#unless u like vampires

[cloudofbutterflies]

So how about that that trailer huh

#puppet history #puppet history season 5 #watcher #the watcher #season 5 #shane madej #ryan bergara #him too #im assuming at least #the professor #don't follow me for this btw i love the show to death but i dont post that much about watcher #unless u like vampires #then follow me #vampires #the genie #professor mcnasty #puppet history season 4 #the devil #we are watcher #watcher entertainment

[luck-of-the-drawings]

"And soda; runs off into the street..." "...and soda... is totally okay!"

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #cw blood #something something cracking open a boy w the cold ones #IF THERE ARE ANY MISTAKES I MISSED I SWWWEAR TO JEBEDIAH. IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA DIE IT NEEDS TO BE DONE #ALSO RRRAAAHAHHHGHGH CAN I JUST TAKEA SECOND TO SCREEAAMM ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE SODA AND EMIZEL.. LIKE THERYE SO CUTE.... #THEY ARE HOMIES THAT KISS EACHOTHR GOODNIGHT. THEY CARE SO MUCH FOR EACHOTHER. SODA LOVES SODA AND SODA LOVES YOU #do u guys remember how willing he was to share blood w his vampire bestie. like cmon. remember when emizel memorized sodas Soda Schedule. #LIKE CMON.... they just have eachothers backs so much. ouhhh my god... ANYWAY SO THE ART HUH. I FEEL LIKE I SCRAMBLED W IT FOR A WHILE #DRAWIN IS HARD..... i think i did well in the end tho.. i like the lil heart beat effects. and i hope i made soda look Suffieciently Scared #i ALSO had fun w the teeth. i however did not have fun w the walls. if i had more drugs i mightve done every brick in more detail #but i didnt WANNA!!!! this will suffice.I HOPE IT FLOWS WELL&THAT ITS CLEAR... IVE STARED AT IT SO LONG IT IS NOW VISUAL SOUP. HELP!!! #i want my comics to have more Pauses and Space and Thought and Momence. i feel like normally they go so fast. but THIS time #i think i did good.... huuoouhhhh.... comics are HARD art is HARD but i am HARDER. or something. OH YEAH I HAVE MORE ART THINGS #soda was RLY HARD FOR ME TO DRAW FOR A MINUTE..but i like where his design is now. i wanted his hair to be curly swirly.like soda fizz #i THINK thats all my thoughts for now. if u have thoughts u should spill them in the tags i looooove reading tttaaggsss #have a goodnight i gotta go to work soon. maybe. unless the casinos power goes out AGAIN. OR SEOMTHING... UUGHHH MY SCHEDULE IS IN SHAMBLES #I THOUGHT I WAS WORKIN 3 DAYS INA ROW SO I RENTED A WHOLE DAMN HOTEL BC THE JOB PLACE IS FAR AWAY.. I HAD TO CANCEL THE WHOLE RESERVATOn #annd im MMMMAD ABOUT IT!!! like ill get over it ofc BUT IM PEEVED!!!! IM INCONVIENIENCED AND GENTLY AGGRIVATED. BUT OVERALL FINE. #hope yalls weekend goes well. sleep well. if u get the chance to.

[gornackeaterofworlds]

One of four bay vampires

@avery73 @luckycharms1701

Runs and hides-

#smiles sweetly #bangs my pots and pans #gornack art tag #gornack click to see details tag #tmnt bay #bayverse #bay tmnt #bay raph #tmnt raph #vampire au #why r u runnin sweetheart he aint gonna hurt ya #unless you want him to #who do i do next help #the rendering got a little fucked cuz a discord call messed with my ibis and i couldnt undo the things #still decent though #flashbacks to my villain donnie. hm. i should make the others. but what kind of villain would they be?? #hes a darker more tactical stalker like villian or at least i tried to portray it #hmmmng....... #im also struggling with yan prompts and stuff #theyre so fun to draw evil but so hard to draw evil #what do i do with their big ass bodies y'know #tw blood

[loserdiaz]

i think we as a society need to write more vampire buck fics (and by we, i mean you guys so i can read all of them <3)

#this month is my bday btw if anyone would like to... do something #this is mostly a joke #unless you're writing a vampire buck au #then pls tag me and thank u #evan buckley #buddie #april rambles #vampire buck my beloved

[dracula-enthusiast]

see i dont know what i would say is the cause of like. transmitting vampirism in my own personal vampire lore. i like the idea of vampirism being like a disease, but i dont necessarily like it to be spread like one. i like when its an intentional thing, like you have to purposely turn someone else into a vampire. disease doesnt give a shit abt intention though, so i don't know of a way to bridge these things to be so honest with u.

#.txt #vampires #im just talking to myself #also i like the idea of a frog afflicted w vampirism that turns creatures who ingest the mucus it secretes into vamps #i like that concept a lot #poison dart frog but like u turn into a vampire #<- this leans into the spread like a disease thing tho #and i dont rly ascribe to that bc like. everyone ever would be a vampire then. if our reaction to covid is anything to go off of #i dont want a vampirism pandemic to be a thing in my mythos #<- unless i do bc that sounds sick as fuck #much to think about

[boxwinebaddie]

i’m sorry i’m still thinking about ravenstan talking mad smack about not caring about seeing kyle because he’s so cool and ‘a total professional, you guys’ and then immediately getting humbled and vibe checked so hard by the universe when bc he accidentally walks right into jersey who, does not yell at him like stan assumed, but much, much worse, just adjusts his glasses, licks his lips, winks and whispers watch where ya flyin angel ;) xx seductively in stan’s ear b4 walking off like it’s nothing

also please note: stan needed to do both a shot and hit his inhaler simultaneously to recover lmaooo RIP

#like i put it in the tags of that post #but that’s so unofficial #and i have not known peace #since the scary sexy topdom jersey kyle Watch Where Ya Flyin Angel ;) xx #LIKE I CAN HEAR IT AND I KNOW IT WAS CRAZY #AND I KNOW STAN THREW UP IN A POTTED PLANT #AND THEN DID A SHOT AND THEN HIT HIS INHALER #he wasn’t even in the vampire fit either #he just looked Good because jersey never leaves the house unless he’s serving 12/10 #also he’s just objectively the most beautiful person ever #meanwhile by comparison stan looks like literal week long celebrity bender gutter trash #hasn’t brushed his hair since #in the giant embarassing stan teeshirt and the pajama jeans #AND KYLE LAID IT ON SO THICK THE AUDACITY #LIKE LOOK AT HIM JERSEY DONT DO THIS #everyone was like stan baby are u okay #and he was like please don’t talk to me #one moment #throws up again #it’s okay he looked really good during that mv #like i respect vampire jersey #but vampirehunter ravenstan w the crossbow #amazing and immaculate content bestie #anyways…nina write the para #anyways #watch where ur flyin angels ;))))

[st-guliks-fnord]

Just solved the steam pressure puzzle in Vampire the Masquerade: Swansong & I’m like. Pissed off

I eventually looked up a tutorial only to determine that the tutorial literally only works from the initial gauge pressures, and once you’ve messed with them at all no tutorials will help you. The only way to just get the pressures back to default would be to restart the entire level over again. I’m stubborn & I’d already restarted the level from scratch (after getting shot at the end) so I just continued to fuck with it until I finally got it solved but like…who designed this shit. Why this. Are there not enough bullshit steps to find all of the necessary valves without also making them not work like real valves? Where just turning the associated valve makes the connected pressure increase/decrease? You’re gonna make it a pain in the ass to find all of the necessary valve locations and then ALSO make them function in this bullshit way, & there’s no way to know how many psi each valve affects each gauge ahead of time without turning them individually yourself? Like at least make it so blowing out the steam resets the pressures to default, jfc.

Every time I play this game I encounter something else that makes me say “oh that’s why people hate this one”

#still gonna finish it though #i am in fact hungry enough for vtm content :/ #and like hey I’ve already come this far #but jesus CHRIST #what a shitty puzzle #vampire the masquerade #vampire the masquerade: swansong #vtm #real glad I did not purchase this game at full price #honestly even the steam sale price might not be worth it unless u like suffering through games #i enjoy a challenge in video games but stuff like this is straight up bullshit #the amount of math it takes to solve if u don’t want to sit there spinning valves for an hour is ridiculous #if ur luck is bad u could sit there forever & never get it unless u fucking calculate it out

[bahoreal]

possibly my least popular storytelling onion but bringing people back from the dead undermines the very real and powerful grief that drives a character journey and i hate it when that happens

#unless the plot is About a character returning from the dead. like in the flesh. or any vampire media. u know #but when a character dies and it's treated seriously but the fans go into uproar and they bring em back its like ok? copout wtf #deal with the grief you coward! #worst writer for this is steven moffat. that guy just cannot kill anyone #everyone dies and death is a vitally important part of storytelling! death is a part of life! and dealing with it and all its weight! i #is the sign of a great storyteller!! #i hope Izzy does not come back from the dead. i miss him i enjoyed his s2 character arc but i want s3 to be about there being an izzy LOSS

[albatris]

theres a scene where alex takes nat out hunting n teaches him stuff n i am now realising i do not know what that looks like

there are three targets. in the Wilderness with trees and such. they ambush two and chase down the third. how does one efficiently like. do that. are there Techniques. Strategies. I feel stupit

they have the advantage of night vision n being able to smell stuff super good And Also Speed so i guess it's not really much of a chase but I'd like it if there was SOME strategy to it

lmao

#on one hand itd b nice if alex does some teaching but on the other its also v funny if alex is just like #''ok go wild ig'' n just sets nat loose #like its not HARD. just run fast n do a murder. u know how this goes #a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears #its not like most vampires in rentalcar hunt with any degree of subtlety #unless ur riley ig

[amygdalae]

Saw a fucking mosquito in my room. My nonviolence towards living animal does not extend to those who actively want to take my blood from me. Killing killing killing killing

#its not personal but ill be keeping my blood inside me thank u very much #unless youre like. a really really hot vampire i have none to spare

[sipsteainanxiety]

and if i wrote a vampire dabi fic what then huh

#ok but #vamp dabi who's actually ur neighbor #and likes to bother u LMAOOO #pulls up to ur house to ask for sugar or smthn #THTS VAMPIRES RIGHT #THEY CANT ENTER UR HOUSE UNLESS U INVITE THEM IN?? #LMFAOO #go to sleep shay it's late o'clock

[bonnie-bug]

the sims 4 creating the werewolf pack: hey can i copy off your homework I forgot to do it

cats (2019): yeah sure just change it up a little so you don’t get caught

the sims 4: oh yeah defs thanks man

the sims 4:

#I mean at least they have actual animal faces. sort of. but oh my god those hands and feet are TERRIFYING and not in a normal werewolfy way #jddibddkkd go d #i Am excited abt the scars tho that’s very fun #and I realize they’re a little locked with the body shape but also. u were able to give mermaids normal tails kdhdkdkd #why not more wolfy lookin weres…… were they just too scared of looking like furries #the sims 4 #the bon speaks #unforch unless it comes out that it’s absolute shit like the wedding pack. i WILL be buying it 😔😔😔 #I just love werewolves man…… #catch me making a werewolf/vampire household for crowley and aziraphale idfjdkdidk #also maybe even johnlock skdkdkd even tho I haven’t played in their household since probs 2019 lmao #anyway. very psyched abt this pack but also screaming abt how weird the werewolf looks kdhdkdkd kid #did not mean that last kid there lmao I’m typing this on my ipad and it still has autocorrect turned on lmao

[ragingtwilight]

Your Skyrim character is a mary sue

#it doesnt matter what u say #unless u just go by one major thing or none of them and never complete the main questline LMAO #dude u can be a vampire/werewolf #thane of like every major city #leader of multiple companys- like. bro #at the very least ur a marina susan LMFAO #shit talking aside its genuinely so funny to me LMAOOO #u can literally become god in skyrim and some ppl will still insult u to ur face like u cant kill them just by giving them a death glare #this game so goody man #time to kill god and take her role 😇 #grrr #gamer moment #blame mobile tumblr for any grammar/spelling mistakes in the tags it wont let me see them WHAHAHHHAHHA

[leafatlaw]

torn between, human!rolan and vampire!rand because of the whole bug thing, but vice versa would be good because than rolan could struggle with the morality of being in love with a monster. But also Rands too lame to be a cool vampire

#The answer is obviously vampire!kian #But idk #look look trying to think of where u saw the dynamic of religious guilt vampire #Look Rands too lame to be a vampire sorry #Unless he was accidentally turned and resents it #But that doesn’t make for an interesting keeperschampion dynamic #One of them has too be confident #sparrow speaks #Thinking about cannibalism (I don’t not condone canabilsm) #Ahhhhh the inherent homoerotism of vampires #See I’m trying to compare them to wwdits #But no one is doing it like them /derogatory

[faeodum]

i am simply saying that staking nandor about it would just make me feel better , is all …

#@ jermaine and taika u better sleep w one fucking eye open #cuz if i cant take it out on the fictional stupid vampire i am going to BULLY u on the INTERNET #/j……. or am i???? no jk…….. UNLESS #in all levels except physical i am shaking nandor upside down by the foot like in a cartoon #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #ishy

[holytrickster]

#oc: kira #i dont love this but its done lol #supposed to be based on the 1897 version of mucha's spring print #i was going to put her in something she would actually wear but i couldnt figure out what that'd be #pov u show up to frolic at your own grave #that was the idea anyway although idk how that would work since vampirism... #unless maybe she doesn't wake up from dying right away and has to like. claw her way out that's scary #my art #digital art