#the only conspiracy theory ever

[ghostighostly]

School is just torture made specifically for autistics by the government im convinced

#ghosti talks #the only conspiracy theory ever #also holy shit guess who has anxiety #like i thought i might have it b4 but coming back to school is making me realise #unless being in a small crowd or hearing someone saying your dead name gives every autistic crazy anxiety attacks #i mean its literally in the name #anyway im broken and am never showing up to lessons ever again /j i need to pass #although i might kill a tutor or two on the way #ALSO i swear to god this is so random but NEEDLES #The worst anxiety in the world #literally if i hear the word needles or see someone with one i will cry #cause like i have the weirdest phantom pain and AAAA im crying just talking about it #please someone kill me #i might have to take a blood test soon i will faint b4 they even put it near me #ok imma shut up im actually getting teary eyed thinking about it #good thing no one sees these posts aha i love just typing random shit no ones gonna ever read #maybe i should make a sideblog for that #would be fun although i need validation so badly #oh my god every time my art gets like one note i literally die inside #ok ghosti out for real #please no one read this <3

[flamingthespian]

Idea: Sebastian is trans, Sam and Sebastian are dating and have been since before seb came out, which happened while kent was deployed. So when kent left for war he knew his teenage son had a “girlfriend,” and when he comes back, his young adult son now has a boyfriend, and he doesn’t realize it’s the same person, so he’s like, “why did Sam never write to me about breaking up with that girl or coming out as queer and starting to date this guy,” and doesn’t understand why Sam’s new boyfriend that he’s never met is acting somewhat familiar with him

#tal talks #Stardew valley #Sam Stardew #Sebastian Stardew #sambastian #Kent Stardew #I might write a silly little fic about this ideas #like where Kent just gets increasingly more confused and eventually comes to the conspiracy theory that Sam’s ‘girlfriend’ died #under mysterious circumstances and it was covered up #Kent: son please tell me the truth what happened to your first girlfriend #Sam: dad Sebastian is literally the first and only person I’ve ever dated #Kent: SON PLEASE DID THEY WIPE YOUR MEMORY IS IT ALIENS IS IT THE GOVERNMENT #also: natural redhead seb headcanon where he also dyed his hair black during the same time period #making him look even more different than he did before

[todayisafridaynight]

redraw of the scene that lives in my head because why did he stab his boob

bonus:

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #masato arakawa #ichiban kasuga #snap sketches #maybe bro wouldnt have collapsed so soon if he stabbed the right spot did he ever think of that #idk american drugs have you poke your tit ig im not a doctor #subscriber to the conspiracy theory rgg did this as an apology we'd only get emo masato for ten minutes #ill take it fine ill accept it #ok bye i have to do things today i just wanted to scribble this quick

[comixandco]

Tears of the Kingdom isn’t the first time we’ve heard the phrase The Imprisoning War in Zelda lore

It’s also the term used in the Downfall Timeline as a precursor to LttP when Ganon was unleashed from the Sacred Realm and the King and the Sages rushed to fight the Demon King and re-seal the Sacred Realm, with no mention of a hero

Could TotK Imprisoning War and the LttP Imprisoning War be one and the same, with specific details being lost to time by the beginning of the game?

#totk spoilers #i’m not going to read any tags or comments on this post until i’ve completed the game #i’ve only found about three or four memories so far and i know this is a completely far-fetched conspiracy but it’s fun to think and theori #totk #and the zelda lore/continuity is a hot mess anyway. #it could be entirely possible that the Imprisoning War took place during the Era of Time directly after the heroes death #(at a young age i stand by the theory that link was sealed by the master sword after it was sent back in time with the knowledge ganondorf #was going to kill him right there in the temple of time after following him to get access to the sacred realm) #and we never got to see the king of hyrule for all we know he could have been a goatman #and icr if the queen was ever mentioned to be canonically dead. and it’s not the first time that nintendo has whitewashed a zelda though #this time it would be retroactively. or it could be set as lore states a long while after the era of time. #it’s never stated who tried to access the scared realm just that people wanted to claim the power there for their own. it could have been a #new ganondorf. and if the kingdom had been completely ruined by the ill-fated fight between the hero and Ganon and the following battle #between himself and the sages; it’s entirely possible that afterwards the zonai could have descended from the clouds to help re-build the #kingdom; and in a fit of morale-boosting refer to it as a founding of a new nation #or maybe not every war has to have a different name and the zelda lore makes no sense #that’s the more likely one imo lol

[commsroom]

the day lovelace returns to in change of mind, the reminder that “you can be more [than what you were made to be]”, and how eris was designed by goddard to serve a very similar purpose to the dear listeners’ duplicates... that she exists to infiltrate and assess and return information to her creators; that there are a theoretically infinite number of more or less identical versions of her, but any one iteration is considered incidental, with no regard for her personhood or desires, so much so that she’s encouraged not to think of her death as a death. the complete removal of the individual from the concept of self. that this ‘big picture’ conception of a person as something replicable and disposable is what lovelace is rejecting, just as much as the version of herself she’s deciding not to be, shaped by goddard’s manipulation and the trauma she’s endured.

i think maybe there’s something to the fact that we only know this captain lovelace and this eris, theoretically one of a potential many but, in our understanding, continuous and singular. even with what jacobi’s encounter puts forward, the show makes a choice re: what questions of identity it wants to explore - and the question of what happens when there are two of a person who are both equally that person? ... is not really one of them. i don’t want to say that the show’s approach is metaphorical, exactly, but i do think it means something that its questions of identity are almost always directly analogous to things experienced by real people. that because there is only one lovelace, her experience can be read literally, but it can also be seen as a representation of feelings of being split before/after a traumatic event, depersonalization as a response to trauma. that despite the sci-fi framing, it isn’t speculative, and the way wolf 359 explores topics of identity always remains in the realm of the emotionally real.

#wolf 359 #w359 #isabel lovelace #okay i'm done talking about memory and identity in wolf. for now #it's one of those topics that's like an infinite series of rabbit holes i can fall down forever #and the whole point to all of this is that there are no clear answers. that it can only ever be about #individual choice and self-determination #that lovelace is lovelace because she decides to be. etc. #also this is why i don't believe in any 'this character is actually a clone now' theories #because like 1) if they were it would be significant to what the show says about identity. and so it would've come up #and 2) it kind of undermines what the show DOES say about lovelace. which is that she is just isabel lovelace. no qualifiers. #it's not really relevant beyond that and making a conspiracy out of it misses the point imo

[recurring-polynya]

Bleach Anime Celebration Day 5 - The Anime is Back! - Features at least two characters, one of which must be your fave - Takes place during the Thousand Year Blood War arc - Features the colors blue and red - Features either what you're most looking forward to seeing or a missing scene

As far as #1 goes, I can never decide whether Renji or Rukia is my favorite character, so I just drew them both, as usual.

I am generously categorizing this as a missing scene, even if it's more like "wishful thinking on my part," but I went through the entire TYBW arc once, trying to figure out where Rukia even got that scarf, and the most plausible charming explanation I could come up with was that it was part of her Royal Realm gear, which she dropped when she was rescuing Rose and Kensei. Renji found it after his fight with Mask, picked it up, carried it around for a while, and then gave it back to her when they met up again. It's more plausible than it sounds!!!

I thought about skirting by on a technicality that Renji's hair is red and maybe I could just do a blue background, but I thought it would be fun to try to replicate the dramatic red and blue lighting from the first teaser trailer and it actually came out better than I expected and was a lot of fun, to boot!

#bleach returns 2022 #renruki #rukia kuchiki #renji abarai #my fanart #tybw #this is only the second wildest scarf-based conspiracy theory i have ever come up with #i just think it's neat #scarf discourse

[darkmagicmirror]

If I can have one of my Leola theories (I have at least three, maybe) come true, I want it to be that Leola is the unicorn that Claudia got the horn from.

And bonus would be that Leola gave her the horn willingly because, due to the Star arcanum, she knew it would set in motion the events needed to free Aaravos.

#leola #aaravos #tdp #my posts #listen #if I have to pick one theory to be a clown about then it's this one #it makes more sense to me than Claudia overpowering a unicorn somehow #and the idea that Aaravos and Leola cared about each other makes sense because they both gave humans magic #and also!!! #I don't think it's ever stated that Leola created the primal stones #only that she gave them to the humans #but archmages are said to be the ones who know how to make primal stones #therefore... #me standing in front of a conspiracy theory board like

[archersgaymerblog]

Regarding Volo at the moment, but also in general with any hardcore villainized characters, I certainly get the sentiment behind wanting to not woobify antagonistic characters too much, but also like. I think for me, when the primary fandom take away is that a character is HARDCORE IRREDEEMABLE, NO GOOD QUALITIES IN THIS ONE!!! it’s almost like… an act of balancing out. Yes, I get Bad Man did Bad Things, I’m a person with a brain, but when it seems like EVERYONE is talking about how the Bad Man did Bad Things and needs to be, generally, physically harmed for the Bad He Did, it just feels like an act of balance to say,

“Okay but why don’t we explore this line where he said he’s experienced trauma before? And how he instantly backs away from talking about it under the explanation he gave himself that everyone must experience trauma to that degree?”

Or, “Hey, the guy has three friendship evolution Pokémon, two of which notably will leave their trainers if they don’t like them. Why do people extrapolate from that that he must be an abusive trainer?”

Or, gods fucking forbid, “Hey. Why is this character, who’s notably got indigenous roots to the setting, constantly being made the villain in angsty stories for the two white twins?”

Idk man, again I get not wanting to woobify too much, not wanting to strip a complex character of their complexity and the like, but if your takeaway is that any sympathetic or nuanced takes on a heavily villainized character is “woobifying,” like… idk, touch grass as the kids say. Who’s going to stop me, the Anti-Wooby Police?

#my dumb textposts #AGAIN THOSE OF YALL WHO HAVE BEEN HERE FOR MY FNV SHIT - YALL SAW ME DO THIS WITH VOOPS QNSBDKSBSKSNDM #I REMAIN UNCHANGED IN THE FACE OF BAD FAITH TEXTUAL READINGS WHBDJDBD #and I do think there’s a difference between. All That Bullshit and good faith criticisms #saw someone bring up that volo’s weird ass Greek coding is probably because there’s a LITERAL conspiracy theory that the Greeks- #-came to japan first based on the architecture of a building or something. like #WHAT. that’s wild. THAT I would argue is a good faith criticism. to me that just motivates me to make his story and the story of the clans- #-even more aligned with the Ainu of Hokkaido to counteract THAT bullshit. but I can see how different folks would feel differently on that #to me if Canon Bad I can Fix It. but sometimes people don’t wanna touch on bad canon and I think that’s okay too #but like. any reading where he’s this irredeemable conniving emotionless asshole is just. huh. where’d you get that from #cus we certainly didn’t play the same game and honestly? I’ve seen people just straight up admit they haven’t. they’re in it for the twins- #-only so /who cares/ about how they decide to horribly misrepresent volo right? I do fuck off JWBDJSBSKSBSJ #tldr canon was rough to volo and fandom is even worse. I’d just like to try to counteract even a little bit of it #know what sure I’ll add his tag now and see if it shows up wjdbdjdb #volo #LIL TAG ADDITION CUS SOMEONE ASKED: yes it is entirely okay to reblog this! :D #if I ever wanna post smth and have it not be rebloggable I’ll just set it to ‘no one can reblog’ lol no worries!

[waugh-bao]

"What are you wearing tonight?" Keith Richards asks Charlie, who is standing in front of a rack hung with the Stones' stage clothes.

"All white with a black T-shirt, enhanced...”

"Endless conference with wardrobe about this, no doubt," Keith interjects.

Charlie grins. "Enhanced," he continues, in a mock, ultra-sophisticated tone, “by white pumps."

"You're not going for any glitter-a rhinestone here or there?" Keith teases, and then turns to me and says, "Here's a man who will take a bow with everybody on stage going berserk, the cops screaming 'Move it! Move it!' and he'll go back to his drums and move his drumsticks one millimeter to the left, because what he left behind visually displeases him. So how can you talk about a person like this?" he laughs.

“Everybody says what a charming guy Charlie is, but you never see him, he never comes to say hello. You've got to go and find him. He's moulting away in some hotel room, or hanging out in wardrobe, checking out materials.…Jesus, look at those trousers," he says, turning to Charlie, who has just stepped into a pair of immaculately tailored white pants.

"What's the matter with them?" Charlie asks.

"Nothing," Keith answers, "but who's going to see 'em? You might as well…”

"Tell him that's not the point," Charlie instructs me, as he adjusts the belt on the back of his matching white vest.

"That's not the point," I say.

But Keith has had a sudden revelation.

"Oh, now I understand the transparent bass drum head!"

Charlie gives a sheepish grin.

"I never thought of that," he says.

"Right," Keith says, roaring with laughter.

“It's so they can see your footwear and the Savile Row tailoring on your turn-ups. You never thought of it! Did you see the way he was almost convincing when he said that?" Keith asks me.

“You should have an Oscar," he laughs, addressing Charlie again. "You should have had one years ago."

Keith gets up and heads for the door.

"You've learned more about Charlie Watts in the last five minutes than you'd ever learn from asking questions," he tells me.

"I've just learned something about the right bastard myself," he adds, giving Charlie a hug.

(Interview with Modern Drummer, Feb. 1990)

#give the guy who wrote this a Pulitzer #it’s genuinely one of (if not the) most charming interview I’ve ever seen with him #[him being Charlie] #in no small part because Keith is basically in 50% of it #but beyond that #can we count all the ways this is absurd and wonderful? #the reparte between Keith and Charlie #Charlie just casually whipping off his trousers in front of this random reporter and Keith #and then Keith suggesting Charlie just wear no trousers at all #Keith’s conspiracy theory that Charlie uses a transparent bass drum head so people can see his shoes #even though literally the only person who looks at that head is Keith himself #oh yeah and the fact that it ends with a hug #i think I died of sheer joy about 15 words into this #and I’ll never recover #the rolling stones #charlie watts #keith richards #old married band #interview #quote #modern drummer

[bisonofyesterday]

I've been reading a lot of conspiracy theories lately for fun and it's wild, sure, a glimpse into the mind of an insane person, but honestly it does kinda get boring after a while once you recognize all of the tropes

It's a real thing that happens and it was a fear for me at first but now? I genuinely don't get how "conspiracy reading for fun" could act as a pipeline to being a conspiracy theorist, like are you stupid?? Were you already susceptible to this brand of thought??? Literally all of these are either odd interpretations of economics, wishful thinking, reboots of antisemitism, or just plain regular bullshit, and like it's really easy to see that, like all of this is dumb, people who believe this are dumb, it's absurd

Fantastic fiction though, these could be good books or games or movies, and like that's what they are and that's their primary audience, people who want to pretend they're the protagonist of a movie, of a grand plot, every bad thing doesn't just happen or are perpetrated some random disturbed people! It's an organized movement at the top of everything responsible for every bad thing ever to keep us in line! It can be a kind of anti-religion in that sense, malevolent gods are better than none

There HAS to be gods at the top of it all, who put ridiculous references to themselves in everything and monolithically control the entire world, because if no one is in control, then that'd be terrifying

#paraphrasing Captain Disillusion and Lemon Demon Spirit Phone here lol #Qanon is definitely the most recent and the most movie of these #especially in its ridiculousness. if there's a deep state. why would the fucking PRESIDENT be our number one bulwark against them??? #it's all insane bullshit lol #i also wanted to talk about how the Moon Landing can act as a gateway drug conspiracy theory but I didn't know how to bring it up 😔 #it's because literally the only way it could work is if everyone involved agreed to keep it a secret #and one of those parties was the Soviet Union who would've had EVERYTHING TO GAIN by leaking that the US had faked the Moon Landing #also its a GOOD THING to recognize tropes actually!! thats how you can recognize bullshit when someone tries to sell it to you #which is becoming more common in the US now than ever for some reason #also also this isn't to say that conspiracies in all forms don't exist. they absolutely can (COINTELPRO comes to mind) #it's very easy for a group of evil people to exist and do secret evil things. this includes everything from the government to the mafia #but those are small scale though. and you're trying to tell me that folks can do that GLOBALLY??? for HUNDREDS of YEARS????????? #the US government can't even agree with itself all the time. and you mean to tell me that there's a united global cabal in control of all??? #have you even SEEN the UN???? lmaooooooo #insert pearl steven universe quote here (you know the one) #bisonspeaks #conspiracy

[louderfade]

exene talking about the state of the world. the good stuff starts at eight minutes. or you can just read the transcript complete with the usual errors that accompany robot transcribed speech (the irony of which is not lost on me). maybe it's not about transhumanism and living forever (or maybe it is who knows), but there's definitely an agenda of surveillance and control at work which is designed to keep the powerful in power. cash rules everything around me and you will own nothing etc. the future is worse.

#google has helpfully flagged this as a 'conspiracy theory' which let me know it was definitely worth paying attention to #sometimes a conspiracy theory turns out to be flatearth-tier but anything those in control are putting effort into discrediting #concerns me and makes me look deeper. if they're going to the effort to control the discourse there's something there that #threatens them. anything google calls a conspiracy theory is worth a closer look. it often means someone has gotten too close to the truth. #she's brave to be talking about this shit they basically cancelled her and forced her to apologize for talking about how they want #to take our guns and the media is lying to you and stirring up fear so they can get away with passing gun control #like wtf leftists should be all about gun rights. a disarmed population is totally at the mercy of the state's authority #it's not very punk to surrender entirely to regimes in power and let the only people with guns be the police #like c'mon guys we need guns. and it's like drugs. they exist anyway. better they do so in broad daylight than in the shadows #they let adam curits talk about this stuff for some reason and no one calls him a conspiracy theorist idk why but there's a reason #i guess his stuff is not a threat to them bc it's dense and heady and seven hours long so the masses will never absorb it #ex punk rocker yelling about new world order in plain language monologues of digestible length is a much bigger threat #i swear there are secretly fifty people in control of everything and their entire aim is to make sure it stays that way no matter what #but it's really gross how obvious it's getting like the whole system just funnels money straight to the top and they don't even care #about hiding it anymore they're just doing it out in open and denying objective reality with confidence it's too much sometimes #i swear i can feel my grasp on reality deteriorating. it's as if there were a loud buzzing in the out of doors that was getting #louder every day and nobody ever said anything to acknowledge that it was real nobody talked about hearing the buzzing but it just #keeps getting louder and i'm finally like wtf is with this buzzing and everyone gets mad at me for shouting over their netflix show #that they weren't really enjoying in the first place. like no one is happy in the modern world. why can't we talk about why without #turning against each other. that's why doug saying 'maybe we're all the same' is such a big deal to me. anyone who is trying to unite us #is doing important work. that trump supporter is not the enemy. they are the victim just like you.

[myopinionisimportant]

Watched a YouTube clip from QI where they're just having a chat about how nonsensical 'moon landing was faked' conspiracy theories are

then made the mistake of reading some of the comments. Truly the comments section is the home of some of the biggest idiots in the entire universe.

#video: 'here are some of the most common conspiracy theories. here's why they make no sense.' #comments: 'wow. crazy that you would just tell us to trust the mainstream media. I guess I am the only true independent thinker ever.'

[fiendishartist2]

officially i think i dont like analogue horror anymore. nothing coming out recently is in any way interesting or fun to watch, aside from recap videos to listen to absentmindedly

#ugh idk man #i love twf and petscop and even fnaf vhs series from he who shall not be named #and other random obscure series here and there #but ever since like mandela catalogue nothing has come out of analogue horror that has me genuinely interested #i tried to get into chezz//kids and absolutely hated it #ive watched recap/theory videos on the backrooms and vitacarnis but the only impact they really had was- #-that they're nice background noise to cook to lol #just watched one about the tangi virus and oracle project that i thought was good UNTIL THE BLATANT ANTISEMITISM #like its not even subtle its straight up ''lizard ppl disguised as humans controlling the gov and media'' 😐 yeah maybe not #horrible. i was liking the tangi virus specifically but the total mask off antisemitism is disgusting #all from the same person who made children under the house which i thpught was okay but now i dont want to watch it- #-on my own time knowing the creator based one of their series on antisemitic conspiracy theories #vintage 8 or smth like that idk #someone pls pls pls redefine the analogue horror genre im begging you this shit sucks rn #delete later maybe idk

[minotaurbf]

not me crying because my fathers an asshole lmfao like whats new weve all known that

#i got mcdonalds for me and my mom and then spilled the coke over the table and i was already in a bad mood and didnt react and just stood th #ere and didnt pick up the still spilling drink #and hes immediately like whyd u just stand there pick it up now theres more of a mess #and im like i know Thank you #and he keeps going at it. keeps telling me how fucning stupid i was i guess #i tell him that i dont need to hear ot #so he once again victimized himself and goes oh i cant say anything in this house anymore #and i have fucking had it up to here with this whiny little bitch behavior #i say that hes only ever saying negative shit and complaining and i dont need to fucning hear that all the time #AND THEN HE KEEPS WHINING #acts like hes the most positive man ever when all he FUCKING does is complain and cry and whine and spew his little conspiracy theories #SHUT UP YOU FUCK #i think he also said shit about getting a flat and then well have our peace #like go do that id prefer it #at least now hes got to the point of being enough pf a whiny bitch tht he threatens us with leaving himself #and not with throwing me out lmfao

[tutuandscoot]

. @sugarplum-failure

#@sugarplum-failure I know. I fuckin hate it #it seriously makes me question human intelligence if this is the shit people come up with #here’s the thing: you can’t. or at least you SHOULDN’T believe anything that comes from anyone about TS #that DOESN’T ACTUALLY come from TS.. #themselves #and what has EVER come out of their mouths that confirms ANYTHING you’ve brought up that people say #and the hundreds of other batshit conspiracy theories #it’s ALL lies.. it’s has all been made up.. if these people had an ounce of sanity in their peabrains #they would watch/listen to TS in ANY INTERVIEW EVER and understand they did and WILL ALWAYS adore each other #ughhhh it’s exhausting existing in this world with these trash trolls #I try to do my part but I wish there were more safe spaces to love them #just everyone out there do their part to believe and appreciate them and their truth #please please please 🙏 #because if there’s anyone in this world to believe about them and their friendship it’s ONLY THEM. #there’s those close to them as well but it’s TS life and their lives to live and share as much as they wish #ok that’s it for now.

[mood2you]

Okay my "soon carrots will be all dye and filler" scare monger thing came up today: tomatoes being coated with "food grade petroleum wax" literally eating microplastics. but what are you going to do, first you give up tomatoes (already tomatoes suck for having the slave reputation: that tomato pickers in a state get paid like ten cents and/or are humsn trafficking victims and/or live 10 to a lodging. But I buy tomatoes, putting it on my burger feels healthy.) next carrots, which seem more orange than when I was a baby, then your only eating, well, if you're lucky cherry tomatoes from a bush you have and ear-wax tasting backyard carrots, bug ridden kale which is easier than spinach, and your neighbors zucchini. My spinach, it didn't grow, but spinach is nice, not as nice as beet greens but easier to get at work.

Now baby carrots! may "be more orange" or "dye" because, and I've heard this twice, bb carrots are normal carrots that look ugly, carved into three or four carrots, so it should be just as weird as grated carrots because it has no skin! So it's, like, juicy, and less gray. I think sometimes, in society, you need non-ugly vegetables, because first baby carrots have middles, so the original carrot must have been skinny: when a recipe calls for 2 carrots, do you use 3 skinnies or 4? Recipes make us conservative, but I like variety and I agree that "2 cups of onions? Onions don't come in cups they come in onions?" They can't really sell you smaller onions or carrots every year, because most produce is sold by the pound! So you would notice.

I mean obviously baby carrots aren't died, that's my exaggerated nightmare endgame. Obviously the ingredient of carrot is carrot. And maybe everyone knew tomatoes get waxed, dont apple also? But I figured it was like bee or soy. Not frickin gasoline. Carrots is like saying "what if they replaced potato starch with rice (how...?) and charge you the same price?" guys what if spinach is died? I'm scared of juice, juice is for fruit only vegetables have some kind of slime... But that's the point is I don't really do much gardening so how can I know what's "real"

Why does it matter if a carrot is just government vitamins and filler? What if it's only vitamin C, when natural things have lots of trace vitamins. What if carrots already have less vitamins due to overfarming the land? What if the filler was... petroleum! What if they came out with boiling carrots and raw ones and the raw ones don't boil right and our grandkids forget that's screwed up? What if one packaging company puts more sugar in to get more sales? Carrots should only have a normal amount of sugar.

What if the impossible burger is just filler? "It's fast food after all!" What of beef is more than just protein and iron? Like what you say? I don't feel like looking it up...

I've heard "enriched flour" is actually deriched flour but I forgot the news story.

#food #microplastics #conspiracy theories #what my carrot issue is is i want a carrot not anything else #its nice the tomatoes spoil less that saves money labor water and fallow soil... but petroleum is not a food #no one can dog pile about 'onions are dyed purple and sweeter than ever' you csn only say 'seriously calm down. stop making stuff up'