#vadd incorrect quotes

[dil-hai-kafkaesque]

VADD incorrect quotes

Callisto: if a beautiful girl disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Penelope: well maybe you should have principles

Callisto: you're right maybe I should.

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[murasaki-cha]

Callisto literally after finding out about the “lovers” thing: Why yes the princess and I are indeed lovers that lovingly love each other with our deep love as lovers do when they’re in love

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[kibo-ichiro]

Cedric: So how did you two end up together?

*FLASHBACK*

Penelope: Hey, if we got married, would I get diplomatic immunity?

Callisto: Penelope, what did you do?

Penelope: Wedding first, questions later.

Callisto: *gets up* Okay.

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[bluebutterflyrose]

How To Find Penelope and Callisto:

Cedric: *looks around*

Cedric: This calls for desperate measures.

Cedric: *cups his hands around his mouth* CALLISTO SUCKS!

Penelope: HELL YES HE DOES!

Callisto: PRINCESS HOW CAN YOU BE SO MEAN?!

Cedric: There they are.

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[calliope-otp-my-beloved]

"If you can't picture her sinking an entire island... she's not the one, bro."

- Callisto to probably Cedrick

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[viroman]

Doctor: Your Majesty, the Empress gave birth to a girl.

Callisto: I knew we would have a daughter!This is amazing!

Doctor: But... there's a problem.

Callisto: What? What's the problem? She is ill?

Doctor: She has dragon wings.

Callisto:

Callisto: no, I knew, of course, that the beast was in bed, but not to the same extent.

Penelope: Shut your dirty mouth.

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[penelope-regulus]

Penelope: I have this urge to do something stupid.

Callisto: I'm stupid. Do me.

Reynold:

Derrick:

Yvonne:

Callisto: Did I just say that out loud?

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[eloise175]

Callisto: marry me.

Penelope: but we’re already married??

Callisto: doesn’t matter—marry me again.

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[kuroneko1815]

The maze scene but make it silly and with innuendos

Because I always make fun of Callisto being the one to instigate the silly, I want Penelope to do it this time. This came about after re-reading that scene when they first meet and I thought… what could she say differently that was just so silly. With help from @eloise175, also… we really shouldn’t be left alone together.

Callisto holding a sword to Penelope’s throat looking menacing and mocking: Why do you love me? Go on, tell me why you fell in love with me?

Penelope: Because you’re shiny!

Callisto freezes in shock: Shiny? (He’s been called many things, most of them weren’t good but never shiny!)

Penelope thinking back to her reputation: I like shiny things and your hair looks like spun gold and your eyes look like rubies.

Callisto: ??? (Just stares at her, sword steady and level as he tries to process what happened.)

Penelope internally: Oh thank god, I can escape now. (Tries to back away subtly but is foiled.)

Callisto: What else?

Penelope thinks back to all the stereotypical western teenagers and in Korea from her world and time, all those things she studied to fit in with her new classmates at university: You’re hot.

Callisto: I’m what?

Penelope: You have a handsome face and probably a fine body under those clothes from all the training you do. It makes me drool just thinking about it and I want jump you. (Penelope in her mind: maybe I should just die, it would be better if he killed me now.)

Callisto: … (Callisto.exe has crashed; please reboot)

Callisto tries to save face: It seems more like you’re in lust with me, rather than in love.

Penelope: Is there a difference right now? I haven’t talked to you, and I’ve only seen you in passing. Love and lust are the same right now.

Penelope: Also, your voice is fine and smooth like butter.

Callisto: I don’t understand?

Penelope: It means I like your voice, it’s nice and seductive. (Penelope eyes possible exists and just keeps saying things without thinking them through.)

Penelope: You’re such a babygirl

Callisto: Did you just call me a babygirl? (Now he does feel some indignation)

Penelope: Yes I did, you know, you’re so good looking I just wanna take care of you. You’re so scrunkly.

Callisto: What does that even mean? I think you’re just making up words.

Penelope: Scrunkly, an animal or creature that’s weird or unorthodox but still so cute.

Callisto: Did you just… just call me an animal?

Penelope: Well, if you’re an animal, I think mating season has come. (Penelope is dead, very dead. She can feel her soul leaving her body with each word she says and yet she can’t stop. Still, she’s resorted to dropping innuendos in hopes that he’d be so weirded out that he’d walk away without killing her.)

Callisto is shook. He knows the adopted daughter of Eckhart was crazy but not this crazy or wanton… and yet… it was appealing and exciting.

Penelope gestures to his pants: Well, I don’t much care for the sword at my neck, but you can definitely pierce me with the one down there any time. Think of me like something to conquer. (Abort, abort, abort. She thinks desperately. Shut up.)

Despite her wishes, her mouth keeps moving, and not towards rationality, it just prolongs her torture. Death by beheading wasn’t so bad, at least she’d stop talking.

Penelope: If someone asked me what I wanted for dinner, it’s you. I’m so hungry, I want a taste.

Callisto eyes her in shock. These were not words that should be coming out of a Lady’s mouth, he didn’t think he’d ever heard phrases come out of anyone’s mouth before. It was bawdy without actually being too vulgar. He wants to be offended, he really does, but…

Penelope: Please? I’m thirsty, can I have a sip? Just a sip, please? I promise I don’t bite… much. (Penelope internally: Can I turn on that damned game system now? Please?)

Penelope: If we got stuck in a closet, one of us would be walking out pregnant, and it wouldn’t be me.

Eventually, Callisto lets her go, too surprised and shook to actually process everything, especially the last part because that wasn’t possible at all, unless she was a powerful mage. And Penelope leaves no worse for wear, except her dignity, that died a traitor’s death.

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BONUS: The Cave Scene: Or Callisto gives his rebuttals because you can damn well know that he’s not letting this go and it’ll live rent free in his mind. And she’s avoided him when he tried to press her for more coherent answers, had even neglected to reply to him.

Penelope waking up in the cave: GAHH!!! Why are you naked? (Covers her eyes)

Callisto: Why are you covering you’re eyes? You wanted to see what was under my clothes anyway, and I hope it doesn’t disappoint. You certainly didn't.

Penelope: You… you shameless pervert.

Callisto: Oh? I'm the pervert now? What happened to the audacious woman who kept saying such filthy things to me to seduce me?

Penelope stares at him with a look of disbelief.

Callisto: Oh? How could you be so cold to me? Aren’t I scrunkly? Aren’t I your babygirl?

Penelope: … I'm going back to sleep.

Penelope can't actually sleep and keeps having flashbacks to it, Callisto hugs her, and tells her the story. And the conversation proceeds the same. Except instead of asking her what she liked about him…

Callisto: So, is your assessment correct, Princess?

Penelope: What?

Callisto: Is my body as 'fine' as you thought? Am I really that hot?

Penelope without thinking: Yes (Realizes what she said and blushes and buries her face into his chest and then almost dies of embarrassment when she realizes what she just did)

Callisto: It certainly seems like it based on how you're reacting.

Penelope: …

Callisto: My sword is ready for the piercing and the conquests.

Penelope bites her lips unable to say anything because he’s responding to everything she’s saying. She realized he’s pulled the ultimate reverse uno on her, and weeks after the fact too.

Callisto: Are you hungry? We can have a small snack if you want. But why stop at a sip and a taste? Let’s make this into a full meal!

Penelope: …

Callisto: Perhaps my voice alone can get you ready, we’d need to mop up after we’ve spilled our drinks.

Penelope admits to herself that he does have an amazing voice. But she’s still refusing the temptation. She wants to live thank you very much.

Callisto: We’re both still overdressed it seems. We really need to read the invitations carefully. This cave has a zero clothing policy.

Penelope tries to shut him up, when he stops her from slapping him, she kisses him which was the wrong move, or maybe it was the right one? Because it eventually devolved.

Callisto when they finally stopped: Respectfully, Emperor Claudius himself couldn’t pull me out of you. (Callisto thinks of his famous ancestor, an accomplished general, who had a story about a sword in a stone who won the throne over his half brother.)

In the aftermath, Penelope would wake up in a tangle of limbs, naked, and very well ‘conquered’ by the Crown Prince. She also gets to live, survives the game and all. And… exactly nine months after that night, a little dragon like girl was born to them. They named her Judith.

But Callisto, the new Emperor had one last thing to say to his wife as they hold their new born later not even minutes after she’s handed to them: Well, it wasn’t exactly locked in a closet, but I wasn’t the one who walked out of there pregnant.

Penelope smiles sweetly at him, motions for him to come closer so she can kiss him. He leans forward eagerly, closes his eyes. Penelope taking advantage of it, shifts Judith in one hand and slaps him hard.

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[incorrect-web-novels]

Penelope: [covered in blood] Callisto: You never looked more beautiful, Penelope Penelope: Someone just tried to kill you, Callisto Callisto: Irrelevant (Source)

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[saneijeijei]

Penelope: Could you turn away? I need to-- Callisto, joking: What I didn't see there. Penelope: …….. Get the scroll. Duke, momentarily losing his hearing: Reynold, who dropped the sword he was carrying: Derrick, who hoped that he had imagined it, but seeing how his family reacted, realized that he had not imagined it:

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[dil-hai-kafkaesque]

VADD incorrect quotes

Reynold: *bursts into room, starts packing*

Derrick: what happened?

Reynold: no one died

Derrick: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?

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[amyfrysk]

Eckhart Siblings Dynamic (part 2)

Yvonne had to borrow some of Penelope's dresses while the ones ordered for her aren't ready. The problem is that Penelope's dresses are made for someone with a "villainous aura" and not an "innocent beauty" like Yvonne

Yvonne: Tell the truth

Penelope: Is horrendous

Yvonne: Is horrendous?!

Derrick: Is modern!

Yvonne: DON'T LIE!

Derrick: I'm not—

Yvonne: I look like a idiot, don't I?

Reynald: You— *laughs* You don't look like—

Yvonne: DON'T LAUGH!!

Part 1 here

Idea from here

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[kibo-ichiro]

Soon as she unblocks me the wedding is back on.

Callisto Regulus, every time Penelope ignores his letters

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[bluebutterflyrose]

Incorrect Quotes!

Callisto, throwing a pokeball at Penelope: Princess, I choose you!

Penelope, not looking up from her book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon

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[bivirtualtrash]

Penelope: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying ?

Penelope: Like dame, if people did that to other people Reynold would have died years ago.

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