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#twdg incorrect quotes
neonvioletlight · 8 months
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inspired by ninjinistarsong’s post !
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clemen-quotes · 7 months
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louis: we could get married in the forest like some squirrels
clementine: squirrels don’t get married
louis: like you could possibly know that
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teaaagan · 11 months
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Mayonnaise
Y/N: What if mayonnaise came in cans? 
Louis: Well, that would suck because you can’t microwave metal. 
Clementine: Good morning to everyone except these two people
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taurusicorn2400 · 7 months
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Clem: why should I let you take me out on a date?
Louis: I can sing all of Starships by Nicki Minaj without messing up the words
Clem:
Clem: why am I weirdly into that
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ninjinistarsong · 8 months
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twdg textposts 6/?
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I dont know why the qualitys so bad :( im sorry
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ericsonclan · 11 months
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Louis: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Marlon: Considering you’re probably thinking of Clem, no
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garciafamlover500 · 5 months
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Javier: Look, I know we don't always see eye to eye but-
Tripp: That's because you're too short to do so.
Javier: ....Listen here motherfu-
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cupidspuppy · 11 months
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Lee: what you up to sweetpea?
Clementine: [Shows a drawn picture that says family] A family drawing! With.. Me, Carley and you!
Carley: Aww that's so- Omg Lee are you crying?!
Lee: nO iTs jUsT rAiNinG!
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whackacole3 · 10 months
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Aasim: there’s a “u” in stupid for a reason.
Mitch: well— there’s an “i” in stupid too!
Aasim:
Mitch: OH FUCK OFF—
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devilsjacket · 1 year
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Clementine: Is something burning?
M/n, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Clementine: M/n, the toaster is literally on fire.
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clemmentyne · 2 years
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[Clem and Louis' baby starts crying at 3 AM]
Clem, sleepily: Your turn.
Louis: No Problem.
Louis: [starts crying]
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clemen-quotes · 5 months
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louis: i have a problem
clementine: kill it
louis: can you chill for like, two seconds?
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creoterative · 11 months
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I'm currently trying to finish the first part of Chapter four of my Marlon redemption fic, and there is gonna be some memory stuff.
My best friend gave me some quotes from kids that she workes with in kindergarten.
And I made an incorrect quote board of it.
So now enjoy funny texts for the Ericson Kids. As kids.
Omar: "I'm sure you're good at something else... Just not cooking."
Violet: "Your taste is like sand feels between my teeth."
Brody: "No thanks, I don't want the egg. I don't want to hatch a baby chicken in my tummy. How would that even come out?"
Louis: "Cucumbers are pumpkins and pumpkins are yucky, so I'm not eating them."
Mitch: "I eat everything. I'm a machine. Just not..." *stares at plate* "...that."
Minnie: "Grandma always makes pudding. Mama said to always tell her we love it. But Mama feeds it to the dog when grandma doesn't look. So I feed mine to my brother. Same thing."
Marlon: *after getting told, that chocolate is from chocolate beans* "I want normal pudding! I HATE BEANS!!!"
AJ: "Yesterday, we ate ghost brokkoli." (It was califlower.)
Aasim: "I love pizza. Every pizza. I want pizza every day. But... Without Salami, and paprika, and corn, and... without ice cream." (Aasim, are you okay?)
Minnie: "My mommy gives milk from her to my little brother." *Whispering* "I think she hides a cow in her T-shirt."
Sophie: "My sister eats her salad with yucky grapes." *glares at the olives*
Aasim: "Salad doesn't grow on oaks. It's on palm trees!"
Marlon: "I want a treat. Our dog gets treats all the time, it's not fair."
Tenn: Why does the ice-cream taste so funny?" (It's mayonnaise, my friend.)
Ruby: "Mommy made hamster for breakfast." (Until this day, we don't know what the fuck she meant.)
Louis: "My dad is italian, so he always makes us gelatine." (He meant to say 'gelato'.)
Willy: "I made you a cake... but it moves..." (Built a sand cake, accidentally trapped a bug and thought he summoned numerous demons at once.)
Clementine: "Mom never makes me eat peas. They are evil. And sometimes they roll." (Yeah, how dare they.)
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taurusicorn2400 · 9 months
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Louis: this ome goes out to the love of my life, Clementine
Louis: *proceeds to sing the theme song to DragonTales*
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ninjinistarsong · 8 months
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twdg testposts (1/?)
Mostly s4 but gabe makes a surprise appearance
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ericsonclan · 1 year
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Louis: It's dark in here
Clem:
Louis: I'm not scared of anything. I'm a tough guy!
Clem:
Louis:
Clem: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Louis: Oh thank God! I thought I was gonna have to ask you
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