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John Laurens: ...

Charles Lee: What?

John Laurens: I’m trying to figure out how you got your position. Did you blackmail someone?

Charles Lee: *sputters* E-excuse me?!

John Laurens: Ah, so who do you have blackmail on?

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The real reason Peggy wasn’t in Act II

Alexander Hamilton: Peggy! We almost forgot about you but—Peggy? Why are you staring at the wall?

Peggy Schuyler: *slowly turns*

Alex: ...

Alex: THE ZOMBIE VIRUS HAS SPREAD I REPEAT—

Technically it’s from @thebulletinhamilton-quotes (your blog got me inspired to be apart of it so as a thank you here is a taste of my zombie au, *bows* if it is terrible I will not be upset if you delete it)

(This is incredible, I could never delete it!)

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John Laurens: I propose a luxury tax!

Lafayette: I propose freeing the slaves!

Alexander Hamilton: I propose a national bank!

Hercules Mulligan: ...

Hercules Milligan: Free clothes?

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Aaron Burr: Have you ever been mistaken for as a man?

Angelica Schuyler: No. Have you?

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George Washington: Hey Eliza—

Eliza Schuyler: *sitting in front of the fireplace, crying softly*

George Washington: ...What did he do?

Eliza Schuyler: *wordlessly tosses the Reynolds Pamphlet at him*

George Washington: ...

George Washington: Oh Alexander, what did you do.

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Thomas Jefferson: Why are you looking through a fork?

Alexander Hamilton: I’m pretending you’re in jail.

Thomas Jefferson: why?

Alexander Hamilton: it’s spiritually and ethically healing.

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James Madison: I’m neither a top or bottom.

James Madison: I’m a buffoon.

James Madison: Where are my buffoons at?

Dolly Madison:

James Monroe:

Thomas Jefferson:

Thomas Jefferson: I can be both!!

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“Sometimes an ex will come back into your life to test how stupid you are.”

—John Laurens

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Theodosia Bartow Prevost: Heeeeeey Aaron, wanna get married?

Aaron Burr: That’s...uh...a little forward.

Theodosia Bartow Prevost: ...Alexander, Angelica and Lafayette really want to plan a wedding.

Aaron Burr: *terrified of disappointing Angelica* Ok..

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“Started from the bottom, now I’m only ten percent away from hell.”

—Alexander Hamilton, at age fifteen

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John Laurens: I wish there was an easier way of dealing with Lee.

Lafayette: There is, but we are far too pretty to be in jail of all places, mon ami.

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Hercules Mulligan: Why does your sign say: ‘Idiot proof’?

Aaron Burr, in a turtleneck: Have you ever seen an idiot using my product correctly?

Hercules Mulligan: ...

Hercules Mulligan: That’s fair, I’ll allow it.

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Peggy Schuyler: You’re like a sister to me.

Angelica Schuyler: Peggy, I am your sister.

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Eliza: Repeat after me; Je m’appelle Philip.

Philip: Jay my apple Philip, poo.

Eliza:

Eliza: Alright, let’s try that again.

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Anti-Vaxer: Vaccines give you the disease! They make everything worse!

George Washington: *was permanently scarred from small pox, both mentally and physically* Is my story a joke to you??? Is it???

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Eliza: Everyone always thinks of me as the “sweet” one, you know who could never do any harm.

Eliza: *smirks* They always get it half-right. But they’re always wrong of which Schuyler sister not to mess with.

Maria:

Maria: *slow claps in awe*

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