#the second was a spider threatening to crawl onto peter's toast. a true threat

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

Peter: I've been threatened twice today

Tony: I've probably received a few death threats since last night

Bucky: I've threatened twenty people today

Tony: It's...eight o'clock...in the morning

Bucky: And? I'm productive

Peter: It's true. He already threatened me today

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