#weapons drawn

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Lord Tippet: *turns off lights* ...*turns them back on*

Lord Tippet: "Hello? Is everyone alright- GREAT MACE-WIELDING MINOTAUR KINGS!!!"

Narrator: "Who are you talking to?"

Lord Tippet: "Nobody, just practicing for next time." :)

#jackbox #incorrect jackbox quotes #jackbox games #incorrect quotes #weapons drawn narrator #weapons drawn #lord tippet #tippet #narrator #source: sam and max

[artroidsart]

Can we get some YDKJ Host/Weapons Drawn Host HCs, please?

If not, that's ok with me, too

12:02 am, 4/8/2024

Headcanons? Absolutely! Buckle up, I've got a lot of them!

YDKJ Hosts:

Cookie is a BIG eater. It's a bad idea to leave a bunch of snacks in front of him because he will eat ALL of them if he isn't stopped. Schmitty has seen him devour an entire bag of chips in one sitting without batting an eye.

Schmitty uses his cane as a mobility aid. He has a bad balance, and the cane helps him stay stable. He's gotten better over the years since he used to need a wheelchair as a little kid.

Nate can ride a skateboard and perform a bunch of cool tricks. He's been able to teach Guy some techniques, but the other hosts have been less successful.

Guy enjoys a LOT of sports, but his go-to is basketball. He's probably the most fit out of the hosts. He tries to make sure the other hosts stay in shape too. (Looking at YOU, Cookie.)

Buzz is the youngest of the YDKJ hosts, something the others playfully tease him about. He's also the shortest, which doesn't help his case.

Cookie is confirmed Bisexual, Schmitty is Gay but went through a bi-denial phase, Guy is Pansexual, Nate is Bi, and Buzz is Asexual.

Schmitty WAS married to a girl named Sandy, but things didn't work out. It's implied Sandy was neglectful in their marriage, leaving Schmitty feeling ignored and unwanted. (This was during his bi-denial phase.)

Nate was a radio host during college, long before starting YDKJ. Now he has a podcast on the side.

Buzz collects a bunch of bee-related things. Bee plushies, bee figures, bee decor, and whatever else strikes his fancy.

Cookie and Schmitty were the ones to stick with Jellyvision, (which would turn into Jackbox Games). They all keep in touch and are all very close, but the others went to do other things. Guy works at a gym, Nate has a podcast, and Buzz got into programming.

Binjpipe ROYALLY messed them up. Cookie has trauma over being directly controlled, Nate was mentally altered into a paranoid conspiracy theorist for "Truth Talk 23/7", and Buzz worked feverishly to break them out. Schmitty is worried sick about everyone Binjpipe got her claws on, and Guy does his best to support and comfort Buzz and the others.

Weapons Drawn Hosts

Lord Tippet comes from Old Money, meaning his family has been rich for a LONG time.

His family has a lot of connections, including the Ham family ([REDACTED]'s family of the Murder Hotel)

Tippet and [REDACTED] have been family friends for many years, and Tippet is one of the few who know his true identity. (He doesn't know much about the whole murdering side of his bestie.)

He's easily spooked. Loud noises like lightning or slamming doors make him jump. He usually clings to someone when startled.

Tippet is the most DRAMATIC guy you will ever meet. Ya boi has a fainting couch at the ready.

The Narrator is a living manifestation of evil, specifically of murder. She's been around for a LONG time.

She's more powerful than Binjpipe or Felisha, but not as powerful as The Wheel of Enormous Proportions. There's a sliding scale of power for Jackbox entities.

As an entity of murder, she has an awareness of all killers, such as the detectives. Should she become interested in certain killers, she can easily learn whatever she wants about them. The Narrator can discover all their crimes without even being spotted.

Tippet and the Narrator have a love-hate relationship. He hates how much trouble she (indirectly) causes, and she enjoys teasing him (in a cosmic entity kind of way).

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[wrongweaponsdrawn]

"Do you know what the definition of failure is, my lord? Failure... is when something ceases to serve a purpose, when that happens it becomes worthless to me, and thus far, your performance has been lacking."

- the narrator

(Source: Hordak, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, "Signals")

#she ra #hordak #weapons drawn #the narrator weapons drawn #lord tippet weapons drawn #accomplices weapons drawn #detectives weapons drawn #the narrator weapon's drawn #lord tippet #lord tippet weapon's drawn #weapons drawn jackbox #wrongweaponsdrawn

[gigar4r-psd]

#sketchbook #traditional art #western #sketch #cowboy #weapons drawn #revolvers #sceleton #tarantula #wasp #hornet #gargoyles #gold rush

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

My Opinions on the Jackbox Games from Party Pack 8

JOB JOB is HILARIOUS

DRAWFUL ANIMATE is CREATIVE

POLL MINES is INTENSE

Wheel

WEAPONS DRAWN is-SWEET CHRISTOPHER

#Jackbox #Job Job #M. Bubbles #Drawful #Drawful Owl #Poll Mines #Laverne Caverne #Wheel of Enormous Proportions #Wheel #Weapons Drawn #Narrator #Lord Tippet #Party Pack 8 #5:25 pm

[strawb3rrym1lkblog]

hey so i'm trying to collect all of the jackbox games logo images for the individual games. i'm specifically looking for the "alternate" images (the game boxes from the first 4 party packs, the cakes from pack 8, the billboards from pack 9, etc) and i'm still missing a few. i found all of the ones i currently have on the fandom wiki, but certain pages do ont include these versions of the logos for some reason. i'm still looking for bomb corp, bracketeering, push the button, weapons drawn, and fibbage 4. versions with no extra background would be appreciated. would anyone be able to help with this?

#my posts #jackbox games #jackbox #jackbox party pack #bomb corp #bracketeering #push the button #weapons drawn #fibbage #fibbage 4

[isitbop]

I just had a random thought about Weapons Drawn. Correct me if I'm wrong.

If Tippet is giving out detective points, which are apart of the detective's game...

Then, is he playing along with their game and letting his acomplices perish?

Is he faking being oblivious?

Or am I overthinking it? 🤔

#jackbox games #weapons drawn #b o p would like to tell you something #b o p’s conspiracy board #lord tippet #theory

[wrongydkjquotes]

Guy: I'd sell my soul for a racing car.

The Narrator: (appears in a puff of smoke with a racing car) That can be arranged...

Guy: Meh, I changed my mind.

The Narrator: (disappears, pissed)

Helen: Guy, stop pestering Satan.

(Source: The Simpsons)

#ydkj #you don't know jack #wrongydkjquotes #guy towers #Helen ydkj #ydkj Helen #Simpsons treehouse of horror #the Simpsons #Bart Simpson #marge simpson #Ned Flanders #devil ned Flanders #weapons drawn #Jackbox party pack 8 #the narrator weapons drawn #the narrator

[captainfightingflower]

hey, can you drop some facts about ydkj hosts? like, any kind, any hosts. it seems like you know much about them.

Oh okay! I'll only drop a few because we'd be here all day otherwise, i donate a bunch of the facts i find to trivia sections on the Jackbox Fandom wiki because i REALLY love giving out facts to people! I mostly don't since i need actual sources so they don't get removed since most of them seem like vandalism when they are very much cannon.

Also, you're getting the others, because it's my blog god damn it!

Nate supports trans women, but not trans men.

Buzz is Anglophobic.

Guy is an extremist tree hugger to the point of hating anybody who cuts one down.

Cookie Masterson's favorite activity is putting his specs on because he loves it when he can see his players.

Schmitty is uncircumcised.

Bob can mitosis.

Octoputtz shows up in MSM as a portait and in concept art: even considered to show up as a bartender!

Greg is on parole.

The Guesspionage host owns a chainsaw.

Tournament Master has a death stare so strong he can kill himself with it.

[REDACTED] has very very VERY bloodshot eyes, like RED RED, like "how is he able to see?" red.

Felicia ate the moon one time.

Todd has a son named Toby.

Dandelion isn't allowed to talk about politics.

Mr. Mayor/Old Man spent 6 of his life in a cult and lost a toenail because of it.

The Keeper is a wanted fugitive.

Capt. Chuck has a glass eye.

DODE has a mom.

The Blather 'Round hostess likes her steak well done and slathered in alfredo.

M. Bubbles as an uncle named Doug.

The Wheel of Enormous Proportions is haunted by the ghost of Elvis Presley and is very terrified of him.

Lord Tippet wears a cravat.

Rue Meringue is either on the run from the mob or the police and is very much on edge that she'll be found.

Masterson, C. has a cat nicknamed Poopsie Prime.

And that's all you're getting for now, i gotta get my work done!

#jackbox games #the jackbox party packs #jellyvision #you don't know jack #word puttz #bomb corp. #guesspionage #tee k.o. #trivia murder party #monster seeking monster #survive the internet #bracketeering #civic doodles #dictionarium #joke boat #push the button #blather 'round #job job #the wheel of enormous proportions #weapons drawn #roomerang #fun facts #ask #you asked for this so you can't get mad at me

[jackboxgamesofficial]

weapons drawn wooowooooowoo stuck in my head help

#gimmick blog #jackbox #jackbox games #weapons drawn #jackbox party pack

[aabaacuus]

schmitty drawing based off of that one weapons drawn achievement :33

#jackbox #jackbox games #you dont know jack #ydkj #quiplash #weapons drawn #josh schmitty schmitstinstein #schmitty #digital #finished art

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Bidiots Host: "I still can't believe Americans don't call car parks 'car parks'. What the fuck?"

Schmitty: "Is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars?"

Lord Tippet: "No! It's where you park your fucking car!!!"

Cookie: "Almost like an area of land. A lot of it, if you will. For parking cars. A parking LOT."

Dot: "I keep imagining little Hondas on swingsets."

#source: tumblr #jackbox #incorrect jackbox quotes #jackbox games #incorrect quotes #cookie #bidiots host #lord tippet #tippet #schmitty #dot #drawful hostess #drawful #weapons drawn #ydkj hosts #ydkj full stream #ydkj #bidiots

[artroidsart]

Have I mentioned I love drawing elaborate outfits?

It has taken me WAY too long to draw the hosts for Weapons Drawn. These two are very popular among fans, and it's easy to see why. Lord Tippet and the Narrator are a delight to listen to. Something I really appreciate is how they contrast and complement each other. The Narrator is always encouraging players to murder and knows everything that is going on. Lord Tippet is understandably horrified by your crimes and is in the dark the entire time. They have such great personalities, I can see why people love them so much!

I wanted their designs to contrast each other. Lord Tipper has blues while the Narrator has orange! Lord Tippet's outfit was pretty easy if a bit extravagant. I found an outfit I liked immediately and based his look off of that. Plus, I found another website for cute Lolita fashion!On the other hand, making the Narrator's outfit was a real challenge. No one makes dresses mixed with suit jackets, so I have to improvise with various designs I found on the internet. Even the process of making outfits had to be different for these two, huh? In the end, I LOVE how they came out. Another pair for the Jackbox Games line-up!

#weapons drawn #lord tippet #the narrator #jackbox games #jackbox #my art #alanna artroid #artroid's art #artroid #alanna #jackbox party pack 8 #fashion #ball gown #suit #dress #orange #blue #ballroom #sophisticated

[wrongweaponsdrawn]

"Sophie, sneak attacks don't work if you yell them out loud."

- the narrator to the pink detective (canon name fun fact)

(Source: Aang, after one-shotting Sokka with an Offhand Backhand, Avatar: The Last Airbender)

#sokka #aang #avatar Aang #avatar the last airbender #atla #weapons drawn #the narrator weapons drawn #lord tippet weapons drawn #accomplices weapons drawn #detectives weapons drawn #the narrator weapon's drawn #lord tippet #lord tippet weapon's drawn #weapons drawn jackbox #wrongweaponsdrawn #sneak attack

[fidovinnie]

Quips deployed during murder in Weapons Drawn

#weapons drawn

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

One, two, melatonin is coming for you Three, four, baby, won't you lock the door? Five, six, I'm done with this Seven, eight, it's getting late, so close your eyes, sleep for days

Hush, little baby, drink your spoiled milk I'm fucking crazy, need my prescription filled Do you like my cookies? They're made just for you A little bit of sugar, but lots of poison, too

So...I got bored. Here's a sketch of Green Detective (who I'm calling Elwood) with an accomplice (who I'll just dub as "Schmitty")

(No, I do not stan any of the detectives, I SWEAR!)

#Jackbox #Weapons Drawn #Detective #Accomplice #Jackbox Party Pack 8 #Party Pack 8 #WD #10:15 pm