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sanguinebeast · 7 months
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madarasgirl · 1 year
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Without You
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Friends…I am a Mrs. now! The wedding stuff turned my head to goo...feeling very romantic (but also horny). Sorry for the sappiness in this story, which I baked on/off over the past month. This Alucard is pretty soft with his Reader until he wants to troll.
With how important a concept virginity is in the world of Hellsing, I was surprised by the lack of virginity loss fics, especially with a partner Alucard actually cares for. So I wrote one. Your decision was made. You will not forsake your humanity in exchange for an eternity with your vampire King. On the night he was to take your virginity, there will be no going back.
“Eternity is a long time, little one.” Tags/warnings: 18+ NSFW, Alucard (Ultimate) x Fem!Reader, Vladcard x Reader, Riocard x Reader. Romance, angst/comfort, emotional sex, loss of virginity, vaginal sex, creampie, oral sex, sex marathon, slight bondage & BDSM, partial mind control, anal, snowballing (?), tiny bit of predator/prey (Alu can’t help that side of himself), AFTERCARE, Alucard uses his abilities... Words: 10441
Tumblr won't let me post the full fic even though I've seen longer fics here before. So here's the link.
An excerpt is below the cut.
Dracula was crying. It felt as though he murdered you metaphorically even if you were still living, which was foolish because the sex only solidified the fact you will never turn into a ghastly vampiric monster like him. Yet the act also represented the end of something. The dream that you might always be together. Bloody tears stained his face and the silky sheets. He held you close, squeezing you into the soft mattress as he wept silently, unwilling to let you physically part from him.
You understood. Your arms found their way around his broad back and caressed soothingly in an oval track. Salty tears fell down your cheeks as you mourned with him –you mourned the fact you won’t always be there for him.
Sir Integra gave her blessing to your relationship with her servant years ago, instructing you to take care of him because he was little more than a sobbing child. Her words were nonsensical at the time. This creature of mass destruction, a sobbing child? She had been right all along.
You kept rubbing his back while you peppered his head with light kisses. You were lost in the intimacy of the moment, but when you came to, the vampire in your arms was Alucard again, peering at you lazily like he wasn’t vulnerable just now. This was the form in which you met. You loved him as the King, but also like this. You loved him in all his forms. You pet his sinfully alluring face as he purred and leaned into your touch. He loved to be touched. 
He was so beautiful it just wasn't fair. His stunning appearance and cryptic mannerisms used to fluster the heck out of you. Fortunately, after many years together, you managed to better compose yourself in his presence. Until the next time he discovered another way to pester you, as Alucard does.
The Cheshire grin told you he heard your thoughts. “I’m not reading your mind, sweet, you are telling me.” He looked too pleased with himself. You exhaled. Nothing was fair to begin with when it came to this immortal being. “Come love, join me in the bath,” you told him, making to get up from the tear-stained bedsheets when you were swept off your feet and into lean arms several feet off the ground. “Alu, I can still walk!” You laughed at his overprotectiveness.
A sound at the back of his throat reverberated as he silently drew the bath and poured in scents and products, never letting you out of his grasp while he waited for the tub to fill with steamy water. “We will rectify that by the time I am through with you.” He finally replied, lowering both of you into the water, a devious grin painting his lips.
The bubbly water level reached your shoulders. You wriggled against a toned, lanky body to get comfortable, ignoring the boner poking your rear as you enjoyed the bath with Alucard. His head was thrown back against the tiles as he felt you shift around, your vampire the image of relaxation and contentment, his long limbs hanging awkwardly outside the tub. You sighed and leaned against him, the soothing water jets the only sound in the room.
He washed you, sweat and fluids sliding off your body with each swipe of his hands. "My Queen. My love...I will protect you. Always." His voice was low, eyes lidded and rippling with intent as he scented your rising arousal.
He buried his long nose in the crook of your throat and crooned, the elixir of your blood that raced under the skin ravishing his senses. He had been obsessed with your neck since the night you met. How he loved to lick, nuzzle, and sniff your throat. Running dexterous fingers down your waist, he found slick vertical lips once more.
The vampire made his infamous landshark smile from behind you, two rows of pointy teeth glinting in the soft light of the bathroom. He lapped at the side of your jugular, a low moan sounding deep from his chest as he teased, “So tempting, love.”
You snickered, head tilting over as if to invite him in, daring him to bite as you held his head and pushed his mouth against your throat. His teeth ached with the compulsion to drink, your intoxicatingly heady aromas tickling his bestial nature…
His fangs descended, his cock twitched. Alucard growled, huffing and finally ripping away from the urge to sink fangs into your vein. “A dangerous game you play, little one.”
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thinking about vladcard (human vlad) who when he goes on missions and is away from the reader, he writes a thousand letters a week! Super cute ❤️‍🩹
Aight imma need to put a Trigger Warning to this response bc imma talk about ✨blood and death✨
Okay, so, I wouldn’t say thousands but he’ll definitely try to send you one everyday just to let you know he’s CONSTANTLY thinking about you.
Vlad always writes every letter he sends to anyone twice, first one he writes in a journal he has specifically for keeping logs on what he wrote. The second letter he writes is the exact same as the one in the journal, then he sends that one out.
Vlad does the same for you BUT he has a journal dedicated to just the letters he sends to you. The letters he writes for you don’t get mixed into the ones he writes to everyone else.
If he notices he’s running low on ink he’ll save it for the letters to you and for the letters he’s sending to other people he’ll use the blood of his enemies or his fallen comrades. Whichever one he can get ahold of faster.
And if he still runs out of ink he will use blood to write the letters but he will only use his blood for your letters, including the ones for the journal specifically for you.
At the time pigeons were the ones to carry letters, so that’s what he uses for everyone else but for you he uses his white dove for your letters.
You both have a white dove to use for carrying your letters back and forth since doves represent your love for one another. Doves are the symbol of love and that’s exactly what you two express in each letter.
Vlad will do anything and everything to make sure the letters he gets from you don’t get destroyed. He tries to do the same for the journal that has the copies of the letters he writes to you as well. But saving the letters you write him comes before anything else.
And nobody is allowed to touch them, let alone read them. One of his subordinates made that mistake and Vlad made him into an example… It wasn’t pretty but it got his point across.
Letters between you two mean everything to him, so he may not send thousands, but every loving word he puts in one letter is worth getting a million of them. You will never not feel all his love for you when you read his letters.
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thirstyforlulu · 23 days
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Vladcard x Male!Reader au where you’re a king and Vladdy is your general/greatest warrior
One day he demands you show appreciation for all his hard work. Preferably with one of your royal holes
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chicazodiaca · 5 months
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Vladcard and Melisa
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vladcard nunca abraza directamente a Melissa, ya que ella tiene miedo al ser tocada por hombres.
Vladcard never hugs Melissa directly, as she is afraid of being touched by men.
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alucardownsmyass · 2 years
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Baaaabe. More Human Vlad x Black Reader hc's? 😩🏳I saw all your African ones and the interaction is so damn addictive omg
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀₊ ꒰ ❜ ⌨️ ⋮ ALUCARD HEADCANONS ! ⋆ 。˚
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⚠️ ( 𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗪 ! 𝗕𝗘𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗘 , 𝗕𝗔𝗕𝗘 ! ♡ )
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"remove your clothing. i want to see you," is what he says as soon as he returns home from his brutal journey. your dark nipples, your dark stretch marks, your dark eyes, your dark hair, your dark skin, you. it all calms him down, and he wants to appreciate every inch. this man goes through the hell of war almost everyday he is alive. you are the only presence within his life that dug him a discoverable light at the end of a tunnel to which he deemed would have no ends. simply viewing you has always gifted him some type of faith, and he'll make sure to cling to it. he cannot lose someone so dear to him. not again. not ever.
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from the fact that romania is quite homogeneous, he always emphasized on the beauty and exclusivity of your skin's color; that rich, chocolate brown that was able to send such a powerful prince like himself to his knees and press his lips all over you. you could call it an obsession.
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you understood that vlad could not always be around due to his significant duties as voivode of wallachia, but sometimes you also could not help but stroll inside of his room, wrapping your arms around his neck from behind and gently nibbling his ear. he did not look up from the tons of paperwork he had to complete as he already knew it was you. he chuckled, "i assume boredom has reclaimed you, my love?"
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he loves comparing black women to that of a lioness due to their courage and boldness, one of the reasons he fell in love with you. you loved to tease and call him one as well for how his "mane" would appear so messy every morning as he'd wake up beside you. he quite enjoyed you being the one to detangle, wash and brush it out.
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a throne of your own had been sculpted for you ever since marriage. it resides next to his within the throne room, but often, you don't use it. he loves to sit you atop his lap instead in order to present strongly to guests who you belong to when meetings take place. he is also shameless to showing affection towards you in front of them, leaving kisses down your neck or along the backside of your shoulder, groping your breast, or catching your ear between his teeth. perhaps he purposefully does so when one of them decides to take their turn to speak, not fully paying attention. no one dared to tell him anything in fear of becoming a human kebab.
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yandereaffections · 1 year
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Hellsing Masterlist
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Alucard
Falling in love HC
Turning S/o into his No Life Queen
Headcannons
The 30 years hes gone
How Alucard approaches you
Integras view on your relationship
Fluff HC
How freetime is spent wth his S.o
Protecting his S/o from the hands of Millienium
Alexander anderson trying to ‘save’ his S/o
Pet names hc
Using Alucards last name
Affection HC
Domestic HC
Alucards Child reader unintentionally being a yandere magnet 
Seeing his child reader after 30 years
Turning his S/o HC
Darling offering their blood to Seras
S/o’s hopelessly in love with him
Darling who greets him with nose rubs and kisses
Asking why he gave Seras a choice to Turn but not you
After care HC
Christmas w/ Alucard HC
S/o suffering through their period 
Sick S/o
S/o who’s basically a bunny
Darling visiting their family outside the country
Darling who is agressive unless theyre being held
Amnesiac S/o 
Foreign s/o introducing him to their family
Parental Alucard finding out his kid is in a harem
Small and innocent darling
S/o having to stay in their native country for family emergency 
Human S/o who’s terrified of him
Anemic and hemophobic Darling
oblivious S/o
Arguing with Alucard
Comforting Alucard after a nightmare
Accidently upseting his crush
S/o getting hurt
Alucards reaction to Seras being obsessed with his S/o
Playing Hide and Seek
Bunny who fears and avoids him
Accompanying his Bunny on chores
Alucards reaction to a bleeding S/o
Bunny using his jacket as a blanket while waiting for him to get back
Making Alucard melt
Showing Alucard merchandise of himself
Managing to get him a present
S/o is a university student
Bunny w/ low self esteem 
Yandere Alphabet: H,K,T
Alucard reacting to someone romantically approaching his bunny
Yandere Alphabet: A,B,E,I,Q
Yandere Alphabet: L,S,X
S/os Neurodivergent 
Alucard reacting to Iscariot trying to take you away from him
Punishing s/o
Vladcard headcannon
Playing Tag
Comforting Alucard
What makes Alucard go Feral
Feeding from Bunnys blood
Taking him to your home
Telling Alucard hes apart of your family
Sleeping in a coffin with him HC
Getting Alucard a gaming console 
Iscariot managing to kidnap Bunny
Finding a newly turned vampire s/o
Scaring off rivals
Trying to escape cuddling with him for your classes/work
S/o wanting revenge but not being able to take the last step
Darlings accident prone
Taking a bullet for him
Hellsing Alucard meeting Castlevania Alucard
Trying to cheer up his bunny
Platonic Headcannons
Loving Alucards voice
S/o shifting into sleep when showing him something
Darlings going to the hospital due to a mission injury 
Platonic Cuddling Headcannons
Trying to get him into a new hobby
S/o whos too shy to sing in front of him
Darling who seems dead while sleeping
S/o who cares for everything including monsters
Taking in a stray after a mission
Play fighting with him
Trying to hide him in fear people would try to experiment on him
S/o struggling to stay up all night
Pulling him off to dance
Touch starved Headcannons
S/o who fears confined spaces & cant sleep in the coffin
Narcoleptic S/o
Abridged Alucard & Normal Alucard fighting over you
Abridged Alucard Headcannons
S/o a bunny hybrid
S/o is a singer/dancer
Running into a tourist S/o during a mission
Being invited to a Wedding on S/os side of the family
Abridge Alucard interacting with normal Alucard
S/o is all loopy from getting their wisdom teeth removed
S/o showing favoritism towards Abridge Alucard and normal Alucard
Polar opposite S/o
Punk S/o whos only soft to him
S/o with a Zuko scar looking birthmark
MtF S/o
S/o worrying their not good enough for him
S/o whose aggressively affectionate
Wanting to wash with Alucard
Scientist S/o who loves talking about their interest
Human S/o who was experimented on and now has powers
Baskerville loves Alucards S/o
Giving him positive reinforcement 
Bunny likes to serenade him
Selectively mute S/o saying “I Love You” for the first time
Preference to the job at Hellsing S/o has
Getting caught in crossfire and being turned by a enemy vampire
Small buff s/o
Confessing to him first
College student S/o tied up in a bunch of college stress
Celebrating his Birthday
Taking him sight seeing in your home town
Taking S/o on a date to the aquarium 
“You look so cute―scared and shaking under my touch.”
“You’ve been so good for me. Don’t ruin it like this.”
Succubus S/o
S/o learning romanian 
Scary movies
Naga HC
Siren S/o
S/o gives him lil knicknacks from their home country
Biting him back
Bunny being the big spoon
Abridge Alucards ginger S/o being called “soulless”
Alucards ginger S/o being called “Soulless”
Yandere Alphabet D,F,H
Gamer/streamer S/o
S/o from our world appearing infront of the hellsing manor
Newly transformed Vampire S/o likes biting him as affection
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Seras Victoria
Platonically obsessed with Alucards S/o
Reaction to Alucard turning his S/o (platonic)
Falling in love with Alucards S/o
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Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing
Headcannons
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Walter
Headcannons
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Pip 
Headcannons
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Alucard
NS FW HC
Somnophila HC 
S/o who likes to be choked 
Watching his bunny masturbate 
Cockwarming Headcannons 
Breeding Kink & Aphrodisiac 
Alucard and Abridged Alucard x s/o Threesome
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autumnaaltonen · 1 year
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RE ALUCARD REQUESTS okay okay hear me out: Alucard escorting a human Reader to a spooky fancy vampire ball or some shit and the fact that they'll be the only human there is freaking them out bc hi hello they don't want to get eaten or worse and Alucard responds by getting POSSESSIVE.....
We 'bout to get GLITZY up in here. Making Reader androgynous here, but there isn't too much to hint either way. Enjoy!
Rating: M
Warnings: General Alucard-esc violence.
When Alucard first asked to bring you on one of his annual visits to what can only be described as Vampiric NATO, you were extremely hesitant.
He assures you that Integra has attended with him many times over the years before meeting you, and that she was able to handle herself just fine. But you reason, "THAT'S INTEGRA."
The powerful she/they were the living authority on whether every vamp in that vicinity would continue their unlife or be blown to smithereens by her loyal servant.
You were human too, but Alucard was not your weapon, he was your lover.
Alucard reasons that this very fact makes you even more of a threat to his fellow freaks, as his having not courted a human for centuries made you a very rare and invaluable asset. He assures you that he will keep you safe, and who could say no to that handsome face? So you cave.
When you reach the castle of unknown European territory, Alucard morphs partially into his Vladcard form, wearing his ornate armour, cape, and fantastic sword, but keeping his modern facial features and hair.
In order to match, he dresses you in the finest garments of his mortal Romanian era, adorning you with jewels and holy relics from the Hellsing archives that only the most elite Vatican members could ever hope of even viewing.
It doesn't make you as intimidating as Integra, but it definitely sends a clear message that you were OFF LIMITS to any unholy creature unable to withstand the very essence of God that grazed your skin in the form of blessed silver and religious symbolage.
In Alucard's eyes, you were already royalty, worthy to stand by the side of the No-Life King and former Voivode of Romania, but your current visage only cemented that fact.
When he finally sees you after you return from your dressing room, the man literally fans to one knee, taking your ringed fingers in his own, kissing your knuckles lightly.
"Your Majesty," he smiles. You laugh at his theatrics, before realizing he was entirely serious. That fact makes your very knees tremble in affection, before you throw your arms around his neck and pepper his pale face with kisses, which he happily returns.
When Vlad Alucard leads you into the ballroom, he loops his arm around your lower waist, keeping you pressed close to his side.
Obviously night out, the ballroom was lit with candles and moonlight, the stars twinkling brightly outside tall floor to ceiling windows. The floor was a pearl marble, walls decked out in golden wallpaper and detailed paintings of a bygone era. An orchestra of familiars plays exquisite classical music, perfect for dancing.
There must have been at least 200 people—no, vampires. All of them dressed to the nines in a variety of fashions, jewellery and weaponry.
The shine of swords, daggers and even guns adorning hips makes you stiffen, to which Alucard gently strokes your back in reassurance.
He leads you along as he greets and socializes with his kin. You notice that every time you approach a new group, they deeply bow towards Alucard, a gesture he does not return. Rather, giving a small nod in acknowledgement
Of course, he was the big dog. Why were you even surprised?
He introduces you by name, before adding the title of his "most treasured jewel and precious love." It makes you flush like crazy, not only from the love that fills your chest, but the surprised stares you earn from the immortal guests.
You were human, but you were far from stupid. You saw the blood thirst in their eyes, hidden behind polite smiles and welcomes.
Alucard was no fool either, taking the time to stroke your hair, caress your neck, and kiss your lips between every moment in-between pleasantries. He made you feel appreciated, but you also felt the stares burning into the back of your head.
Two vampires in particular had caught your attention, who you have been informed as a former Duke of France, and a German Knight of the Protestant Reformation.
The Duke and Knight spy on you and your lover for then entire night, exchanging whispered words and occasional glances that meet your mortal eyes, which they return with a smirk and a lick of their fangs. You attempt to keep your gaze on your King, but the burn of their ruby eyes never leave you.
Alucard eventually notices your anxiety, of which you've tried to hide as best you can, so he may enjoy himself, but he knows you inside and out, and pulls you to the side of the ballroom to inquire of your sudden change in mood.
When you finally admit to him of the Duke and Knight's thirsty stares on your visage, his caring eyes instantly turn furious and rageful.
You quickly take his face into your hands, reassuring Alucard that you know you are safe by his side, but he's having none of it.
Someone dares to look upon his love without his permission? To make them fearful with lustful gazes and belittle their status as his partner?
Oh hell no.
Alucard removes your hands from his face, kissing both of your palms with delicacy light as a feather, before leading you to a Princess he introduced to you earlier, a beautiful vampiress, and one of the few in the castle who offered you a genuine welcome. He leaves you by her side, requesting her watch of you (of which she obviously obeys) before he storms across the ballroom and towards the twinned source of unease.
She whispers in your ear, asking what has stirred the King so? You admit that he's about to cause a ruckus, which she smiles at fervently.
You hear the distinctive 'shink' of a sword being unsheathed, Alucard wielding his weapon casually in one hand as he stands in the center of the dance floor. The music stops, and everyone becomes silent.
Alucard's voice booms across the room, echoing off of the walls, he calls upon the Duke and Knight by name, daring them to approach.
They do so, bowing before Alucard with wide eyes, fully aware of the mistake they have made. As they rise, the Knight dares another tested look in your direction, to which you turn your head into the shoulder of the Princess.
The sound of flesh being separated and torn ripples in the air, Alucard grabbing the Knight by the throat and digging the tip of his blade into both of the vampire's eyes. He screams in pain, writhing in Alucard's grasp. The Duke takes a step back in fear, before Alucard raises his long sword towards the coward's throat.
"Let this be a lesson for all those foolish enough to gaze at my jewel with thirsty eyes. Any who dare challenge their authority here will answer to the steel of my blade, or the silver of my gun."
You realize he means this quite literally, as he forces the two vampires to choose their fate: either a beheading by sword, or a blessed bullet between the eyes.
Quite the party indeed, especially when Alucard ravages you the following morning for all in the castle to hear.
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Imagine earning Alucard's respect and adoration part 1
*During the Valentine's raid on Hellsing*
You: *is just Hellsing's tech specialist and was in the basement doing some maintenance on the servers when the raid started*
Alucard: *phases through the wall with a wine glass in hand* follow me if you want to increase your survival chances.
You: what are you talking about, Vlad?
Alucard: *annoyed you address him so casually and he thinks you're some meek nerd* this place has been invaded by an army of ghouls and some loser vampires, all of the troops are dead. You want to live or not?
You: *sighs* yeah, I'm coming, where are we going? *Grabs your tazer batons that Walter made you*
Alucard: my room *saunters out of the room*
*when Luke finds Alucard*
You: *leaning against the wall next to Alucard*
Luke: cute human you got there.
Alucard: think so? *Hadn't really thought about your looks very much*
Luke: yeah, maybe once I'm done with you, I'll play around with them.
Alucard: *knows exactly what he is implying, but waits for you to respond*
You: ex-fucking-cuse me?
Luke: I have you waving your ass and begging for more by the time I'm done with you.
You: the only thing I'm going to be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother.
Alucard: *stares at you in shock only to see the hard cold look in your eyes, and changes his opinion about you*
Luke: *also a little shocked* we'll see.
You: can we stop bantering can just get to the part where we try to kill one another? I'm getting a little bored.
Alucard: I concur, this is getting most dull.
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Could I ask for some Vladcard headcanons please? 👉🏼👈🏼
Yay some Vladcard stuff! Since this wasn't specific one type of headcanon I went with some domestic stuff cause I wanted to right Vlad being sappy also human reader~ Rose
Your his darling little bunny no matter you size height or gender your his little bunny 
He enjoys dancing in the moon light with you 
Vlad is very protective of you all his from are but Vlad is the most protective he’s seen far to much to risk anything 
He is very stoic on alot of things he still has his fun moments but he’s more likely to act “his age” so its hard to read him 
Vlad likes it when his bunny wants to cuddle though he might not always say it you wanting to be close to him means the world 
He’s gonna pull all of the stops when it comes to romance flowers nice dinners spoiling you when he can sweet nick names all of it 
Vlad trust you more then you might think and because of this he’s super honest 
COMPLIMENTS! All kinds your makeup hair outfit anything and everything really 
Help style this mans hair its long and pretty well kept so just ask to brush it maybe braid it to just soft bonding 
Lots of pda Vlad likes showing you’re together and he almost always has a hand on you 
After a nice date night hell ask if you he drink from you and if you say yes he’s so happy 
Vlad no matter what will ask if he can kiss you every time he wants one 
I will make more of theses one day~ Rose
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hellsingrevamped · 5 years
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short Hellsing Fanfic Vladcard x Reader
The manor’s library is the best place for you to work late at night, you could sit and lay on the floor have a little blue tooth speaker play music from your phone at a reasonable level, the books and pages your working from could be spread out and neatly organized as you saw fit. A late night at two in the morning hard at work you didn’t notice Vlad had come into the room, only when big heavy armored boots trampled your work did you snap out of your zone. From the floor where you were sitting to looked up at him towering over you. “Yes big fluffy how can I help you.” He looked down at you not saying anything, you point to the page he was setting on he saw and took and step of your work, you picked up the pages and up then in another place next to you. His Vlad from was a bit more primitive then the for nominal one he gential giant when not in combat. “You rest?” He asked his deep accent making you look up at him again. “No Integra wanted me to finish this, i’ll come to bed in a bit.” “Perhaps break?” you smile up at him. “You lonely big fluffy.” “Da.” “Sit with me i’ll be done in a moment.” He did so sitting next to you his large long leg stretched out, reaching up you give him a good scratch behind the ear. He closed his eyes for a moment nuzzling your hand before pulling away. “Hey there big fluffy.” After some time he pulled you into his lap wrapping his arms around you, your back to his chest, he rested his chin on the top of your head as you still worked. You reach your hand up again running fingers through his long hair rubbing his scalp with your finger tips, and like that he was out like a light and so were you.
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madarasgirl · 7 months
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A Night for Hunting Ch 12 -The Feeling of Safety
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T/W: Alucard (Ultimate) x F!Reader, Vladcard (that’s right, daddy makes his appearance), predator/prey, hunting, ruthless vampire king, romance, Romanian translations Words: 4855 On AO3
I am so excited to finally present this chapter! The premise was planned from the beginning and living rent-free in my head (happy to evict it at last) since I decided to extend this series months ago. I hope you like it! I am no history buff, but I did some light reading on Vlad and the contents of this chapter are also based on how Alucard behaves in Ultimate. A bit nervous, but I hope I got the feels right.
Happy belated Mid-Autumn Festival, fellow Chinese and (other nationalities) who celebrate this occasion! The full moon was beautiful.
Many thanks to @michi-tala for helping me with fine-tuning the Romanian phrases!  @alastorhazbin
“You really are a king?" You asked, incredulous. 
How could this be? A king should be the inspirational leader who guides his nation through strife and peace to glory, the shining star who navigates the tumultuous waters of diplomacy and the horrors of battlefields. A ruler with the intellect to create and uphold the laws, social institutions, and infrastructure to bring about prosperity. He should be someone well-versed in the art of war, yet mannered and cultured to mingle with others in his high society of privilege. 
In other words, someone not quite like Alucard The Boor, who was inflexible about negotiations, poorly socialized, and a stalker to boot. What kind of king had the time to stalk some peasant woman for two years just for fun?
You however had to reconsider your conclusions. The longer you stared at that cocky profile, the more obvious it became that if you squinted, there perhaps was something a little regal about him. He was certainly not lacking in intelligence. And sometimes he demonstrated highly sophisticated mannerisms when he felt like playing the gentleman. He even spoke like a snobby British aristocrat.
Alucard chuckled to himself quietly at your racing thoughts. His eyes closed at the distant recollection of his past. At nearly six centuries of age, he found himself often ruminating about the past, whether as a human or vampire, but when pondering his first life, it was like reliving someone else’s. He remembered the anger, pain, and humiliation vividly. There was regret about his upbringing and later decisions as voivode, even if there were those actions during his reign that were necessary for the survival of his country and Christianity, and parts of Europe continued to view him as a hero to this day. But it all happened so long ago, he barely felt anything anymore, except a faraway, numb regret. 
He was silent when recalling the fresh woodsy scent of the fir trees in his mountains. How he loved to ride through their forests with the wind in his face when he went hunting. His city Târgoviște possessed beauty beyond imagination, before he burnt it down and turned it into a desolate forest of corpses. Perhaps there was some melancholy when reminiscing about his homeland.
Warm fingers landed lightly on the sigils adorning the back of his gloves. Feline eyes opened to narrow slits to watch you looking at him with a questioning stare. It seemed you were finished with mocking his ways in your head.
Flattering child. Innocent little human. You know not of the monster you have involved yourself with, he thought.
“Cetatea (Citadel) Poenari sat atop the mountains. In its prime, it was an impregnable fortress with steep walls that offered a spectacular view of the forested canyon on the Argeș River. You would have appreciated its beauty.”
“Was that your home?” You asked.
“One of them. Its ruins are in what is now known as Romania.”
Wide eyes stayed on him before curving with merriment. “I think I would love to visit your old home one day.” Your wrist flicked in his direction to gesture at his dress clothes. “Did you look like this back then too? There’s no way you dressed this loudly then, right, Your Majesty?” You snickered while putting emphasis on his royal title.
He turned his hand over to grasp your fingers in his. “You wish to see me? All of me?" His brow rose as he evaluated you.
The room chilled suddenly and you hesitated. His shadow was facing toward the light, reaching for you, and the silhouette was wrong. You’ve already seen his flowing shadows, extra eyes, and bats, as well as when he assumed the face of another man. Was there more? Something forbidding was in the air.
“Umm…not the bugs. Please never the bugs again,” you whispered, trying to keep the mood easy tonight.
The orangey-yellow in his eyes spun like molten gold as he petted your fingers before lacing your hands together. Alucard leaned towards you, and as he did, he changed. This was important. Somehow you knew what Alucard was about to show you was intimate, a secret he did not carelessly share with others. You stopped breathing as you watched his transformation happen before your eyes.
Raven locks lengthened until his hair was past his thighs, phantom wind making the ends billow in the air like they were alive. Gangly arms filled out, his chest growing broad and putting on hard muscle in seconds. His red duster turned liquid and flowed over the heavy armour that materialized, settling into a black cape that was as intangible as his tresses at the frayed, surging ends.  
His angular features grew wider at the cheeks, jawline becoming chiselled and covered with coarse stubble. The fiery gaze burned with wisdom and life experience. You had no words as you got a better look at this imposing man who now stood towering over you with his arms at his side.
"This was how I appeared as a human when I perished."
You stared at him from the couch, sitting with your legs in front of you in a “W.” Your mouth was parted as your eyes slid sluggishly over this dark warrior with disbelief. Power rolled off of him. It was in his bearing, the deadly grace with which he conducted himself, and the way the air was not quite right around him.
"You really are breathtakingly beautiful," you told him. 
Alucard purred at your praise and your skin tingled. His rumblings were deeper than normal and it was so unexpected despite his now stockier build. 
“...May I… touch you?” 
Golden-orange glinted with warmth as this stranger stooped down for you to inspect his new body. You tentatively brought your hand up to his face and stroked his cheek. Cold. This Alucard’s skin was still cool to touch. The texture though, that beard was so scratchy. You ran your fingers through his hair, which was as soft as you remembered, but now so long you didn’t even reach the ends with your arm fully extended. 
His name was an anagram. Alucard was a Romanian vampire. Your idiot brain finally made the connection that was in front of you this whole time.
“...You actually are Dracula?” The Son of the Dragon, a king and warlord from the Middle Ages. Probably one of the oldest –and strongest– of vampires.
“You are speaking to Count Dracula of Wallachia.”
You shivered at his voice. Even his accent was different, so foreign and exotic. It did things to you, but your mind had always been stronger.
If memory served you correctly, history did not have favourable things to say about the real Dracula. The Sir Impaler staked people, including women and children, for all sorts of reasons and no reason as well –as a gruesomely effective warfare tactic, for sport, and petty offences alike. He was the king who invited the sick and homeless to his keep for a feast and burnt them alive as a way to empty the streets.
“Yes, I commanded all of those acts in my past life.”
Fright blemished your features and you jerked away until Dracula’s gauntlet shot out to catch you and bring your palm back to his face. He took in the thin line your lips formed and the furrowed brows around your spooked gaze. 
“But that will not be a fate reserved for you,” he promised with a sombre expression. Your eyes searched his face to judge his sincerity, wanting more than anything to continue trusting him after learning his identity, even when forced to confront the reality of the nature of your relationship. 
It was wrong.
The king before you stood tall, his dignified comportment unwavering after the passage of centuries of grim tales told about him. He did not lie to you, nor did he offer excuses for himself. His noble features, proud and uncompromising, were solemn as you contemplated him. 
Alucard never lifted a finger against you.
The warlord’s wicked piety preceded him, his prestige vicious and calculated. Any means to achieve his ends, which left ruination in his wake. Everywhere he went, he sowed destruction and instilled fear, even amongst his own people. 
He was not mentally well.
If Alucard did not care for you, you would be worse off than dead. 
Yes, by showing how he was a murderous vampire, an undead hellspawn who didn't die when he was supposed to.
He was violent and dangerous. What in the world were you doing with him?
You had your wellbeing and that of your family to worry about. What if entwining your fate with his ended in trouble that somehow found its way to them? Even as Alucard, he could be sadistic, harassing and nearly driving you to madness long ago. He continued to enjoy aggravating you and at times made you angry beyond belief.
You should not be with him. Tears came to your eyes.
But time and time again, Alucard came to protect you and went out of his way to take steps ensuring your safety and comfort. He looked after you when you were incapable and let you in on secrets about himself.
You fought with yourself. Alucard and this stranger before you were in fact one and the same. For all his nefarious ways, he did have honour, in his own twisted way. 
You were past the point of right or wrong.
The heart was never rational. You wanted to remain with him. So with an uncertain quivering heart, you chose him too. You got on your knees and went up to this infamous veteran to huddle against his chest, needing to see if the sense of security you felt whenever Alucard was near was present with this form of his too. You couldn’t even look at him.
Vermilion flames smouldered gently without your notice.
A hand went delicately across your back to hold you close for several moments before tracing along your shoulder blades. An arm went around you and settled at your waist. Then multiple shadow tendrils wrapped you loosely around the ankles, thighs, and biceps. You shuddered at the electric contact with his darkness. Prickly stubble dug into your chin as this king claimed your lips for his own. He was as gentle as Alucard. It was comforting and eased your unsettled thoughts.
You finally pulled apart.
“You are timid with me,” he announced, breastplate vibrating with the bass of his voice. 
“Everything we do is new,” you said as you put your arms around an icy plated torso and watched the end of his cape twirl. His lips chased yours as you looked away again. Relaxing into his embrace, you whispered, ”I can’t believe you are real,” as if speaking louder would make him disappear like a mirage.
“The legends have a basis.”
He ran the backside of an armoured finger across your cheek. His expression was soft as you met his gaze again, nothing as severe as his rugged appearance suggested. The shadows enveloping your limbs flared.
“What say you? Would you like to be one of my kind?"
Huh? He meant…he meant turning you into a vampire? And offering you eternity?
Again you tensed. He was serious. The weight of his question hung in the air between you until you gulped and averted your eyes, nervousness tainting the air thickly.
"I suppose it is too soon to ask you this." The hand came to rest on your head where he ruffled your hair. You glanced up at him in surprise.
Dracula smiled at you. "My Darling."
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The gleaming silver orb above loomed large, illuminating the navy skies with an ethereal haze. The moon was full, just like that first night, so clear you could see every crater on her surface. Your anxiety around Dracula gradually dissipated. He had a much quieter disposition than the normal him, but honestly, a break from his usual provocative ways was appreciated. He was still the same person, you reminded yourself. You began to close the distance between you incrementally and walk closer until you brushed his side with every stride.
It was not yet Halloween. Actually, it was nowhere near that month of haunting. Anyone who happened upon the pair of you would find his full body armour odd. It was mildly ironic for you to comment about Alucard’s unconventional clothing, only for his ‘true’ appearance to be just as outlandish for these modern times. What did you expect? It seemed the king captured people’s attention no matter what he did in whichever era.
The relaxing stroll was picturesque. For once, the streetlights functioned as they should and lit up the quaint storefronts without Alucard’s interference. The boulevards were clean and the summer air fresh, but clamorous with singing crickets. The engines of the occasional car rumbled in the distance and punctured the tranquility. The first vampire let you lead the walk, wordlessly following you through every turn as he sensed your worries ebb with each passing minute, enjoying the way you eventually bumped against him with each step. 
A warm breeze brought the perfume of the faint sweat trailing behind you into his sinuses. His vampiric senses were hyper-aware of your presence, such as how your little heart pumped hot blood through your veins with each thud while you continued to wander.
How he missed roaming the nights together.
Vampires were natural hunters. It couldn’t be helped. Orange gold deepened into a lustrous crimson as his pupils narrowed into predatory slits.
Alucard was no longer beside you. There was only empty space and silence when even the insects fell quiet. Spinning around to seek him, you heard heavy purring in your head as fallen leaves rustled about in a swirling circle around you. 
"What are you waiting for Dear? RUN." A pointy nose poked your ear.
Jumping at the familiar voice, you felt the solid presence of him sighing into your ear from behind as he purred and nudged you.
Oh? He wanted to play? You unfroze with a smile, not needing to be instructed again. You took off, but it was different this time. You were able to see your path well enough to not trip over yourself, rapidly finding a way from the streets where the stray vehicle still roved and into pedestrian side roads.
Unlike past chases, there was no panic or fear. Despite your earlier misgivings, you could barely even remember why you were terrified of Alucard stalking you after all this time together. As you zipped through the desolate night streets, your heart pounded with exhilaration the longer you ran. It felt good to set aside your worries for now and just enjoy your time together. 
Alucard, you are here?
The shadows followed you with ease in the corners of your eyes. The rich, sanguine glow to their edges was a dead giveaway. You laughed as you took a turn leading you someplace you've never been before in the dead of night. With the knowledge that Alucard was with you, the night became a game full of mystery and adventure. 
He caught you by the waist, hauling you back to his chest while the arm that held you slowly slipped up your torso until he seized your breasts. The wandering hands were metallic and frigid against your skin. 
“If this was a real hunt, it would have concluded. It'd be sensible to surrender yourself to me now.” 
You squirmed in his hold with a breathless titter, earning a hiss in your ear and a lick to your cheek before he let you go. You giggled and used the opportunity to slither away and scamper off.
You ran and ran from his harrying; repeatedly he would catch and wrestle with you before you were released. The most brazen event was when he suddenly appeared and let you run face first into him, then stroked languidly down your rear until you found your bearings and escaped. How he taunted you.
Eventually you came to a stop when your breath escaped in soft pants, shirt clinging with your exertion. You looked around for somewhere else to go and perhaps hide so your vampire had to search before bolting again when you didn’t find a spot to your satisfaction. You didn't know where you were going at all, just making turn after turn wherever you could –through unlit alleys and parks and crossing under bridges, until you arrived at a ravine to recover. 
The vampire was nowhere to be seen. You snickered upon hearing something drop and a crackle in the dark. "Y–you don't scare me anymore. Just come out," you gasped out. 
Words that were spoken too soon. Trouble slid out of the shadows as several ruffians leered at you. Forcibly exhaling, you inched back at their appearances, ready to dash away in the direction you came from. Needles, used condoms, and other garbage littered the ground and the air was dank with the stench of old urine and vomit. So you stumbled into the derelict quarters of society’s undesirables, but you did not want their acquaintance.
"Leaving so soon, pretty bird?" One of the skinnier blokes sneered. He was covered in ugly tattoos.
“Why don’t you stay awhile and keep us company?” Another said. He was just as ratty as the first, but smiled as he approached. Their sinister intentions were clear as day, despite the false nicety.
“Yeah, we don’t often have the pleasure of such lovely companionship.” The third stood back where it was too dark to distinguish his features.
I do not appreciate others interrupting my hunt. Leave. 
The muted voice simultaneously thundered and the brutes shouted at the vacant surroundings.
“Who’s there?” 
“Piss off, wanker!” Tough words from the men, but you were already apprehensive not for yourself, but them.
The shadows at your feet bubbled up. 
“What the fuck?!” One of the hooligans hollered in shock at the mass of darkness that grew from the ground in front of you. He glanced back at his friends before squaring his shoulders.
The man crashed into an ancient conifer and was held there several feet off the ground, gasping for breath as he was slowly flattened –his face gave in first, the nose and lips crumbling inwards. It was as if he was submitted to the work of a hydraulic press. He heaved with effort to break free as his eyes bulged and his chest squeezed tight, unable to even scream under the crushing compression.
As you watched in shock, the death happened too quickly to process, yet like time slowed for you as well. His head popped like a gusher with blood jetting from both ears. You saw every detail as the ruffian's body was squashed by an invisible force until even his bones gave out and he became a splatter of viscera decorating the bark. Only a hand remained intact, but even that snapped at the wrist without a surface behind it to counteract the pressure.
You screamed at the crunching horror when it finally ended with a wet splat. 
Alucard rescued you yet again. He appeared nonchalant about his victim's barbaric demise, his stance at complete ease.
“!!!” Your would-be assailants were initially speechless as they jittered back at the supernatural display of violence.
One of the remaining men sniffled, swiping his nose as he howled,  “Arsehole!”
There was white powder dusting the ground and around their nostrils. They were high, which explained the ongoing aggression and bravado as knives came out. Your gaze flickered up to Alucard’s face.
You knew that maniacal grin, the one that reminded you of when you first saw him at work. No. All your fears about him resurfaced. You forgot how to breathe as you darted in front of him to cling to his arm. 
"You can't kill them!" You yelled.
Being with him was wrong.
He paused, the king's gaze sliding to yours with a bored expression. "Why?" He drawled callously.
He was violent and dangerous.
“Because you can't just go around killing people!"
"Why?"
Omfg did Alucard think he was the Terminator? As ridiculous as the exchange was, this was no movie. Alucard’s eyes narrowed as a savage aura flared and pulsed with danger when the remaining two men floundered backwards in jerky movements. Perhaps their sense of self-preservation was still existent.
Dracula’s baleful glare did not conceal his wrath. These worthless lowlives dared not only threaten you, but if it weren't for his presence, they would have violated you in the most disgusting of ways in this dirty scum hole. He knew it, because he could sense their base desires and the opportunistic evil that lay dormant within them. He too was a creature of the abyss who knew darkness when he encountered it. 
Unspeakable rage tainted his thoughts with promised violence. Their perverted longings were the ultimate transgression against you. It was unforgivable. You may be soft and kind, but he was not known for mercy. Rapists should be staked and displayed for others as a warning. 
There were millions of other ways he could end them and The Impaler started listing them. He could telepathically wipe their memories and order them gone, which was always the simplest solution when it came to nosy humans, but he wanted these ones dead.
He lifted his hand before you desperately caught it between both of yours and pushed it down, hoping to hold him back. Your stomach churned from his glower as you imagined what he was going to do to them. How many times was he going to shoot them? Or was he going to rip them apart with his bare hands instead? Would there even be anything left of them when he was satisfied with the mutilation?
“They didn’t do anything to me, I’m okay! Let’s just go home!” You pleaded.
“You do not get to decide who must die, draga mea."
"ALUCARD!"
"Alucard is not here right now." 
Wha-
The crimson gaze flicked back up at the interlopers and blazed with fury as the pair of imbeciles decided it was prudent to use your interference with his punishment as a means to flee. Their human movements were sluggish to his vision and reflexes anyways. He knew their intentions the moment they thought it, caught the twitching of muscles as they began to turn and run in slow motion. Cowards who could not even face their well-deserved execution.
So they should lose their legs first. 
They froze after mistakenly meeting Death’s gaze and receiving the order to remain motionless. The shadows licked at his feet and twisted, rising to whip about in the air. 
Shit. But –this was your vampire. At the same time, this was evidently someone else, a warrior. A king. How were you supposed to address him? Your Majesty? Dracula? That was his title and name. But what was his name? You were frantic. Think! What was it again?! 
"...Vlad…Please don't do this, I beg you…" Hauling all your weight, you threw yourself at him, the tears now falling freely as his tendrils stretched and lashed towards his latest quarries. How did it go from a beautiful moonlit walk together to this bloodbath?!
Through the fog of his ire drifted another scent beyond the putrid fear of his prey. Your fear. He saw the dread in your eyes. Countless others have made the same face while grovelling at his feet for mercy. You however, were not begging for yourself, but the remaining rotten swine behind you. He growled with displeasure at what you asked of him, the mind running feral with imagery of what he wanted to do, waiting impatiently for the miscreants to give him another reason to end them.
The Nosferatu glanced back at you. Your face was the same as that time, when he vanquished the undead that hunted you. He really was a monster. You were afraid of him. 
Upon realizing you had your vampire’s attention, you tried to reach him further. “Just…just take the blood of the one who's already dead. And then…" your voice cracked and dropped to a whisper. "Let's go home. Please."
He focused on everything that was you, on the salt of your tears and sweat overlying body lotion. Your desperation. In the background were the pungent stench of gore and the unwashed bodies of men. The king growled as he stared at you again. It was your second thoughts about what you were getting yourself into by being with him that did it. He snuffed out his need to kill as he came back to himself.
You were petrified about what was next, but Dracula won’t let you regret your decision to stay. He did not wish to prove your trust in him was misplaced or that your reservations about him were well-founded. 
“Since this is one of the only requests my darling little human has ever made of me, I shall grant clemency this time,” he snarled through razor teeth. The paralyzed men cowered at the demon in front of them, at last recognizing how close to Death’s door they came. 
"Vermin such as yourselves aren't worth the effort anyways." The unholy king’s eyes glowed with a hellish light. "Leave," he commanded. 
Under hypnotism, a ring of scarlet surrounded their irises and the thugs slunk away with a dazed expression. They were at last permitted to go through with their flight and disappear back into the bowels of London as his gaze bore holes through the backs of their skulls.
The danger passed. You were hiding behind the vampire, who felt your anxiety when his attention turned back to you. He could not fault your distaste for brutality and death. Despite his blinding fury moments ago, he was unable to maintain his anger with you. His expression lightened.
Silence. 
You licked your lips, trembling with a bone-deep fear you hadn't felt in a long time. “Are you not going to drink his blood?" Staring everywhere except at your saviour, you eyed the corpse of squished organs, bones, and flesh painting the vegetation.
"Do you seek your meals from the gutter?" He snorted, eying the pile with disdain. "Besides… you are more than enough." The vampire grinned, a single fang glinting in the gloom like he just told you the best inside joke.
Your eyes widened at the unexpected change in atmosphere from the offhand comment. Alucard and his mood swings. 
Taking a deep breath to soothe yourself, the tension was slow to leave you. You looked at him again. "Thank you for stopping," you told him with honest relief.
"Little one, you are safe when you walk the night with me. Nothing will harm you," he said as he faced you fully and brushed your cheeks gently.
You held his hand to your face, opening it up and leaning your cheek into the icy steel. He took a step to his right to block the view when you tried to examine the remains of the body turned into slush. A layer of clouds blocked the meager light of the moon so you couldn’t see it anyways. All you saw was the sunset in your vampire’s eyes.
You gulped. The eldritch power surrounding the vampire wrapped around you, and instinctively you knew it was cold, but you felt warm and safe on the inside. It felt like you were home. 
"I believe you." You took the single step to close the distance between you and pressed up flush against the vampire.
Affection kindled in those stunning eyes. There it was, behind the face of another man, this ruthless king, was the Alucard you knew and fell for. Your expression broke as you buried your face in his chest, needing reassurance as the mess that came to pass tonight caught up with you.
He was caressing your head again, tousling it to the beat of your heart when you peeked up at him with dewy-eyed innocence. Resplendent little human, he will shelter you from the horrors of the world.
"Luna vieții mele."
"Pardon?"
"Tu ești luna vieții mele."
You blinked in confusion, straining to try catching the gist of his words, but it was hopeless. Fortunately many Latin languages share some similarities. You were reasonably sure he mentioned the moon.
"Și fără tine, nu există lumină."
How infuriating. If there was something Vlad wanted to say to you, he could just do so directly instead of using a foreign language you didn’t understand for dramatic effect.
"What does that mean?"
He gave you a cryptic smile and offered his arm. “It is time to return." 
Yeah right, like hell it did. He said a lot more words than if he was just talking about going home. You stared at the outstretched arm of a gallant Medieval man, brows crinkling when he did not elaborate. It seemed you would have to figure out the meaning yourself.
You curled in to stay close to him, placing your hand on his arm and weaving your fingers around the crook of Dracula’s elbow so he could lead you home through the dark of night.
~To be Continued~
Ch. 13- TBD? "Stargazers in Romania"
Notes: Alucard really doesn’t like rapists.
Even knowing Alucard shapeshifts, it’ll take getting used to his other forms. It’d be weird if someone just accepts another body/face/voice/personality as their SO upon the first time meeting them, right? At least I think so. The Count is ‘her’ Alucard, for now at least.
This chapter isn't meant to be a character analysis of the historical person's actions, but more the reservations a rational person should have when deciding whether to stay as freaking Vlad III Dracula's SO.
It is admittedly a bit cliche that Alucard is always just in time to save the Reader from her demise, but in my other Hellsing work, she names him her “guide and guardian (angel).” The title is well-deserved.
*The next chapter will be delayed because I will be going on my honeymoon for several weeks. I’ll likely be able to fit in some writing time as we travel between countries. I’ll probably also be using that time to continue planning Part 2 of this story (we aren’t there yet). Yes that’s right, Millennium will feature in this fic, although I will only loosely follow the canon Ultimate events and be taking some liberties with how vampire things work.*
Buckle up, we’re only about half-way. I estimate there to be around 23-26 or so chapters in total to complete this fic, although later chapters will likely be shorter.
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Could you please write a sfw alphabet with Alucard? The nsfw one was great!
I’m sorry this took so long! But it’s finally done- also it’s a lot
Also there’s a lil nsfw references here and there- I’m a degenerate leave me alone
Alucard’s SFW Alphabet
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Alucard is very affectionate once he’s in love and shows it in all five ways; gifts, acts, time, touch, and words
If Alucard sees the smallest thing that reminds him of you he’s getting it and giving it to you shortly after unless it’s part of a bigger gift.
He’ll just do small things to help out and try to make your life easier, especially when you're stressed from whatever it is.
Alucard will spend as much time with you as he can, but like everyone you two do need your personal space and he 100% respects that, and you respect his personal space as well.
When he feels like saying “I love you” isn’t enough or during the times when it’s hard for him just to voice all his feelings he’ll leave you love letters. The letters will be especially long on special occasions.
You’re constantly going to be hugged, kissed, cuddled, back rubs and massages (if you’re alright with it of course)
Alucard constantly voices how much he loves you when he’s able to express himself, but it’s not always just saying “I love you” to you in order to show affection. He’ll make you laugh and tease you, try to cheer you up when you’re down, listen to the things that you have interest in and try to engage in the conversation even if he doesn’t hold the same interest.
He just tries to show you how much he loves you in any and every way possible.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
Y’all be thick as thieves once you’re friends and it’ll be impossible to separate you two. Alucard is very protective of the people he cares about so if someone so much as looks at you the wrong way this man wants to resort to violence, without a doubt you had to talk him out of fights (murders) on multiple occasions.
How you two meet is through Integra but how the friendship starts is probably when he sees that you’re a “good” person, or as least as good as you can get in the situation you’ve been put in. Also it’s a give in that you’ll have to treat Integra with respect before he’ll ever be able to consider you as something other than a dog.
After that it’ll depend on how often you’re around and how well you work will affect how much thought Alucard will put into your existence. He becomes more curious about you as time goes on and one day just decides to talk to you. Of course he’ll do it at the worst times possible because he approaches you right as you’re in the middle of doing something around the mansion. Alucard will say something about what you’re doing and when you explain it to him he’ll unintentionally insult you by calling you “peculiar” or criticize how you’re doing it because that’s not how he usually sees the task being accomplished.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
This man was MADE for cuddling! Especially when you’re a human and it’s in the summertime because the heat makes everything so hot and sticky. His cold body against yours is the perfect way to cool off for you and the best way for him to warm up.
Also with those long arms and legs and his lanky ass body he can- and will- wrap you up in them and hold you tight when cuddling.
Plus the man is touch deprived- I mean he was locked in a basement for years and hasn’t felt a loving touch in Lord knows how long so he hangs all over you when the time for it is appropriate.
He’s just been through so much and he might not act like it but he wants to be held close, forget big spoon and little spoon. Alucard wants you to hold onto him and never let go.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Alucard’s dream is to own a home to grow old in with his beloved s/o and wants to raise beautiful children with them. He dreams that when he isn’t working he will try to cook if he isn’t too exhausted, and he wants to surprise the family with a big breakfast on the weekends.
It saddens Alucard that he can’t have kids and can’t grow old, but that doesn’t stop him from settling down with you in the home you two picked out together.
There was discussion of adopting children but with the “our appearance never changes and we’ll have to keep us being a vampire secret from our child, and if they don’t want to become a vampire when they grow up then we’ll watch them grow old and die” wasn’t something you two wanted to happen. The next idea was becoming foster parents and you two tried it but within a week Alucard wanted to adopt every child that entered your home, so you two gave up on being foster parents either.
Can you blame the man though? He has so much love to give and that’s why you have to tell him no everytime you walk past a pet store or an animal rescue. You two already have had over hundreds of pets over all the years and currently have a “dog” (he’s without a doubt a wolf but you two still call him a puppy even though it’s fully grown) that Alucard brought home without telling you. But he knew it wouldn’t have mattered to you anyway because there were currently no pets in the house.
When it comes to chores, Alucard isn’t terrible at cleaning but he’s better at some more than others.
Such as laundry, he’s good at doing laundry when it’s time to put it away. He makes sure everything is ironed and folded or hung up so there are no wrinkles but as said in another post the only clothes he leaves alone are your socks that you love to mix-match.
But Alucard sucks at actually doing everything else before that, most of the time he forgets to actually put the laundry in the basket, and doesn’t remember that he has to wash the blood out of his white shirts. You also have to sew up the tears in his clothes which was also said in another post
There aren’t many dishes to do because you both drink blood but when you two use cups either one of you will clean them after.
You both take good care of the dog but he is more Alucard’s responsibility than yours because he’s the one who brought it home without telling you. Alucard does accept most of the responsibility; cleaning up after the dog, brushing his hair, giving him baths, clipping his nails, brushing his teeth. Alucard did the puppy training and is in charge of the vet visits.
But when it comes to the feeding, watering, putting the dog out, taking him on walks, and playing with the dog, it’s 50/50.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
I’m sorry- what?
You think this man would leave you after he’s fallen in love with you? After how long it took him to accept you into his heart, you think he’s going to let you go? You’re out of your damn mind if you believe that he would.
But if I had to pick a way Alucard would do it I can only see him doing it by not saying anything, he just grabs all his stuff and leaves, the only trace of him is a letter saying why it’s over. He does this because he knows he’ll get annoyed by your reaction, whether it’s crying, getting angry, or just saying nothing at all.
Ngl he’ll probably threaten to kill you if you come anywhere near him or try to talk to him through someone else because once it’s over he wants absolutely nothing to do with you. So threatening you is the only way to make sure you leave him alone.
As said this will most likely never happen because once this man is in love? He’s. In. Love.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Only reason why Alucard gets nervous about commitment is because he’s worried something bad will happen to you. But once he realizes that you’ll be safe it’s all or nothing with Alucard because commitment is everything to him. If you ever have any doubts about the relationship he doesn’t want to ever be in it and he will never give the idea of a relationship with you any thought again. Nor will he give you a chance again.
For getting into a relationship though, it all depends, you could be friends for a couple of months or more than a year before Alucard will attempt a romance relationship. This is because he needs to see how you’ll deal with different things in life, such as; him going on missions, how you treat people, how you let people treat you, and- most importantly- how you react to him being a vampire.
After you two get into a relationship It’ll probably take a year or so because Alucard needs to see how you start acting as a partner when it comes to dealing with all the things that he had to consider before pursuing the romantic relationship. If you can still handle those things in what he thinks is an appropriate manner then he’ll be willing to marry you.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
When training (whether you’re a vampire or human) Alucard pushes you to your limits so you’ll always improve for next time and can be the best you can possibly be. But this is only if you want to train of course and if not he will never pressure you to.
If you do decide you want him to train you, expect to be left sore, with bruises, and scratches. The training will be even worse if you’re a vampire because your power is nearly limitless when you reach for your full potential.
But once the training is over Alucard will definitely make sure to make it up to you, treating you as if you’re made of glass. He will apologize for hurting you so bad and treat whatever wounds he has left you with. He will grab you anything you need if you’re too weak to and do everything he possibly can in order to make you feel better.
When it comes to emotional support, Alucard does the best he can but he doesn’t always get it right. It also doesn’t help that Alucard has his own emotions that you’re helping him work on, though he still has trouble addressing them. Though he has learned how to somewhat mirror (I’m not sure if that’s the right word but currently I can't think of a way to describe it) how you help him with his emotions for him to help you.
Also Alucard learned early on that sometimes you just start talking about something that makes you angry and when he gives input you get mad at him.
Also Alucard learned early on that sometimes you just start talking about something that makes you angry and when he gives input you get mad at him.
One day when you got angry at him for trying to help he asked you something like ‘what do you want me to do?’ and you told him to ‘just listen to me.’
So now every time you start a rant he asks you if you want ‘solutions or support’ and it’s kept you two out of so many arguments.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
As we keep establishing, Alucard is touch deprived so he absolutely loves hugs, if you two are alone there is rarely a time that he doesn’t try to stop you so he can have you in his strong embrace.
If you’re standing in place he’ll hug you from behind and start to sway your body with his for a little bit until he’s ready to let go, or when you swat him away so you can finish whatever you were doing.
If you two are on the couch in your room then he’ll be hugging you from the side and you’ll have your head on his chest. When you’re in Alucard’s lap he’ll have both arms around your waist and his head will be resting on your shoulder.
If you two are in public, walking down a busy street or sitting down next to each other when people are around Alucard will have one arm around your waist.
But when it comes to being in the mansion, outside of your room, you and Alucard both tend to stay professional since you two are basically at work. Plus the people who see you two hugging are people who both of you see constantly. There is just a difference between strangers you two will never see again and people who are always around. It’s not that you two are hiding your relationship- because everyone knows you’re a couple- it’s more of just keeping certain things more private.
There are the exceptions such as when he comes back from long missions and those times that Alucard is stressed out enough to just not care. When that happens he’ll walk up behind you while you’re talking to someone and casually wrap his arms around your waist. He’ll rest his chin on the top of your head, not swaying or anything, he just stands there, holding onto you and listening to the conversation.
It doesn’t happen often but it’s happened enough times that you and everyone else knows just to continue the conversation as if Alucard isn’t even there. Then once you’re done, you’ll let whoever you were talking to walk away before you and Alucard will disappear to a more private place so you can give him all the attention that he so desperately wants from you.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
Takes years of friendship, then a year or so of being in a relationship before Alucard says it because he has a fear that as soon as he says “I love you” something bad is going to happen to you.
After Alucard first says “I love you” and nothing bad happens he’s still very cautious about saying it again for a while. But when you’re still safe whenever he said it he now constantly tells you that he loves you.
If Alucard is with you when you wake up he’s telling you that he loves you. If he’s with you when you go to sleep he’s telling you he loves you. When he wakes up from a nightmare he’ll tell you he loves you. If you’re cuddling he tells you he loves you.
If you do some small task that you think nothing of, Alucard is telling you he loves you for the help. Every time he leaves he tells you he loves you. Every time he comes back he tells you he loves you. The end of every phone call he’s telling you he loves you and if it’s a phone call during a mission that he’s been away for a while he’s telling you all throughout the call that he loves you.
Whenever you two hug or kiss he’s telling you he loves you. Alucard will get lost in his thoughts and zone out, then when you help him come back to, he will tell you that he loves you.
And every single time he says “I love you” he 100% means it, he will never throw around those three words carelessly.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
Okay I know I said before that Alucard would kill anyone who so much as breathes in your direction but that’s before you two are together. But he isn’t jealous after you two get into a relationship because after you two are together he doesn’t have any competition. HOWEVER he is protective when it comes to the relationship.
Which are two totally different things.
Jealousy means that Alucard would get intimidated by someone else talking to you and thinks that someone could possibly take you from him. But he has enough trust in you and in the relationship to know there is no need to get jealous over someone talking to you. There is no need for him to worry about you being unfaithful when you go out or what you wear when you leave to hangout with your friends. Only thing he worries about is something bad possibly happening to you but you never go out alone because you and Seras are best friends, which is what puts Alucard’s mind at ease. It’s always you and Seras plus a few other friends go out, and sometimes a few of those friends are male friends, whom Alucard also doesn’t worry about. You’re free do do what you want, with who you want, where you want while wearing whatever you want.
So Alucard isn’t jealous but he’s very protective, meaning that if he is nearby and notices that someone could possibly be making advances he’ll subtly show that you’re taken. Depending on how that person react to him just proves what their intentions were; if they immediately leave you alone, you and Alucard just go on about your merry way. If they try to keep your attention on them after you introduce Alucard, you cut it off because you won’t let someone try to take your attention away from Alucard when you were out with him. If you introduce Alucard and they include him in the conversation, there is possibly a new friend. You two have actually made a few friends that way.
(though Alucard can tell when you’re trying to ‘make him jealous’ as foreplay and he will go along with it, when it’s like that he’ll act absolutely feral)
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Heh- I’ll exclude some places
Once again you both will be professional around the mansion when outside of your room, only giving each other a quick peck on the lips then going back to whatever it is that you two need to be doing. That also comes back with the exceptions of him going on his long missions. But even when it comes to kissing around other people- strangers or not- it doesn’t get too intimate.
But in private? This man is the very definition of passion. Alucard may not be able to put all his feelings into words, but his kisses tell you everything he can’t.
He does have his times where he likes to get playful though, giving you a kiss but pulls away before he lures you too far in, just so he can leave you longing for more. Sometimes he’ll run his fangs against your lower lip just to make you jump in surprise, then chuckles against your lips while you pretend to be annoyed by his teasing. Alucard loves you but he has to pick on you, y’know?
Alucard likes being kissed on his neck the most (yes I’m doing this out of pure irony, leave me alone)
Where Alucard likes kissing your hands- the NSFW Alphabet explains why- and he other favorite place to kiss you is right below the belly button. He likes kissing you there specifically because he likes the idea of you carrying his child.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
Alucard would be an amazing father, though sometimes he’d spoil them more than he should. But he will still make the kids know what it means to put in hard work.
He also wouldn’t necessarily toss you to the side once you give birth to his children but you’ll definitely get put second more often than not. And if it ever came to saving you or the kids, sorry but you’re on your own love.
Alucard’s patience would never run thin when it comes to his children, and he would always try to be the first to come to their aid. Hell if you had his kids he might as well take maternity leave after the baby is born because he’d be up before you when the baby cries at night.
It’d be nice at first when you’re still recovering, Alucard would help with the feeding, bathing, changing, putting the baby to sleep, and anything he possibly can. But it would eventually get annoying when you have to tell him to give you your child back.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Since mornings are a vampire’s night, you and Alucard will eat and spend a bit of time together before you both pass out from exhaustion from all the work you had to do over night. But there is always a weekly early morning date. This can also apply to when you’re a human because you have to work overnight and are exhausted by daybreak.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
It tends to be too busy to spend time together since night is the time for the both of you to bust your ass to get work done. Though sometimes you two do take off and go out to a fancy restaurant, or a club since they’re most popular at night.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Everything depends on whether Integra will let him talk and act somewhat freely because can’t say anything without her permission and that’s what affects the friendship.
But if Alucard has permission then you’ll know he’s a vampire as soon as you two meet because he doesn’t care if you know or not.
If you start asking questions when it comes to his life, Alucard will only tell you what happened after Integra woke up. But if you start asking too many questions he’ll just tell you that it’s none of your business.
Now after you two get into a relationship it’s still only from when he was awoken, and you don’t push because it isn’t your place. The reason why he doesn’t share his life before Integra is because it’ll mean he has to deal with trauma.
Alucard might as well have bought a shovel to dig a hole in the backyard in order to bury his trauma, and he wasn’t going to let any of that shit resurface… Well, that was the plan at least.
Alucard didn’t want to ever tell you anything, Hell he didn’t even want to fall in love with you. But he couldn’t stop it from happening, just like he couldn’t stop from having one of his horrendous nightmares when you two were in bed together. You were more terrified than he was because of it, but you kept your cool and helped him through it. After that everything is slowly- but surely- being shared with you.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Alucard was easily angered by you at first because he didn’t give a damn about you or your feelings. But now you are what he cares about the most and that shadows his anger more often than not. He tries his best to keep his lashing out to an absolute minimum.
Which makes him accidentally take it out on you.
Alucard only does it by screaming and maybe breaking something but he never gets physical when he’s angry with you. It’s very rare that he snaps because he tends to defuse the situation or take a walk in order to calm down before he gets to the point of becoming aggressive.
But like- everyone- Alucard keeps stuff to himself and it builds up, so when an argument breaks out between you (which happens occasionally but not too often) he loses it before he even has a chance to realize it. If you shut up after he screams at you he’ll walk away and come back when he’s ready. If you don’t shut up that’s when a screaming match ensues and he breaks something, then he walks out.
He always comes back though, it might take an hour or maybe he’s gone for the rest of the night. But Alucard will always be back before day break because he can’t sleep without you and that thought is what calms him down.
The first time you two had a big fight and Alucard walked out he planned on not talking to you until the next night. He even went to another hidden cellar in the mansion that you didn’t know about because he didn’t want you around him. But when he tried to sleep it took him hours and when he finally did fall asleep he had a gruesome nightmare, it was that something terrible happened to you while he wasn’t with you.
Alucard woke up in a cold sweat then- without a moment to spare- he dashed out of his room and ran at full speed straight into your’s. He didn’t even bother knocking, he just went straight through the door. Tears were running down his face as he pulled you out of the bed and into his arms, covering your face with kisses while he told you how sorry he is. You helped him through his crying and got his mind at ease, making sure he knew that everything was going to be okay.
You two agreed to talk out the issue that caused the fight the next night and that’s exactly what you did, clearing up everything. After that you both promised never to go to bed angry at each other and that whenever you two are angry at each other you wait until you both calm down to settle the problem.
This is what keeps you both sane, well, as sane as you two can get and makes sure that the issues that cause the fights get fixed. It also keeps Alucard from having those nightmares that always makes everything a million times worse for his mental health, thus affecting the relationship as well.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Alucard has a whole library in his head of all the important things when it comes to you. But just in case he ever forgets, he writes things down in a journal he solely dedicated to information about you and the relationship.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
When you didn’t leave him after he told you he was Dracula. He expected you to leave him after only telling you a few things he’s done but you didn’t. Instead you told him that he doesn’t have to tell you all the bad things he’s done- and the war crimes he’s committed- because you love him for the person he is now.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Besides being protective of the relationship, Alucard would carry you in his pocket if he could just so he’d always be able to keep you safe. He gets nervous when he sees someone eyeing you up because he automatically assumes they have the worst of intentions.
If someone ever raises their hand to you they’re lucky if you kick their ass before Alucard gets to them, because if he does that person is getting sent out in an ambulance. And that’s only because that’s the worst that you’ll allow Alucard to do to them. If you let Alucard do what he wants to do, that person would be dead on the spot.
There isn’t really a need for you to protect him, matter of fact he doesn’t want you to attempt to protect him because he doesn’t want you to ever be in harm's way.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
Your weekly dates are just small things, such as going on walks in the park, watching movies, window shopping, or eating at a diner or fast food place. It’s just easy and nearby and inexpensive. Sometimes they get a bit more fun, like going to a bar, a club, or a concert- you’ve talked him into going to a few raves and mosh pits.
But for anniversaries, a Valentine’s Day, or your birthday, calling those dates ‘extraordinary’ is an understatement. Going to the world’s most expensive restaurants, jewelry, makeup, clothes, shoes, you’ll even have a private jet flying you two wherever you want to go for a weekend trip.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
Alucard’s temper and bottles up his feeling(yeah, big surprise but at least he’s trying to work on it)
He can be hot and cold (once again, not surprising)
Can be VERY nosy at times
Remember how we talked about dishes? Specifically the cups? Well, Alucard hoards cups in his office.
You always respect his office and don’t touch anything in it because that’s his own space, just like he respects your office because that’s your own space. So the ONLY time you complain is when it comes to the cups but you still don’t touch them, you just have to wait until he takes them out.
Speaking of waiting, you also have to ask him to take the trash out of his office because neither of you want bugs and/or rodents.
Which he does after the trash can is overflowing and there are almost no cups in the cabinets, which can take either a week or month to happenT_T
Also his hair is ALL OVER the bathroom. The floor, the sink, the shower, EVERYWHERE. Alucard sheds more hair than you and the dog combined and you’re surprised that he isn’t bald by now.
And this last one I will shout from the rooftops: HE! IS! A! HYPOCRITE!!!
But he’s trying to fix it.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Alucard only cared about making himself look presentable, as long as he was clean and well dressed he was fine with how he looked to everyone else.
But Alucard loathes his scars that he can’t get rid of with his entire being. He always has- even before he met you- but nobody would ever see them so he wasn’t insecure about them.
Or so Alucard thought, then you walked into his life. You’re the only one who has seen all of him and has felt most of him, now he gets so self conscious over the scars. They prove to you that at one point he was weak and couldn’t protect himself.
Alucard also hates how his hands are so rough and callous. You’re the only one who Alucard touches in an intimate manner, and he takes his gloves off in order to do so. Making him not only hate how he can’t feel your body in the same way could if his hands were normal. He also hates it because he knows that his touch is a bit harsh on your bare skin.
Alucard knows damn well that you couldn’t care less about how his hands feel and that you will never think less of him because of his scars but he still tries to “make up for it” in other ways.
Like having his hair smooth as silk, which is why his hair care products clutter the bathroom sink. Alucard tries to keep his lips from getting chapped so his kisses can be gentle and it makes up for the ruggedness of his hands. Alucard makes sure that the skin that isn’t scared is soft to the touch, to the point that it feels like velvet against your fingertips.
You’re the only person Alucard does this for but he won’t let you know that, he keeps these insecurities to himself because you promised to love him no matter what.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
Yes. You walked into his life and now there is no leaving. You are his everything. You are that last piece of the puzzle and he will never be able to live without you. He makes sure to let you know that with every chance he gets.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
Alucard keeps a picture of you tucked in his hat, that’s why he makes sure it gets taken off and goes somewhere out of harm's way before every fight. If there is a surprise attack the first thing he does is grab a gun with one hand and throw his hat to safety with the other.
Also I picture human Alucard having tattoos- not sure what kind yet but he has them.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
Someone who’s love he has to fight for, because he won’t.
Someone who’s controlling- he already has to deal with Integra bossing him around, he won’t have a partner do it.
Do. Not. Touch. His. Desk. Don’t clean it off. Don’t rearrange anything. Don’t do ANYTHING to it. Just leave his desk alone and there won’t be an issue.
Jealousy (though he will play along if you’re faking it for foreplay)
Someone who doesn’t follow through with their word
He gets annoyed with people who never stand up for themselves and always need/want someone to do it for them.
If something bad happens and you don’t tell him, he doesn’t give a damn if you’ve already dealt with it on your own
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)
Alucard has nightmares and needs you to sleep, that’s a given. But he also has to be touching you in one way or another, even if it’s just his fingertips grazing your arm. He just needs to feel that you’re there in bed with him and if you get up he automatically knows.
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thirstyforlulu · 2 years
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Can I possibly have a headcanon of Vladcard x wife sfw and nsfw?
SFW:
You are Vladdy’s queen
You are his world, his everything, and he treats you accordingly
He does his best to ensure that the two of you are never apart
When you are inevitably separated either by work or other duties, he is clearly miserable
He’s much more irritable when he hasn’t had your TLC
When you reunite, the man acts so pitiful, you’d think the two of you had been separated for years
His love language is definitely touch
When the two of you are relaxing together, he insists that a part of you be touching, even if it’s just a finger
With his free hand, he often wraps a finger around one of yours, the small bit of contact providing him comfort
He’s extremely cold, so you often serve as his personal heater
Even if you’re cold natured, you’re warmer than the undead, and he loves it
At night, he snuggles up to you as close as he can possibly get
This is non negotiable, he’ll even wait till you’re asleep if that’s the only way
It’s obnoxious sometimes, but when you see how peaceful he looks asleep with his face pressed against you, you can’t bring yourself to protest
He has lots of photos of you
There is at least one on him at all times
He isn’t ashamed of it either, he does not care if someone sees him gazing at a photo of you
NSFW:
Your night with Vladdy can go one of several ways depending on how he’s feeling
When he’s got a lot of anger and frustration he needs to get out, he pounds into you like he’s drilling for oil
Other nights, he’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever seen
There’s passion behind every single thing he does in the bedroom, even when he seems consumed with lust
He swears your bodies were made for each other
You are his queen and his face is your throne
This man loves to eat you out
It makes him so proud to see how just his tongue, an organ he never thought much of, can have you convulsing with pleasure
Of course, he’ll get his in return
He’s big and he knows it, so he tries his best to be patient
When you blow him, he watches with pride as you slowly work yourself up to taking more
Every gag makes his ego soar
During sex, he’s patient at first, making sure you’ve adjusted
“Are you ready my love?” He whispers in your ear, waiting for your confirmation before driving himself back into you
He always cums either inside of you or on your face
The feeling of pumping you full is addictive, his greatest claim to your body
Aftercare is wonderful
Those thick, worn hands feel incredible against your sore muscles
And the sweet kisses he gives you before bed are heavenly
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chicazodiaca · 3 months
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MELISA X VLAD iii
Vlad: 1431 | Melisa: 1601
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Dos personas de épocas diferentes, uno en la época del siglo XV y el otro de la época del siglo XVII. Uno llamado "el primer vampieo" y el otro "la última bruja sanguinea" .
Two people from different times, one from the time of the 15th century and the other from the time of the 17th century. One called "the first vampire" and the other "the last blood witch".
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︶ ͝ ⏝𝅄︶ ͝ ⏝𝅄⏝ ͝ ︶𝅄⏝ ͝ ︶𝅄⏝ ͝ ︶𝅄⏝ ͝ ︶
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alucardownsmyass · 3 years
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Headcanons for a servant being assigned to give Vlad an oil massage? I like to think he got a lot of them back in the day 🖤 love your stuff
thank you so much, lovely!! 💘
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there are masses of people who serve underneath his roof, but he's always chose you for the past year when it comes to assistance regarding his hygiene. you used to fold and stack towels, or wash fabrics and hang them up on the clotheslines outside in the boiling sun. needless to say, you were glad to have been moved to another task. summers in romania were not fun.
oil massages were occasionally something he'd order after battles, or when his muscles have become extremely sore from the endless practicing of swordsmanship with his soldiers out in the fields. many of the female servants loved to stop what they were doing just to watch him train and squeal girlishly whenever he removed his top armor from being too feverish in the heat.
first time was a bit intense, but overtime, you had grown used to seeing him bare. perhaps he grew shameless about it as well, for whenever you walked into his room to prepare for your assistance, he'd drop the towel that hung around his waist without hesitation or timidness. you could never help but quickly look down and attempt to play it off as if you hadn't gotten a glimpse of his . . . "friend", and because of that, always failed to notice the little smirk that would adorn his lips.
he enjoys gentle caresses, but because he is buff in stature and desires for the aches and knots within his flesh to loosen, you're going to have to be a bit more rough.
you make sure to rub the essence on every part of his body, and he doubtlessly enjoys when you take your time—more so when you get to the back of his calves. he is constantly running, so the muscle there is especially tense.
being who he is, he'll never miss a chance to address you teasingly if you are taking a particularly long time massaging a specific area, such as his ass, tracing his v-line or when your hands grow nearer towards his crotch. "with the way your fingers stroke me there, i assume you are trying to excite me, no?" shy and at a loss of what to say, you can do no more than blush and continue.
sometimes he likes peace and quiet, sometimes he will ask you to hum a traditional melody. he adores the bell in your voice when you sing, and often calls you a ' blessed hummingbird ' because of it. it genuinely soothes him.
here and there, he will hiss slightly in pain or jerk when you hit certain spots, but when you remove your hands and begin to apologize, he dismisses it and insists you keep going. "it may agonize me, servitorul meu, but i am no weakling."
his skin displays multiple scars, bruises and minor wounds upon his upper and lower back, rear thighs, arms, and if he were to turn to lay on his back, there lies a further variety. each blemish carried a vigorous story of how the man defended his country, and though he may have been a brute, you've gotten to at least experience a tender presence throughout the times you were assigned to gather warm water and bathe him. it was the only time of day he received to relax.
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