Moon
Y/N: It's so beautiful out here.
Sloan (Venture): Yeah, it's just me, you, and the Moon
Hanzo: HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!!
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Love Letter
Y/N: i got an anonymous love letter from Sloan (Venture)
Kiriko: that’s gre-wait... what?! How is it anonymous if-
Y/N: there was a title that said “Anonymous Love Letter To Y/N” And then... they signed they name at the bottom.
Kiriko: marry them
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Trespassing
Baptiste, Venture, and Y/N: -sneaking into the armory at night-
Baptiste: Wait guys… -points at No Trespassing sign-
Y/N: Oh no what should we do?
Venture: Well… Em, wait here. Then it’s only a dos passing not tres.
Y/N:
Baptiste:
Y/N: YOU ARE SO SMART!
Venture: THANKS!
Venture and Y/N: -high fives-
Baptiste:
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Attention
Mauga: You've been giving Y/N a lot of attention lately
Venture: They was injured in a mission! Of course I'd give they attention
Mauga: I was injured in that mission too
Venture, glaring: Then you should go to check it with Mercy
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Water
Y/N: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Venture: We got spring water
Y/N: NO
Venture: with EXTRA minerals
Venture: it's like licking a stalagmite
Y/N: DON'T COME HOME
Venture: Mmmmm cave water
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5 more minutes
Shadowheart: It’s time to wake up, Karlach
Karlach: 5 more minutes…
Shadowheart, smiling softly: 5 more minutes -snuggles up to Karlach-
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Lae'Zel: It’s time to wake up.
Tav(Y/N): 5 more minutes…
Lae'Zel: -Sharpening knife- Maybe you misheard me
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Dinner
Karlach: Thanks for paying the bill for dinner, angel
Tav (Y/N): But... I thought you did?
Karlach:
Tav (Y/N):
Karlach: Well I guess we won’t be going to that place ever again
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Heart
Tav (Y/N): If I learned one thing from Astarion, is that I'll steal everything you have.
Shadowheart: -thinking- Haha you won't steal my heart.
Tav (Y/N): By the way, imperfection is beautiful.
Shadowheart: -under her breath- Fuck
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Chapstick
Enid: -Putting on chapstick-
Y/N: What flavor is that?
Enid: Cherry
Y/N: Can I try some?
Enid: Yeah -hands over the chapstick-
Y/N: -kisses Enid- Holy shit, it does taste like Cherry!
Enid: Enid.exe has stopped working
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Party
Enid: how was party?
Wednesday, angrily: it was the best fucking night of my life. It was goddamn awesome. I'm so freaking happy.
Enid: you don't sound happy
Wednesday: i am i just fell in love with Y/N and now I'm PISSED ABOUT IT
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Laundry
Cassandra: Put a finger down, family edition. Put a finger down if your mother told you to restart the dryer because the clothes in the dryer weren’t dry yet and when you turned it on you heard screaming coming from inside of the dryer and you were like, uhm, why is there screaming coming from inside of the dryer? So you turn off the dryer and you open it up to see her wife upside down in the dryer screaming.
Cassandra: -puts a finger down-
Y/N: My trauma isn’t yours to tell!
Alcina: What were you even doing there!!!
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Sleepover
Clint: Have a sleepover they said.
Kate, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
Y/N: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI FLAMETHROWER!!
Peter: It’s called a fire extinguisher. A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!
-Glass shatters, something explodes, screams in unision-
Clint: It’ll be fun they said.
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Babysitting
-Yelena and Y/N babysitting-
Yelena: -trying to comfort a crying baby- What is your problem?
Y/N: Try singing!
Yelena: What iiiiiis your ppproooooblem?
Y/N: -facepalming-
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Photo
Wanda: hey, want me to do a tarot reading for you?
Y/N: sure
Wanda: -laying down cards- alright, this one tells me you're a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-
Y/N: those aren't even tarot cards, they're photo cards of me
Wanda: my point still stands
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Big spoon
Natasha: here's your cereal
Y/N: can I have a big spoon, please?
Natasha: of course -delicately embraces her from behind-
Y/N: lovely
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Sauce
Y/N: can you get some laundry detergent on the way back, hon?
Enid: laundry detergent?
Y/N: you know, the liquid you pour into a washing machine
Enid: OH you mean laundry sauce
Wednesday, utterly disgusted: what the fuck
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Enid
Wednesday: I love this picture of our family. We were so happy.
Y/N: Where’s Enid?
Wednesday: She wasn’t part of the family then. That’s why we were so happy.
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