#source: criticalrole incorrectquotes

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Harlan: I don’t know man. Does she make your heart beat faster?

Everett: I have anxiety, dude. Everything makes my heart beat faster. 

(source)

#wolf pack #harlan briggs #tyler lawrence gray #everett lang #armani jackson #source: criticalrole incorrectquotes

[fjb-blurbs]

Random Kunoichi at a bar: *sits down next to Minato*

Minato: *scoots away*

Kunoichi: hey now, I don’t bite handsome-

Kushina: *slams hands down on table* I FUCKING DO-

#source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes #naruto incorrect quotes #the Kunoichi had nightmares for weeks #starring Kushina looking feral with her long fiery hair floating around #uzumaki kushina #namikaze minato #team minato edition #possibly canon #naruto blurb #shippy #minakushi

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Peni: Where's my stress ball?

Noir: The heck is a stress ball?

Peni: There it is.

Noir: What-

Peni, hugs Noir: When we cuddle, I don't feel as stressed.

Noir: oh

#Incorrect Spiderverse #incorrect quotes #Peni Parker #Spider-Man Noir #Noir #source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes #Marvel

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Jayce: I simultaneously hate myself and think I’m the greatest, smartest, sexiest person alive.

Jayce: The whiplash is incredible.

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #league of legends jayce #jayce talis #league of legends #riot games #source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes

[valorrant]

Brimstone, holding an empty cookie jar: How many did you eat roughly?

Raze: None!

Brimstone: Then where did they go?

Raze: I ate them gently.

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[incorrectcollectiveassrpgs]

Drevyn: [lighting romantic candles and spreading rose petals on the bed]

Blair: Oh, what spell are we doing?

#source: tumblr #source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes #drevyn #blair

[houndsofcorduff]

Boru: I'm done being careful Hayes: You think you were being careful so far?

#hounds incorrect quotes #my ocs #oc: boru #oc: hayes #source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes #queue

[thebulletinhamilton-quotes]

Eliza Schuyler: You shouldn’t be using a straw.

Alexander Hamilton: Yeah yeah, it’s bad for the environment, whatever.

George Washington: No, it’s just a weird way to eat lasagna.

#hamilton #hamilton the musical #hamilton the american musical #incorrect quotes #incorrect hamilton quotes #hamilton fandom #unofficial quotes #alexander hamilton #eliza schuyler #george washington #george washingdad #hamilton the revolution #source: criticalrole incorrectquotes #source: tumblr

[kizzys]

Bruce: Thor, you're bleeding!

Thor: Oh, that explains it.

Bruce: Explains what?

Thor: The stabbing pain in my side.

#bruce banner #thor odinson #hulk #thorbruce #mcu #marvel #avengers #revengers #incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #source: criticalrole incorrectquotes

[petitprincess1]

Alastor: I know we don’t get along with each other, but I got you a bath bomb for your birthday. So, whenever you’re feeling stressed, just fill your bathtub with water and drop this in. I guarantee all your worries will be over.

Angel Dust: *opens up the bag* ....Al, this is a toaster.

#source: criticalrole incorrectquotes #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel alastor #angel dust x alastor #angel dust #alastor #alastor x angel dust #radiodust #chat post

[the10dollarfoundingfather]

Hamilton: If i ever get murdered just know i talked shit until the bitter end

#source: criticalrole incorrectquotes #incorrect hamilton quotes #incorrect quotes #hamilton #alexander hamilton

[fjb-blurbs]

[On a mission]

Shizune: I just remembered, I have a bottle of chloroform in my pack. 

Sakura, grabbing the bottle: great! we can use this to knock out the guard.

Sakura: *whacks the guard on the back of the head with the bottle*

Sakura, beaming: it worked!

(x)

#source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes #naruto incorrect quotes #not pictured: #shizune's aggravated sigh #sakura: 😇 #haruno sakura #kato shizune #konoha med school #naruto blurb

[noneofurbusinez]

Lipton: *at starbucks* could i please get a venti vanilla latte with seven espresso shots?

luz: *in line behind him* jesus christ, just do cocaine.

#stressed mama lip #band of brothers #bob #band of brothers shitpost #band of brothers incorrect quotes #source: criticalrole incorrectquotes

[sariahsue]

Alya: Sibling relationships are weird.

Alya: Like, I’d give Nora a kidney, but she is not borrowing my charger.

#ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #source: criticalrole incorrectquotes

[valorrant]

Jett: I haven't eaten anything since eleven, I am starving.

Raze: Woah... and how old are you now??

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[statistically-unlikely-heavymain]

Pyro: I’ve taken a controversial new pill that accelerates my brain.

Engineer: So you're smart now?

Pyro: I'm stupid faster.

#tf2 #tf2 engineer #tf2 pyro #incorrect quotes #source: criticalrole incorrectquotes