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#variety is the spice of life as they say!
olberic · 7 months
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a crucial and often overlooked part of the social media experience is the need to see posts from ppl about things you do not care about. do not misconstrue my words because im not talking about giving bigots a platform. im talking about following ppl who never shut up about a game i never want to play. people who post about their oc for a manga ive never read. fan artists who you have no idea what the hell theyre drawing but you like their style. vaguely horny artists who have kinks i dont understand. people who post about bands from the 70s as if theyre still together and on tour. people who are obsessed with poetry when youve never found a poem you really feel. like sometimes you gotta follow somebody totally at random just for the enrichment and see where it takes you.
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minusboy · 2 months
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today i offer you: tragic yaois. tomorrow? who knows..
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Dirk, getting Ultimate Noodles with Rose: Yeah, they mix the pepper with ground micro-portals to a localized spacetime fracture. So, the extreme spiciness is actually the extradimensional capsacin binding to your soul.
Rose, eating some and feeling nothing: I really need to find my soul again, one of these days.
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pawnguild · 5 days
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finally back from lunch. i'm glad the sketches were well received 😭
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see-arcane · 5 months
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This reminds me Alucard Hellsing is Dracula with beyond mary sue levels of power, and inspires me to let Jonathan and Mina have as many abilities as they want, as a treat, no matter what people may say lol
Usagi would kill him still because I say so
Dramatic version:
Alucard somehow gets around Hirano's weird 'only opposite sex turnings can happen and only with virgins!!' rule and turns Jonathan against his will for 'worthy adversary/thrall/fledgling' reasons (Death/Undeath 1). Usagi does some magical painless mercy kill (Death 2) and then spends the rest of the scene whacking Alucard over the head with a scepter.
Delicious Narrative Justice version:
The Harkers are still kicking and full of anime overkill supernatural powers. Melee ensues. Usagi does some kind of reincarnation beam and Jonathan and Mina get reborn to live their lives in peace. Alucard is still Alucard so he takes a while before limping home to Integra. He will never wash out all the glitter.
Most Likely version:
Alucard: Jonathan! It's been forever! Look, I got turned into an Englishman after all! By Van Hel(l)sing. Who is...somehow no longer a Dutchman? Did he move to England and have a kid late in life to start up his anti-vampire foundation? Eh, doesn't matter. I'm voiced by Crispin Freeman, I'm full of anime demon magic, and the leather looks great on me. I'm content. Please kill me in shounen horror combat please please p l e a s e Anderson left me hanging decades ago PLEASE--
Usagi: Oh wow, it's gross around here. Hold on. -uses sparkling cosmic grade divinity to zap the zombies and Nazi vampires into cherry blossom petals- What were we talking about? You mentioned spice cake and German chocolate.
Jonathan, trying to ignore how distressingly happy Alucard is now that he's got the kukri out: I'm willing to offer you a wedding cake-tiered helping of both if you put me out of my misery.
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angelbitezzz · 25 days
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You know at this point Sans has become like my muse but the problem is that I can't imagine him in any other outfit?? I want to draw him in different clothes but all I can think of is different shirts and he just wears the same shit all the time HAHA
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lucaplushie · 6 months
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genuinely makes me so mad that in the graphic novels henry and william are just recolors of each other
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scribblingface · 2 months
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me when I started this game: next time I'm going to play a completely different character with a different origin and a different class and romance a different companion and make different choices and
me now: what if... when I finish this playthrough... I do the same thing but again
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anto-pops · 11 months
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Hey smut mother. I may be a seb and ominis girlie but I’ve been thinking about Garreth recently wishing we had more quests with him. I swore I hated redheads but…?
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This is the farthest thing from a problem my dear, I know of a few people who would celebrate this admission with confetti and champagne 👀
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mocksart · 11 months
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about to actually start posting some of my stanley parable stuff from the past few months so prepare yourselves
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plumberrypudding · 4 months
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ik this makes me a huge hypocrite but it’s funny so im gonna do it anyways.
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cold christmas ham and 20mg. girl dinner
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ariesbilly · 1 year
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the Duffer brothers said the reason it had to Eddie was because he had a very different relationship with Dustin then Steve or the party did. Eddie is extremely Affectionate towards Dustin in a way that none of the other characters are which means a lot to Dustin because he’s a very sensitive and emotional kid who has low self esteem, so what Dustin will really be mourning in Season 5 is the loss of the only person he ever felt like he could be vulnerable with which will force him to become closed off, cold and angry
sounds like a load of made up bullshit but yall live your lives
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autoacafiles · 9 months
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I’ve noticed that Suleforger likes to ask questions on this tumblr, and as a reader of his Fanfiction I wanna know how do you feel about the lore of his Fanfiction (It’s self evident that much of it boring monotone text stories, but I enjoy the ideas he’s trying to convey)
I'm going to admit it here, and know that this is purely Stone's opinion here. The monotone text stories honestly make it hard to get into it. But I'm sure Suleforger's stuff is pretty good to folks who acquire that taste.
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twilightarcade · 8 months
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i could eat stir fry every day
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nightmarecountry-a · 2 years
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listen i know i have 10 drafts but i hunger for memes.
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o-wyrmlight · 2 years
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pure vanilla gives me vegetarian vibes
He's a vegetarian unless it's necessary :V
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