#the narrator weapon's drawn

[wrongweaponsdrawn]

"Do you know what the definition of failure is, my lord? Failure... is when something ceases to serve a purpose, when that happens it becomes worthless to me, and thus far, your performance has been lacking."

- the narrator

(Source: Hordak, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, "Signals")

#she ra #hordak #weapons drawn #the narrator weapons drawn #lord tippet weapons drawn #accomplices weapons drawn #detectives weapons drawn #the narrator weapon's drawn #lord tippet #lord tippet weapon's drawn #weapons drawn jackbox #wrongweaponsdrawn

[shittymurderparty]

Redacted: As long as nothing really bad happens between now and then, you'll be fine.

Schmitty: Are you crazy? What did you say that for? Now something bad is gonna happen!

Redacted: Whadaya mean? Nothing's gonna happen.

Cookie: Not until some dummy says, "as long as nothing bad happens."

Schmitty: It's the ultimate jinx!

The Narrator: What were you thinking? Or were you even thinking at all?

(Source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “School Hard”)

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[booloocrew-blog]

so when were any of you going to tell me the narrator and professor nanners were the same va

#sarah kempton #the narrator weapons drawn #the narrator weapon's drawn #professor nanners #booloojack #jackbox #jackbox games #booloosh*tpost #jackbox party pack 10

[magicalrobodokiofficial]

The Narrator: (reading Nate’s letter out loud) "Dear Raven Nevermore. Violence is not the answer. Oh, great first sentence! Thanks, Aianna. We'd like to make a trade. We'll give up our powers if you give us Buzz. Add "unharmed" or they're gonna monkey's paw you. Smart, Bob. Magic pen thingy, add "unharmed". Then, like "yours tru—", no, "sincerely", "best", maybe just "signed, Magical Robodoki". Should we proofread it? Nah, Tippet said this pen doesn't make mistakes, just writes what you say. Great, I feel good about this. Me too. Anyone else want a Gatorade? Do we have red?"

Mikuro: What is this GATORADE?!?

(Source: Shazam! Fury of The Gods)

#Shazam! Fury of The Gods #doki quotes #aianna flowers #nate shapiro #buzz lippman #bob headrush #bob sharp #roxanne flowers #raven nevermore robodoki #the narrator weapon's drawn #the narrator weapons drawn

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Lord Tippet: *turns off lights* ...*turns them back on*

Lord Tippet: "Hello? Is everyone alright- GREAT MACE-WIELDING MINOTAUR KINGS!!!"

Narrator: "Who are you talking to?"

Lord Tippet: "Nobody, just practicing for next time." :)

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[artroidsart]

Can we get some YDKJ Host/Weapons Drawn Host HCs, please?

If not, that's ok with me, too

12:02 am, 4/8/2024

Headcanons? Absolutely! Buckle up, I've got a lot of them!

YDKJ Hosts:

Cookie is a BIG eater. It's a bad idea to leave a bunch of snacks in front of him because he will eat ALL of them if he isn't stopped. Schmitty has seen him devour an entire bag of chips in one sitting without batting an eye.

Schmitty uses his cane as a mobility aid. He has a bad balance, and the cane helps him stay stable. He's gotten better over the years since he used to need a wheelchair as a little kid.

Nate can ride a skateboard and perform a bunch of cool tricks. He's been able to teach Guy some techniques, but the other hosts have been less successful.

Guy enjoys a LOT of sports, but his go-to is basketball. He's probably the most fit out of the hosts. He tries to make sure the other hosts stay in shape too. (Looking at YOU, Cookie.)

Buzz is the youngest of the YDKJ hosts, something the others playfully tease him about. He's also the shortest, which doesn't help his case.

Cookie is confirmed Bisexual, Schmitty is Gay but went through a bi-denial phase, Guy is Pansexual, Nate is Bi, and Buzz is Asexual.

Schmitty WAS married to a girl named Sandy, but things didn't work out. It's implied Sandy was neglectful in their marriage, leaving Schmitty feeling ignored and unwanted. (This was during his bi-denial phase.)

Nate was a radio host during college, long before starting YDKJ. Now he has a podcast on the side.

Buzz collects a bunch of bee-related things. Bee plushies, bee figures, bee decor, and whatever else strikes his fancy.

Cookie and Schmitty were the ones to stick with Jellyvision, (which would turn into Jackbox Games). They all keep in touch and are all very close, but the others went to do other things. Guy works at a gym, Nate has a podcast, and Buzz got into programming.

Binjpipe ROYALLY messed them up. Cookie has trauma over being directly controlled, Nate was mentally altered into a paranoid conspiracy theorist for "Truth Talk 23/7", and Buzz worked feverishly to break them out. Schmitty is worried sick about everyone Binjpipe got her claws on, and Guy does his best to support and comfort Buzz and the others.

Weapons Drawn Hosts

Lord Tippet comes from Old Money, meaning his family has been rich for a LONG time.

His family has a lot of connections, including the Ham family ([REDACTED]'s family of the Murder Hotel)

Tippet and [REDACTED] have been family friends for many years, and Tippet is one of the few who know his true identity. (He doesn't know much about the whole murdering side of his bestie.)

He's easily spooked. Loud noises like lightning or slamming doors make him jump. He usually clings to someone when startled.

Tippet is the most DRAMATIC guy you will ever meet. Ya boi has a fainting couch at the ready.

The Narrator is a living manifestation of evil, specifically of murder. She's been around for a LONG time.

She's more powerful than Binjpipe or Felisha, but not as powerful as The Wheel of Enormous Proportions. There's a sliding scale of power for Jackbox entities.

As an entity of murder, she has an awareness of all killers, such as the detectives. Should she become interested in certain killers, she can easily learn whatever she wants about them. The Narrator can discover all their crimes without even being spotted.

Tippet and the Narrator have a love-hate relationship. He hates how much trouble she (indirectly) causes, and she enjoys teasing him (in a cosmic entity kind of way).

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[whocaresifwearecrazy]

My Opinions on the Jackbox Games from Party Pack 8

JOB JOB is HILARIOUS

DRAWFUL ANIMATE is CREATIVE

POLL MINES is INTENSE

Wheel

WEAPONS DRAWN is-SWEET CHRISTOPHER

#Jackbox #Job Job #M. Bubbles #Drawful #Drawful Owl #Poll Mines #Laverne Caverne #Wheel of Enormous Proportions #Wheel #Weapons Drawn #Narrator #Lord Tippet #Party Pack 8 #5:25 pm

[wrongydkjquotes]

Guy: I'd sell my soul for a racing car.

The Narrator: (appears in a puff of smoke with a racing car) That can be arranged...

Guy: Meh, I changed my mind.

The Narrator: (disappears, pissed)

Helen: Guy, stop pestering Satan.

(Source: The Simpsons)

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[neokatt]

i got bored and drew my design for the narrator from Weapons Drawn lol

it looks like shit but eh

#weapons drawn #jackbox fanart #jackbox games #jackbox #the narrator jackbox

[hoopaworshiperlol]

#weapons drawn #the narrator weapons drawn #narrator weapons drawn #wd narrator #jackbox #jackbox games #jackbox party pack #jackbox party pack 8

[spacechild85]

Months late, but better late than never!

PP8 fucking rocks, and I’m really happy with this so…yea

#art o mine #my art #Jackbox #Job Job #M Bubz #The Poll Mine #Poll Mine #Laverne Caverne #Drawful #Drawful Animate #Dot #Dot Drawful #Weapons Drawn #Lord Tippet #The Narrator #Wheel of Enormous Proportions #The Wheel #Jackbox fanart #forgive all the tags

[wrongweaponsdrawn]

"Sophie, sneak attacks don't work if you yell them out loud."

- the narrator to the pink detective (canon name fun fact)

(Source: Aang, after one-shotting Sokka with an Offhand Backhand, Avatar: The Last Airbender)

#sokka #aang #avatar Aang #avatar the last airbender #atla #weapons drawn #the narrator weapons drawn #lord tippet weapons drawn #accomplices weapons drawn #detectives weapons drawn #the narrator weapon's drawn #lord tippet #lord tippet weapon's drawn #weapons drawn jackbox #wrongweaponsdrawn #sneak attack

[shittymurderparty]

- redacted and raven

(Source: @beetlejuicebway on Instagram)

#trivia murder party 2 #redacted #[redacted] #redacted tmp #trivia murder party #redacted trivia murder party #trivia murder party dolls #trivia murder party host #shittymurdergames #trivia murder party 1 #tmp host #tmp redacted #tmp 2 #tmp 1 #the narrator and redacted #the narrator weapons drawn #the narrator weapon's drawn

[booloocrew-blog]

ok but what if: cookie masterson was kidnapped by the weapons drawn narrator instead of binjpipe

and she treats him CONSIDERABLY better and lets him pick interns as his party guests

wholesome :)

#jackbox games #jackbox #booloojack #booloosh*tpost #ydkj #you don’t know jack #booloo favorites #weapons drawn #the narrator and lord tippet #the narrator weapons drawn #lord tippet #cookie masterson

[magicalrobodokiofficial]

I WENT TO A REAL LIFE WEAPONS DRAWN PARTY!?! (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (EVERYONE GOT KNOCKED OUT) (I ALMOST DIED)

- Agent Pixel after The Spies and The Liar

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[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Cookie: "Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different when you put it in hot water?"

All: *SHOCK*

Bidiots Host: "You were putting it in COLD WATER?"

Schmitty: "Cookie? Answer the question, Cookie!"

Cookie: "Yeah? I thought for years you just use hot water to speed up the... 'tea-ification' process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason."

[REDACTED]: "You don't have the patience to microwave water?!"

Narrator: "Why are you... putting it in the microwave... to boil it?"

[REDACTED]: "You think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?!"

Narrator: "IT TAKES! LESS! THAN A MINUTE!"

[REDACTED]: "BESTIE, IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FRIGGIN' SUN?!?!"

Narrator: "HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON A STOVE?!"

[REDACTED]: "LIKE SEVEN MINUTES!!!"

Narrator: *tired* "Just put the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in less than a minute. Less than that, and you use a saucepan!"

[REDACTED]: *in shock* "You're putting the entire mug on top of the stove?! ON MEDIUM HEAT?! Your stove is enchanted!!"

Mayonaise: "Everyone in this conversation is a lunatic..."

Lord Tippet: "DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!?!"

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