Bachelor reactions to pregnant wife grabbing them and saying 'it's happening'
Farmer: “…oh my Yoba… It’s happening!!”
Alex: “It’s happening? What do you me- OH YOBA IT’S HAPPENING” He then would swoop the farmer up into his arms and sprint all the way to Harvey’s. He doesn’t care their water broke and the farmer is all messy, all that matters in that moment is them and the baby and both of them being safe and taken care of.
Sam: “Hmm?” He then would see the wet ground beneath the farmer and drop literally whatever he was holding. That was the farmers favorite mug but she doesn’t have time to be upset. He gets surprisingly calm yet rushed. He calls the doctor and gets things ready to make the farmer comfortable at home.
Sebastian: He would literally freeze and the farmer might have to throw something at him. Then he would be frantic and try to go over the plan the both of them have gone over and over but still somehow forget something. It's all very very endearing to the farmer to see how much he cares.
Shane: Would almost pass out from anxiety. He's been so nervous and doting on the farmer since he found out she was preggers, but now that it's time he kinda frog blinks before jumping into action. He also makes sure to grab the blue chicken stuffie for the baby.
Elliott: Would start crying from pure happiness and excitement. He has had everything packed and ready by the door for weeks now. The doctor on speed dial, and an extra journal packed for himself. The birth of his baby is beyond inspiring for him. He can't wait to be a dad.
Harvey: His doctor brain kicks in immediately. They both have been staying at his little loft above the hospital for the last week, he had a feeling the baby would come any day now. Honestly, they couldn't have been more prepared. I mean farmer married a doctor for Yobas sake.
(I'm so sorry it took me literal years to start answering these)
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Ive seen a lot of people headcanon that Sebastian streams his programming job sometimes and I love that idea!
I was thinking what if he keeps streaming while you're married? I think he's the kind of guy to keep really private, someday the farmer will just show up in the background coming inside covered in dirt and he'll look at chat and go "Oh yeah that's my spouse they're great" and keep going without a second thought.
The farmer kind of becomes a meme in his chat and community in general. People start spamming when they walk in the house and you can see them in the background. Always doing something weird, sometimes they'll even walk over to the stream to put a frozen tear on the frozen tear pile on his desk and leave right after. They're weird but Sebastian loves them.
The audience doesn't know exactly what the farmer does, Sebastian only calls them his "spouse" but it's assumed they farm. Until one-day when he's doing a 2am stream and gets a knock at the door, instead of pausing the stream he rolls his eyes, gets up and goes to collect his unconscious, soot and grime coated spouse. He walks past the desk, clearly struggling to carry them out of frame and comes back a little later. He just looks at the camera with utter annoyance and says "Farmers amirite guys?" And keeps working.
I love cryptid farmer and streamer boy Sebastian ok
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“What do you mean everyone thinks I’m not ‘of this world’, I come out during the day!! .. Sometimes.. the sun hurts and it’s easier to give everyone gifts directly before they go home? Plus, me and Rasmodius hang out!! And he says it’s because he likes being around me and definitely not because he wants to figure out what I am!”
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Haley found Keo’s Instagram.
This was inspired by that one chiscara comic on twitter (_sonagee) and I think Haley would most likely have a thing for emo girls (but she doesnt tell Alex about it tho he’d torment her for it)
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Sebastian, stay at home husband, freelance programmer, gamer, streamer, dungeon master, her man.
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tbt: that one time I dressed my farmer up for the Spirit's Eve festival and accidentally triggered Seb's 10-heart event on my way there
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Haley~ <3
I digitalised this Haley sketch that I sketched on my notebook and couldn’t get over how pretty she turned out,, Ofc I included the sketch because I felt like the sketch looks a bit better than the final piece haha;;
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Farmer: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Shane: Fake?
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Do people actually give their farmers a story or are they just a silly little gremlin?
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1.6 is here! Here's a winter Shane! He's a cutie patootie I love him.
Hope you guys like him too! 💙
Also some low quality doodles of Shane and my farmer persona as a bonus:
Also that puffer jacket drove me insane.
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