"Did you know that a shark attorney like me can smell an easy case from a mile away?"
he also!! is pointing where you gotta give him a little kiss or else he'll die.
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i have my nipples pierced nd i think aki would looooove pierced nipples or belly buttons … he thinks he’s a pervert anytime he thinks about how aroused he’d be if the girl he’s banging is pierced up but he can’t help it……
god yes, aki thinks nipple or bellybutton piercings are so hot and beautiful, he'd get so damn flustered if you told him you have them. like super red in the face and all he can muster to say to you is a weak oh. you question him, asking if he thinks it's weird and he says no, definitely not. you won't know it, but from then on, whenever he's alone he has a hard time stopping himself from fantasizing about what you look like under your shirt.
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I've seen a lot of people writing Danny as a space ancient and Dan and Dani as ghosts with moon and sun cores, being sort of parts, versions of Danny and therefore weaker. Now, consider: Dan and Dani are both powerful ghosts with really cool cores and stuff but Danny is just some guy™
Dan, who came from an alternate timeline and is kind of from the future but also not, is Clockwork's apprentice and will eventually become an ancient of time. He probably only agreed to have some lessons with Clockwork to understand better what happened to him, but he enjoys his apprenticeship now.
Dani, with her love of travelling, loves seeing all the different places the world offers to her, and that includes space and different planets and maybe even parallel universes, and she accidentally ends up being an apprentice of the space ancient. For now she's probably a baby ancient of freedom or something like that, but she might become an ancient of space in the future.
We can also have something like Dan having a core of destruction or Dani being the Speed Force if you want it to be dcxdp, or any headcanon of yours about their cool powers.
And then there's Danny. And yeah, everyone knows that he's super powerful, but also he's just some guy.
It can go different routes. Does everyone know that Danny is just Danny? Or do they think that with siblings (well, technically a clone and an alternate version, but whatever) so powerful, he must be even stronger? Is Danny actually something terrifyingly eldritch and ancient and strong, almost a god, but he just doesn't know himself? Or is he just really some guy?
Now, because it's obvious that I have a dcxdp brainrot, have a regular "JL summons/meets a powerful ghost" but its Dan and Dani, and they keep mentioning their original/brother who won a fight against them at some point. The JL is very concerned about Dan and Dani's godlike powers, and they can't imagine what Danny is like. And then they meet him (in his human form), and it's just a young adult in casual clothes, very friendly and helpful, with no evident powers. Imagine the confusion. Imagine Dan and Dani, radiating power, in their eldritch ghost forms, admitting that fighting Danny for real is the dumbest thing to do and not even they would succeed... And then there's Danny is jeans and silly t-shirt, waving shyly.
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A compiled list of various severe crimes committed by one Mr Scar of the Good Times, exact counts pending.
Cannibalism (Multiple counts)
War profiteering
Trading of Souls
Grave robbing
Fraud of multiple varieties
Racketeering
Arson (Like a lot of it)
Unethical experimentation
Acts of Terror
Spiritual possession
Contract killing
Sale of human remains
Ritual sacrifice
Oathbreaking
Violation of the real life Geneva Convention
Deceptive marketing
Kidnapping
Desecration of a sacred place
Whatever tf Area 77 had going on
Insider trading
Extortion
Patricide
Matricide
Unsafe building practices
Holy war
Desecration of corpses
Market manipulation
Treason
Tax evasion
Murder (Lots and lots)
Large-scale extreme vandalism
Mass enviromental destruction
Political corruption
Identity fraud
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Neil gaiman is a Zionist :(
this is so funny because if you google "neil gaiman zionist" nearly all of the links are to unsourced tumblr posts or responses to a single tweet from 2015 that just acknowledges Israel's existence
I see gaiman has once again committed the heinous crime of Being Jewish When Israel Is In The News
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Hey, if you have speech impediments, you are so amazing.
If you stutter or have a lisp or misspeak easily or you have a flat affect or a limited verbal vocabulary or if your voice is AAC or if you just have a difference in your vocality, you are so incredibly important and amazing.
Just know that your voice is yours. Nobody will ever be able to truly take it away. Your voice is part of you, and you deserve to make it as true to you as you deem fit. I hope you have the space to grow with your voice and whatever about it makes it unique.
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