#Kent Stardew

[flamingthespian]

Idea: Sebastian is trans, Sam and Sebastian are dating and have been since before seb came out, which happened while kent was deployed. So when kent left for war he knew his teenage son had a “girlfriend,” and when he comes back, his young adult son now has a boyfriend, and he doesn’t realize it’s the same person, so he’s like, “why did Sam never write to me about breaking up with that girl or coming out as queer and starting to date this guy,” and doesn’t understand why Sam’s new boyfriend that he’s never met is acting somewhat familiar with him

#tal talks #Stardew valley #Sam Stardew #Sebastian Stardew #sambastian #Kent Stardew #I might write a silly little fic about this ideas #like where Kent just gets increasingly more confused and eventually comes to the conspiracy theory that Sam’s ‘girlfriend’ died #under mysterious circumstances and it was covered up #Kent: son please tell me the truth what happened to your first girlfriend #Sam: dad Sebastian is literally the first and only person I’ve ever dated #Kent: SON PLEASE DID THEY WIPE YOUR MEMORY IS IT ALIENS IS IT THE GOVERNMENT #also: natural redhead seb headcanon where he also dyed his hair black during the same time period #making him look even more different than he did before

[s0ftand0nly]

I actually don’t like Kent that much idk why

#Kent #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #sdv Kent #stardew kent #stardew valley kent #Kent stardew #Kent stardew valley #kent sdv

[lilacjunimo]

not enough appreciation going around for the fact that Kent makes sure you know they're rooting for you to win during the festival of ice

#not enough appreciation for Kent in general #hes a nice man!! #stardew valley #ale talks stardew #sdv #stardew valley kent #sdv kent #stardew kent

[pomporri]

hey stardew ppl wanna be friends (twitter is scaring me)

#stardew valley #stardew farmer #stardew shane #stardew harvey #stardew oc #junimo #linusandjunimogettingdrinks #linusonlybestie #emilygottoodrunk #stardrop saloon #sam accidentally shot kent #stardew sam #sdv maru #sdv fanart #sdv harvey #sdv farmer

[mortuosplango]

was playing stardew valley all that time. out of ideas and of my mind. probably gonna start drawing ocs or gonna fall lower start drawing dbd. also my tablet is broken now and drawing brings me even more suffering

#stardew valley #fanart #haley stardew valley #haley sdv #sam stardew valley #sam sdv #alex stardew valley #alex sdv #shane stardew valley #shane sdv #harvey stardew valley #harvey sdv #sebastian stardew valley #abigail stardew valley #kent sdv #willy sdv #marlon sdv #sdv fanart

[2sleepyem]

Sdv meme time

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv sam #sdv shane #sdv sebastian #sdv haley #sdv kent #sdv penny #sdv las #sdv vincent #sdv demetrius #sdv robin #sdv alex #sdv abigail #sdv george

[vilochkaaa]

haii >o<

Ty for all the boops on April fools !!! Im very grateful :']

It is ok if I request you a drawing of Kent?? You're not forced to do it tho !!

YOOOO!!!👋👋

thank you too for... that "boop"-bombing..(/pos) it was crazy fun, hehee (´∧ω∧｀*)

oh, and here's some sketches with Kent!

Kent is offering u a mega bomb, will you accept his present?

#thanks for the request!! :3 #stardew valley #stardew valley art #sdv #sdv art #stardew valley fanart #sdv fanart #stardew valley kent #sdv kent #art #my art <3 #vilka post #oh my god I just realized the mega bomb in the last picture looks like a big cherry..

[timdrakesbussy]

An attempt at group bonding was made. Needless to say, Alex was perplexed but to Sam this was a typical Tuesday night.

(Hello, yes, I am back with these losers (attempted at) being friends with each other. You are (hopefully) not immune to this propaganda)

#haley is the obvious choice because it was midnight and we do not want to disturb evelyn and george now do we? #and it's not like they could stay in sam's because: 1. jodi 2. vincent 3. kent 4. jodi #they could stay at sebastian's but he forgot his keys and uh robin is scary #emily might meddle but she provides edible brownies so good for them!! #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley incorrect quotes #sdv incorrect quotes #sdv alex #sdv haley #sdv sam #sdv abigail #sdv sebastian #stardew alex #stardew haley #stardew sam #stardew abigail #stardew sebastian

[sdv-said-what]

Ironic how Elliot can't swim, yet he lives by the ocean. (At least that's my personal headcanon, just for funnies)

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley memes #stardew valley community #stardew valley incorrect quotes #source: sonic boom #sdv elliott #stardew valley elliott #sdv willy #stardew valley willy #sdv kent #stardew valley kent #memes #meme

[liz-freemen]

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

#my art #art #fanart #stardew valley #sdv fanart #stardew fanart #sdv kent #sdv demetrius #sdv pierre #sdv caroline #sdv robin #sdv jodi

[potatoaiisle]

My SDV love story (2) dunno man.. I need more dilf

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley sebastian #sdv fanart #stardew art #stardew valley fanart #stardew sam #stardew sebastian #stardew valley farmer #stardew valley sam #stardew valley kent #stardew comic #stardew valley comic

[l1tw1ck]

A Stardew Valley Affair

bottom!ftm Kent x top!masc reader

☆ Word Count: 930 ☆

[REQUEST] | AFAB Language Used

CW: Cheating, Caught Masturbating, Squirting, Cunnilingus, Creampie

You’ve been married to Sam for almost a year and you're already starting to become unfaithful. You feel like a bag of trash for it, especially because the reason for your unfaithfulness is his own father. You didn't see him as a romantic interest for a while but he started to look more desirable as time went on. You couldn't put your finger on it but you started thinking about him in ways that you shouldn't.

Jodi paid you to stop by and drop off some vegetables. Since you have the key, she didn't stick around and wait for you. You assumed you were going to be the only one there.

You place down a fresh bag of veggies and turn to leave but you stop. You swear you just heard something from Jodi and Kent’s bedroom. You creep over to the door to prevent whatever's or whoever's inside from possibly running off. You press your ear against the wood and listen.

“Mm- fuck-” Kent moans, jerking his t-dick while he thinks about you and your muscles. “I'm close, [Name]~”

You feel yourself growing hard from hearing that. You open up the door and look at him and his wet sex. He stops immediately, eyes widening when he sees you.

“Need any help?” You smirk. Kent nods quickly. You lock the door behind you and quickly remove all your clothing before climbing onto the bed. Kent looks up at you then down to your length. You're big. Bigger than anything he’s ever taken. “Do you have any condoms?” You ask.

Kent looks at you like you’ve asked a stupid question. “No need.” He shakes his head, pulling you onto the bed. He hovers over your length before sinking down onto your cock. He bites his lip, feeling a little bit of pain as you stretch him out. It's a good kind of pain though. “You can come inside.” He’s too sexy to question.

“So you've been thinking about me.” You smirk.

“I've been doing more than that.” He grinds down onto you. “I've wanted you ever since I came back to the valley.”

“Today’s your big day then.”

He grins, pulling off his shirt, revealing the piercings on his nipples. “Sure is.” He holds onto your shoulders for balance and starts to bounce on your length. He bites his lip, pure pleasure painted on his face as he rides you. He notices your fixation on his nipples and brings his hands to them, playing with them to tease you. His increased moans tell you that his nipples are sensitive. He knows this is bad, considering the fact that you're married to his son, but oh Yoba, he loves this.

“Fuck–” He lets out a sharp breath. “I can't- ‘s too much-” He slows down.

“Let me help you out.” You grab his sides and bring him onto the bed. You position him on his side and bring his leg up against you and start fucking him roughly. “You feel so fucking good.” You rub his clit. Curses slip out of Kent’s mouth as you bring him closer and closer to his orgasm. He rolls his eyes back and squirts. You slow down and let him recover.

“I haven't done that in years..”

“Years? I think we should make up for that.” You smirk.

“Not all at once, okay?” He laughs.

“How about…two more times?”

“You can try.”

“I’m up for the challenge.” You pull out of him and flip him onto his stomach. You raise his ass in the air and bury your face in his cunt. You lick a few stripes up his pussy, tasting him, before sticking your tongue inside him. He bites down on his lip, shivering as your tongue explores his insides. He hasn't gotten ate out in so long. He can't even remember the last person who did. He wishes he got with you instead, you would've been happy to regularly eat his pussy. If only he didn't go to the military. You slide your fingers up and down his t-dick, stimulating him even more. His toes curl as he starts to get towards his second orgasm. He moans your name and squirts once again, drenching your face in his liquids.

You pull away and wipe your face. “Do you need time to calm down?” You look at his twitching cunt in awe.

“I need to, but I don't want to.” He turns to look at you. “Put it back in.”

“Your wish is my command.” You slide back into him, his pussy ten times wetter than the first time you were in it. You hold his waist and pound into him at a fast pace. He's so sensitive, it feels like he's gonna explode. It's so much all at once and he fucking loves it.

“Harder!” He cries out. You do as he says, pulling more moans from him. The two of you should be feeling guilty for numerous reasons, the biggest being that you're both married, but neither of you care. You're thoroughly enjoying the warmth and wetness of his pussy and nothing can make you feel bad about it.

“‘M gonna come soon-” Your thrusts become more rough.

“Inside! Do it inside!”

“Shit- Are you sure?”

“Yes!"

Kent comes before you, slick gushing on your cock. Just feeling that brings you to your orgasm. Your thrusts eventually come to a halt and you finally fill him up with your cum.

This just brought on a ton of complications. You’ll have to choose between Kent and Sam. Things are gonna get messy.

#wicks🕯works #wicks🕯requests #top male reader #male reader #stardew valley x reader #stardew valley smut #stardew valley x male reader #sdv x male reader #sdv x reader #sdv kent #sdv kent x male reader #🕯️kent sdv #🕯️stardew valley #afab character #ftm character

[ryllen]

i didn't finish the drawing, but at one point i thought of how Caroline would offer & provide Kent with therapeutic warm tea session to help him sorts out his anxious mind

#sdv #stardew valley #sdv caroline #sdv kent #stardew kent #stardew caroline #stardew valley kent #stardew valley caroline #fanart

[three-penguins-in-a-trench-coat]

How different Stardew NPC's would react to being held at gunpoint

#BEHOLD #MY HANDMADE WORD DOCUMENT MEME #but this is definitely something the dwarf would say #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #shitpost #funny #meme #stardew shane #stardew sam #stardew abigail #stardew kent #stardew dwarf #stardew sebastian #stardew pierre

[asklepius2]

I don't like how the birthdays from stardew valley are set up in the real world. Like most of December is in the fall according to the solstice but Sebastian's birthday is winter 10 and we've decided it's December 10th.

Nah, let's give all the characters accurate birthdays in accordance with the seasons.

I'll set it up 2 ways:

1. Taking the earliest dates of each solstice and equinox that defines the seasons and dividing that by 28 (number of days in a stardew valley season) then multiplied that number by the NPC's bday (I'll explain the math later)

2. Taking the average amount of days in-between each IRL season and dividing that by 28

Earliest dates are as follows:

Spring March 19

Summer June 20

Autumn September 21

Winter December 20

The length of each season in this method is

91 days for spring

93 days for summer

90 days for fall

90 days for winter

The average days in between is 91.5 days.

Dividing by 28 we get

3.25 Spring

3.32142857 Summer

3.2142857 Autumn / Winter

3.267857142857143 Average

These numbers are the difference between our real world dates and stardew valley dates

Our season are about 90 days long, their's are 28 days so

1 day for stardew players is about 3 days for us.

Now that we have these numbers let's find out how each day correlates to each villager.

It will be in order of earliest birthday to latest and will follow this format

NPC-Season-ingame Bday-Bday(method 1)-Bday(method 2)

Kent- Spring 4- Apr 1

Lewis- Spring 7- Apr 10

Vincent- Spring 10- Apr 20

Haley- Spring 14- May 3

Pam- Spring 18- May 16

Shane- Spring 20- May 23

Pierre- Spring 26- Jun 11

Emily- Spring 27- Jun 14- Jun 15

Jas- Summer 4- Jul 3

Gus- Summer 8- Jul 16

Maru- Summer 10- Jul 23- Jul 22

Alex- Summer 13- Aug 2- Aug 1

Sam- Summer 17- Aug 15- Aug 14

Demetrius- Summer 19- Aug 22- Aug 21

Dwarf- Summer 22- Sep 1-Aug 30

Willy- Summer 24- Sep 7- Sep 6

Leo- Summer 26- Sep 14- Sep 12

Penny- Autumn 2- Sep 27

Elliott- Autumn 5- Oct 7

Jodi- Autumn 11- Oct 26

Abigail- Autumn 13- Nov 1- Nov 2

Sandy- Autumn 15- Nov 8- Nov 9

Marnie- Autumn 18- Nov 17- Nov 18

Robin- Autumn 21- Nov 27- Nov 28

George- Autumn 24- Dec 7- Dec 8

Krobus- Winter 1- Dec 23

Linus- Winter 3- Dec 29

Caroline- Winter 7- Jan 11

Sebastian- Winter 10- Jan 21

Harvey- Winter 14- Feb 2- Feb 3

Wizard- Winter 17- Feb 12- Feb 13

Evelyn- Winter 20- Feb 22- Feb 23

Leah- Winter 23- Mar 3- Mar 5

Clint- Winter 26- Mar 13- Mar 14

If there is only one date on the NPC that means both dates are the same

I'd like to thank @cloverbug83 for helping with the math.

TL:DR The dates in stardew valley are incorrect and I updated them according to IRL seasons.

#sebastian stardew #stardew valley #stardew shane #sdv #sdv alex #sdv abigail #sdv harvey #sdv headcanons #sdv haley #sdv wizard #sdv kent #sdv leah #sdv lewis #sdv vincent #sdv pam #sdv pierre #sdv emily #sdv jas #sdv gus #sdv maru #sdv sam #sdv demetrius #sdv dwarf #sdv willy #sdv leo #sdv penny #sdv elliott #sdv jodi #sdv sandy #sdv marnie

[ladyofthestarlight]

Perhaps she needs glasses or something…

-my art

#stardew valley #kent stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley kent #kent sdv #sdv kent #stardew valley memes #my art #art #jodi sdv #jodi stardew valley #stardew valley jodi #and my farmer ofc #farmer sdv #stardew valley farmer #farmer oc #farmer stardew valley #sdv farmer #stardew farmer #my farmer #oc #mairon #lady of the starlight #ladyofthestarlight