

I: In And Out Of Love by Armin van Buuren feat. Sharon Den Adel

S: Surrender by The Birthday Massacre (cw: lyrics about stalking)

M: Middle Of The Night by Elley Duhé

A: Arise by CLANN

G: Good Behavior by Plumb

E: Everytime We Touch or Evacuate The Dancefloor by Cascada (Sorry I can't choose!)

F: Flower Maiden by Dzivia

I: I Miss You by blink-182 (cw: flashing lights, disturbing imagery, depictions of drowning, and spiders)

C: Concomitance by Anton Belov (bandcamp link since I couldn't find it as a single on youtube)

S: Show Your Fangs by The Crane Wives

By the way, a lot of these videos have the lyrics in the CC, description box, or in one of the top comments. Though I know some of the lyrics for "Good Behavior" are wrong.

Tagging @yuuugay (three U's might be hard, but I believe in you, Yuki!), and @georgiedoesntfloat (I'm sure you'll find some awesome songs!), and anyone who'd like to do this too! (Sorry for not tagging anyone else, I actually did like 96% of this two days ago then my brain decided it couldn't think of more people who like music and it hasn't been cooperating with me since. :/ Did I go overboard with the colors? Idk, but I'm leaving it.)

#I'd say this list is a fairly good representation of my totally random music tastes lol #rip to “Angel” by First Aid Kit which got bumped off because I just found “Arise” this morning and I fucking love CLANN #(I say that as if I've been a fan for a long time when the truth is I found them - and 2/3 of the music on this list - less than a year ago #you can pry cheesy 2000's dance music out of my cold dead hands! it got me through some rough times and it's still fun #is it just me or does “I Miss You” hit harder now than when it came out 20 years ago? wait wtf it came out 20 years ago?!?! haha I'm old #I still have every song on Chaotic Resolve (the album “Good Behavior” is from) memorized I listened to it so much after it came out #if you do look up the other songs on it be aware that “Cut” is about self harm and my take is that “Damaged” is about CSA but it isn't clea #it's the least Christian album from a Christian musician I've ever heard #I have a pretty hard rule to not listen to Christian music from a certain time period ever again but that album is my one exception #(there are good reasons for both the rule and the exception but that's a whole damn post on it's own to explain) #tag game #music

[toonagi]

everybody shut up and look at my creatures

#posting them together because these dweebs are all part of the same setting #i'm hoping i can find the motivation to make a webcomic or something but adhd is. uh. a roadblock #OH OH worth mentioning i did not design centauri!! i got them as a gift a few years back on deviantart and i'm still stupid grateful #sorry scherzo's ref is slightly thinner than everyone else's #scherzo and centauri are VIGILANTES who commit CRIME in the name of JUSTICE #also in the name of crime but shhhhhh centauri just likes hitting things ok #seven and bast are uh. a creature and a woman in stem respectively #definitely not me scrolling through the list of egyptian gods on wikipedia to find a last name for bast because i forgot to give her one #i have. so much i could say about these guys and their dynamics but i'll spare you the infodump #they're on artfight though!!! if you wanna. um. draw them #i would actually explode if i got art of them. so #tw body horror #for 774's weird mouth #furry oc #furry art #set animal #<- what bast is!! fun fact #robot oc #alien oc #toonagi art

[wolfblood-of-anubis]

DOES NO ELSE KNOW THAT VICTOR AND JEROME WERE ON GAME OF THRONES?!

That’s right, folks, Francis Magee aka Victor Rodenmaar Jr. was on Game of Thrones, he played Yoren in S1-S2, a brother of the Night’s Watch and a recruiter for them as well. He made easy friends with Tyrion Lannister, Robb and Ned Stark, and eventually Arya Stark. He got along with Tyrion due to the fact that unlike his comrades, Yoren had a sense of humor. Imagine Victor but cool. And later on *spoilers if you haven’t seen the show*

when Ned’s put in public for execution and Arya managed to escape the Lannister guards, he sees her in the crowd and nods his head to Yoren to try to get her to safety. He does. And he holds her close and shields her ears when her father is executed.

Immediately after he cuts off Arya’s hair and instructs her to pretend to be a boy called Arry for her own safety whilst they travel back to the North. He planned on taking her to her brother Robb who became the current Lord of Winterfell following their father’s death.

Yoren is also the one to give Arya the idea for her infamous ‘list’. Her own hit list of people she’s planning on killing which she recites every night before going to sleep. It becomes so important to her ritual that she can’t even sleep before reciting it completely.

and as for Eugene Simon aka Jerome Clarke? He played Lancel Lannister, a cousin of Cersei, Jaime, and Tyrion Lannister for S1-2, and S5-6.

He originally was just King Robert’s cup bearer and I think he was his squire? Can’t remember fully but I do know that whilst Jaime was out of King’s Landint, Lancel was the one keeping Cersei satisfied if you know what I mean. And yes, they’re cousins, and Cersei fucks her brother Jaime, this isn’t brand new or quite shocking, it’s pretty standard GoT. He’s even involved for killing the king as he kept supplying him with wine and alcohol during a hunt, a boar got to him and he couldn’t drunkenly defend himself.

Then he gets blackmailed by Tyrion for a bit S2 for fucking Cersei. Gets kicked back home too by the end I’m pretty sure. though we get to see him in armor for a bit:

Then comes back on S5 looking like this:

He becomes a very religious zealot as he believes he is ‘redeemed’ in the eyes of their gods, the Seven and he just gets very faith involved, even trying to ask Cersei, the Queen Mother, to absolve her sins by being honest about her incest with him (and her brother). She laughs him off very easily and even tries to use the other followers that the new Septon, the High Sparrow, has accumulated to her own gains by getting rid of her sons new wife, Margaery Tyrell, by having her brother Loras arrested for sleeping with men.

By S6 it gets progressively worse, not only did Cersei get what she wanted, her son’s wife, Margaery, gets taken away as well because she knew her brother was involved with men and ‘did not inform the church of these indiscretions’ so she has also sinned. But then Cersei gets a taste of her own medicine and she gets imprisoned too as Lancel has told the High Sparrow everything and he even gets this fucking carving on his forehead.

Cersei gets her revenge in a big way if you’ve seen the show.

#this is so wild to me that no one’s talked about it before #i watched got for the first time like two years ago during covid and i recognized them both and went insane over it but never checked around #if others already mentioned it but turns out no one’s talked about it?! #another weird fact: i got to see eugene simon’s a s s due to his after s*x scenes with cersei #i will never be able to look at jerome clarke the same way again #victor gets to be this important factor in arya’s story #if not for him she would’ve been caught probs and he tells her to pretend to be a boy #and he gives her the hit list ritual that becomes a HUGE part of her character #taylor swift made a reference to arya’s hit list in her look what you made me do song #and jerome gets to have his ass on display for fucking his cousin and then becomes a religious zealot #how did we get here #house of anubis #victor rodenmaar jr #francis magee #jerome clarke #eugene simon #hoa

[icewindandboringhorror]

... how am I meant to get any sort of restful sleep when it's like 85F indoors in my bedroom at NIGHT .. hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#why the next poll adventure and everything else has taken so long lol.. I straight up have just not done anything #the past few days... staring down my todo list and sweating hopelessly #AT LEAST it;s relatively low humidity. the highest it's been up to is maybe 65%. but is usually around 50 or 40ish #There is one small window air conditioner in a roomate's room that can KIND OF be shared by nailing a sheet up to block off the hallway #with the rooms in it so the cool air goes into the other bedrooms but doesnt flow out into the kitchen or etc but #wjhen it's the time of day that the sun is directly hitting the window & it's like 102F outside even that doesnt help much. to cool 3 rooms #and I always feel like we're going to explode the air conditioner or something running it too much with direct heat on it. sometimes it #smells like hot plastic or whatever ghj.. so it's mostly just.. block off all windows with 5 layers of blankets and cardboard #starting at 10am (meaning.. no indoor light for days basically.. no natural lighting.. time passes weird. hard to determine time of day). #throw water on the bed every night so you sleep in wet sheets and keep your clothes and hair wet at all times. ice. cold drinks. keep a #little fan running pointed directly at you nearly 24/7 even when sleeping with a fan blowing air on you makes your eyes and throat painfull #dry. etc. etc.. and i KNOW people have it worse in plenty of places blah blah. i am just complaining on my little blog that is about me lol #I think the biggest thing about lack of adequate/central air conditioning for me is just the LACK of productivity!!! I am working on games! #and novels!! and so many other crafts. costumes! sculptures!!! things I want to do!!! we all have a limited amount of time on this planet a #nd I have so many goals!! To lose basically 4-5 days straight or producivity - when if I had been able to temperature #control my environment better I could have easily gotten more done because I wouldn't be laying around nuseous and too hot #and sick to do anything all day etc. -- is like.... GRRRRRR... it just feels so senseless.. i could have USEd that time... #Every CEO who has contributed to global warming owes me 1million doallrs to fund my art projects and make up for all the time #I've lost on them due to their stupid bullshit.. also they should be stoned to death in a public square. but redistribute the money FIRST #to everyone on the planet. but especially people who have been affected by floods. fires. etc. etc. #poor people who have limited choice in housing and access to air conditioning. homeless people in cooling centers. people with disabillitie #and health issues that are worse in the heat so the entire future just seems increasingly terrifying for them. etc. etc. #ANYWAY.... eughhhgh.... It can cool down SLIGHTLY at night but the past few nights I have been sleeping in an 81 degree room and I wake up #and first thing in the morning its like 82 by then and I'm so nauseous and nasty feeling... just so so tired of it.. I NEED SNOW #literally not even joking.. snow would heal me. .. oughffff... #AND i got the new nasty stinky poo poo pee pee tumblr dashboard update lol.. e v i l

[tiredassmage]

Lensen Ryaldar - aka my “ah fuck, I’ve fallen in love with this absolute bastard and his devilish good looks anyway” (despite many poor and questionable decisions) collection, KOTET edition and in no particular order.

#swtor #swtor screenshots #ch: lensan #srsly i cannot overstate that i have never loved and hated one of my ocs in such strong equal measures before #awful stinky bastard man. absolute jackass. terrible. so fiercely loyal to the few people he does somehow care about. #he's ride or die. he's sold out imperial trade routes to a close associate for smuggling operations. he's mandalorian #but also he's just a bounty hunter. he's a staunch loyalist to the empire. #like. sir. you do realize half of that contradicts? #honestly why didn't i run him thru the agent story at this rate tbh #with this many cross-purposes he'd be perfect and maybe i'm just a glutton yea? #fun fact: he started originally as cipher four ie a plant to keep tabs on the mandalorian alliance before i made him black ops #either way intelligence could fill a family of 5's grocery list with his bullshit tbh #'potential recruit. volatile. violent. also potentially extremely high-risk threat.' #that file would hit tyr's desk and i can already hear him sighing lmao #i really need to stop putting oc lore in the tags... #anyway part of the reason he hasn't gotten an agent run is honestly bc i can't see him without the facepaint anymore #tattoo. whatever you wanna call it. it just adds a little a lot of somethin lmao

[hybridreviews]

Anime DISCOVERY & TIME of the SEASON Present: The WORST Anime of 2023

Time for "HOW DO I PISS YOU OFF?!" with what anime I thought sucked!

I feel like whenever I’m hearing about any anime news in 2023, most of it has something to do with one company that has such a big stranglehold of the industry and they are pissing you off every chance they get, from not dubbing that show you like but dubbing a bunch of other shows (aka mostly various isekai) that you’ll forget within a week’s time it finished airing, an award show that caters…

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#2023 #A Girl and Her Guard Dog #alice gear aegis Expansion #Anime #Butareba: The Story of a Man Turned Into a Pig #Endo and Kobayashi Live! The Latest on Tsundere Villainess Lieselotte #Giant Beasts of Ars #Kaina of the Great Snow Sea #KamiKatsu: Working for God in a Godless World #list #Masamune-kun&039;s Revenge-R #My Life as Inukai-san&039;s Dog #My One-Hit Kill Sister #My Unique Skill Makes Me OP even At Level 1 #Season 2 #Spy Classroom #The Girl I Like Forgot Her Glasses #The Marginal Service #The Misfit of Demon King Academy #The Most Heretical Last Boss Queen: From Villainess to Savior #Tonikawa: Fly Me To The Moon #Worst of

[most-canon-non-canon-ship-poll]

they are so cringe

Why Kataang is shit - a submission-based essay

Kataang - a canon het ship from the Avatar: the Last Airbender and Legend of Korra fandoms between Katara and Aang

Do you fancy your babysitter? Does she not like you back? Don't worry, if you kiss her without her consent enough times, eventually she'll come around! Throughout the show, Katara is cooks, cleans, does general chores on behalf of the group, including Aang. She is also primarily responsible for talking him down from fits of wrath (understandable fits of wrath: he's a traumatised 12 year old with godlike powers) and putting herself in harms way in order to calm him. He's also incredibly dismissive of her culture at times, and disregards her feelings when they don't align with his view of the world. SPEAKING OF WHICH he completely ignores her when she explicitely says that she does not want to talk about his feelings for her, and then kisses her without her consent (again). He not only never apologieses for this, but it is never brought up again! She just wanders over him after the battle is finished and kisses him and THAT'S THAT I GUESS?!?!?!!! THEN we get into post-canon stuff. The main cast are really out there doing the most: founding cities, ruling nations, etc... with the exception of Katara. What is Katara in the future? The Katara who was the first woman to be trained in combat-bending by the Masters of the North simply because she Would Not Shut Up until they trained her? The Katara who said she would never turn her back on people who need her? That Katara? She's a wife and mother now and that keeps her very busy. To be honest I haven't read most of the comics because they're famously awful and even Kataang fans don't like a lot of them. it's offensive when a female character exists only as a trophy for the main guy to win, but it's doubly insulting when that female character has so many layers and so much complexity, only to turn into the shiny trophy with no autonomy when she kisses the hero like some kind of awful reverse Princess and the Frog. FURTHERMORE if you look at Katara's utlisation (or lack thereof) in The Legend of Korra, she doesn't do anything!! Of the Gaang members who are still alive, she's the only one who never gets involved in the adventures, which considering that the plot of Season 1 hinges around a water-bender specific power that she has a personal connection to (and even the in the FLASHBACKS to 40 years previously she does not appear). It's very funny to me because a lot of Kataang fans will say "oh Katara did keep working as an adult, she got bloodbending banned!!" and this is brought out as that one thing she did, yet IN A WHOLE SEASON ABOUT BLOODBENDING she does absolutely nothing besides being unable to heal Korra, so that Aang's spirit has to turn up and do it for her. Then Season 2 is about the Water Tribes and involves the hostile takeover of the city in which she lives, but apparently she's not keen on getting involved in that either!! And look, I can't PROVE that this is directly linked to the ship, but it sure looks suspicious to me when taken with previous evidence. And don't even get me started on the fans holy hell. Like, it's perfectly fine to have ships with problematic elements (don't we all) but they truly will bend over BACKWARDS to say that there's nothing wrong with the ship OR the way it went down in canon and that they're the Pure and Wholesome ship, standing in opposition to the Evil Colonizing Zutaras. Even suggesting that hey, might it have been better if they'd taken some time apart to really grow as individuals and then gotten together in their twenties---instead of at 12 and 14 without ever fixing the mother/child dynamic or talking about the time he sexually assaulted her---will be met with outright hosility by certain members of the fandom.

#anti kataang #avatar the last airbender #adding a tad more in the tags cause word limits: #The 12/14 thing also just skeeves me out like... what 14 year old girl has ever been romantically interested in a 12 year old boy?? Those a #the (s)hit list #propaganda #not a poll #why [ship name] is shit #also i got rid of the stuff abt the comics so i could fit it in one post

[disabled-dragoon]

All of the categories broke on the book archive

This is a travesty

A disaster

An incredible inconvenience

I have to redo them all

By hand

#theres at least 90 #see this is why I never went into web design /s #I think I hit some kind of secret category limit and now #HALF OF THEM ARENT SHOWING UP #Ive been trying to fix it for 2 hours #this is the missing header all over again #sigh #I mean I suppose its good?? #Ive been wanting to change the category lists for a while I just did not plan for today to be the day #archive update #the disability archive #caps in tags #curio rambles

[wasjustred]

tumblr deleting the end of winter weather warning is going to be MY VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY. ppl are reblogging without the end now (naturally) and i’m going to COMMIT VIOLENCE about it wtf wtf

#if you see this pls rb the full version i’m going to kms 😭😭😭😭 #when i went to fix it the first time around it still deleted an entire paragraph when posting #and then it was all weird on desktop?? #i’m literally going to #i’m gonna #ARRGGGHHHHHH #t*umblr s*taff on my hit list FR #😤😤😤😤😤😤 #😩😩😩😭😭😭 #I’M SO MAD

[rubiesintherough]

meme call for muses who are most awake atm:  Aedus,  Mahia,  Amara,  Wraith,  Cora,  Lusca,  Page,  Zale,  Nathan

 just   REPLY TO THIS POST  and lemme know which muses you want memes from. as many as you want.   or just   LIKE THIS POST   for a random selection of the above mentioned ones sent your way. open to any and all mutuals

#(( ooc. )) #meme call ( random ) #fatigue's hitting real bad so just gonna lurk for a bit #still up for sending stuff tho so hmu if u want things! #and as always you can request things from ay muse(s) not listed too. these are just the ones most awake

[aethersea]

meet cute fic for s & d tier! if you don’t know them, all the context you need is that they’re two supervillains. one of them is basically the bad guy from a point-and-click game, the other is the most powerful and most bloodthirsty creature ever to walk the earth. they’re buddies :) but not yet, bc this is a meet-cute.

The map had the island marked as uninhabited, and Morgan had lost their pursuers almost before the place had even come in sight. They’d still been on alert, because after all you never know, but they’d seen no sign of human habitation from the air and the jungle had been peaceful for the whole walk from Morgan’s landing site to where their biplane had crashed. So sue them, maybe they let their guard down a bit as they started going over the plane for spare parts. 

They were shoulder-deep in the mangled engine’s guts and completely oblivious to their surroundings when a voice said, “And where did you come from?”

Morgan jumped. Their elbow bumped against an exposed wire and stinging agony arced up their arm. They screamed and jumped again. 

Things got comedic for a bit. Eventually they managed to extract their arm from the plane’s innards. Their sleeve was pocked with scorch marks and their arm was tingling, almost numb. Morgan shook it out, wincing and hissing, as they turned to find the source of the voice.

There was someone leaning against a tree not five feet away, watching Morgan’s antics with unconcealed amusement. An astonishingly beautiful someone, with golden eyes that gleamed in the jungle shadows and the ability to move silently through dense forest – Morgan glanced down and found that the stranger’s feet were hovering a few inches above the leaf litter. Morgan gulped. Maybe they shouldn’t have used up the last of their warding talismans back at the swimming pool factory. They made sure their smile was friendly and their body language was open when they said, “Hi.”

The beautiful stranger’s body language was also open. One might even call it lazily confident. Their smile was not friendly at all. “Hi,” they drawled. “This is my island. Why are you on it?”

“Oh that’s cool. It’s cool you have an island.” Morgan’s voice wavered embarrassingly. They winced and shook their arm out again, hoping the stranger would assume it was pain, not alarm, making them sound like a wuss. “You mean yours in like a spirit way? Are you the avatar of the island or something?”

The stranger’s predatory smirk scrunched up into total confusion. “What? No! I mean like in a capitalism way. Where I own it.” The stranger squinted at Morgan. “Why are you here? Is this your plane?”

Morgan glanced at the biplane wreckage. “Uh, finders keepers I guess, so yeah. Yeah, it’s my plane.” 

The propeller chose that moment to fall off with a hideous shriek of metal on metal. Morgan made a face. “I’ve had better.”

#s & d tier #s & d fic #s & d tier fic #finx writes #tada! a snippet #a snippable fic #this is for one of the scenarios in the list of meet cutes from those videos where the.....author? what do I call them? forgot their name.. #anyway they listed off like a gajillion ways these two might have met #so now I'm writing one #actually this has been in progress since shortly after that video came out #but then I hit a really satisfying stopping point and just...well...stopped #but it wasn't a satisfying ENDING so now I've picked it up again to keep going