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[teaaagan]

Water

Y/N: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Venture: We got spring water

Y/N: NO

Venture: with EXTRA minerals

Venture: it's like licking a stalagmite

Y/N: DON'T COME HOME

Venture: Mmmmm cave water

#venture overwatch #venture x reader #overwatch 2 #overwatch #overwatch incorrect quotes #venture ow2

[sleeplessdreamer14]

(Name): Jamison, you’ll eat anything.

Junkrat: What? I won’t eat anythin’, I’m pretty discerning.

(Name): (holding small piece of something) Eat this.

Junkrat: (immediately takes it and eats it) Wot was that?

(Name): (holds up a sponge with a small chunk missing)

Junkrat: Don’t feed a guy a sponge, (Nickname)!

(Name): (chuckling) You-

Junkrat: Don’t feed a guy a sponge!

(Name): You put it in your mouth, Jamie!

Junkrat: Ughh!

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[rm14hitman]

Talon groupchat

Reaper : Who the fuck added me to this fucking groupchat ?

Sombra : >:0 language

Sigma : Yeah watch your fucking language

Doomfist : Ok who taught de Kuiper the fuck word ?!

Widowmaker : "The fuck word"...

Moira : Are you all stupid ? You people use the f word all the time

Sombra : Dios mio, they censored it

Reaper : Say fuck, Moira

Sombra : Do it, doc, say fuck

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #ow #ow2 #overwatch incorrect quotes #ow reaper #gabriel reyes #ow sombra #olivia colomar #ow sigma #siebren de kuiper #ow doomfist #akande ogundimu #ow widowmaker #amelie lacroix #ow moira #moira o'deorain #ow talon

[maris-medley]

Genji: I am happy to see you’ve decided to turn over a new leaf. I just have one rule for you here, brother.

Hanzo: Of course, what is it?

Genji, taking a deep breath: No. kissing. the cowboy.

Hanzo, confused: Al… Alright? I do not think that will be a problem?

Genji, sighing: You have not seen him, so don’t say that yet.

Cassidy, with Overwatch’s mail: Mail’s here!!

Hanzo: … Wow.

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[theres-a-body-here]

Y/N: "You know what Sombra? You have L rizz"

Sombra: "Woah! How could you even say that? I'm a sigma!"

Y/N: "If you were a great friend, you would stop the cap!"

Sombra: "Ad hominem, ad hominem... You can't get mad about—"

Y/N: "You only star your own posts, you hated my wojak, you made fun of my drip, you disrespected skibidi toilet, you ratio'd my tweet and you didn't even seem sorry..."

Sombra: "THAT RATIO WAS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU!"

Y/N: *shocked face*

Sombra: "..."

Y/N: *shakes head in disbelief* "Don't rizz me" *starts walking backwards* "Don't come by Ohio, we're done" *turns to walk away with tears in eyes*

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[wildissylupus]

Gabriel: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Cole? Cassidy: No Genji: I do! Reyes: I know Genji. Genji: I'm angry! Reyes: I know Genji-

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[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Overwatch Incorrect Quote

Y/N:And you are?

Blackwatch Era Genji:A cyborg ninja.

Y/N:Cyborg ninja, what the shit! That's the coolest thing ever!

Y/N:So what, you're like his sidekick?

Gabriel:No, trainee.

Genji:Can we go?

Y/N, mocking:Look I'm a handsome tortured soul, I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences!

Y/N:So what's it gonna be, huh? Long sullen silence, or mean comment? Go on.

Genji:...

Genji:You got me in a box here.

Y/N:AHA!

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[canadian-pug-cartel]

Cole Cassidy the type of person to break his nose falling off the school bleachers at Fareehas basketball ball game while shouting “GO FOR THE LEGS”

#pug cartel talks #cole cassidy #fareeha amari #overwatch #blackwatch #Ana was not happy #overwatch incorrect quotes

[fandomnerd9602]

Since you are doing videogames as well, can you do a Widowmaker x Male Reader x Sombra?

The Reader is a new Talon agent and goes by the name of Predator who has the next items that make his villain outfit:

The reader is called by Doomfist and gets introduced to the team. He usually never takes off his helmet, so Sombra and Widowmaker dare him to take it off. He takes off his helmet, revealing his handsome/sexy/cold face, making them suffer a light nosebleed.

Sombra: come on just this once

Y/N: I swore an oath to never remove my-

Widow: are you the doomfist or the Mandalorian? Take it off

Y/N: fine

Y/N removes their helmet…

Sombra: oh baby

Y/N: am I that hideous?

Widow: no…you’re so hot

Sombra: Widow, your nose is bleeding

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[thewitchmashi]

Moira: McCree, you can't possibly understand the importance of my research.

McCree: I understand just fine, Doc. But I also understand that relationships require time and attention.

Moira: My work is my priority, McCree. Angela knows that.

Angela: (Entering) Knows what, exactly?

Genji: (Sipping his tea) Looks like it's getting interesting again.

Gabriel: (Observing quietly) They'll figure it out eventually.

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[mxpotter]

LIFEWEAVER HEADCANONS

Alright I know the man just came out to Overwatch but-

I HAD TO WRITE SOME HEADCANONS FOR THIS MAN!

(Also, give me some requests! I would love to write some more for not just him but other characters and actors and whatnot.)

Well first things first the man is fruity I'm not debating that

And also Sym probably knew way before he did

*Lifeweaver feeling his heart beat faster when his crush is around*

*Symmetra being the #numberonewingwoman she is gave in a lil nudge to where his crush was

(Also in my opinion sym is bisexual and/or queer 😌)

Lifeweaver paints in his free time, he would definitely set up painting and tea dates with his partner

Symmetra and Lifeweaver would definitely paint together to relax or to just do with him to just talk about how things are going

Lifeweaver paints but he never shows it to anyone not even Sym

He would definitely whisper some Thai songs and little loving whispers to his partner(he would probably say the dumbest thing to his partner in Thai but in a loving way and his love would be swooning over it till he giggles and runs away leaving there partner to chase after him)

I feel like he is the type to worry heavily about anything and everything

In college before he dropped out I feel like he would just stress which is why sym introduced him to painting and most likely mediation

So if he worried about his partner, the man would be scared shitless-

If he hadn't heard a text, call or anything else that would notify him that there fine

He would go insane

When you would walk through the door, he would pull you in(much like one of his abilities in OW) and hug you so tight that you can't breathe

He's a very tight hugger and he loves to find flowers to give to his partner

Also, he's hella blushy any kiss or compliment from him or his partner would make I'm redder than a tomato and frozen in his tracks

Morning kisses and cuddles are a thing

Has to stay in for like 5 more hours even if he already woke up late or had something I'm important at Bio-light to do

He would do little harmless pranks on sym and his partner

He loves to show you off and a bit protective as well

He would also love to use his levitating rose platform thingy(...great job.) to look at the stars but he wouldn't be giving the stars much of a look but glancing more at his partner. (When they catch him he would either be so swoon that he wouldn't notice till you said something to wake him his adorning trance or he would panic and pretend he wasn't looking)

All in all this man is a lover not a fighter

But he would definitely fight when it comes to his bestie and partner

Some Extra Headcanons( ;3 )

He also totally ships Junkrat and Roadhog-

Totally a chaotic person (and would love to make tiktoks if that was a thing in overwatch)

He also gets shy a lot

I can see him in like normal everyday clothing when he's not fighting

He definitely prefers comfort over style

Man's would also be like Sigma barefoot 24/7 (like put them dogs away! They're barking-!)

He would love to craft up some roses for you but they break easily(like in the game) I feel like he would make them break faster just so he can see your face light up when he makes you another one

You brought up the idea of making flower crowns and he is obsessed with that idea

CEO of saying "the audacity"

Yeaa I think that's all the headcanons I have I'm sorry for this whole thing being rushed I just wanted to write something for him most of them I thought of while painting. I'm sorry I've been gone I'm sure most haven't noticed but I really want to write more so give me some ideas! Please. And thankies.

#lifeweaver #overwatch #writers of tumblr #writerscommunity #newwriter #please request #lifeweaver overwatch #overwatch headcanons #overwatch imagines #overwatch incorrect quotes #overwatch x reader #send me asks #send requests

[teaaagan]

Love Letter

Y/N: i got an anonymous love letter from Sloan (Venture)

Kiriko: that’s gre-wait... what?! How is it anonymous if-

Y/N: there was a title that said “Anonymous Love Letter To Y/N” And then... they signed they name at the bottom.

Kiriko: marry them

#incorrect quotes #overwatch incorrect quotes #venture ow2 #venture x reader #venture overwatch #overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch venture

[simping-on-the-daily]

Widowmaker: No offence, Reaper, but I heard Moira likes studying me better then you.

Reaper: That's why she's up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

Widowmaker: Well, I'm getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so she can keep an eye on me. What about that?

Reaper: Please, she hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday she told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

Widowmaker: throws a soda can at Reaper's head

Reaper: How dare you!? Moira! Moira, she's resorting to violence! I do not feel very enriched right now! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!

Widowmaker: This is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities. I am a model experiment.

Moira: hurriedly taking notes

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[rm14hitman]

Tracer : Ok, maybe playing "Who's family is the most dysfunctional" wasn't the best idea... The Shimada bros are arguing again and Ashe has been crying in the bathroom for 2 hours now...

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[maris-medley]

Hanzo Shimada: I’m not mean. Name one mean thing I have ever done.

Genji Shimada: When we were kids, you convinced me that eggs were not real.

Hanzo: They’re not.

Genji: Haha, very funny.

Hanzo: I’m serious. Did you not hear?

Genji: I-… no?? What happened??

Hanzo: How have you fallen for this again?

#overwatch #ow #ow2 #hanzo shimada #genji shimada #overwatch hanzo #overwatch genji #overwatch headcanons #overwatch hcs #incorrect overwatch #overwatch incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ow version of my cs2019 post

[gl0v3s]

Overwatch For Dummies: Tip #10

"Playing as Reinhardt? Remember, the louder you shout 'Hammer DOWN!' in real life, the stronger your Earthshatter becomes in-game. Your neighbors might not appreciate it, but your team will thank you for the extra impact!"

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