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#thebulletinhamilton incorrect unofficial quotes
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John Laurens: I propose a luxury tax!
Lafayette: I propose freeing the slaves!
Alexander Hamilton: I propose a national bank!
Hercules Mulligan: ...
Hercules Milligan: Free clothes?
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Alexander Hamilton: I can’t remember my password.
Eliza Schuyler: It’s 123passw0rd.
Alexander Hamilton: ...
Alexander Hamilton: Is that for Disney plus or for the bank?
Eliza Schuyler: It’s Disney plus, you don’t know the bank login. Nice try.
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“You’re what we in the scientific community Call a ‘lil bitch’.”
- John Laurens to Charles Lee
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George Washington: Hey Eliza—
Eliza Schuyler: *sitting in front of the fireplace, crying softly*
George Washington: ...What did he do?
Eliza Schuyler: *wordlessly tosses the Reynolds Pamphlet at him*
George Washington: ...
George Washington: Oh Alexander, what did you do.
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John Laurens: if I was a Gardner, I’d put our tulips together
Alexander Hamilton: I love you
James Madison: Well?
Thomas Jefferson: if I was a Gardner, you’d be my main hoe
James Madison: ...
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Thomas Jefferson: Why are you looking through a fork?
Alexander Hamilton: I’m pretending you’re in jail.
Thomas Jefferson: why?
Alexander Hamilton: it’s spiritually and ethically healing.
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Aaron Burr: Didn’t you die?
Alexander Hamilton: Plans changed.
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“Sometimes an ex will come back into your life to test how stupid you are.”
—John Laurens
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Theodosia Bartow Prevost: Heeeeeey Aaron, wanna get married?
Aaron Burr: That’s...uh...a little forward.
Theodosia Bartow Prevost: ...Alexander, Angelica and Lafayette really want to plan a wedding.
Aaron Burr: *terrified of disappointing Angelica* Ok..
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Alexander Hamilton: Being bi isn’t all fun and games, sometimes you get used to stealing your significant other’s clothes and then he goes on a stupid trip and you have no pants to wear.
John Laurens: I literally just moved back to South Carolina, Alexander.
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Aaron Burr: I’m so useless!
Hercules Mulligan: No, you’re not.
Alexander Hamilton: You can be used as an example of what not to do.
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Alexander Hamilton: How do I look?
Aaron Burr: Awful, small and mean.
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Peggy Schuyler: If two brains are better than one, then I choose Eliza and Angelica’s brains to be my main source of intellectual.
Aaron Burr: What about your brain? That’s three brains, Peggy.
Peggy Schuyler: Excuse me but sisters come with a six pack not a two for one.
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Thomas Jefferson: I’m not doing well.
Thomas Jefferson: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Alexander Hamilton: *walks into the room where it happens*
Thomas Jefferson: Oh look there it is again.
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Alexander Hamilton: I only feel one emotion that is anger
Eliza Schuyler: Last night you drunk texted me and John a thousand egg plant emojis
Alexander Hamilton: out of anger
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“Started from the bottom, now I’m only ten percent away from hell.”
—Alexander Hamilton, at age fifteen
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