#things samkate made

[fairytalenames]

magic girl ✧ 100 songs ✧ 5 hours and 45 minutes

sugary sweet magical girl transformation. kpop & classic shoujo themes. featuring: cardcaptor sakura, wjsn, girls generation, lovelyz, alice, fromis_9, twice, yukika, loona, le sserafim, sailor moon, & more.

#things samkate made #playlist #this playlist is truly my life's work #kpop gg #kpop playlist

[samkat10423]

Monty Llama Ranch

In danjaley's Veronaville, she recreated the Monty Llama ranch on a 40x40 lot. I wasn't sure what to do with it, but then inspiration struck.

As I mentioned before, I downloaded an empty version of Riverview from Mod the Sims. BIG mistake. HUGE mistake! When I went into MasterController to set up family relationships, I discovered that all the old Riverview residents were listed - along with my new families. So, I went over to Nraas and read a few posts. Then I deleted the Mod the Sims town file, and reopened my game to a new Riverview. Then - with the help of MasterController - I nuked all the sims in town. Only that insane Heather Rhodes-Carpenter (or whatever her name is) was left. Brought back memories of when I played SimCity. And best part - none of the previous residents showed up in the town resident panel when I clicked on the tab to set up relationships. THANK YOU, Twallan - wherever you currently are!

After replacing all my new lots, I had the afore-mentioned Llama Ranch lot to place. When I nuked the town, the game placed all those lots that come with Ambitions. And since I didn't want a junkyard smack dab in the middle of a residential area, I nuked it and thought, "samkat, you could use that ranch as a junkyard!" But where? Then a light went on inside my tiny brain and I stuck danjaley's lot out where that crazy bunker sim lived. It was a 60x60 lot, but that was okay with me. Anyway, here it is:

Danjaley's lot was just an empty shell, with minimal landscaping. Also, it was clean, clean, clean - unlike my grungy-looking version. So, the first thing I did was grunge the place up, then placed all sorts of weeds and flowers all over the place. I also used Sandy's 'Trashes' sets from over on @aroundthesims to make the place look like a proper dump. In my town history, the other sims in town have been using the old ranch to get rid of their junk - usually in the dead of night, since they don't want to get on the bad side of the Montys.

Local homeless sims have been camping out here, to get out of the rain and cold. I used stuff from Sandy, the bed from WOE, and that medieval stove from TSR. That KFC box on the cement block is a toilet. I got it a long time ago - along with the trashcan outside that works as a frig - as part of a hobo set. That straw bale acts as a sofa.

Then, in the other room, I placed that time machine and the inventor's bench. Plus some more of Sandy's stuff - this time her pets bed sets. After placing spawners all around the place, I was done. Go, me!

Then I went over to that Hidden Cove road and moved in my Mafia family. While I was in Monte Vista, I read that one family's bio about, "We are the sims to fear!" So, I figured I'd move them here. I know over on Wiki, some players have made the Capps into a mob family, but I don't see them that way. They just hate the Montys. The rest of the sims in town, they could care less about. Anyway, this house belongs to that Moretti sim from Monte Vista. (I used a lot of houses from that world, just reworked them to fit into this town.)

Anyway, in my town history, he was drafted here, and decided to move with his single mother - the late, great Heather whatshername. I did change her name to Maria Moretti and his first name to Michael. Then, with MC, I gave him a father - the former head of the local mob! And then I killed her! Yes, I did!

This is the inside of his house. He really hasn't gotten around to decorating it yet, since the first thing he had to deal with when he got here was to learn he was related to the most feared family in Veronaville, and then his mother's death. He did get some stuff for his mother's cat - named appropriately, Jinx. But not much else.

#sims 3 #veronaville #big thanks to sandy #thanks to @danjaley

[franglishetchocolat]

Vintage Champs les Sims

As you can see on the pictures, it's an EMPTY version of the edit I play as Champs les Sims in the 50s . I do play with environmental mods but they are not included with the download.

Huge thanks to samkat, Lili de Bergerac and my niece Lili Puce for play–testing the world.

I’m no expert world maker so there still might be some floating trees and routing issues here and there. Don't hesitate to let me know if you encounter one of these and if they are really bothering you (I would be really bothered by floating flowers :-O ). I CAN correct these and upload a newer version afterwards, that's the advantage of an empty world.  

If you're interested in having a first glimpse at the world, I made an introduction video available => HERE

Links, list of requirements and list and link of the different cc creators are  => HERE on the special page for Vintage Champs les Sims ...because I managed to do a special page!! I think I'm getting good at that whole Tumblr thing :-) *feeling way too proud of herself*  

#sims3 #champslessims #vintagechampslessims #download #customworld

[blackandgoldwp]

We are pleased to announce the Romance Genre winners of the Black and Gold Leaf Awards 2019, the first writing contest hosted by our community!

First Place:  His and Her by @shanjidanusrathali_author

Life is perfect for Ethan and Amelia. Amazing, actually. Still madly in love with each other even after 11 years of their marriage. Two beautiful kids. Taking the steps of success together. And the passionate desire for each other. But their perfect world falls apart when a terrible accident lands Amelia in the hospital with a life-threatening head injury. xxx

Second Place: Direction by TasSSingh

When Lucy Gray’s parents begin trying to control her life more than usual, she desperately begins to miss a large part of her past more than she thought she did. But in order to finally get what SHE wants, Lucy needs to learn to follow to the one thing she has been ignoring all this time: Her Heart.

Third Place: Ardent Strangers by samkately

The headlines are on repeat: ‘Broadcast live on every network. Nathaniel Blake pays for noon timeslots in search of mystery girl, Evangeline.’ xxx

Nathaniel Blake has just evaded his security team. As he sits atop a bridge, mystery girl Eve steps from her car like an angel in the headlights. Soon, he’s revealing secrets he never intended to share. In a world where everyone wants a piece of him, she might be the one woman he can finally love. Without warning, she vanishes from his life, and Nathaniel will do anything to find her. xxx

These works made our hearts flutter. They made us swoon and believe that maybe, just maybe, true love exists.

Many thanks as well to the hardworking genre judge MitsunaAiri who helped make this contest possible.

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[witter-potter]

top 5 iconic samkate moments

jfkldsaf every moment with us is iconic 

that time we both say the scorch trials on the same day and just...popped off for hours afterwards 

WHEN I MADE YOU CHOKE ON GATORADE IN CLASS 

that time you were making that one stalia gifset and we were emotional for literally like 9 hours because we just like...couldn’t stop getting emo about them 

any conversation we’ve ever had where we realize that we did similar things as children that are really weird and specific aka us being twins separated at birth 

the first time we facetimed and you were talking to your dog and i answered afjdklajsf  

#answered #LITERALLY WE'RE ICONIC #hilaryduffs

[fairytalenames]

on the wing of a butterfly

#yeri #kim yerim #red velvet #illustration #digital painting #now i get to go thru the backlog of all of my paintings from procreate yay #my work tag #I might change that if I think of something better but I like it for now. an all encompassing tag you know? #things samkate made

[samkat10423]

Garden District

Today I did some easy lots. Mostly because I am also in the process of weeding my flowerbeds. I sort of let them go last year, so now they are a hot mess.

Anyway, I’ve decided to make Sweetwater Loop into my Garden District, where all my stinkin-rich Sims live. And to start things off, I decided to give this house to the Robichaux family. There will be 3 Sims living here – Madame Blanche, her son Marshal, and his much despised wife, Trixie.

Marshal – who you can see here, and his wife Trixie – were created by Webbymom from the Sims 3 Musketeers. They were part of the Sims Daily’s “Make Sims for samkat to Kill!” thread.  (It was actually named the TSD Population thread, but I like my name better). Anyway, I made the comment that Sandy – over on Around the Sims 3 – had made some portraits of her town mayor, and that was one of the reasons why I always made him into my town mayor too; because I like putting his portrait up in public buildings. Sort of like how we put the President’s picture up in all government buildings over here in the States. So Webby made some pictures of Marshal. Poor Trixie didn’t make the cut – not that her B of a mother-in-law would allow her to hang a portrait of herself up, anyway.

Anyway, I left the upstairs pretty much as EA had it, but I did tone down that in-your-face, red furniture in the living room. And I switched out paintings for CC that I have, because people don’t hang the same damn painting on every single wall, EA!!!. I did get rid of the nursery, since Madame Blanche has informed her son that Trixie is NOT the sort of Sim to be adding her DNA to their genetic code. Oh well. (She is, in fact, actively looking for a replacement-wife for her son).

Then next door is this house, which was made by one of the ladies over on the Sims Crossings. (I forget which one). Anyway, it belongs to the married brother of Trent Bollinger. I used that Castor family – with their goofy bio – for the new Bollinger family, since I didn’t bother getting the one that the Sims Crossing had. It was just generic anyway.

Inside, she decorated it with a lot of stuff from those Storybook and Regal sets. But I’ll probably change it, once I move my family in. Maybe something more Mid-century modern, since I just went on a downloading spree of old Awesims’ sets. (Which is why I didn’t take any interior pictures).

Then – on the very end of the street – is this house. I believe I got it from Mod the Sims, but I could be wrong. I do know, that other than a fence which I’ve changed completely, there wasn’t much happening in the yard. And since this is part of the Garden District, it needed flowers.

Anyway, it is now the home to that Riddle Sim from Twinbrook. In this town, she is the editor of the local newspaper and BFF with Madame Blanche. The two of them like to get together and look down their noses at everyone else in town, and offer unsolicited advice to anyone unfortunate enough to grab their notice.

I semi-decorated the downstairs, but held off on the upstairs. Mostly because I’m considering moving in her ne’er-do-well, late brother’s child. And I haven’t decided what sex they’re going to be yet. BTW, those curtains look bluer in-game. Not sure what’s going on here.

I still have 2 more lots to do on this road. One will be for that Bridgeport family I grabbed the other day, and the other will be for a rich recluse.

#sims 3 Banyan Bend Garden District houses

[samkat10423]

The Lennisters and a pig

This next house belongs to the Lennister family. I saw 2 little girls wandering about town, and was curious as to where they lived. And this is it – or what’s left of it. I whopped off an entire section where the tree and the chickens now are. I also threw in some garden plants, after I added another sim to the household.

Inside, I made a lot of changes. First thing I did, was relocate the kitchen. Then I added that staircase up into the attic to where the 3 kids sleep. I added a kid too – a little boy, who is his parents’ pride and joy, because having a male heir was a thing back then. Especially since women couldn’t inherit and often got kicked to the curb when the male head-of-the-family died. I also changed out most of the furniture and used pocci’s country kitchen set in my new kitchen.

Anyway, this family is rather well off. The father works at the Exchange – as does the wife. Mostly because, while there’s a “loom” in this house, she can’t really make anything on it to sell. (It’s just deco) But in this family’s history, she does help supplement her husband’s income with stuff she makes – much of it you can see throughout the house in the form of simple rugs and wall-hangings.

Unfortunately, in the midst of all this wedded bliss the Great samkat – Supreme Empress Goddess of this town – deemed fit to “stir the pot,” so to speak. The dreaded mother-in-law has moved in, and she does NOT like her son’s floozy wife. She’s not too fond of the rugrats either, but wisely keeps that opinion from her son. (Her hat is supposed to be off-white, so I’m guessing I need to take her back into CAS and exchange that one for a new one. Resetting her didn’t work. Oh well).

So this is the husband, now wearing a TSM outfit. The wife’s I liked, and left alone, since it looked Medievalish. (And yes, that is so a word!) 

And here are the twins – the 2 little girls who started me on this lot. Originally they were dressed the same, but I decided to change the little girl in the dress to “shy” and “bookworm,” while her sister is more of a tomboy now – which is reflected in her clothes. (You can see their old outfit in the previous picture). 

Then – because I needed a live show venue for my singer and acrobat sims – I moseyed on over to the old school lot. The plan was, to just use it as it was, merely adding a stage and some benches for seating. But for some reason, I kept getting those annoying “You can’t do that!” messages. Or, “You can’t build that on a slope.” Well frack! I was inside a damn building. Finally I said enough and just bulldozed it, then built this – your basic box. Inside, it’s nothing special – just that basic stage and some benches. But since Shakespeare isn’t coming to town, it’s all these sims are going to get. And if you’re scratching your head and wondering what happened to the “pig,” this is it. The new playhouse is called the Squealing Pig - because that’s what several of the would-be singers sound like. It had a “real” name, but the locals insist on calling it the Squealing Pig.

#sims 3 Glennborough a family and a pig

[samkat10423]

Cladbridge-on-Stowe

Lately I’ve been reading a series of books set in an English village, and it got me to thinking that I should try to recreate it in the Sims. So I started looking around for a world to use. First I thought about Rinn Fada – since I’ve played in that world before - but it’s bigger than I wanted and set in Ireland. Then I came across Cladbridge-on-Stowe. Perfect little English world!

Anyway, I can never just leave well enough alone, so I started changing things. First to go were all the EA rabbit-hole buildings in basements. I know why creators do this – because some players refuse to use CC. But I love the rabbit-hole rugs – and CC for that matter.

Anyway, here are a few pictures of the area out by the train station in this world. Originally the buildings out there were pristine – and I hate pristine. Life just doesn’t work that way. And certainly not in industrial areas. Or, in a samkat world! So I grunged the area up a bit. The first 2 lots are basically shells, since I deleted all the crap inside them that they came with, and just replaced it with rabbit-hole rugs.

The first building to go was the Science build. For my new science rabbit-hole, I replaced it with a lot from TSR by cyclonesue called Bridge Line Depot. The original was on a smaller lot, so I added and deleted stuff to fit it in here. I also added that digger machine so my sims can do their mining thing and then added some spawners so they’d have something to dig up. I also added some fog-emitters so that I’ll have steam coming out of the large grates on the lot.

Next I deleted the warehouse where the criminal rabbit-hole building was and used another lot by cyclonesue called the Old Clock Factory. It’s one of her first lots that she’s made. Again the original was on a much smaller lot, so I removed some trees and replaced them with dead ones, then added some other plants and stuff to give it more of a rundown look.

The final lot in this area is the junkyard – called a Recycling center by the world creator. I actually decided to keep the original build, but decided to grunge it up with some rusty, steel siding. I also replaced the windows with some broken ones from cyclonesue’s factory window set. Inside I added that inventor’s table so sims can use the scrap they find. There’s also one of those all-in-one bathrooms inside.

And viola! My industrial area is done! I haven’t done anything to the train station yet. Mostly because I’m not sure what I want to do there. I’m thinking that I may leave it as a residential lot as the world creator intended, but that’s a decision for another day.

#sims 3 Cladbridge-on-Stowe cyclonesue lots and CC

[samkat10423]

Vintage Champs Les Sims - part 3

Happy Halloween, everyone! Today - since it is raining outside - I hopped across the river and made an art school for my lazy sims. It’s zoned as an art gallery, but these sims can’t afford decent art, so I decided to give them a scaled-down version of that EA set, the Prism Art thingie. This house started out life in Bourgeneuf - a town built by my friend Manu. (Thank you!)) In her town, the build was a tad smaller, and a residence inhabited by crazy cat ladies. Anyway, in the samkat universe, my sims are not allowed to have skill objects in their home - unless they are at least a level 5 and they really, really need it to advance in their career. I do this, because 1) I’m mean, 2) I give them community lots with the crap on them, and 3) when I’m playing a family I like to charge, charge, charge them for every little thing. Because, well, I’m mean. So, in this town, my sims can come here and do all things art-related. I put it on the river, because I have easels out back and they have pretty vistas to look at. At least, that’s what I tell myself.

Then, over by the school, I decided to build an actual library. Mostly because I’m going to try that whole Zerbu Ultimate career mod, and I figured I better have a separate build for my town librarian. Anyway, In my town history, the current generation of Landgraabs decided to try to repair the bad feelings the local citizenry have towards them, what with all those somewhat shady dealings their ancestor had with the lady who first produced nectar. So, they donated a butt-load of simoleons to build a library, where they can stuff it full of rewritten history books. The town fathers had planned on just using the cash to line their own pockets, but the populace threatened to pull the town guillotine out of storage, and stage another revolution. So, the library was built.

Then, I decided to build some more housing. The 1st one is a couple doors down from the art school, and has a chicken pen out back. I’ll probably some beehives back there as well and make this my beekeeper’s home. I plan on having that St. James sim be the town beekeeper - and mushroom hunter - while his wife is going to be the town librarian. Neither one of them likes kids, so they don’t need a huge house.

The 2nd house will be where my funeral director and his daughter live. It’s on the other side of the river - across the street from the town church and cemetery. To the left of this house is an empty lot, where I plan on building my funeral home. The Lambert family will own and operate it. He’s batcrap crazy and she’s a grump. Perfect sims to help others during their time of grief.

#Sims 3 Vintage Champs Les Sims town builds - because I hate CAS

[samkat10423]

Rules for sims living in the samkat universe (or Life sucks and then you die!)

So, for those of you who are following my LTW Challenge posts, you may be wondering what Sofia is talking about, when she talks about repairs and taxes. Or, for that matter, anything simoleon-related.

In all of my worlds, I have a general rule, to not allow my sims to have skill items - like computers, easels, alchemy stations, etc - in their homes until they are at least level 5 in their career. And they really have to need them to advance any further. Even then, they have to buy the cheap one that always breaks. The only items exempt from this rule, are the 3 skill books that come with all bookcases. I did this, initially, to force sims to get off their lazy duffs and use my community lots. I spend a lot of time, putting said skill items all around my town, so they can at least get out there and use the junk. Ditto, with swimming pools. Unless they are stinking rich - like the Landgraabs and Goths - they are expected to use the town pool.

I also charge the sims that I play for everything. Sofia mentioned that she can't afford the taxi. Well, that's because the average short ride in the taxi costs $5. And if she wanted to take it back home, another $5. If she had wanted to go to the library - on the other side of the island - it would have cost $25 to get there. Then another $25 to get back home. So yes, it does add up. Ditto with the gym. Gym memberships aren't free. Not in RL and certainly not in the samkat universe. A basic one averages about $50. If you want to pay-as-you-go, it’ll be about $5 to $10 each time. Using of the sauna and massage table is extra - for both the one-time fee and the daily one. Nor is using the pool free. And that includes the town pool. (Someone has to pay those lifeguard salaries!) About the only "free" lots in town are the library and the park. And the park charges, if the festival is in swing. Ditto, with fishing in lakes and the ocean. You need to pay for a permit. And when picking stuff in community gardens, the sim is charged an initial $5, then has to pay extra for the stuff they pick. (Those I usually take to the grocery, see how much the sim could make selling them, then charge that amount).

Since I have played this challenge several times before - well, 4 - I knew keeping Sofia poor was going to be a chore. So, again, more rules.

After she moved out of her house in Twinbrooks, she had over $200,000 in her wallet. So, I knew that had to go. (The kid was bankrupt after all!) So, I plunked down that EA "Now and Then Mansion" in a remade Barnyard Bay, moved her in, then robbed her blind, using Twallan's Master Controller. Then, I looked around the lot and started getting rid of a lot of junk. (The house was supposedly abandoned while her mother's great-great-whatever aunt's executor hunted down an heir. So looters "liberated" the more valuable items). Apart from a lot of the furniture and the more valuable artwork, I deleted the fog emitters and tombstones. Mostly because they cause lag. And I didn't want to play a lot full of annoying ghosts. I figured poor Sofia has enough to deal with, adjusting to being poor, getting a new job, learning life isn’t free, and eventually fixing up a run-down dump of a house. Later on, I'll be having her plant a garden (since I’m thinking of having her go into the science career) - once her gardening skill gets high enough to tackle cleaning up that yard.

According to the laws of the samkat universe, she must have at least a level 5 to do most repairs. Currently she has almost no skills. And the ones she does have - charisma - aren't worth diddly-squat. In order to nail some shingles on her roof - the first thing she'll be repairing on her house, since you do need a good roof to keep out the elements, and winter is coming! (So wanted to say that. GOTs fan here!) - she’s going to need at least 3 handiness points. I've help roof my own house - actually helped build it - and as long as you can use a hammer, and keep your shingles in a straight line, you're pretty much good-to-go. So 3 points will get her a roof. Ditto with pulling out the weeds (aka: brambles and small plants) in her yard. (Again, in RL, I love to garden, and pulling out weeds takes very little skill. What skill it does require, is knowing which plants to pull and which to keep. Hence the 3 points needed). Removing those dead trees will take at least a 8 in both handiness and gardening. Got to know how to use a chain saw! Plus, she'll have to have the funds to cover the cost of removal - which is whatever the silly game gives you, when you delete an item.

So, here is how I figure the cost of a job. When I delete something - like the roof - the game automatically returns those funds into my sim's account. I use that as the cost for the job. So, whatever money the game awards Sofia, using MC, I delete that amount from her household funds, upfront.Then I use what remains in her account, to replace what I deleted - in this case, the roof.

I already replaced the EA doors inside this house with ones made by Eric, over at b5Studio, from his Grant Park set. (I love that set and use it all the time). Currently, the doors are all grungy and nasty-looking from mold and whatnot. So, when her handiness and painting skills get to level 5, Sofia will be able to "refinish" the door. Not replace it. Just sand it down and paint it. But in order to do it, she'll have to have whatever the cost of the door is in the catalog, to cover the costs of refinishing. So, let's say the door cost $50 new. That's what she'll need to refinish it. 

Now, when she starts replacing the windows, it'll cost more. Since replacing windows is a bit beyond the average homeowner, Sofia will "hire" professionals to do it for her. So in the library, the windows give you around $150 when you delete them. That money now becomes the cost that the crew charged for labor - taking the old window out and putting the new one in. Then Sofia will have to also come up with the cost of the actual window. A new one costs $250. So to replace each window, she will need $400. And she'll have to replace the window or door - with the same kind that was there, since this house is on the Sims' National Historic Registry. There will be no buying cheaper stuff, just to save money. And if she tries, the sim who works on said registry will sock her with a hefty fine, then make her pay to do it right.

Also, before each job, she'll have to file for a building permit (cost is dependent on the total cost of the job) before she can proceed. If she doesn't, again with the hefty fines.The only exception to this is basic gardening - pulling weeds - and refinishing doors and such. In RL you don’t have to, so I won’t charge her either. Now, if she decides later that she just has to have a greenhouse on her lot, or a garden gazebo, say, then yes, she’ll have to file for a permit.

I do plan on using more of Eric's doors for exterior doors on this house. Mostly because I love his stuff. But Sofia will be charged the higher rate that EA charged for their stuff. So, if an exterior door of Eric's costs $100, and EA's costs $200, Sofia will still have to come up with the $200.

Anyway, those are my basic charges for now. When I move her to a new town, she'll be socked with moving costs, the cost for a passport, and whatever else I can think of. Maybe, if she's in a profession, I'll make her pay a licensing fee. As a cook, I'm already charging her union dues. But with professions, you always have those yearly CEU fees. (I always had to have at least 100 points worth of continuing education, in order to keep my nursing license up-to-date, and those classes were expensive. My advanced life support one, was about $400. And that was just one class.) Plus license renewal fees and malpractice insurance. Anyway, that gives you a bit of an insight in how I torment my sims.

#sims 3 #sims 3 gameplay #LTW Challenge sticking it to my sims until they cry

[samkat10423]

Adventures With Theo - 01-30-2013, 08:00 AM

Hi! It's me again! Bet you guys disremembered all about me, right? Well, I knowed that old meenie, samkat, sure did. Stuck me in this rotten cell, and then Poof! 'Cept for that one visit with Miss Dee and those singin ants of hers, I ain't seen no one for the longest of times! Dang near a hole year! But I haven't been just vegigating like some Sims would. No sirree! I've been puttin' the time to real good use. See! Even my spellin's improveated lots more! (Bet you didn't know it was one of my week points, but it was.) 'Long with my gramster. But not no more! Becuz I finally competed that logikal book, so now I'm way smarter than lots of Sims!

Anyways, aside from gettin' myself way smarter, I've been thinkin' of how to 'scape from here. Becuz, beleave it or not, bein' in jail ain't a lot of fun. For real! But 'member I worked that one Summer - least I think it was Summer. Could've been Winter, or even Fall, becuz back then we didn't have no Seasons. But now we do! Leastways, I think that's what that one Peach-eater said. I overheard two of them talkin about rein and fallin leeves and such. Not that I knowed what they meaned, sinz I'm in this here cell and I don't gets to see any of that Seasons stuff. And they won't let me out 'til I gets the bales. And I ain't got no horsies and such, so I don't know how I'm seppozed to get them bales. I tell you true, it's konfusilating, for sure!

Anyways, what was I tellin you, afore you got me all aside the tracks? Let me pounder on it a bit......Oh! In case you don't know, 'pounder' means to think. Leastways, I think it does. It's one of them oldie words that them Middle-evil sims liked to say. So, shush now, whilst I pounders some more......

Oh! Now I rimember! I worked for a time with a magicallian dude. You know! One of those guys that cuts sims in half, so's they end up being in three parts. Well, I did! And I learnt lots and lots of stuff 'bout 'scapin'. Becuz wanna know a sekrit? He wasn't real good at that trick, and if'n you wanted to sirvice it, you had to know hows to 'scape from that box he put you into, 'fore he started comin' at you with that saw of his. Anyways, like I was tellin' you, I was thinkin' one day about that stuff, when all of a sudden like... POOF!!! samkat peered!!!! And wanna know anuther sekrit? I was scarred! For real!! Becuz samkat is one of them Sim Gods that can control sims. With a MOUSE!!! For real!!! And I don't even like mices. But don't be repeatyating that to her, becuz no tellin' what she's likable to do. Now what was I tellin' you..... Oh yeah! samkat peered, and says to me, all meenlike, in that hissy, little cat-voice of hers, "Get up, off your lazy duff, and stop your infernal whining. I'm tired of listening to it. I'll grant you one wish, and one wish only. So be careful what you wish for, because you WILL get it, cupcake." Well, at first, I was gonna ask to be letted out of my cell. And she musta knowed that, becuz she got all glarey like, and even hissed! So's I stopped myself, and thinked about it a bit more. Poundered it! Then it comed to me! Like that old sayin' goes, I could kill some birds with one wish! Not that I wanted a bunch of dead birds layin' around, stinkin' up the place.... Anyway, what was I tellin' you? Oh yeah! My wish!!! I desided to be really, really super-dooper smart, so's I asked to be put back in Sunset Valley. That way, I'd be off this stoopid planetry, and out of out-there spazes, and back in inner spazes! Pretty smart, right?!!!

Well, I thought so. But samkat just looked at me real long, then says, "Okay, cupcake, you asked for it!" Then it got all mistylike. With wet air and everythin! And I didn't even know air could be wet, becuz afore them Seasons comed, it couldn't! No lie!

But then, all of a sudden, I could see!!!

And HERE I am!!!! Swimmin' for my life, in these fish-infekted waters!!! I did not know that sims could even do that!!!! Swim in the aktual ocean, that is! Becuz back when I was thrown in that Pieceable jail, sims had to have pools to swim! Which is why I stayed far, far away from them, what with me being all waterpobic and all. Becuz ever-one knows that there are monsters down under that top part of the water, and they will grab you and eat you!!!! They will!!!! It's a FACT!!!!

Well, I finally made it to shore. And first thing I nodiced was that it was all weedy. Not nice and smooth-like I was used to. So I started suspicioning that maybe somethin' was dif....differ... not like it was afore I let for out-there spazes. So, I chanjed outta my swimsuit, which made me feel all sadlike, becuz it was real pretty! And I don't even like swimmin - no lie! - but it was! The most prettiest swimsuit I ever did have!

But it was kinda hard to walk in, so's I desided I'd put on some of the other new clothes that I'm guessin samkat gived me. Leastways, I think she gived them to me, sinz they was in my sekrit pocket, and they weren't there before. (Wanna know a sekrit? But you can't tell that meen samkat, becuz I don't want her to know. Becuz iffn she did, I bet she'd take them away. But my new clothes are lots better'n them oranje ones those Piecables made me wear. No lie!)

Anyways, once I got outta my swimsuit, I started walkin', becuz I didn't see no taxis. No roads neither!

So, I musta walked like fore-ever!, when I comed upon this big open area, with some broked benches and this old statechoo, that sorta looked fam..famil...like one I'd seed before.

And when I looked up, there was this lopped over building. So I was thinkin' that maybe samkat sent me to that Pizza town by mistake, where's they got that leany building. I mean, she's oooold! So maybe her earring ain't as good as it used to be. Happens all the time! You get old, and your ears stop workin. For real!!! So I decided I'd ask some sims, but there weren't any around. Witch was stranj, sinz sims are always hangin about, doncha know.

Jist this big, ugly guy. Yeah, I know you're not seppozed to call other sims names, but it's the truth! He was real ugly. And I'm thinkin', old too, becuz when I talked to him, he didn't answer, so I'm guessin his earring is broke too. So, I figyered I'd tap him on the shoulder real soft like, to get his attending, doncha know! But all of a sudden these sparky things popped outta my fingers!

This begins Theo’s adventures in the world, Les Sims 3 Sunset Died.

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