#v embarrassing all of this

[colorsunimaginable]

I posted 7,460 times in 2022

That's 6,943 more posts than 2021!

86 posts created (1%)

7,374 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 541 of my posts in 2022

#the spare - 131 posts

#tom hiddleston - 119 posts

#dramione - 102 posts

#writing - 101 posts

#harry potter - 96 posts

#enemies to lovers - 89 posts

#fanfiction - 75 posts

#the auction - 71 posts

#romance - 70 posts

#tom hiddleston x ofc - 59 posts

Longest Tag: 135 characters

#like i could never look tom hiddleston in the eye and tell him i've casted him in harry potter fanfic where the main protag is based on

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

anyone have any good bridgerton fic recs? i just finished romancing mister bridgerton, but i havent read any of the others (mostly bc im partial to plus size leads, but i digress). i am thirsty for content

34 notes - Posted August 11, 2022

#4

you know that moment in manacled when Hermione's watching the party and the moment draco leans in to kiss astoria he looks up DIRECTLY at Hermione?? Yeah my pussy felt that

34 notes - Posted May 9, 2022

#3

I wish this scene in my fic was already written bc I just wanna read it so badly but NoOo I have to wRItE it mYsELf

60 notes - Posted June 28, 2022

#2

please tell me someone other than just me has realized that Crimson Peak (2015) and Scooby-Doo: Zombie Island (1998) have Very Similar™️ plots?

84 notes - Posted July 31, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

the spare // masterlist

story summary: 

While on a mission to avenge the death of her best friend, Ilvermorny graduate Melisa Alder finds herself in the middle of the fight to defeat Voldemort. Upon capture after the Dark Lord's triumph, she's being sold at an auction with other muggle borns and blood traitors. Her only hope is also her only bidder - the tall, dark, and handsome Thomus Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy's younger half-brother. Is he just another Death Eater or is he hiding more than just his face beneath the mask? Will she realize her true potential to be one of the resistance's greatest weapons?

*a Voldemort Wins AU with Tom Hiddleston cast as an OC x a plus size protagonist* *takes place in The Auction universe by Lovesbitca8*

UPDATES ON MONDAYS

current word count: 190k

current chapter count: 45/?

cw: alternate universe - voldemort wins, sexual slavery, sexual assault, loss of virginity, sterilization, implied/referenced suicide, minor character death, sexual assault of pov character, implied/referenced child abuse, masturbation, possessive behavior, smut of all kinds

tags: espionage, epilogue what epilogue?, romance, pining, slow burn, angst, hurt/comfort, enemies to lovers, denial of feelings, orgasm denial, insecurity, lust potion/spell, lust at first sight, dirty talk, falling in love, death eater tom hiddleston, romantic fluff, lmk if i should mention any more tags

spotify vibes playlist for this fic

also on Ao3

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen

Chapter Nineteen

See the full post

132 notes - Posted February 19, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #v embarrassing all of this #But it's fun tbh #I'd like stopped using Tumblr for a few years #Got back into it after getting hooked on dramione

[batbabydamian]

Damian Wayne NYCC 2023 Remarks & Commissions!

Patrick Gleason

Jorge Jimenez

Dan Mora

Jorge Corona

Simone Di Meo

Dike Ruan

#damian wayne #i finally unpacked LOL 💀 #i’ll ramble about these at some point but all these artists were so kind and they really love art and creating and AHH it is v inspiring 😭 #ACTUALLY v quick rambles bc they r important to note for me #Simone pointed at the lil round robin and was like ‘this is my fav part :)’ LOL #the Gleason one was done in the RSOB hardcover :’) #CORONA’S. i actually left his table still admiring the commission before i noticed Damian didn’t have the iconic eyelashes #i was so embarrassed to go back to ask if he could add them but he was so nice about it!! i was v happy 😭 #beloved

[pollyna]

Husband reveals but in the most normal way ever: Mav forgets his lunch home twice, and Tom drops by because he can't have a starving husband, even less for such an important mission. The first time he's wearing civvies and the daggers are far away to not notice him at all, the second one Ice is still in full uniform when he strolls in the cafeteria, drops Mav's lunch on the table, kisses his lips and "I'm not your errand boy, next time you forgot your lunch it's on you" to which Mav smiles dopey "whatever you say, Iceman. Eat with me?". How could Tom say no?

All around them, nobody moves because the Commander of the fucking Pacific Fleet is sharing a sandwich with their captain. And they kissed.

#another husband reveals prompt? yep. love them need them bc i had a very not good afternoon and i have a headache that's getting worst #lemme live with all the fluff possible #one day i'm going to learn the abbreviation of ice's title #for now i just want him alive #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #the dagger squad goes: 😳😶🧐🫨🫣😲🤯 #and cyclone goes: 🫠😔😒🤢 why not me #bradley is like eating is lunch and trying v hard to not succumb to second hand embarrassment #until he doesn't say 'hi dad' out loud #in the meanwhile ice and mav are: 🥰☺️😚🥵🙈❤️‍🔥👬👨‍❤️‍👨🫶 #otp: things get old our love is gold

[ceilidho]

How far do you think Johnny could take it with a clueless reader? Like before she starts to think hey wait maybe this isn’t just what boy best friends do?

I mean. They’ve probably fucked a couple times before she confides in a friend that it’s tough dating when you have a guy best friend because that’s basically admitting that she’s currently sleeping with someone and her friend is like. What are you talking about. I have two guy best friends and I don’t sleep with either of them.

#I love idiot reader ❤️ #she’s my silly dumb girl and tbh I see myself in her #wanna hear a funny story since we’re all cozy in the tags? #when I lost my v card my situationship at the time stayed over for the weekend and when he went to leave #he went in for a hug but I thought he was going for a handshake so I shook his hand #like thanks for doing business with you pardner same time next week? #EMBARRASSING. weirdo (derogatory)

[charmac]

thoughts on the people harassing glenn and rob on twitter from the macden fandom? they gave us so much s16 and ppl throwing it in their faces by tagging them and asking if they hooked up irl

Context:

Don’t care how famous they are, how old they are or how married they are, it’s literally never okay to directly tag and try and out someone. You said it, that’s harassment.

And what’s the end goal here? Like at best they don’t see it and you just look like an asshole, at worst they do see it and feel extremely fucking weird about it. At like, extreme worst, if either of them are queer, you drum up enough weirdos to back you (the Heartstopper kid situation) and you force one of them to out themselves.

This pisses me off the most because, like, it’s all fun and games to call MCD their ‘failsonas’ or whatever, but Glenn especially hates people comparing him to Dennis. How is this any more ‘ok’ than commenting on instagram that he’s D.E.N.N.I.S. System-ed Jill? (Hint, it’s really not). In both cases, it’s people trying to apply the character to the actor to entertain themselves and justify their fantasies of Glenn’s real life. Dennis is not. Glenn.

Again, what’s the end goal here? Like what’s the ideal situation you get out of this if one of them sees this and, god forbid, responds? This is such an icky sticky thing to even want to touch on publicly.

So they give us gay content and in return they get Reddit complaining about it and Twitter demanding they ‘admit’ that they’re actually gay themselves. Huh. Wonder why we haven’t gotten anything explicitly gay on screen from Mac yet? Huh. What a mystery?

#iasip #rcg #stop fucking globbing in public it’s embarrassing as shit #god are you people TWELVE? #once a 12 year old directly asked me if i was gay in front of a ton of people and i was like. i had to have a convo w them immediately #about why it’s not a question to ask someone in a room full of ppl #but like. you’re all supposed to be adults!? #how do you not realise what a major fucking line this crosses #in 2023!??? #god forbid one of them. . is actually queer they’re NEVER coming out with this shit #can these people please read the experiences of any gay man in hollywood ever. #PLEASE? #yeah this works me up #as a gay man !! who is a v private person! #sorry this is just a personal rant at this point sorry #but yeah seriously fuck off withcthis shit

[dykepaldi]

no one is telling you to skip nine anymore. not a single person in the world.

#soooo many posts about it in the year of our lord 2023 #i honestly dont even know if anyone said it like. 10 years ago when ppl first started complaining about it #heard people complaining about it 1000x more than ive heard anyone actually saying to skip nine #the surge in popularity for 9 on tumblr lately is v interesting #he wins all the polls #we get it ur so much better than everyone else bc u dont like the cringe embarrassing superwholock doctors #and 9s actually suchhhh an underground pick like did anyone even watch his stuff?????? #yes. yes they did everyone did #justice for 11 man its not his fault the fandom was the most annoying when he was around

[babbimetal]

PA PA YA! AND MEGITSUNE WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOORR

#MY LONGEST YEAH BOY EVAAA #WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK Y'ALL #THE 4 YEAR LONG BATTLE IS OVER WAR IS OVER KISTUNES WE CAN REST #lowkey was NOT expecting tom morello to be in the m/v😭😭😭 #AND IT WAS MOMOKO DOING THE KABUKI-ESQUE PART #TO ALL YOU DINGDONGS SAYING IT WASN'T HER DOING IT LIVE OR IN THE SONG ARE YOU NOT EMBARRASSED ??? #ALSO MOMO CENTER SPOT FOR A FEW SECONDS WHO ELSE STARTED CONVULSING #STUDIO M/V LOOKS BEAUTIFUL THE GIRLS LOOK BEAUTIFUL THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN #STREAM METALI FOR CLEAR SKING AND A FAT ASS #babymetal #sumetal #moametal #momometal #momokometal #metali #tom morello

[tangirlisfangirl]

the movie was good but like. cmon guys.

#YOU CAN PAY RIGHTS FOR THE FAN SONG BUT NOT FOR THE CANONICAL DEATH SONG CMOOOONNNNN #also. the springlock scene couldve been gorier. #it feels like they dedicated all the horror the pg-13 rating allotted to the bite of 87 ripoff of a throwaway character like huh?? #not to your main villain?? not to the fan favorite¿¿ tuh embarrassing #(still had a v fun time tho ill prolly watch it twice <3) #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf spoilers #fnaf movie spoilers

[yunogf]

jaehyun: damn bitch u live like this

#this is so chxjchxkcjxkcjkz #imagining screaming ur lungs out &then look over &see jaehyun staring at u like 👁👄👁 #mark didnt even look #all v embarrassing 😭 #jokes on jaehyun bc id be screaming at HIM like that #chxjcjx this makes me wanna crawl in a hole rip op #the way the screams just Stop when it pans to jaehyun 💀 #he looked Right into their camera like he made that personal 😭😭

[okkennymay]

This time around I thought I would make a comic relaying the events after the last time I posted, because my gosh is it easier to explain with pretty pictures than upsetting words >vO I prefer to make jokes about my situation than anything, ‘cause honestly it’s a solid way of dealing with it and I take so many medications as it is, why not add laughter to it I say! ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

Despite my condition’s best efforts I still managed to organise and complete a commission with someone through emails! Thank you @waezi2 you were so patient as I arose from my grave every other day to get things done (❁´◡`❁) Fighting my body and winning to complete it was the victory I needed! The sheer satisfaction I get from a commission well received by someone is like pure nectar to me~ Sweet sustenance I just can’t get enough of! The money don’t hurt either, Disability Support Pensions do not go far in this economy 👀 This is as close as I can get to having a job and I wont let C.V.S (Cyclic vomiting Syndrome) or Chrohns take that from me! 

I’m raring to dive into more if anyone’s interested ♪(´▽｀) I’m just about to post a new “commissions sheet” to broadcast that very fact >vO I do love having something to draw between Ectober pages~

#OKKennyMay #chronically ill #chrohns disease #Comic #cyclic vomiting syndrome #If you're wondering about the fire #long story short my body has little to no control over it's temperature and sometimes it tries to overheat me to death during my episodes #it makes it such a hassle constantly changing out ice packs and devouring ice only to vomit it out trying to cool it myself down physically #In a room that's colder than ice but feels like a furnace to me #all the while in a desperate and delirious haze #needless to say it's a bit of a wild time but i've got a really awesome mum who keeps me alive during these moments #I'm determined to be more honest about what's going to in my life for my own sake #i'm tired of having nightmares about people knowing details about my illness so i'm just going to rip the damn bandaid off #no matter how embarrassing or horrifying it is to relay at times I gotta do it #because i'm tired of being ashamed for things I have no control over dang it! It's not my fault my body doesn't work right >:V #hey if you read all these tags thank you #I appreciate you

[duvewing]

#saint.txt #polls #dmc #based on that wc poll i've seen since i know some of the devil may cry fanon here can be a bit grating as well #obligatory disclaimer that i know that fandom will flanderize for jokes and it's fine for ppl to not 100% take the characters seriously #all the time. #anyway i think girlboss lady who has to wrangle dante around is annoying and so is alpha sigma male vergil #edit: [head in hands] v. how did i forget abt v #is it just bc i don't seek him out a lot unless i'm directly thinking of vergil too #sorry v. um. this is embarrassing #anyway also my issue with fanon trish is that a lot of the time she simply Does Not Exist and when she does it's just 'girlboss step on me' #shares the same issue w/ kyrie in that she has an interesting base as a character but a lot of what i like abt her exists in my head #and in the heads of like the 5 other ppl who enjoy the character as well

[panmixia]

I posted astobean but I think some of you guys wanted to see this

#🌌 #arjuna fate #cheated angle and all but he really is almost as long as my couch lmao #took a week bc i was waiting for the pillow to arrive #KIND OF A BITCH TO FIND ONE IN THESE PROPORTIONS BTW. #anyways hes um. p much as tall as he is in canon. #ill get better pics in the morning. sorry for the mess i go home only to get drunk n sleep rn. tomorrow ill clean and again take nicer pics #for now.........as a [REDACTED] im v happy #(redacted is nothing bad just embarrassing)

[milkbreadtoast]

O BTW i watched the first ep of the dungeon meshi and I RLY LIKE ITTTT ive been meaning to start the manga for yrs but never got around to it TT... trigger seems to be doing rly well w the adaptation tho from what ive heard manga readers say and well just from watching it blind myself i alr rly love it and cant wait to see more...!!!

#save me dunmeshi yuri and yaoi... #(the white women and kabru & that one eyed elf guy who always looks like hes having the worst time of his life- #cant wait to get to kabru i love his design sm hes so cute.... #also very dismayed to find that i lowkey find laios(laius?) attractive... lowkey... #I BLAME MILK COOKIE.... ITS ALL BC OF MILKCOOKIE... I DIDNT CARE ABT HIMBOS BEFORE. DAMMIT #being attracted to (white)men is so embarrassing #he has a similar body type to milk + his face too... the droopy eyes... #and his personality is similar too..... except instead of dark choco cookie he fixates on eating monsters <3 #honestly love that its so cute.. #FARLYN IS SO FINE THO HIII🥰... UNNI- *gets bonked w a hammer* #both siblings remind me of milk cookie tbh.... laius for what i mentioned and farlyn w her rosy cheeks... #milk cookie is like if u combined them... #also senshi is so instantly likeable... #THE FOOD MADE ME HUNGRY AFFFF LIKE I WAS DROOLING #i want to draw milk cookie again.... #ok i swear im not gonna simp for laius tho. hes just some guy (i do think his chara is v endearing so far) #IM JUST ADMITTING HES CUTE BC... I SWEAR I WOULDVE NEVER THOUGJT THIS BEFORE... #LIKE HES NOT MY TYPE... BEFORE THAT DAMNED COOKIE......DAMN IT #its ok theyre fictional men tho <3

[skitskatdacat63]

2005 Chinese Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso(ft. Flavio Briatore)

#not pictured but: CRYING LAUGHING AT THE FACT THAT NANDO SET HIS OWN CAR ON FIRE BY REVVING FOR FUN TOO MUCH 😭😭 #and the commentators saying 'well kids will be kids' abt it ^ im having a moment 🥺🥺🥺 #not pictured: NANDO SINGING WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS ON THE RADIO 🥺🥺 I DIDNT REALIZE IT WAS FROM THIS RACE IM CRYINGNGGGG #all of the nando/flavio moments....if i speak- #theres just so many things i am staring intently at #SCREAMING CRYING THATS HIS BOY!!!! HIS BOYYYYY!!!!! LOOK AT THEM!!!!!! #im glad no one is around me when i watch race podiums bcs i make so many embarrassing squealing noises AHJDKFLFLLF #hate this podium(/s) bcs its peer-pressuring me into watching 2006 next...ahhhhh i might.. #renault nando is just so....hes just sooooooo...he is my blorbo and i want more of him but ahhhh.... #its really really so cute to imagine that zhou is somewhere at the racetrack watching nando win the wcc #apologies to ralf and kimi who are also on this podium but not pictured here but this is fernando's podiums theres too much good content #i hate to cut down these gif posts to 10 but then again i cant just post all 20 gifs i did make #speaking of gifs that didnt make it into this post theres one of him holding up '7' which will be included in a dif post!! #anyways im v sad that this journey is over but proud of myself for finishing it and posting all of these #tysm to everyone whos been here since round 1!! its been a lot of fun and i appreciate your support sm heheh #but worry not! the grind never stops! 2005 may be done but theres so many seasons i wanna watch #fernando alonso #fa14 #2005 chinese gp #2005 chinese grand prix #renault nando #renault #flavio briatore #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1 #(2005: 19/19 races watched) #<- well that was satisfying to type out! :D

[itspileofgoodthings]

I love the rhyming on ttpd. can only think of two examples currently but I know there’s more.

#the dancing phantoms on the terrace do they get second hand embarrassed #is e v e r y t h I n g #but also I can’t stop thinking about: #you. look. like. taylor swift. in this light—we’re lovin’ it #like just the flow. the cadence. not even just the rhyme but #her ease with language and playfulness with it and all the little pockets and corners of so many songs #even ones you think you don’t like. settle in with time! #like the thing about taylor is that she is VERY much a poet #in that some of her genius/way with words is innate #and the images and stuff she uses the turns of phrase can feel so garish and embarrassing on first listen #they JAR #but honestly I think it’s because she is truly …. new? she is doing something NEW #and the shock and outrage that always goes with new things is always present with a Taylor album #and I think she’s drawing on so much from the past to write but she is so deeply rooted in the present cultural moment #so it’s so easy to dismiss her writing on first glance as like. idk a college girl’s idea of poetry #as being too Stark or Melodramatic. #she loves OBVIOUS imagery and extremely dramatic ones too #but she isn’t actually just throwing stuff at the wall #because pretty much always. it starts to land and soften and settle #and the image she’s chosen has done its job of drawing you into a world #and/or communicating an emotion #and sometimes it’s so upsetting. like. get me out of the bedroom with Matty Healy taylor!!!!!!!!!! but. the art is art-ing! #I guess is what I’m saying. she’s good at this it isn’t just hype #but some of it really is that she’s taking us places we might not want to go or are so quick to pass judgment on #as being unworthy of a song or more importantly a poem. but present art HAS to do that #and does do it!!!!!! idk I am just. musing

[pktearsoftazmily]

🌻

Good, three of them fled. Now, it was one on one, a fair fight. The boy kept his PSI active, not moving an itch from his spot, allowing the mysterious creature to speak. Lucas kept his serious look on, showing he was not going to have any kind of nonsense, especially when it came to his home. An eyebrow eventually did raise upon learning about the names of his friends.

Wait. Raymona? Rayman? He-- He knew them! If this guy was talking about who Lucas thought he was speaking about, then this must've been a friend of theirs!

Satisfied, Lucas dropped the frown, no longer looking threatening, his PSI asleep once more. Standing straight, the boy blinks, then realises what he had just done. He bit on his lip, stepping away with his gaze unable to look at the other.

"Ooh, I'm really sorry. I just assumed-- Ah, jeez. I, urm, y-you-- You carry on. I'll, uh, b-be over here. M-minding my own business. Where y-you won't see me."

#spoocys glade of dreams #v ;; The Hero of Tazmily #O p s sorry about him Murfy he's a sweet boy really #Just startled him and made him think you were being evil #Now he's all embarrassed and small bless him