#the politican season 2

[saltygilmores]

THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING GILMORE GIRLS-SEASON 3, EPISODE 1: LAZY HAZY CRAZY DAYS (PART 2)

Anyone seen Jess lately? Eh, we already know what (who) he's been into this summer. But yeah that was definitely Jess. Winter, spring, summer, fall. even with a broken foot, Taylor Doose does not cease, yield, desist, nor take a break from his quest to line his pockets with the money of the citizens of Stars Hollow, under the guise of some sort of charity event. Fun! Let me guess, the Bridge again?

Sounds like a good excuse for Jess Mariano to wear short sleeves and engage in some tonsil hockey underneath a tree.

Mmm, Window Doritos. Luke and Lorelai still haven't made up. She's been avoiding him and the diner the entire freaking summer? There's no way. Without Luke providing her daily supply of supermarket Folger's, she would wither away and die.

Scenes that take place outside of The Hollow are usually the most fun but I predict this is going to be lame. They got some early 2000's politicans to make cameos in this one, people I'm sure the 16 year olds watching this show when it aired (or ever) cared about.

Who's this putz? *squints at nametag* Nice to meet you...James. He looks like a nice normal generically handsome dude, maybe for once Rory could stand to go on a date with a handsome dullard who won't kick up any leaves, kinda like that time Richard and Emily tried to hook Lorelai up with this guy's father.

Paris Geller for President, Rory Gilmore as her first lady.

You don't have a prayer with either of them Jamesy. Ohhhhh. James is JAMIE. Of course. I remember this generically cute, mass-manufactured piece of untoasted WonderBread now. The one who...takes Paris' virginity. Welp I guess I have to take back the whole "You don't have a prayer" thing then.

Paris agrees to dinner plans with UTWB (Untoasted White Bread), not realizing she agreed to a date, and Rory has to tell her what happened, and when Rory is more knowledgable about dating and relationships than you are, you know you have work to do. So what we have here is a fine blend: one part Paris being unable to relate to people, one part confusion about her sexuality, a subject that this show will refuse to ever touch on, and one part realizing she agreed to a date with a boy who is a bottle of human Nyquil, throw this all in a blender and you've got a recipe for a Paris Geller nuclear anxiety attack.

Kirk our neurodivergent king.

You do not, don't lie to him like that. Lorelai did invent a vanishing cream though. She slathers it on every time she leaves work in the middle of the day. Lorelai: Don't cows eat hay? Kirk: Yes, but "Grass There" is a bad name. LOL, that got a good laugh out of me. We love you Kirk. Keep being you. Lorelai and Emily have a pointless debate on the phone about what date Rory was supposed to be arriving home, Lorelai says she's coming home on Saturday whereas Emily insists she was misled to believe she would be home in time for FND tomorrow. Jesus Christ, Emily. Can't you let that poor girl decompress and have some time to herself after being away from home all summer? Can you let her skip one FND? Rotten. Emily wants to know where Crusty is and Lorelai says Satan is "Away on business". "Away on Business"=In the firey shrieking depths of hell (Boston?) Emily wants her beloved Crusty to join FND tomorrow. I swear to god if I have to fast forward past yet another Crusty FND I'm gonna scream.

No no no no. NO. Where is Alex? Bring me Alex! #SaltyIsAnAlexStan #PossiblyTheOnlyAlexStan

JarPad has a real talent for making every thing Dean says sound so ominous and serial-killer like. Rory: That gives me three hours to look presentable. Should I go blond?

He should want her to go blond because it'll be easier to conceal her identity when he kidnaps her and takes her on the run. Not only does Emily want to wrench Rory off her flight in mid air to force her into FND but she's agreed to meet Dean immediately after his plane touches down only 3 hours after her own?! Not only that, it's September 3rd, which means a new school year is starting next week, she's trying to talk Paris down from a nuclear anxiety attack and get her ready for her first date, I'd say that I don't know how Rory is acting so calm under all this pressure but we know she's bottling it up inside like a powder keg ready to explode and it's just a matter of time. Is this his home or a hotel room? It looks like a serial kiler's motel room on the side of abandoned highway. That chair is made of human skin. That's totally a serial killer's old tv, one where he holes up watching America's Most Wanted and grainy news reports about his own escape from justice. "My plane is arrving at 6" he says, unaware that the police tapped his phone lines. That shirt looks like something he took off of one of his victim's or bought from a dying K-Mart in some small town, where there's a cashier named Phyllis who's been working there for 30 years, he paid cash, tried to avoid looking directly into the store's security cameras, Phyllis just smacks her gum as she rings up his serial killer polo shirt, gallon of bleach, tarps and rubber gloves. To be fair, Jess threatens to murder Dean and dump his body in a ditch not long after he's already murdered Shane and fed her to the swans in this season. All the more reason Dean and Jess should call a truce, realize they have more in common than they think, and leave Rory alone.

Whew. There's so much to unpack in just these two sentences. Just like all the dead bodies Dean Forester has to unpack from his trunk.

That's what his victims say before he leads them to their demise. Rory has to hang up on Dean Wayne Gacy because Paris is melting down as her date with Nyquil approaches. Dean has to hang up because the SWAT team is about to bust down his door.

Rory's reaction to Dean saying "I Love You". She doesn't say it back. Stay tuned for part 3.

#gilmore girls #denise rewatches gilmore girls #gilmore girls season 3 #rory gilmore #lorelai gilmore #paris geller #kirk gleason #Anti Dean Forester #lazy hazy crazy days #Alex Stan #Phyllis #Kmart #Human Skin Chair #Blood Stained Striped Polo Shirt #Salty's Crime Podcast

[multifandom-nerds-blog]

BAD BATCH WEDNESDAY!

Episode 7 and 8: spoilers obviously, don't read if you didn't watch

Alright, we got two new clones to cry over

Annnnnd, one of them is dead

IT'S ORGANA!!!!

IT'S CHUCHI (how do you write her name)

A storm destroyed Kamino very tagic and all, Rampart, you're full of Bantashit

ORGANA AGAIN, ALL HEIL BEIL ORGANA

How many people actually believe that bullshit?

Clone conspiracys nether work out well, I'm scared

I'm honestly not sure if the sniper is Crosshair or just some rando

Annnnd Slip is now also dead

REX TO THE RESCUE

Nope, not Crosshair

STOPPPPPP EVERYONE

We got an on-screen suicide 😐 season 2 doesn't hold back with on-screen deaths for sure

Episode 8

Mediation

EVERYONE STOP

ECHO IS TALKING ABOUT SKAKO MINOR, I REPEAT, ECHO IS TALKING ABOUT SKAKO MINOR

Tech, don't interrupt the rare emotional Echo-focus

Also, I love Rex's civie clothes

Did Rampart seriously didn't notice Omega right now? Or that there is a child next to a Senator?

Omega is getting some poltics lessons and a nice poncho

Long neck

OMEGA, STOP SHOUTING THAT AROUND

Don't you just love it when a clone refers to clones as brothers in general? Cause I definitely love it

Also Echo having a minimum of interaction with Rex and more than 2 lines in an episode 😭

Another episode of Clones VS Clones

Echo just randomly remote controlling canons and a giant ship 😂

Go on Rampart, go win a discussion against a politican

Omega and Beil Organa to the rescue

HOLY SHIT IT'S PALAPTINE

We've won, but at what cost??? 😐

Star Wars and its famous PowerPoint slides

NO

NO

NOOOO

Echo is doing what he wants and we got an Echo and Omage hug but

😭😭😭

"I will come back" IF HE DOESN'T FELONI WILL HEAR FROM ME

Goddamn, this won't end very well I think

I'M SCARED NOW

If I don't find a 100 new hurt/comfort fics on Echos Ao3 tag the next days, Idk what to do

#arc trooper echo #clone trooper echo #echo tbb #hunter tbb #tech tbb #omega tbb #tbb s2 spoilers #the bad batch season 2 #tbb spoilers #star wars tbb #I'm lying on the floor and sobbing #Of course the tiny tiny trauma talk wasn't for free

[signsbeforeexile]

Astrid Sloan + outfits ( 1 / 2 )

#giflerim #the politican season 2 #the politician #lucy boynton #lboyntonedit #astrid sloan #netflixedit #lucyboyntonedit #kıyafet serisi

[autym73]

Has this been done before? idk here ya go anyway

#the politician #the politican netflix #the politican season 2 #payton hobart #ben platt #david corenswet #river barkley #mcafee westbrook #laura drefuss #hobarkley #payton x river #fuk

[schlayntons]

I believe in Schlaynton supremacy. There's no heterosexual explanation for this and you can't prove me wrong

#lucy boynton #julia schlaepfer #the politican season 2 #the politician

[ilzieah]

Just realized that the only show I remember watching in the past few years that I didn’t spoil for myself was The Politician... I don’t know why that feels so weird but like it does

#the politican season 2 #the politician #the politican netflix

[thatparticularlytastyghostcookie]

*watching The Politician*

*River appears and starts telling Payton some deep existential stuff*

*me* :

#the politican netflix #the politican season 2 #the politician #river barkley #payton hobart #ben platt #david corenswet #i need me a River in my head #everything i learn is from shows and movies #Netflix #friends quotes

[idkwhattosayaboutit]

Laura Dreyfuss in suits is all I ever want to see

#laura dreyfuss #the politican netflix #the politican season 2 #yearning

[blackqueercharacters]

Laurissa Romain as Cute Girl

Appears briefly as Skye’s (Rahne Jones) date in season two of Netflix’s The Politician. 

#laurissa romain #lgbt #black lgbt #black actresses #the politican season 2 #the politican netflix #netflix #lgbt characters #black lgbt characters #skye the politican #rahne jones #queer characters #black queer characters #the politician #lavandnoir

[1224142201]

my dad once called me manipulative

it didn’t really sound like an insult

The Politician (2020)

#the politican season 2 #the politician #astrid sloan #daddy issues

[fandomlife-confessions]

#The politican #the politican season 2 #fandom life confessions

[nopeemi]

‪The politican season 2 spoilers!!!!‬

‪okay so i felt like this season was really watered down and just didnt have that something extra what was going for the first one, it was less crazy, really it wasnt wild at all if you think about it, i got bored few times,,,,

‪also it was very very hetero, i know many characters were bisexuals but we barely had any representation of same sex couples compared to the first one, which was one of the things people really enjoyed the show‬ so( some executive messed with it maybe???idk or just the writers were ok they got their representation now lets move on idk)

also the whole river thing,,, yea that was sure a move? i think its just what astrid and payton thought and not facts, like we have seen him being really not heterosexual, they showed it to us, its probably just them denying it

‪i still enjoyed it honestly it had some good moments, i really liked dede and hadassah they were the absolute stars of this season!! maybe they will come up with something better for season3 im really hopeful that after the bad reviews it will get- they will get themeselves together‬

‪people liked this show bc it was bat shit crazy and gay and just really something else but this season was nothing compared to that‬

#the politican #the politican netflix #the politican season 2 #the politican s2 #just my opinion lol

[annelouruolenna]

Supernatural and The Politician

~queerbating~

then boom PAIN

#supernatural #spn #the politician #destiel #supernatural season fifteen #the politican season 2

[allyouhavetodoisjumpoverthemoon]

Ben Platt singing ‘Corner of the Sky’ is just *chefs kiss*

#i love him #ben platt #the politician #the politican season 2

[autym73]

me: mmm imma make a "little miss perfect" animatic

people: oh u like the owl house?

me, in a small ass fandom: ha n o

#ben platt #payton hobart #river barkley #the politician #david corenswet #hobarkley #the politican netflix #the politican season 2 #payton x river #the politician netflix #little miss perfect

[sintupperware]

i’ll be doing absolutely fine and then i remember that joe carroll was david on s2 ep2 of the politican

#johnny simpson asf 😭😭😭😭 #wtf sara #the politican season 2