#the sexiest class

[adraveins]

following Shovel's advice to get past the mirror, and the correct answer is also the one that is most true for Wyll..... how you don't have to pass a check to convince him to use the tadpoles' abilities, you just have to wait for the second dream and let him talk himself into it..... 'you seek to survive' comes before 'you seek power'... characters who are so devastatingly good but still hunger for power regardless because power is control and survival in a senseless chaotic existence..... Wyll's frustration with his father for compromising with the worst of the city, and his inability to follow in his father's footsteps, and yet! he follows in those footsteps all the same, in his own way. and so on and so forth. you understand

#i have the thought of wyll going keeper of the veil ranger or ranger knight in a post-pact scenario depending on his endings #but god. that's a warlock all the way babey #the sexiest class #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate #wyll ravengard #mine: dnd

[emcapi-gaming]

I am so curious to know what the consensus is here, honestly. Reblogs greatly appreciated!

#ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #ff14 #sexiest tank class showdown

[firefox-official]

you seem like the type of guy to take forever getting your hair done

hey shut the fuck up i just got done blowdrying my hair

#sexiest blowout youve ever seen #its called CLASS #it’s called STYLE

[honourablejester]

Huh. Since my reblog of the other post appears to have vanished? Not sure what happened there? Have a random set of opinions on the relative sexiness of D&D 5e classes:

Rogues have the dual allures of competence and the forbidden tryst. Warlocks are beautiful disasters that you know will be bad for you but can’t help wanting anyway. Sorcerers have power humming in their blood, a tangible electricity in your hands. Druids are the ones who shyly court you by leaving their favourite flowers and mushrooms and weird animals on your doorstep. Wizards are a different flavour of disaster to warlocks, those idiots who are simultaneously highly competent and dumb as a box of rocks, and they make you simultaneously want to strangle them and kiss them stupid. Rangers are that beau who are just there when you need them, a thousand little tiny practical things that just lighten your day. Barbarians are passion and power and that person strong enough to scoop you into their arms, even if they’re technically smaller than you. Fighters are all about precision, taking the time to learn something right, and then replicate it time after time. Monks are about the dance, weaving around you and grinning when they get the cheap shot, leaving you half livid and half delighted. Artificers are about the act of creation, sometimes mad, sometimes stupid, sometimes inspired, that crook of the finger and twist of the wrist. Clerics are the islands in the stream, that rush of power and illumination, that glimpse of something bigger and more beautiful. Paladins are the oath, the promise kept, the ‘til death do us part’. Bards are the romance, the right words at the right time, the background knowledge of support, the clever fingers playing chords across your skin.

It’s dealer’s choice, honestly. There’s something there for just about everyone.

But for the record I would personally take artificer (blacksmith, mechanic, grease monkey, strong, clever hands, that know how to heal and how to create), barbarian, and certain flavours of cleric (tempest, for vibrancy and electricity, forge, because see artificer previously, and twilight, because I will make for you a twilight bower where we can both be safe, and love you under the starlight) for my top three. No offense to Liam O’Brien, but I don’t have the patience for wizards. I would take a gothic romance with a weary paladin, though.

#d&d #sexiest classes #sort of #it all depends what you like

[essektheylyss]

Me: Charisma—? Oh, right, she's a warlock.

@narutos-sloppy-pussy: Okay, fucking wizard main.

Me: ~What do you mean you can cast Counterspell without an Int score~

#critical role #cr spoilers #I do forget other classes get counterspell sorry wizards sexiest class! #liam o'brien said so!

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

btw the detail in the fake-screenshot of Majexatli as a companion. one of the dialogue options is about going hunting. This is a nod to smth that I might have shared once, but if Majexatli was a companion and the player was chill with them being a malarite, then they could once per long rest go hunting and bring back like, a 2d6 worth of camp supplies. The first time there would be a cutscene of them hunting with the player that could, if they're being romanced, end with a romance scene. Every time after, it would just happen off-screen.

#Eldritch IT Speaks #oc: majexatli #the best class for insight on Majexatli would be to play as a druid for special dialogue with them #but the sexiest class to play would be ranger to have homoerotic hunting scenes

[lunarrolls]

was literally just sitting there on my bed this episode kicking my feet back and forth watching keyleth and fearne both be absolute badasses. i love druids so much

#sorry liam but druids are the hottest class and there’s nothing you can do about it #that aura of life and daylight combo? SEXIEST THING ON THE PLANET #a furious archdruid? HOTTEST THING EVER #can’t wait for my wildfire druid to be that cool. someday… #cr #cr3 #cr spoilers #fearne calloway #keyleth

[dandelionandkrindle]

WORLD OF WARCRAFT • LOCATIONS (112/?) Sanctum of Light

#world of warcraft #warcraft #wowedit #gamingedit #wowlocations #class order halls let's gooooo #starting with my personal bias #the sexiest cathedral this side of azeroth #fun fact: if you try to enter as a non-paladin a blood guardian will hoj ur ass like a club bouncer

[soldier-poet-king]

I finally got to write formal professional reports again. It's a sort of RFP sort of functional outline. It's not NEARLY as formal as the ones we did in grad school and wouldn't be up to snuff for literally any proper organization, but my workplace does so much stuff slapdash and disorganized and it drives me insane. I am the model of a would-be burecrat. I love paperwork. Forms. Rules. Reports. It needs to be organized if it's going to be EFFECTIVE and EFFICIENT.

Anyway for this report I basically got free reign bc no one else knows what I'm talking about or how to do it. And it's just??? Such a relief and a delight to 1) get to do things properly 2) get to be competent, and be SEEN as being comptent, and not just a recent grad bumbling around trying to catch up in a workplace that doesn't follow ANY regular rules or protocols and is just. So disorganized.

Like. Given very little sleep and recovering from mild food poisoning, I've been more productive in 3 hours than I am in a lot of full days. It's like being in school again. Competence. Fully outlined and clear, reasonable goals. A PURPOSE.

I should just be given full control of everything as the benevolent dictator of my department, but alas

#franposting #GOD I SHOULDVE FOCUSED ON RECORDS MANAGEMENT #yea its boring but RULES AND REGULATIONS. Burecracy. LEGAL OUTLINES AND RETENTION SCHEDULES. REGULAR REPORTING STRUCTURES #oh baby you are saying the magic words to me #<is the worlds boringest person when it comes to skills and talents. i love paperwork #yes i have an existential need for meaning and am insane and unhinged. but also I know my talent is for bureaucracy and efficient paperwork #anyway this report is gonna be so fuckin good #like im not doing a full functional breakdown (i COULD to show off. but itd probably be a bit much) #but im still doing essentially an rfp minus the tender process bc they already have a consultant #(why they did it this way without ever outlining the requirements of the proposed solution. idk. #dont ask me im the grunt who gets spoken over in meetings i don't get to ask questions despite being the only archivist #*the only one to understand even vaguely the technical requirements or the system) #I AM SO FUCKIN COMPETENT. nothing is hotter that competence and effective paperwork. this is why wizard hubris is the sexiest dnd class #oh babey give me those colour coded date organized file folders

[queenpiranhadon]

High Class Homos x Heartstopper Part 4: Prince August + Nick Nelson Edition

I’m going to just say, my friends @iam1withthepeggy and @labaguetteisdabest were not happy with this one…

Original Pic 🤭

Nick’s Version 😏

Heads Up: I don’t own any of the characters featured, Nick Nelson belongs to Alice Oseman and respective others, and Prince August belongs to the lovely momozerii :) The only thing that belongs to me is the art in the second picture. Thanks!!

#high class homos x heartstopper #high class homos #high class homos august #heartstopper #heartstopper nick #nick nelson #prince august #crossover #doodles #mon amour~ #sexiest art ever istg i can hear charlie blushing all the way in the us #sorry not sorry @labaguetteisdabest and @iamonewiththepeggy

[mostfuckableffvillain]

Round 2

Seifer: Ain't no chicken-wuss

Vata: I learned he's a Dragoon, so

#sexiest class imho.... #Final Fantasy VIII #FFVIII #Final Fantasy 8 #FF8 #Final Fantasy Dimensions #FF Dimensions #Seifer Almasy #Vata #polls #round 2

[balleater]

SEXY! DEVIL! PALADIN!

#critical role #cr spoilers #paladins are the sexiest class and i will stand by this

[raccooncityriots]

With BG3 coming out in a few days, I’m going to go on record saying I have never believed them after they said Gale was the most romanced in early access. Like, the math is just not there. AO3 doesn’t reflect it. The game tag on tumblr doesn’t reflect it. Twitter doesn’t reflect it. The devs made a fake porn ad and it was not about Gale. The devs streamed actual porn and it was not about Gale. It was mage propaganda and it failed.

#f: bg3 #stop trying to force your wizards ar e the sexiest class agenda #how much did Liam O’Brien pay you

[perilegs]

i need to get wizards pregnant

#this is about THREE guys (gale&enki&aloth) #i used to believe rogues are the sexiest class and i do still think that but man. wizards. #this is such a weird change in me bc i do enjoy a good wizard but i was never super into them until like last year #hey wait 4 guys if you count anders as a wizard... #but like every time there's a medieval fantasy setting the knights and rogues have been my faves #i'm technically a huge knight fan bc i had this cool ass book about them as a kid and it stuck but most fantasy knights suck ass #so actually it's mostly been rogues #leevi talks

[girlscarpia]

#sexiest song in musical theater history. to me #WAIT i have to post the video of sondheim teaching this song during a master class #Youtube

[malewifezevran]

@ whoever is picking paladin as class for their tav you are so sexy

#it's in the top three sexiest classes with warlock and wizard #also i am playing a paladin in CoS rn so 🤝 Felt #nora txt