#two gods out on the town

[meteor752]

Honestly the story of mlp must be very weird from the pov of a random guy in ponyville, like one day a new antisocial librarian moves into town, and like a year later that librarian ascends into godhood and becomes the new ruler of the entire world

#I would respect the hell out of every librarian I ever met if I lived in Equestria #You never know which one will be your next god #mlp #mlp fim #my little pony #my little pony friendship is magic #mlp g4 #twilight sparkle #that one weird prissy girl you went to school with in your youth becomes the head of a fashion empire and the savior of the world #That shy girl you used to bully marries the embodiment of chaos #Those two girls who wouldn’t stop fighting during the autumn race gets married #And one of them becomes the captain of the wonderbolts #Your towns local baker marries Weird Al Yankovich #Id be pissed at myself that I never volunteered to help out during the summer solstice all those years back #outside pov

[fujii-draws]

Thinkin about how the whole “Future trio going back to the present” hc/theory is backed up by Dusknoir of all Pokémon…. His dialogue about wanting to settle down somewhere as nice as treasure town…. While on his mission no less… like bro…

#but also. funny reversal of him not wanting to go back to the town he lied to + almost dooming everyone #and don’t forget the two Pokémon he traumatized and his return would only rip open so many wounds hero/partner slowly healed from #I just. god #the only reason the town doesn’t chase him out is bc Grovyle/Celebi (and partner for my au) vouch for him. #(+Wiggly’s philosophy on Bad Pokémon) (Not to say he isn’t watching Dusknoir’s every move and would break his fingers if he tried anything) #<<< thankfully chatot is there for that

[i-mode]

when i.v drops i will make a vellory google doc and ill have my own pepe silvia moment. Everyone will see the truth eventually

#they actually start making me sick the moment i think abt them too long okay #and the thing is theres not even that many interactions to pick out from. considering the game only focuses on what alex tells you #and im sure as hell this guy would Not gaf about those two honest to god #but out of their interactions that are shown/implied ... ouh [ falls to the floor ] #like they seem to be on Good terms w each other in general #but ill never shut up abt the fact its implied vella stayed back in wind town to check up on rory after the sewer dungeon #or the cutscene at mark's house where the only piece of dialogue rory has during it is bringing up vella #and how vella comforts rory when confronted w his soul survivor and how rory comforts vella when (i.v specific thing) #(<- was in one of the twitter preview images thoug You can find them on ackk's twt trust) #basically #someone please shoot me in the head i Cant do this anymore #text tag

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Overeager f/os who get so worked up and have zero sense of discipline or pacing

Every time, they say they'll go slow, they promise, but somehow they wind up grabbing your waist and frantically start railing into you/grinding against you. And every time, they wind up having to apologize after they cum and regain control of themselves

Or the ones who don't even apologize, just whine during foreplay and go "Yeah, I know, I swear I'll go slow" only to wind up breaking that promise when you two start fucking like rabbits. And when you tease them or pout about it, they sulk a little. It's not THEIR fault you feel so damn good...

#im just imagining like. Fubuki being very slow and deliberate during foreplay but once you two are intertwined shes telekinetically holding #you in place to feverishly trib you over and over until she finally collapses and insists on levitating you to the bath for some aftercare #or Power who just isnt wired for slow sex. shes legit walked up to you disrobed and just immediately gone to town #or ones like Tomura or a bunch of the Blue Lock guys fresh out of college with no sense of control or pacing #simps like Sanji or Leviathan or Mammon who act like gods in gd heat the instant they get hard #at least Sanji has a sense of self control but ones like Tomura have to work on it lol #thots #f/o

[tothesolarium]

He’s so scary and perfect

#lord #Ose #oc #my oc #wip #when ‘God’ eats three of your limbs and you unwittlimg make a heart shattering sacrifice to keep your non dominate arm - it fucks you up #and their first attendent wasn’t great #but Lord proved he can kill a persons with his singular bar hand and that’s when he told everyone to call him lord #and if they dare try to abuse him he will make them regret ever breathing :D #then made his next mechanic talk with a girl in town who the elders wouldn’t see her technical talents so now he has Two mechanics who #make some of the best tech you could imagine and a little beyond that #plus dreamer #Lord’s made a good life out of shit #why’s their right side so veiny? from carrying around Massive cybernetics that are more mech sized than human sized

[queenlua]

i have this friend who’s a bird photographer, right

which means i live in fear & awe of him, because, like all bird photographers, he has this unfathomable well of patience where he’s willing to just camp out in front of a heron for 7hrs waiting for that one singular moment when it finally lunges & catches something & the other 6.99hrs are just Sitting Around Doing Literally Nothing

and he’s fine with that.  totally fine.  i’ve seen him in that Zen State before, for maybe 30min at a time, because after 30min i get impatient and i’m like ok this is cool dude but i have to move now, have fun meditating or whatever

but

unlike the other bird photographers i know, he also has zero sense of competitiveness.  he has no burning need to get The Latest Shot of The Newest Hot Thing, he’s just like... if i’m there i’ll hang out forever, sure.  but if i’m not like.  whatever

i just messaged him asking if he’d gotten a photo of [local natural phenomenon that literally all the other photographers in my area were freaking out over] and he was like “well my diablo game was going pretty well sooo....”

#anyway we met like two months ago but we're besties now. #protip: he used to be a car repair guy #which was SO CONVENIENT when on our very first out-of-town trip my fucking car broke down #and i'm freaking out like oh shit oh fuck oh damn #and he's like. i got this. and fixes the whole damn car in under 30min #god i know such great people i love them so much

[landwriter]

I've been really enjoying hearing you talk about your writing :) But I was a bit ?! to hear that you've never read the comics, for no reason other than I love them and think you would enjoy them.

If you have the opportunity, I would 8000% recommend Season of Mists to you and your lovely followers. It's so fun, and has so many wonderful character cameos from Egyptian, Norse, Japanese mythology, plus the Fae, plus Angels!, plus OCs, PLUS Hob. And it's a fucking lovely storyline.

And I do think it's Dream at his most, well, Dream. The premise is literally just:

Desire: Honestly sending Nada to Hell was a dick move.

Dream: Oh, fuck off.

Death: I mean. It was though.

Dream: ??? Like, actually...???

Dream:

Dream:

Dream: Shit, my bad. Okay fuck it, guess I'm going to free Nada from Hell.

Everyone: You know Lucifer & co. are LITERALLY going to try to kill / imprison you, right? And like, will probably succeed?

Dream: ??? Okay, and...???

Thank you :) And I know, I know! I'm not averse to reading them at all but it's mostly a time thing. Maybe after next season or in preparation for it? I adore mythology and I'm sure I'd love it. Also that's an incredible pitch haha!

I did, actually, almost get into The Sandman comics once. It was a near miss. Years ago, I went on this date with a guy. From OkCupid. Remember OkCupid?? Longform online dating, what an era! And we had this super charming banter over messages. We talk about authors including Neil Gaiman (foreshadowing music). He riffs off of a dumb Shakespeare pun I had on my profile about my love for potatoes.* We decide to have a picnic.

There's a thunderstorm that day. Appropriately inauspicious. He invites me to his place to wait for the weather to improve. I head over to hang out.

It was not great. In hindsight, it was one of the worst dates of my life. (So far! Always room for improvement.) His personality was WILDLY divergent from what I had expected, and also generally enjoy being around. But I'm really good at muscling through awkward dates and really bad at being like "I never plan on seeing you again!" on the spot, so when he insisted on loaning me his Sandman comics as I was trying to leave, I took them. I took them. I'm sorry. I was in my early twenties. It's my only defense.

I went home, marinated, decided yes, I really do not want to go on another date with this guy, sent him a message politely saying as much, and said I'd return his books. He said he was home all weekend so I could just come by whenever. So I trek back to his a day or so later with the carrier bag of Sandman comics. I am not looking forward to this interaction. If the vibe wasn't so bad there would've been a second date you know? The vibe, it was bad.

But lo and behold, as I walk toward his apartment complex, I see someone a ways ahead going up the steps. I see them stop to fish out their keys. I see an opportunity. I walk faster. They open the door and go inside. I break into a Business Casual Sprint. I grab the door juuuust before it closes again. I'm breathing heavily. I try to breathe quieter. I tip-toe down the stairs to his basement unit (it was a basement unit) and delicately hang the bag on his doorknob like I'm playing a game of Operation. No buzzers go off. I turn on my heel and flee. My heart is soaring. The air tastes sweeter. I have pulled off my reverse heist. I text him from the warm comfort of public transportation that I left them outside his door.

And I never thought about The Sandman again for six years.

*'Stars, hide your fries' (He replied Let not oven black my deep desires. I mean, you can see why I went.)

#asks #the sandman #the sandman comic spoilers #gloam storytime #haven't thought about that in ages #similarly i once had a one night stand that turned into a two night stand exclusively because I was returning Hermann Hesse's Steppenwolf #he was a classics student #of course #i could honestly run a whole sideblog of dating stories i used to be OUT on the town my god #funny that of all the fandoms to finally participate in it was Awful Date Guy's #wonder how he likes the show

[tigergender]

All the art and fics of Deltarune where Kris and Susie are like fuckin soulbonded together are wonderful and my favorite but I think they're a lot funnier when you think about the fact that they've been friends for less than 24 hours

#i am a krusie believer platonic or otherwise but these two have only known each other for a short time #if noelle's description of susie as 'the new girl' is anything to go by #and about a day before chapter 2's beginning kris's sole experience with susie was her bullying them #it does make me go 'ough' a little though. susie very nearly asking kris if they'll still be friends if it turns out they cant go back to #the dark world. #god i cant wait to learn more about susie and her background i'm so curious was kris said to her in new girl #because i do feel like they've met before. maybe when they were little and susie moved away or something #i'm partial to the theory that susie grew up in an all-human town and she freaks monsters out and talks about 'we all have blood' #cuz she doesnt really know how to interact with monsters. and maybe she's from hometown and had to move back cuz her family #i imagine susie's family as being Not the best so maybe toriel tried to help her before she moved away #and that's why susie seems to hold toriel in such high esteem and emphasizes kris having a good mom #okay these tags got away from me but ough. susie

[ratgingi]

another nonfandom oc falls victim to the dialed town beam. everyone say hi to felicity, shes like if government spy drone pigeons were a person doing their best

#dialtown oc #tango dialtown #<- technically bc hes here #her non-dt related story is shes a deity who got kicked out of the afterlife for being too cringe fail at god duties and air dropped into- #-the life of an office worker #she keeps that story here basically except now she has a yarn ball for a head (so i can have an excuse to keep her as a gorgon bc thts what #she is in the oc story shes frm) and also shes friends with tango bc i say so . #basically she keeps tabs within the city and if she sees smth sus she just calls in like omg bestie u wont believe this #i literally only dialed towned her bc shes one of my favs. shes my baby i love her sm #she tells people the head snakes are fake + in person they look like stray yarn pieces she doodled faces on or smth #but they are alive and all have names. the two closest to her face are babies :-] #hobos creations #jack dlc #dlc wiki

[bulkhummus]

i still do think that kevin was never interested in whatever carlos was doing as long as he was distracted enough to stay in the desert other world.. like when it comes down to it their relationship was about enabling one another in both directions

#kevin was keeping carlos there #(and i dont mean he was the only thing keeping carlos there there were other things) #and carlos was giving things for kevin to report on #and they were using eachother to get back to where they once were sfter their faith and lives were stolen from them #or booted out of more aptly #kevin got to recreate the dillusion of having his own carlos reporting on things #got to play cecils role essentially #and carlos got to play hero and beloved town figured without worrying of never belonging #it was all about egos of two very selfish people #and ultimately it ends in selfishness bc kevin thinks carlos is leaving cecil and nv for him and db2 #and carlos is leaving beause the dow is no longer serving him or his interests #i mean like carlos was worried to that he didnt belong in nv and his faith was shaken and he couldnt return physically like i get that #and i think its fun to think about carlos leaving behind a town and a religion that he impart helped solidify either by accident or knowingl #bc he is a scientist and that rules his life and how he thinks and believes and functions #he was destined to destroy that big centipede god from the moment kevin started praising it #which feels symbolic of their friendship to me #i also stand by the belief that carlos was trying to convince himself he was having a good time and was okay while he was trapped there #(his whole convo with cecil abt changing the words they use) #there were probably moments he didnt look too closely at where he wondered if he WAS enjoying himself but the stuff in it devours makes me #feel like he was truly struggling and just ignoring it bc he had no other options #and i still think the moment his work is destroyed and clarifty smacks back into him like a train that he has nothing outside of his work #no life no colleagues no cecil and some kind of odd friendship with kevin predicated on being workaholics #like kevin is not a good person in narrative and carlos is……. a good person who keeps doing bad things #but both of them do things without consulting in others first bc they’re making assumptions for other people #ive been sitting here thinking about why carlos loves cecil but thats gonna be a different post probably #i think ive made a post abt it already but now im thinking sbout it in terms of comparing cecil and kevin and what kevin cant do for carlos #that cecil can etc etc #wtnv #welcome to night vale

[whimsicalcotton]

#Djsbdksjdbhs ouughgg. Ouuaaghghg. i am Unwell #it's probably nothing! my two legs are broken but look at me dance!! #don't you like it a little better when you don't understand!!! #i wanna move out of this town but everyone knows me and packing is tiring!!!! #i wanna be big like my plans; so why am i so tiny and why am i so mad (it's inertia) !!!! #guess this is just what i am; i'm stuck in this life and i'm stuck in these paths!!!!!!!!!! #i Will be using this bastard for another chapter title. god. godddd #nebular.txt

[jkateel]

project zomboid is the most stressful game i have ever played

#i had to turn on god mode just to feel safe leaving this gas station i set up as a base #and i was doing good #made it into town #got to a house #and then i set off the alarm #ran away and fought two more zombies when my spear broke #freaked out #and jumped the fence right into the horde coming to investigate the alarm #and keep in mind i had god mode on so i can’t die but i still freaked out and ran away as fast as possible #project zomboid #this game is going to give me a heart attack

[hella1975]

i hate my town i hate the people in it i hate the shame that consumes us all i hate that every failure might as well be posted in the square because everyone knows everyone i hate that my grandparents are here and i hate that my mother came back for them i hate that the kids are dying and no one cares i hate that every good memory has a bad memory right next door like sam's house around the corner from my childhood home i hate the body they pulled from the river i hate the memory of hearing yellow by coldplay at my cousin's funeral because all i could think was that it was too modern for the situation but then he was only seventeen so it makes sense i hate that i was seventeen too and all the boys i knew were there his friends that were supposed to be the tough guys the scary guys i hate that i pretended not to see them sobbing i hate that everything smells of cigarettes here i hate the politics i hate the people i used to love that dont even smile at me on the street i hate that the girl who called me a slut works at my favourite bar i hate every alley and hidden shortcut and i hate that i know them like the back of my hand i hate the same fucking coffee shops i sat in when i was fourteen and scared and now im nineteen and scared and i hate that it's exactly what this town wants i hate that it wants anger i hate that it wants fear i hate that it wants shame i hate that i can give it everything

#thinking about how the two biggest things in my life rn - writing and my degree - are so punctuated by this fucking town #like my biggest fear with my degree isnt what id think of myself if i dropped out or failed #or even what my family would think bc they're nicer to me than i am #it's genuinely the thought of what my hometown lot would say that keeps me up at night #like the thought of my neighbour who told me id never accomplish anything bc my school was shitter than his fancy one #the thought of having to look him in the eye #or the thought of knowing my friends will tell their mums who are still on the PTA with old teachers who thought i was special #like small towns wrap you in this bubble of smallness and it suffocates you and you're so terrified and ashamed of every little mistake #and then my writing GOD i keep thinking about how tbos is probably the best thing ive ever written #and id publish it id genuinely try and get it published #but im just again so scared and ashamed and embarrassed like how do i explain to these assholes that im writing fantasy #and that's not even counting the gay angle bc that's the biggest part #i just am not brave enough for that yet and yeah maybe it's bc im still young but i shouldnt have to be brave to enjoy things to begin with #failure shouldnt require bravery when it's just a fact of life #and i think about if we'd lived in london like my dad wanted us to or if we'd gone to dublin bc my mum loves dublin #or even if we just hadn't come to this fucking town and we'd lived in ANY FUCKING CITY #my dad jokes about how in london he didn't even know his neighbours names and god i just crave that anonymity so fucking much #it's so frustrating and my mum takes it so personally whenever i say i hate the town and my sister says i'll grow out of it just because #she did but i genuinely dont think i will #and maybe that's the creative in me or the queer in me that she just cant relate to but i have always always hated this place #like a guy i have a VERY complicated history with messaged me the other day and we havent talked in TIME #and it was kinda sweet if not awkward just bc of our aforementioned rocky past but one thing he mentioned when i said i was at uni #was that he said really genuinely 'im so happy to hear that; i know you always wanted to get out of [town name]' #like he still remembers that about me even though weve been friends since we were 12 and i havent spoken to him since i was?? 17?? #UGH i just hate it here and it's the fact that i'll never escape it either bc i cant totally abandon ship without also #abandoning my family and i refuse to do that and they refuse to leave so now im just stuck with all these CONNECTIONS #sorry to vent lol #ig this could be a poetry thing? we'll say it is instead of me just having another meltdown LMAO #hella goes home

[oceandiagonale]

Po Town itself WAS punished by the Tapu or something before Team Skull took up resdence though, right? maybe there were proper roads before then, and they just abandoned them like the town?

yeah that would make sense! hmmm, I didn't find any paths that branch off and the mountains cutting off the area weren't created just to punish po town, it was just the rain in po town, and the town at the base of mt. lanakila that was smited 🤔🤔🤔

unless...... so like, ula'ula meadow and the lake of the [whichever] are obv. not tapu bulu's to smite, but maybe the two cursed areas were connected at some point but the destruction of the megamart was combined with destroying some roads??

or maybe it was connected near mt. hokulani?

there seems to have been at the very least some kind of mudslide there, but when I check in-game, there's no sign of a former road....... 🤔🤔🤔

#oceandi answers #anonymous #alola #po town #it's very mysterious #of course there is another explanation -- there are SO few cars in pokemon in general it's hard to imagine that one little corner of an #island would have so many unless po town was abandoned QUITE a long time ago -- back when people used cars as a main form of transportation #we never find out much about the group that came before team skull in any meaningful way. just like two lines #oh my god I was just trying to open USUM to find those two lines and instead spent like an hour and a half trying to fix my 3ds #I DID IT BTW THE CHARGING PORT WAS JUST UNSOLDERED SO I SQUISHED IT DOWN WITH ELECTRICAL TAPE AND NOW IT CHARGES PERFECTLY LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

[moe-broey]

And in all of this time after all these years 630+ hours played. I never even got Francine's photo when she's my fave of all time 🙄🙄🙄🙄 WHATEVER.

#animal crossing #the two photos i managed to get are chrissy's (which was inevitable bc i spoiled her JUST as much as her sister) #and julien's (WHICH. WAS A SHOCK TO ME but i love you gay ass horse. thank you i'm honored) #GOD I JUST LOOKED AT MY PLAY TIME TO ADD TO THE POST AND. that wasn't ALL on starfall #i had another island i nuked before that. but i'm FAIRLY CERTAIN i had francine on that one too i mean i have her card. #FRANCINE. FRANCINE. WHY #i know you're snooty BUT COME ON #YOU KNOW WHO I NEED BACK!!!!!!! I NEED KYLE #I WAS SOOOOOO IN LOVE W KYLE IN NEW LEAF and he just HASN'T been on any of my horizons islands #i should def go w dif villagers in general next island. i may not be able to resist francine chrissy and sasha #but like. beyond that. i NEED to have a playful spooky island. also I NEED CRANKYS AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭 #LIKE i didn't really plan out my guys on starfall a lot of them just happened. and they fit in perfectly #like some were cards and picked up from friends towns but some were chance encounters. pietro. bob. my sillies #BUT I GOTTA. I GOTTA CHANGE IT UP. I GOTTA

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!! #or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing #NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years #waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line #mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker #you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy #victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know #you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and #doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's #life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze #manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head? #This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and #poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy #she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he #said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch. #No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings. #bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk #that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!! #and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck. #Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he? #was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements #and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm #and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word #choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board. #Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself?? #'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person #how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person?? #Are you just living in some other reality??? #callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me #im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason