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professor-doc-emeritus · 3 years

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My thoughts on each jojo part

this seemed like fun, so i decided to do it. note that I read most of jojo rather than watched it, so this is about the manga. Spoilers throughout

part 1:

BEST

introduces dio, my favorite villain in all of fiction

for as much as people dog it for being the “worst part,” or for being easily skippable, I actually think it works as the perfect introduction to the series

easily the most accessible part, with straightforward powers, characters, plot structure, etc.

that being said, also easily the sloppiest art. araki’s trademark style manages to shine through, but for the most part it comes off as a weaker fist of the north start visually

There’s so much of this part that’s just never revisited after the series moved into the modern day, like the gothic horror tropes or historical fiction elements. It makes it feel unique and fresh to this day

Johnathan’s death still makes me sad :(

part 2:

the funniest part

I fell in love with jojo when he pulled a motherfucking tommy gun on a century old martial arts vampire master

managed to develop the ideas and themes of part 1 while still having its own identity and ideas to present, a tricky thing to do

incredibly fast paced, almost to a detriment. there’s a reason 1 & 2 just got one season of the anime total while every other part got at least 2

The art gets cleaner, and much more in line with what people think of when they think “jojo style,” though you still see some sloppy panels here and there.

One of the very few parts with a no-holds-barred happy ending, which is nice

while villains were more visually distinct, they were much weaker personalities. Esidisi has one of the most memorable moments in the entire series, but other than that they’re just stock bad guys. no crazy philosophical ramblings or surreal powers

you can also tell that araki was coming up on the limit of unique stuff he could think of for hamon to do, though its a shame he never properly revisited it i can see why he moved away from it

part 3:

I C O N I C

my favorite part in terms of the artstyle. all of the crazy poses and exaggerated musculature, but far cleaner linework and more consistently on model than what came before it

the character designs for this parts villains are super underrated, people of all shapes sizes and colors come out to throw hands with the stardust crusaders

while jotaro can be kind of a wet blanket at times, polnareff more than makes up for it in raw charisma and charm

Joseph returned, which was AWESOME

DIO is at his most iconic and menacing in this part

though the stand abilities are basic to the point of not aging well compared to what was to come, the visual designs remain unrivaled imo, star platinum and the gang are all gorgeous

the structure of the roadtrip is so genius, since it helps avoid blatant power escalation while still having a strong sense of progression

so many iconic fights. the darbys. steely dan. enyaba. hol horse. oingo boingo. friggin Dio’s world. I still reread that fight every year or so, its so fucking good

definitely the most pure shonen part, just cool fight after cool fight

all of that being said, the sheer scope of the part works against it. for every memorable and awesome villain fight, theres at least two that literally everyone forgets

the main cast also suffers from being underdeveloped. kakyoin gets like 2 cool fights and is a bit player for the rest of the part, joseph is massively underutilized, and avdol’s storyline is just a clusterfuck

This part suffers in simultaneously having the least creative stand powers, but also the least consistent. You can tell araki was still working to flesh out and establish what a stand was during this. Ideas like stands shapeshifting and telepathy are used multiple times, even up to the end, but are never seen outside of this part. But the actual listed abilities of everyone rarely get any more abstract that “fog manipulation.” The part is definitely more than punch ghosts, but it a’int much more

Star platinums true stand power is “plot convenience,” and a lot of this is directly tied into araki’s very fast and loose understanding of what a stand is in this part

Joseph resurrecting at the end was bullshit and you all know it

part 4:

BEST BOY

The slice of life structure once again helps mitigate the power creep, and the more lighthearted vibe makes the less urgent plot progression more palatable

Extremely charming main cast, everyone is used well and has a strong personality, imo araki hasnt gotten in this right before or since. Literally the only wish I had was okuyasu getting a fight where he just gets to fucking body someone

This part has a far firmer grasp on what exactly a stand is, and therefore can subvert it better. You don’t have characters suddenly having powers that they never use again, but you do have stands like harvest that flip the idea of what a stand can be on its head

On top of that, the idea of stand users gets subverted here as well. Sure you have the stereotypical goons like red hot chili peppers, but you also have teenage girls and italian chefs presenting unique problems to get out of. You get a real sense of what every day life is like with stand users around, and it brings the city of morioh to life in such a wonderful and interesting way

The ending is sometimes seen as anticlimactic, but I personally love it, it feels like the city of morioh itself is rejecting kira.

That being said, this part probably has the weakest throughline of the series. Its worryingly easy to forget that the whole reason jotaro is here is because there’s an actual serial killer on the loose

Kira comes into his own as a great villain later on, but to me he fails to provide that urgent sense of threat that every other jojo villain has. He’s not really scary until the milisecond he gets cornered, and while that fits with his personality and the parts tone, it undermines the tension that he’s meant to bring

josuke never got to come back for another part despite araki saying he was his favorite jojo and im still sad

part 5:

S T R E S S F U L

seriously, such a dark part after the relatively lighthearted part 4

the pace is insane, a high strung crescendo of tension and action

the first part not to feature a previous cast member in its main cast, an interesting and bold choice that would end up sticking for better and for worse

that being said, POLNAREFF CAME BACK ASDOFHALWEFJNASDKLNVAK

Lovable cast, my biggest complaint is how little time we got with a lot of them. they fade out just as fast as they grow on you

while part 3 was my favorite iteration of araki’s classic style, this is my favorite iteration of this second style he developed, featuring longer limbs and (slightly) less exaggerated musculature of characters

the. best. stand fights. high octaine, tense, creative, brilliant, subversive, surreal, but still straightforward enough to be easy to follow along.

a lot of the stand powers here are intentionally underpowered, which makes for more creative combat and compelling conflict

we see a return to a “road trip” style structure. In fact this part can largely be read as araki re-attempting SDC with a new art style and better grasp of storytelling: large but ever shrinking cast, a shadowy villain cloacked in mystery who manipulates time and sends hired stand users out to combat the heroes, a protagonist slightly detached from his journey as he develops his powers, only truly taking the mantle of leadership when its thrust upon him

That being said, for all the strengths it borrows from SDC, it also inherits its weaknesses.

Giorno has the worst case of the “plot convenience” stand power in the entire series, including a borderline literal deus ex machina at the end. And remember, this is still taking into account Jotaro “start finger” kujo

Diavolo is just a knockoff shadow dio that’s less intimidating, more overpowered, less interesting, more confusing, and overall just a weaker villain

While the individual fights themselves are far more creative and cool, the characters behind those fights are even less memorable than SDC. The anime basically just aired, so its fresh in everyones minds, but a year or two from now try and name like 5 villains and I guarantee you’ll fail.part of that is tied into their more nuanced characterization sticking out less than the more reductive but loud SDC villains, and since the part is much shorter it doesn’t matter as much, but when i was catching the odd episode of the anime i was surprised at how i’d remember the fights themselves but almost nothing about the actual villains involved

this part is the start of stand powers getting too abstract for their own good. sticky figners seems simple enough at first but the brass taxes of what it actually does are convoluted, giornos stand ability is just whatever araki needs it to be to get himself out of the corner he’s written himself into, and of course the absolutely iconic “it just works.” overall everything is still readable, but especially when diavolo stars making moves there are a lot of fights where its easy to get lost.

if you ever wonder why people ship giorno and mista it’s because they’re the only characters that actually survive this part

part 6:

I hated this series at first but it grew on me over time. to reflect that, I’ll start with it’s weaknesses and build up to what i liked

the worst araki’s art has ever been. I hated this look. everyone was a whisp of what they should be, the limbs that were originally aesthetically long became just gangly and gross, and everyone’s face looked so bad

Some of the most boring stand fights in the series. I struggle to recall more than 3 before the green baby arc, and i can barely remember any characters in them

while it started in part 5, this part is the apex of indecipherable stand fights. There were so many fights where i just gave up trying to understand what i was looking at or what was going on and just skimmed through them

There’s an entire arc about fighting the children of dio who are being compelled to come to florida for plot reasons, and giorno doesn’t show up. he’s friggin name dropped in the notes for the chapter and he just. doesn’t show up. infuriating.

pucci kiiiiiiiiiiiiinda sucks. Personality wise he doesn’t really amount to anything more than being horny for dio, and his normal stand abilities aren’t really that interesting. While in theory Whitesnake should have the most interesting stand fights, since he can use literally any ability, in practice he rarely elevates beyond a punch ghost. His design is cool, and once the green baby comes into the picture his fights are a lot cooler, but for the most part he’s just. lame.

the worst supporting cast to date. Every is either annoying, boring, or annoying and boring. Everyone just kind of exists and doesn't do anything until it’s ‘their’ fight, where araki hurriedly dumps their backstory to try and make you give a shit about them, before moving on to the next thing

in exchange for that though, we get one of the most nuanced and well developed main characters in the series in Jolene. Her arc makes this part worth reading, despite the faults

while it takes time to build up to it, this part has some of the coolest and most surreal stand fights in the entire series. I’ve menitoned it several times before, but the green baby appearing is the turning point of the entire part for me. Suddenly the stakes are elevated, the stand fights are the most creative and fascinating in the series, and since there are very few character deaths the climax feels like a genuine war, with everyone trying to stop the ending from happening.

the ending is disapointing and heartbreaking in some ways, incredibly poignant and beautiful in others. a real mixed bag, but an ultimately fitting end to this arc of araki’s work

part 7:

you know how I said part 1 was best? I lied, the remake of part 1 is the best

Utterly gorgeous art. Legitimately a lot of this manga looks like a renaissance painting. The composition and lining are on another level.

Another chance for araki to reset the pwoerscaling of the series, most of the stand abilities we see in this are actually incredibly simple. Part of this is due to having to share plot space with spin and the corpse parts, but the result is far tighter and easier to follow battles compared to part 6

the pacing is immaculate. There’s a clearly defined goal that each chapter works to progress, thigns move fast when they need to and linger when the need to

narrowing the cast down to essentially johhny and Gyro, with a few rotating side characters, really fleshes the two of them out. johhny is my favorite jojo by far. he’s a terrible person, but you can’t help but empathize with him and learn to love him and root for him. Gyro is arguably the main character, with a compelling central conflict and tragic flaw that make him one of the best characters in the entire franchise

brilliant stand fights, be it clever usage of simple stands or surrealist duels using calculus to overcome the multiverse, genuenly indispensible shonen.

part 8:

It’s hard to judge this one since it’s still not complete, and I’m not even caught up yet. I think a lot of my opinions on it are gonna come down to if araki sticks the landing

a suuuuuuuuuuper slow pace. compared to SBR, with it’s clear goals and steady progression, this is really miandering and at times random. It’s meant to resemble the pace of 4, but that came out weekly and this comes out monthly.

The lack of an established main villain for most of its run hurts the tension if the part, and makes things seem less purposeful.

The side characters are all interesting, but they leave almost as soon as we meet them, it makes it hard to get attached to them.

Art is still fantastic

Lots of fun fights and creative stand powers for sure, nothing mind blowing but still excellent

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kate-read-that · 4 years

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Everyone knows there's two groups in Scott's town: bikers and players. On one hand, bikers are a mess to be around: always looking for trouble, making noise, partying all over the city.... a mess. Th issue is, most have good grades and know enough about machines and motors and such to give classes to the mechanics from town.

On the other hand, players are nice looking, kind hearted, smart boys that never make a fuss and are always there to help the community however they can. Most are football players, runners and basketball players or all of those at the same time. They're a charm to be around, if you're lucky enough to get in their circle.

"Welcome to Pop's, please sit wherever, its early yet" says Peter to his friends, careful to keep equilibrium on his rollers.

"Thanks Mr, we'll take the same table we usually do" Steve laughs and goes sit at their usual table with the rest.

Serving the table next to them, pretty blond looks at Peter with adoration.

"Is Claire still trying to get you to ask her out, Peter" MJ asks, fully knowing the answer already. Peter whines.

"I've tried to discourage her in a million ways! I'm bi, but I'm not interested in her, I dont know why she doesnt get it!"

"Man shes hot and funny, what is there not to be interested about?" Sam asks, one broe arched in disbelief.

"If you like her, ask her out! That'll get her off me" Peter begs while writing down their orders, even thought theres no need.

They always order the same food and wait until Peter finishes his turn to go so something around the city, and tonight's no exception, until new company arrives.

The door opens to Tony S., major douchebag of the city, and his friends, the major dumbasses, Nat, Clint and Bucky B. Peter's friends instantly look awkward and pissed, and the other persons in the diner look at Tony's and his friends with dread. Who know what they might be up to. The fact that they cant be thrown off high school because his amazing grades pisses off a lot of people.

Peter swallows and calms himself. He hopes Tony wont cause problems in the diner, because that's the last thing he needs and tmhe really doesnt want to kick anyone out. Besides, he isn't sure how he would kick them out if he had to.

Despite his nervousness, he rolls to them and smiles politely: " Welcome to Pop's, please sit wherever, today is not as full"

"What about you sit on my lap, darling?" Tony claimed he was bi a long time ago; more than claimed, he was caught having sex with some guy under the major's statue. Peter counts to five so he doesnt reply to that.

"Choose whatever table you want, I'll go serve you right now" he then turns around to give the cooker his friends orders, hoping he doesnt look too startled.

Tony usually mocks them in high school, and they mock right back, but he has never said anything sexual to him. It's strange, thinking of him that way, like someone you can have sex with. Peter shakes his head and rolls back to Tony's table.

Nat and Clint are too busy signaling at each other to notice he's there, and Bucky is checking something on the other side of the diner. Peter is too shy to say something when no one is paying attention, so he waits until Tony tells his friends to shut up and order already because they're making Parker loose his time.

Peter looks at him surprised, but smiles and starts taking notes. Clint has a little bit problem to order, because his deaf and his parents couldnt teach him to talk until he got in school, but he manages. Peter likes Clint, he's nice and seems a good person, but he doesnt understand why he mixes with the rest.

Nat is adopted and she's always in trouble for this thing or the other, she's always quiet but when she talks is like she's always trying to test you, somehow. Bruce had to give her math classes for a while and he said she's actually not that bad, but she still scares Peter.

Buckys parents are cool, they let him leave alone, which sounds incredible, but hes always argues with teachers and missing class, and hes always inappropriate and rude to people.

And Tony's parents are as rich as it gets, but they like to live away from big cities so they're here until tony graduates. Peter doesn't know much about them, except that they no longer pick Tony up when he gets arrested so one of the members of their staff does it. His uncle Sam is a cop, and he says theres nothing sadder than parents that dont care about his son enough to get mad at him.

So Peter tries to be kind to them, but it's so hard when all they do is mock him and his friends. Besides, Tony always has the expression, like he's to good for everyone else! It drives Peter mad.

"I'm going to have the Burguer 6, with chips and a piece of that ass" Tony pretends to read seriously from the menu, but his friends dont laugh. Peter's tired of the jokes, but he needs the job and Tony is not going to ruin this for him.

"Sure thing, dude, maybe when hell freezes. What else?" The others do laugh this time, to Peter's confusion, and order their meals.

.....

"Dude he absolutely hates you" Bucky seems to find this hilarious, even though hes Tony's best friend and he should support him, dammit!

"Of course he had to wear shorts, not like I could keep my mind straight or something" Tony moans, watching Peter roll away like the cute doll he is.

"You're like an animal dude" Clint says, little sloppy but understandable.

"Pathetic" Adds Nat, as if Tony needed confirmation of the screw up.

"And besides, since when is your mind straight?" Bucky laughs at his own joke, like the idiot he is, Tony thinks, while checking the other side of the diner again.

"At least I dont stalk Rogers from here like some kind of pervert" Tony smiles wide at Bucky's affronted face, blushing and frowning. "Whatever".

"Dude, just tell him you're into him and ask him on a date, this suave shit is not your style" Clint signs, too tired to try and talk. Tony signs back "Suave is totally think you jerk!"

"Not when you care" Nat interrupts as direct as always, looking seriously at him. "Food here is good but if you did yourself a favor and went straight to it we wouldnt have to come here and hear you whine"

"Straight?" Bucky chimes again, entertained. Nat hits him in the back of the head "Idiot."

"I will, alright? I will"

Rught then, Peter comes back with their drinks and Tony leans back.

"I dont know what I like the most, you coming to me in those cute rolls or you going away in that killer short"

All his friends look at him exasperated, and Tony cant believe he actually said that to Peter. Hes never going to get a date with his cheesy fucking lines.

But Peter laughs. Not a big laugh, okay, but a short, cute one that he tries to hide.

"Maybe youd like me better without both, huh Tony?" He leans towards Tony a little, his hand on Tony's shoulder for a second.

Hes gone just as fast as he came, leaving the whole table shocked.

Tony knows he should close his mouth, but he cant believe Peter Parker just legit flirted back at him. What the hell? He needs a cold shower right now, and his friends need to stop looking at him.

"Did you pay him to say that or something" Tony knows Bucky is trying to be funny, but truth is he cant explain that act either, and when he looks at Nat and Clint for help, they're just staring at him like a third head just grew out.

...

Peter is hyperventilating.

"I cant believe I flirted back. What the hell is wrong with me?" His friends are looking at him like he just told them he likes to dance hula naked in december, and Peter cant blame them

"Huh, maybe the fact that you've had the hots for him for years?"MJs voice cuts the air. Peter looks at her in disbelief.

"I have not! He's arrogant and careless and despective and rude and..."

"And hot and intelligent and funny, in your opinion" MJ adds, smiling "I've seen you laugh at his jokes when you think no one is watching, and you cant deny hes hot and smary"

"Maybe you should date him"

"Dont be ridiculous, I'm leaning to girls in this period of my life. And he's into you, not me"

Peter couldnt believe MJ. He did not have the hots for Tony, and Tomy was not funny, not all the time anyway, and Tony Stark was not into Peter in any way, shape or form.

And yet he had felt so good flirting with him. Seeing his amazement when Peter had answered. For once, Tony was not in control of everything and playing his jokes, he was shocked.

And Peter did that to him.

So Peter decided, what the hell, let's try this out. If he ends up being an asshole, my friends will kick his ass for me.

"If you like him, go ahead, but he looks like too much trouble for me" Steve said, looking worried. He and Bucky had been childhood friends, but they bad separated later in life and Steve didn't like to be close to him or his friends, Tony included.

"Yeah, and if he's a jerk to you well talk to him" Sam smiled threatingly, clapping his hands.

"Nat is really nice to be around when you meet her" added a blushing Bruce, who had been crushing on the ginger since they met but was way too shy to say or do anything.

Peter kept working until he had to deliver Tony's food. He tried not to show he was nervous and he definitely didnt check his ass before going out the kitchen with the food.

"Number 6,8,12, and 3 for you guys, with chips for everyone and a piece of ass for Anthony" he looked at Tony intently, trying to guess his reaction. For a second Stark just stranded there, shocked, until he slapped Peter's ass so strongly all the diner turned around. Or maybe it was because Peter had let out the loudest moan a boy his size could produce.

Peter thought he was going to kill himself. What was that?? One thing is flirting,but that? He was so losing his job. Trying to keep as much dignity as he could, he said "That's more than a piece, and it hurt, you idiot" and he turned around and left, head high and eyes burning from shame.

....

Tony was going to kill himself.

"Dude, what the fuck? He was kidding you dumbass" Bucky, again, was laughing at him. Although this time Tony couldnt blame him, fuck it. What the hell was that?? It's not like Peter's bubble butt didnt deserve one or two good slaps, but Peter worked there!

On the other hand, how could have Tomy anticipated that Peter was going to react like that? That moan could have brought people from the death, nd it certainly brought some of Tony's parts as well.

"It seemed like he liked it" Nat said, like she was reading Tony's mind. She was trying to keep herself from laughing, while Clint signaled that he was scarred for life.

Tont got up without knowing what he was doing. People weren't looking directly anymore, but he knew they were still totally focused on his movements. He got in the staff room without problems. Apparently Claire was too shocked to say nothing about it.

As soon as he got in he saw Peter, sitting in a corner, head buried on his lap.

"Dude what the hell? Are you alright?" Tony rushed to him scared. Peter just laughed.

"You're kidding? I'm si getting fired after that. What the fuck, man? In which world is that an appropriate way of flirting?"

"So we were flirting?" Tony wanted to confirm, and he realized now he sounded like an ass.

"Oh my god you slapped my ass but you dodnt know we were flirting? Dude! You're all class arent you?" Peter frowned at him.

"Didnt seem like you cared" Tomy knew he was being a dick, but he couldnt help it when Peter was right there, all long legs and blushed and nervous and biting his goddamn lip making it even redder than usual. If possible, Peter got even more red. "I liked that a lot, but that doesnt mean you can do it in my job, you idiot"

"What about my place? When you finish here?" Tony knew he was going to be totally rejected after that but he had to try, right?

"Ah, no, I'm not letting you win after that. You're taking me on a date first, and if you behave I'll let you take me to your place and well see what happens" Peter said, knowing full well he was going to be ditched.

"Deal"

"Wait, you sirious?" Peter opened his eyes in disbelief.

"What, you're not?" Tony arched his brow.

"I am, I am. Okay, deal"

"Can I ask you something, before I leave?"

"What?"

"Would you wear those shorts to our date?"

#starker #tony stark #peter parker #diner au #biker!tony #waiter!peter #not my best work #not my best writing #but #not the worst #long scene #fanfic #kinda #i guess #fanfiction #be kind lol

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crushingonrazz · 6 years

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Drunk

On Discord today, @itsladykit @ollie-oxen-free @queenofbiscuits and I came up with some headcanons for what kind of drunks the skeletons would be? And I thought you guys would enjoy hearing these headcanons

Ollie fell and papyrus are sober drunks. they seem fine until you realize that theyre in the double digits with shots and they just go silent and then black the fuck out. red is the drunk thats randomly appearing and disappearing through the night. hes there, then gone for an hour, and when he comes back hes missing a shoe and is drunker than when he left. blue is an angry drunk. stretch took one of his m&ms one time while he was drunk and blue broke the bottle on the end on the table and threatened him. he punched a mirror because he thought razz had taken his bandana, but it was just his reflection. the embodiment of chaos. stretch and sans are the frat boy drunks. theyre making dick jokes and flirting with everything that moves. or everything that doesnt. sans insists that he saw stretch making out with a tree, but he was just as drunk so no one really knows. razz is actually a very nice drunk? everyone is surprised. he spends most of his time taking quizzes onlnie to find out what kind of dog he is. gets angry every time hes not a dalmation. slim is an emotional and self-loathing drunk. he doesnt drink for enjoyment, he drinks if theres nothing else that will help him black out so he doesnt have to remember. hes impulsive in all the wrong ways while drunk and tends to edge more on the "hurting myself but i dont really give a fuck" way. slim doesnt really drink

Crush Blue is the type of drunk that if you don't watch him like a hawk he'll be dancing on tables. He'll be dancing well, damn him, but he probably shouldn't be whipping his clothes off in the middle of the bar. Razz is the drunk that dances for a while but then as soon as theres a drink in his hand he plants his ass in a chair and does not get out of the chair until he either passes out or goes home because if he gets up he will Fall Over and if he falls over he will Cry. Sans is a weepy-ass drunk, he has like one beer and he's sobbing into a stranger's shoulder about how he doesn't even like alcohol anyway. Red is a hot drunk, and by hot i mean temperature, hes always standing in a cool corner and fanning himself and he always looks like he's on the verge of passing out, but then he also screams WOOOO! a lot? Probably to make up for the fact that he's kinda dead inside lmao. Papyrus doesn't drink often, but when he does, it's classy af, he sits with his legs crossed and he just kind of watches everyone disapprovingly and pulls Blue off of tables and such. Slim is an angry drunk at first, like picking fights and kicking ass and stuff, but as he gets drunker and drunker he gets to be more of a sad clown. He tells awful fucking jokes then cries when you don't laugh. "I never should have dropped out of college to pursue comedy" "that literally never happened" "leave me alone mom you'll never understand" but like it's not even mom its just Papyrus. Fell thinks he's a classy drunk but he's definitely not, he's a bad flirting kind of drunk that laughs really loudly and thinks "I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER" is a good pickup line and is like legitimately surprised when it doesn't work. When people point out that he's married he's like "I know, it was stretch that I asked!". Stretch is also a flirty drunk but he's more like his brother, halfway convinced he's a stripper. Fell is not a fan of drunk Stretch unless he's also drunk. It's not because he minds the flirting, it's because he fucking always gets thrown up on, what the fuck stretch, i told you not to eat first.

Fresh I feel like Slim and Razz would have the highest tolerance just in general, mostly because the alcohol in Swapfell is a bit stronger than anywhere else. The person with the lowest tolerance is actually Stretch, this boi just can't do much after a drink or two. If they've been drinking for a while, Papyrus will usually be the first to bed. Getting drunk always makes him sleepy, so once he's had a few he's going straight to bed. Red and Sans are almost always getting into some stupid arguments about science or time theory or having an arm wrestling match, even though Fell almost always breaks it up. Fell will usually go quiet and contemplative, which for the most part isn't a great thing? Sometimes he'll break down and start crying and leave before anyone can see him (either Red or Papyrus, if he's still up, will go and check on him). Blue is quiet for the most part (he drinks more than the average person anyways), but he'll also want to try that strangely colored drink with all the different colors because it looks like that multi-colored sand you can buy on tv. Sometimes you can hear him mumbling about science stuff that Sans and Red are arguing about, but he'll never jump in on the conversation. Stretch is a party-er. He wants to dance, he wants to sing, he wants anyone within reach to know how cool his brother is. Razz and Slim almost never get actually drunk around the same time that these idiots do, so they usually just hang around whoever is the least amount drunk and try to get at least buzzed before everyone else is ready to go home. Razz doesn't actually enjoy drinking all that much and only goes with them because they essentially strong armed him into doing it.

Kit Blue is a happy, bubbly, and overall very flirtatious drunk. He’s actually quite charming and confident. Stretch is a sloppy drunk. He thinks he’s being suave, but he isn’t, and he gets very handsy. He tends to hop into whatever bed is available, too. Edge gets cuddly. He’s otherwise pretty normal and reserved, but he allows a lot more physical contact. Red is mellow and sleepy. He’s kinda maudlin when he’s not smiling like an idiot. Doesn’t talk so much unless you motivate him. Papyrus is super energetic. He talks even louder than usual and he gets distracted very easily. Sans gets kinda clingy and he laughs a lot at his own jokes. And...his jokes are depressing rather than funny. Slim giggles like a schoolgirl, though he tries to muffle himself. Still doesn’t talk though. Razz doesn’t like to get drunk, because he’s more emotional. Anger and sadness particularly are just right on the surface. It’s like he’s just a bundle of raw nerves. Stretch, Red, and Sans will all band together for various pranks snd idiocy too.

#undertale #underfell #underswap #swapfell #headcanons #alcohol use

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