#theyre silly your honour……

[spitinsideme]

WOAH POMNI !!!! what is she doing to ragatba in such a scandalous position .... so homoerotic

im sure ragatha will definitely let her know how it feels ... seems like those magazines really gave her a few good pointers

#tadc fanart #tadc #the amazing digital circus #pomni fanart #tadc pomni #the amazing digital circus pomni #pomni #ragatha fanart #tadc ragatha #ragatha #the amazing digital circus ragatha #pomni x ragatha #jesterdoll #buttonblossom #ragapom #theyre just silly gays your honour !!! #they cant help that they want to get laid

[littlegreekhero]

#theyre sillies your honour #sorry for shitty art i did this in class #firm believer that this is how they act when they dont beat each other to death #timlon #timlonnie #lonnie machin #tim drake #(i realized too late that i drew lonnie too short but uhhh #im not the one who puts an extra head in my costume to look taller) #might delete later

[mourningliliesmorningglories]

You (don’t) know how it feels

A Rosekiller 4/20 microfic

Evan was mesmerised by Barty’s lips, the way they wrapped around the tip of the fresh roll, plump and glistening pink. Even through the slightly hazy room, his eyes were trained on that one point of contact, partly because he knew exactly how those lips felt, partly because a bit of green always set Evan on edge.

Contrary to popular belief, a little smoke set his hypersensitivity through the roof. Barty, however, was the picture perfect example of a heavenly bliss, head tilted back, nestled into the soft couch cushions. His whole neck was bared, on display actually, with several bruises all in various states of healing. Evan knew that if lent over and wrapped his hand around that throat, his fingers would line up with those fresh splotches of purple perfectly.

“You know, if you’ve lost something, you’re welcome to come find it.” Barty’s voice was rough around the edges and just a little bit airy. A smirk was spreading along his lips. Barty loved to catch Evan out. It was a little game they played. Barty would see how far he could push the limit, and Evan would see how long he could ignore it. Right now, Evan was losing. Big time.

Barty took another drag and Evan was mesmerised. He wished he knew how the inside of Barty lungs felt, he felt jealous of the smoke. There were few things in life that could touch Barty in a way Evan couldn’t. His lips were damp from the joint and Evan envied the wetness. He also knew exactly what lay between Barty’s jaws. He knew his tongue was thick with loyalty. He knew his dog would only bite when asked.

Barty shifted on the sofa so he could now straddle his boyfriend, always gentle on the down force, always conscious of the goosebumps lining Evan’s skin. Barty could go hours without touching Evan. He was raised as a solitary boy. But the second he feels the heat emanating from the blonde’s skin, he’s no better than a cat chasing the sunlight.

He noses at Evan’s collarbones, up his neck to the junction of his jaw and presses his tongue just lightly against the pressure point. Barty has always had an animalistic urge to bite down into Evan’s artery until his mouth fills up with so much blood he chokes. Evan’s skin is soft and salty and just so warm. He starts to work the skin with his teeth gently. They have time.

“Still haven’t found what I was looking for.” Barty feels Evan’s voice more than he hears it. His lower face is pressed into the oesophagus, and he feels the words rumble out of his voice box. Barty has always preferred to feel things. Teeth withdrawn, he settles back into Evan’s lap. Evan’s eyes are shining, slightly rimmed with red and the joint sits precariously between his lips.

Barty knows Evan knows all of his weak points. Yes, Barty is louder, more boisterous, draws a little bit more attention, but Evan - oh he holds the leash. A well trained dog only goes as far as his owner will let him. “C’mere.” Evan’s voice is soft and Barty loves him, so why would he say no.

He feels Evan inhale as they press chest to chest. The joint is still balanced in Evan’s fingers but his other hand comes up to grip the base of Barty’s neck. Evan guides his lips towards him even though he’s sure Barty could sculpt him out of clay in the dark.

Barty’s lips are soft as they trace over his. Evan has learned to let him be tactile, that he needs the innocent intimacy as much as the sex and violence they both indulge in. Evan’s lips are cold but Barty makes quick work of warming them up. His hand snakes up into Barty’s unruly waves and it’s only as soon as Barty feels Evan’s tongue press at the seam of his mouth, does Barty realise he needs to inhale.

Evan exhales slowly into Barty’s mouth, their eyes locked and lips sealed. They both wonder if they could stay here forever, sharing the same air, breathing with a united set of lungs. Evan’s hand traces down Barty’s back, and comes up to settle on his sternum. Bump. Bump. Bump. Evan wishes he could put his heart in Barty’s chest, wishes he could swap them around like an insurance policy on a promise. It is just a coincidence that Evan’s favourite colour on Barty is red.

#rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #420 #shotgunning #theyre so silly #harry potter #marauders #but your honour i love them #evan rosier x barty crouch jr #they love the green but by god do they love each other more

[robinmage]

sorry i cant get over lucys hand on chises shoulder

#THEYRE FRIENDS YOUR HONOUR #tho i guess at this point they have been roommates for a few months now #please i just want to see them do some silly girlie roommate shenanigans #also i love how they cleverly excluded rian from this whole event even tho hes been a relatively important character to philomelas story #because you just KNOW based on his character that he wouldve Accidentally Made Shit Worse #tamb #tamb spoilers #mny #the ancient magus bride #mahoutsukai no yome

[madscientistenthusiast]

Absolutely loved Emesis Blue, but I do think the 20 minute sex scene between Spy and Soldier was a little unnecessary

#tf2 #emesis blue #freedom fries #your honour theyre my sillies

[simmyfrobby]

What are your top 3 nhl teams with the best vibes?

ooh ok. yea. fun. love this. im going to declare all my biases upfront: im a pens, bruins & wild fan so obviously my nr 1 is:

minny

they have flower. they have kaprizov. they go on homoerotic little holidays together. they have two deweys and one foligno. their captain is pretty and everyone is short. every game is somehow embarrassing. even if they win. especially if they win. 11/10 cant lose.

nr 2: philly

i dont follow them or root for them but i will have nightmares about the dog mask every day for the rest of my life. also they made drysdale come hang out w them during the all star break and that was cute. also the conga line. hardass coach but we stay silly. 9/10 solid vibes.

nr 3: yotes

jason zucker lives there.

#bruins have the goalies ofc #but the ghost of christmas past still kinda hangs over that team and also they like to play soúper frustrating games #that go on for 4 hours and where I feel like I might die the entire time #captain rat gets + for vibes but then 2023 sadbrad hug kills it. if krejc and bergy were still on this team they'd make the top 3 #pens ofc dont make the list despite sunshine boy poj and the fact that erik brings the silly every day #theyre too much of a Serious Old Man Team #bonus points for the silliest own goal in the history of the franchise. points withdrawn for cookie injury i miss him so bad #anne carson asks why does tragedy exist #answer: because old men #because love. because brittle bones and traumatic head injuries. #last year i probably would've answered Seattle #Detroit at the beginning of this season but they um. made some poor hiring choices. rotten rancid vibes now im very sorry for your loss #Edmonton would've gotten a high score from me at the beginning of the season not because the vibes were good but because they were #without a doubt #the most miserable team in the league and i found that to be soooo interesting and fun #How Will The Oilers Lose Next #but theyre good again now so that's less exciting for me #montreal honourable mention for the short slutty guy #love him

[dreamdripdistance]

transfem rosho is so real in my heart <3 (plus another doodle i did earlier under the cut!)

reworking of her canon outfit!!!!! i do think she would still wear the exact same sweater vest + pants combo but i wanted to put her in a long skirt :)

#SORRY THEYRE SO SOS SO SO SILLIES !!! #hypnosis mic #hypnosis microphone #hypmic #rosho tsutsujimori #sasara nurude #theyre t4t your honour. #my art #actually remembered to schedule this lol

[cherrirui-official]

I FORGOT TO POST THESE HERE!!! But please take the sillies that i did a while back while i work on other art stuff!

#i think they're really silly your honour #in MY hc/au they HATE EACHOTHER but they're also BESTIES!!! #olive oil capitalist vs mud cowboy anti-capitalist GO! #clodsire pastey wont hesitate to curbstomp arboliva joe given the chance... #...but at the same time hed give them a spare cigarette and listen to them rant about stuff that's on their mind while he fishes #speaking of which: Joe smokes on occasion but only when theyre alone. They're really good at hiding the smoke smell from others. #Unlike pastey who constantly smells like cigarettes gasoline and dirt (STANKY ASS!!!!) #also when they're pokemon joe is taller than pastey but in gijinka form pastey is significantly taller that's why the heights are different #bc in the au they can switch from gijinkas to pokemon at will #sorry for info dumping abt them they just make me kick my feet in the air like a little girl they're so goofy :] #more friendlocke gijinkas soon yall dw im just doing some other art stuff for now #maybe mmmm next month ill start working on the rest we'll see #friendlocke #friendlocke violet #violet gijinka au #saltydkdan #cherris canvas #also a lot of my saltydkdan related art consists of Joe being bullied I'm so sorry Joe I'll make it up to you

[azuwure]

bfgf is my favorite yuri

#art #digital art #fnf #fnf bf #fnf gf #fnf boyfriend #fnf girlfriend #theyre so silly your honour #top 10 yuri

[redspleen]

they are up to no good your honour

(its all harry’s fault, kim is just unwillingly along for the ride)

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #disco elysium fanart #your honour theyre so silly #someone stop them before they goof too close to the sun #harrykim #de fanart #my art

[slaytthaphan]

one of my favourite moments in episode one of my beautiful man 2 is this

because it is exactly what kiyoi wants and has been begging for from hira. to not do everything for him, because he too is a person who is just going through life and in love with another human. hira doesn’t make the shrimp croquettes for kiyoi but simply because its something meaningful from his own childhood. this just gentle understated intimacy of sharing something from his past is exactly what kiyoi wants from a relationship. very beautiful to me.

#my beautiful man #utsukushii kare #utsukushii kare s2 #hirakiyoi #i love my silly goofy men #your honour theyre reaching again!

[spitinsideme]

Can we see demon!pomni and demon!ragatha playing?

of course !!!! tbey play by quite literally jist fightig each other, usually demon ragatha will chase demon pomni and demon pomni enjoys running away (ots like a strength vs speed thing) and nun pomni and nun ragatha are like cheering on for their demon to beat the others ass (and being pissy with each other)

#pomni x ragatha #buttonblossom #jesterdoll #ragapom #tadc fanart #tadc pomni #pomni #the amazing digital circus #pomni fanart #tadc ragatha #ragatha tadc #the amazing digital circus ragatha #ragatha #ragatha x pomni #pomatha #demon x nun au #demon pomni #demon ragatha #nun pomni #nun ragatha #theyre just silly your honour ! #they honesrly are idiots #they play like any other animal #beat each others ass #nun ragatha and nun pomni brongong thwor demons over for a play date

[hrtregulus]

henry: you obtuse fucking asshole

#rwrb on prime #rwrb movie #red white and royal blue #theyre so silly your honour

[abthauntedhouses]

here are seougwu and hanho finished kind-of! they’re very silly :))

#the lone necromancer #fanart #can be platonic or romantic #theyre silly your honour #seriously wishing there was more fanart for this comic though

[parkercore-69]

me offhandedly telling a friend that i’d really like to get a few of the saw dvds from cex to add to my dvd collection but being unable to due to complications with being a minor who can’t by 18s alone, to which she responded “yeah but is it really a matter of life or death??” while i sat mouth agape gawking at the audacity she had to say such a thing.

#i beg your absolute fucking pardon have ASD of damn right course its a matter of life or death?? #hey it matters to me ! #i dont fancy supporting big capitalist streaming services by giving them hard earned pound sterlings to view a measly selection of movies #i’d rather buy second hand dvds #because a) theyre so much cheaper and b) dvds are just cooler #like yeeeahh pirating is easy but wheres the authenticity?? #its good when you want to check out a new movie or just slap on something silly #but if your watching a movie you truly love you want to honour it properly (with a flimsy disk with some pictures burnt into it) #yeah but some dvds have cool start up menus and extra content #i want a dvd room when i get my own proper place #its one of the few things keeping me goinf #anyway !! #saw #sawposting #saw 2004 #adam stanheight #i just want adam stanheight on dvd who the fuck am i actually kidding

[verykoolkat]

They never leave each other's side they're deffo in love lmao

My friend suggested that I should name them aziraphale and crowley it's fuckin perfect they're the same colours and everything 😭💀

(This is so fucking stupid I'm crying it's like 1am 💀 also should I draw this lmao)

~NSFW blogs DNI~

#koolkat talks #nintendo dsi #dsi #unicorns #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #theyre unicorns your honour #this is so silly 😭😭 #zoo tycoon 2 #good omens