Farmer: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Shane: Fake?
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MORE STARDEW SHIT I have a mod that recolors my horse to Epona colors because YES.
My farmer Elisiah (nicknamed Elise) became friends with Seb earlier than everyone else cause she kept running into him outside of the mines and when she spoke to Robin about the house. She was REALLY busy year 1 so didn't get to meet a lot of people (AKA I was fuckin farming and forgot to talk to people my first playthrough lmfao)
Anyway Seb is a fucking nerd and Elise doesn't play games at all, so I needed a reason she got a horse named Epona.
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‘You’ve made an old lady very happy’
‘Abigail’s best girl!’ NO SHE ISNT. GRANNY EVELYN IS GOATED
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Robin’s winter outfit made me feel things…
Bonus comic :
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A civil conversation with your local lake fish sturgeon
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all of the seasoned stardew valley players starting a fresh, year 1 farm today for the 1.6 upgrade
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Elliot watching me catch three times my body weight in fish because I spent all my money on that season’s seeds and now I need to make fast fishing money so me and my chickens don’t starve to death.
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my dumbass thought they meant like, evil pets
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not to be stardewposting again but
Elliott can't fucking say this shit when I'm dressed like THIS
What made him see me leave the house and kiss him looking like THIS
WITH THE JINGLING BOOTS. and decided "Yes, his courting plumage is immaculate. I must bed him immediately."
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Haley: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Farmer: Do not do that.
Haley: You won’t even notice!
Alex, entering: Haley, you wanted to see me again?
Haley: Farmer's single.
Farmer:
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I’ve always wanted to chug a jar of mayo
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I started a new game to play the new farm but😭😭 I forgot how mean used to be Shane at the beginning
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Whoops, another wave of burnout and health hit while I was in the middle of this but hey I finally finished it. Got my first moss rain and it nearly gave me a panic attack, why the hell was Elliott so chill about it. Green!
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Me waiting outside Elliot’s cabin every day so I can throw a lobster at him the second he steps outside
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