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John Laurens: I propose a luxury tax!

Lafayette: I propose freeing the slaves!

Alexander Hamilton: I propose a national bank!

Hercules Mulligan: ...

Hercules Milligan: Free clothes?

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The real reason Peggy wasn’t in Act II

Alexander Hamilton: Peggy! We almost forgot about you but—Peggy? Why are you staring at the wall?

Peggy Schuyler: *slowly turns*

Alex: ...

Alex: THE ZOMBIE VIRUS HAS SPREAD I REPEAT—

Technically it’s from @thebulletinhamilton-quotes (your blog got me inspired to be apart of it so as a thank you here is a taste of my zombie au, *bows* if it is terrible I will not be upset if you delete it)

(This is incredible, I could never delete it!)

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John Laurens, upon arriving to Heaven: I would like to speak with the owner, please.

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Alexander Hamilton: *screams*

Thomas Jefferson: *screams louder to establish dominance*

James Madison: Should we do something?

George Washington: No, I want to see who wins this.

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“You’re what we in the scientific community Call a ‘lil bitch’.”

- John Laurens to Charles Lee

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Phillip Hamilton: Waffles are Just pancakes but with abs.

Theodosia Burr: How does your brain work like that?

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Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton: *loudly bickering amongst each other*

George Washington: How did four of you end up in my house at two am in the morning?!!

Aaron Burr: We need a mediator!

George Washington: How about you four compromise?!? For once!?

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George Washington: So, whats it like living with Aaron?

Alexander Hamilton: Well, this morning I asked him for a glass of water while he’s still pissed at me and he brought in a glass full of ice and said “wait for it.”

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Alexander Hamilton: *throws ball to John Laurens*

Alexander Hamilton: Okay now throw it back

John Laurens: *throws it back*

Alexander Hamilton: I MEANT THE BALL

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Aaron Burr: Didn’t you die?

Alexander Hamilton: Plans changed.

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“Sometimes an ex will come back into your life to test how stupid you are.”

—John Laurens

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John Laurens: Last night, he finally got my little hint.

*last night*

Alexander Hamilton: What exactly do you want?

John Laurens: YOU!

John Laurens: I WANT YOU!

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Alexander Hamilton: How do I look?

Aaron Burr: Awful, small and mean.

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Peggy Schuyler: If two brains are better than one, then I choose Eliza and Angelica’s brains to be my main source of intellectual.

Aaron Burr: What about your brain? That’s three brains, Peggy.

Peggy Schuyler: Excuse me but sisters come with a six pack not a two for one.

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Alexander Hamilton: I only feel one emotion that is anger

Eliza Schuyler: Last night you drunk texted me and John a thousand egg plant emojis

Alexander Hamilton: out of anger

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“I have calculated our odds of survival, and have decided not to share the data.”

- James Madison, at any point

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